The next morning, Pinkie Pie had invited the group for breakfast at Sugarcube Corner, an offer they eagerly accepted. Inside the cozy bakery, the delicious aroma of fresh pastries filled the air. While the rest of the group dug into their stacks of blueberry and apple pancakes, laughing and chatting, WordGirl sat quietly, her plate untouched. She stared off into the distance, lost in thought, her usual excitement nowhere to be seen.
"WordGirl?" Pinkie's cheerful voice broke through her reverie, causing her to startle slightly. She blinked and turned to see Pinkie and the rest of the group watching her with concern.
"Huh?" She mumbled, stammering in confusion as she tried to snap back to the present.
"I was just checking in. You seemed a bit... Distant. Everything okie-dokie?" Pinkie asked, her usual bubbly tone softened by genuine worry.
WordGirl managed a half-hearted shrug. "Yeah, I'm fine... just didn't sleep well last night."
"Come to think of it, I tossed and turned a lot too," Martin Kratt said, glancing at his brother.
"Yeah, I guess hay doesn't make for the most comfortable bed," Jackie added with a small, sympathetic smile.
WordGirl winced, instinctively raising a hand to rub her temples as a sudden sharp headache pulsed through her skull. "Ugh… my head," she groaned softly, her face tightening in discomfort as she tried to ease the pain.
"Are you alright, dear?" Ms. Cake asked with a look of concern, pausing from her work to check on her.
WordGirl forced a small, reassuring smile, despite the ache. "Yeah, I'll be fine. Just a little headache, nothing to worry about," she replied, trying to downplay the pain as she waved off the concern.
Despite her reassurance, her friends exchanged worried glances. WordGirl could feel their eyes on her, but she waved them off, trying to seem unfazed by the headache.
"Seriously, guys, I'm fine," she insisted, forcing another smile. "It's probably just the lack of sleep catching up with me."
"Are you sure?" Jackie asked, her brow furrowed with concern. "If you're not feeling well, we can always take a break today. No need to push yourself."
WordGirl shook her head. "No, really. I'm okay. Just need to walk it off or something. We've got a lot to do, and we can't afford to slow down now," she said determinedly.
Even though she tried to brush it off, the nagging headache lingered, and her friends could tell she wasn't herself. Martin leaned in a bit closer, lowering his voice. "Look, if it gets worse, you let us know, okay?"
WordGirl sighed, feeling a mix of frustration and gratitude. "I will, I promise," she said, hoping to ease their concern. But as she stood up to leave Sugarcube Corner, a dull throb pulsed in her head again, and she quietly wondered if something more was going on.
...
Meanwhile, at Sweet Apple Acres, Peter and Stewie found themselves in the company of the Cutie Mark Crusaders—Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle. Peter had made a half-hearted promise to watch over the trio, though he hadn't anticipated the barrage of questions that followed.
"So, what's it like bein' a human?" Apple Bloom asked eagerly, her eyes wide with curiosity. "Do you get to fly?"
"Do humans get cutie marks? How do you know what your special talent is?" Sweetie Belle added, her voice filled with wonder.
"Yeah! And what kind of crazy machines do you have? Like, flying cars or laser cannons?" Scootaloo chimed in, her wings buzzing with excitement.
Peter, overwhelmed by the rapid-fire questions, raised his hands in surrender. "Whoa, whoa, slow down, little firecrackers! One at a time!" He scratched his head, clearly not used to such attention from kids. "So, uh, what do you kids do for fun around here?"
Apple Bloom grinned up at him, full of pride. "We're the Cutie Mark Crusaders! We help other ponies figure out their special talents!"
Peter raised an eyebrow. "Oh, so you're like... talent scouts or something? I thought you guys were gonna crusade for buried treasure or fight dragons or something like that."
"That sounds awesome, but no," Scootaloo replied with a sigh. "We mostly help ponies get their cutie marks."
Stewie, who had been stewing in silence, rolled his eyes dramatically. "Ah yes, truly thrilling—helping others resolve their midlife crises over magical butt tattoos. How utterly riveting."
"So, uh, what exactly do you guys do to get these little cutie marks?" Peter asked. "Maybe something cool, like… I dunno… building a treehouse or catching frogs?"
Sweetie Belle giggled at Peter's enthusiasm. "We already have a treehouse, silly! And catching frogs doesn't usually help ponies figure out their special talents."
