Wario and Waluigi: The Blues Brothers
Chapter 1
It was a sunny morning as we looked at a prison out of the area and prison guards approached a fat man who was sleeping in his prison cell
Is this the guy? the first prison guard said
Yeah. That's him. the second prison guard said
Why him? the first prison guard said
The assistant warden wants this one out of the block early. the first prison guard said
But why him? the first prison guard said
He wants to get it over with fast. the second prison guard said
Okay, let's do it. the first prison guard said
Hey! the second prison guard said
What? the fat man said
Come on, wake up. the second prison guard said
What? the fat man said
It's time. the second prison guard said
Huh? the fat man said
Wake up. Let's go, it's time. the second prison guard said
Time? the fat man said
Yeah. the second prison guard said
Time for what? the fat man said
For you to leave. the second prison guard said
Oh. the fat man said
Yeah now come on. Let's go. the second prison guard said
Alright alright. I'm coming. the fat man said
The fat man was walking with the two prison guards down the hallway of the prison they reached a door went downstairs to another hallway in the prison reached another door went downstairs again approached the main gate and knocked on the gate door
Yes? the old prison guard said
We need to go out. the first prison guard said
What for? the old prison guard said
It's important. the second prison guard said
Is this the prisoner? the old prison guard said
Yes. the first prison guard said
It's him. the second prison guard said
Alright. Hold on. the old prison guard said
The old prison guard blew his whistle and the gate doors opened for the fat man and the two prison guards
Thank you. the first prison guard said
Thank you. the second prison guard said
You're welcome. the old prison guard said
The fat man and the two prison guards went out as the old prison guard blew his whistle again and the gate doors closed the fat man and the two prison guards were walking on the sidewalk of the area where the prison was and stopped at a building
Well, this is it. the second prison guard said
What is this place? the fat man said
This is the parole building. the first prison guard said
Parole building? the fat man said
Yeah. the first prison guard said
Why here? the fat man said
We're gonna check you and some of your items. the first prison guard said
That's it? the fat man said
That's it. the first prison guard said
Oh. the fat man said
Yeah, we're just gonna check you out. And if you're cleared you can leave. the first prison guard said
Really? the fat man said
Yeah. the first prison guard said
Perfect. the fat man said
And that if is a big if. the second prison guard said
Really? the fat man said
That's right. the second prison guard said
And you need to behave. Got it? the first prison guard said
I got it. I got it. the fat man said
Good now let's go inside. the first prison guard said
The fat man and the two prison guards went inside the parole building and stopped at the reception desk as the first prison guard read something on a notepad
7474505B. the second prison guard said
What wing? the receptionist said
Maximum wing, Block 9. the second prison guard said
Standard release? the receptionist said
Parole, three out of five. Good behavior. the second prison guard said
Give me a minute. the receptionist said
The receptionist went to go get something while the drag the fat man to the receptionist area as the receptionist came back with some stuff and looked at the fat man
Oh. the receptionist said
What? the fat man said
Uh... the receptionist said
What? the fat man said
You're very dirty. the receptionist said
Dirty? the fat man said
Yes. the receptionist said
Well what do you want me to do about it? the fat man said
Gentlemen? the receptionist said
Yeah? the first prison guard said
Yeah? the second prison guard said
Could you move him away from me? the receptionist said
Alright. the first prison guard said
Sure. the second prison guard said
The two prison guards moved and dragged the fat man away from the receptionist
Good. Now let's what we got here. the receptionist said
The receptionist then looked at the stuff the fat man had as he took out a watch
One Timex digital watch, broken. the receptionist said
The receptionist then took out an unused prophylactic
One unused prophylactic. the receptionist said
The receptionist then took out another prophylactic but it was soiled
One soiled. the receptionist said
Is this gonna take long? the fat man said
Not long. the receptionist said
