What if the boys weren't made from chemical X?

(this takes place in a different timeline/universe from my venomous green story and all stories set after it)

(I'm gonna try to make each chapter longer than 400 words for no reason at all btw)

Boomer was bored as hell. it had been raining heavily all day, making the boys not want to go out. Butch still had a broken rib from when the boys had tried to crash the girls birthday party 1 month ago and Buttercup kicked Butch in the torso insanely hard, launching him back almost 20 feet. that was when the boys retreated.

the boys were turning 14 in 2 months, which only the boys tended to remember.

Brick was forcing Butch to play checkers with him while he got rest while Boomer was currently in the living room watching the rain outside. he was wearing a black suit that pressed against his skin with white boots and blue sleeves.

"where are the boys that are your brothers?" Mojo asked as he exited his lab.

"get some speech therapy and maybe I'll tell you" Boomer spat back.

Mojo made a quiet growl in response.

"in our bedroom" Boomer said, rolling his eyes. he really wasn't in the mood to talk to someone who rambled so much like Mojo Jojo.

Mojo left to talk to Brick and Butch about something.

a few minutes later Mojo came back with Butch and Brick following. Brick and Butch were wearing the same thing as Boomer except Butch had green sleeves and Brick had red sleeves.

"boys, why have you not been fighting the powerpuff girls since their birthday, that is to say since the powerpuff girls celebrated the day they were born for the tenth time you have not fought them!" Mojo began before Brick cut him off.

"Buttercup kicked Butch so hard his rib broke almost immediately after she saw us, we had no choice but to retreat" Boomer finally looked away from the window to see Mojo was standing next to the window sill Boomer was sitting on while Brick and Butch were sitting on the nearby couch.

"then why are you not fighting them alone? that is to say why have you not been fighting your counterpart while their alone?" Mojo stated before Brick gently pushed his hand against his forehead.

"of course, why didn't I think of that!?" Brick announced.

"because you are not me, Mojo Jojo! that is to sa-" Mojo replied before Butch cut him off.

"we get the point" then the trio zoomed to their shared bedroom.

"so, who wants to go first?" Brick asked once he had shut the door.

"not me" Butch almost immediately said after Brick asked that.

"no, duh" Brick snapped back.

"I guess I'm going" Boomer nervously replied.

"cool, just gotta wait until the rain stops. after that, wait until Bubbles is completely alone before you attack" Brick explained.