Then when? the fat man said
Be patient. the receptionist said
Meanwhile
A tall man along with a mushroom head person was driving his car by the prison and parked near the main gate
Here we are. the tall man said
Prison? the mushroom head person said
Yeah. the tall man said
He's in there? the mushroom head person said
Yeah. the tall man said
What did he do to get in there? the mushroom head person said
It's a long story. the tall man said
How long? the mushroom head person said
Very long. the tall man said
Was it bad? the mushroom head person said
Don't worry about it. the tall man said
Was it bad? the mushroom head person said
I said don't worry about it. the tall man said
Just tell me. the mushroom head person said
Okay it was pretty bad. the tall man said
I knew it. the mushroom head person said
Yeah. the tall man said
What did he do? the mushroom head person said
I don't know. the tall man said
What? the mushroom head person said
I said i don't know. the tall man said
What do you mean you don't know? the mushroom head person said
Look it's been a long time since i've seen him. the tall man said
How long? the mushroom head person said
Very long. the tall man said
Oh. the mushroom head person said
Yeah. the tall man said
So when's he coming out? the mushroom head person said
He'll be out soon. the tall man said
Okay. the mushroom head person said
Back to the fat man
The fat man was still in the parole building as the receptionist was checking his stuff
Boots, black. Belt, black. the receptionist said
The receptionist then took out a black suit jacket
One black suit jacket. the receptionist said
The receptionist then took out some black suit pants
One pair of black suit pants. the receptionist said
The receptionist then took out a black hat
One hat. Black. the receptionist said
The receptionist then took out a pair of sunglasses
One pair of sunglasses. the receptionist said
The receptionist then took out an envelope full of money
23 dollars and 7 cents. the receptionist said
The receptionist then gave the fat man some paperwork along with a pen to sign
Sign here. the receptionist said
The fat man grabbed the pen and signed the paperwork
Suddenly outside the prison's main gate the gate doors opened
Okay he's coming out now. the tall man said
Finally. the mushroom head person said
The tall man and the mushroom head person got out of the car stood by it and looked at the fat man coming out
Can you open this cage thing? the fat man said
The guards then opened the cage door for the fat man
Thank you. the fat man said
The fat man and the tall man walked and approached each other
Wario. the tall man said
Waluigi. the fat man said
(The Blues Brothers)
Wario and Waluigi then hugged each other went inside the car and drove out of the prison while they were on the road Wario asked Waluigi one question
Hey Waluigi? Wario said
Yeah? Waluigi said
What's this? Wario said
What? Waluigi said
This car. Wario said
The car? Waluigi said
Yeah. This stupid car. Wario said
Oh. Waluigi said
The car? Toad said
Yeah. This stupid car. Wario said
Oh. Toad said
Wario takes out a cigarette from the cabinet lights it with a lighter and starts smoking
The caddy. Where's the caddy? Wario said
The what? Waluigi said
The what? Toad said
The Cadillac we used to have. Wario said
The Cadillac? Waluigi said
The Cadillac? Toad said
Yeah. The bluesmobile. Wario said
Well i uh... Waluigi said
He traded it. Toad said
What? Wario said
He traded it. Toad said
Traded? Waluigi said
Yeah. I traded it. Waluigi said
You traded the bluesmobile for this? Wario said
No, for a microphone. Waluigi said
A microphone? Wario said
Yeah. Waluigi said
A microphone? Wario said
Yeah. Waluigi said
Okay, i can see that. Wario said
Good. Waluigi said
What the hell is this? Wario said
It's a bargain. Toad said
What? Wario said
This was a bargain. Waluigi said
Explain. Wario said
I picked it up at the Mount Prospect City Police Auction last spring. Waluigi said
Really? Wario said
Yeah. It's an old Mount Prospect police car. Waluigi said
A police car? Wario said
Yeah. They were practically giving them away. Waluigi said
Well, thank you, pal. Wario said
What? Waluigi said
The day i get out of prison, my own brother picks me up in a police car. Wario said
Suddenly the Cadillac car along with a bunch of other cars stopped while the bridge was being raised
You don't like it? Waluigi said
No, i don't like it. Wario said
That's it? Waluigi said
That's it. Wario said
Wario and Waluigi are on the road after just getting away from prison where will they go stay tuned
TO BE CONTINUED