"Well, ya never know! Maybe I'm a natural-born frog catcher!" Peter responded, laughing loudly at his own joke.
Stewie pinched the bridge of his nose, exasperated. "Oh, yes, Peter, because clearly the key to discovering one's true self lies in amphibians. Brilliant logic."
"It's more about trying new things until you figure out what you're really good at!" Apple Bloom explained. "Maybe you could help us come up with some new ideas?"
Peter rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "Hmm, new ideas… Ooh! How about we start a rock band? I can play air guitar, and Stewie can—"
"Can what, Peter?" Stewie snapped, glaring at him. "Stand by and marvel at your complete lack of talent? I'm far too busy for this foolishness. I could be working on an invention or plotting something actually productive.
Scootaloo nudged Stewie with a grin. "Aw, don't be such a grump, Stewie! You never know—you might even get your own cutie mark!"
Stewie glared at her, folding his arms. "First of all, I'm a human. A superior species, I might add. I don't need some ridiculous emblem to signify my worth. And second, my talent is already well-established—it's my scientific genius and my superior intellect, obviously."
Sweetie Belle blinked innocently. "But you don't have a cutie mark yet, do you? Maybe you haven't figured out your special talent after all..."
Stewie's face turned an impressive shade of red. "Excuse me?! My talent is intelligence, you tiny, pastel-colored nincompoop!"
Peter, oblivious to Stewie's outrage, chimed in with a grin. "Well, you are pretty good at arts and crafts, Stewie. Maybe you should give that a shot!"
Stewie's expression was a mix of disbelief and sheer exhaustion. "Yes, Peter, how insightful. Truly, my destiny lies in glitter glue and popsicle sticks," he muttered under his breath.
Sweetie Belle giggled. "What about you, Mr. Griffin? Do you have a cutie mark?"
Peter thought for a second, then rolled up his sleeve, revealing the tattoo of a mermaid on his arm. "Right here! That's my special talent—making bad decisions and not regretting 'em!"
The Crusaders gasped, wide-eyed and impressed. "Whoa, cool!" they exclaimed in unison.
Peter puffed out his chest, clearly proud. "See? Told ya I was special."
Stewie groaned, rubbing his temples. "Yes, Peter, you're truly a beacon of wisdom and foresight. A true role model for all ponykind to aspire to be."
Just as the Cutie Mark Crusaders were about to brainstorm more ideas with Peter, the unmistakable voice of Diamond Tiara rang through the orchard. Her sidekick, Silver Spoon, stood smugly by her side.
"Well, well, well, what do we have here?" Diamond Tiara sneered as she approached. "Looks like the Crusaders found themselves some... interesting new friends."
Peter turned to face the two fillies, raising an eyebrow. "And who are these little ladies? More crusaders?"
Apple Bloom's face fell. "That's Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon. They used to give us a hard time, but they're supposed to be reformed now," she muttered, clearly not thrilled by their arrival.
"Reformed?" Stewie scoffed. "Clearly, someone missed the memo."
Diamond Tiara eyed Peter with disdain. "What even are you? Some sort of weird hairless ape? Is that thing on your arm supposed to be a cutie mark? Pathetic." She flipped her mane arrogantly. "You don't even have magic or wings. What can you even do?"
Peter blinked, the insult taking a moment to sink in. "Alright, kid, not cool. I don't know who you think you're talking to, but—"
"Let me guess, you're going to sit on me?" Diamond Tiara interrupted, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "I mean, look at you. What can you even do other than take up space?"
Stewie, arms crossed, watched the scene unfold with an unimpressed glare. "Ah yes, the delicate art of taunting—a skill so vital to the survival of adolescent ponies, apparently."
"And what's your problem?" Diamond Tiara asked, turning her sneer toward Stewie. "Oh, wait, I know—you're the one with the big head who thinks he's smarter than everypony else. Must be tough knowing you're just a baby."
"Alright, alright, shut your trap, kid. I'm not in the mood for your mouth right now." Peter stepped forward, waving his hand dismissively.
Diamond Tiara's smirk widened, unperturbed by Peter's warning. "Oh, is that so? What're you gonna do about it, huh? You creatures are pathetic. Even the baby probably knows more than you."
"Yeah!" Silver Spoon chimed in. "Maybe you should go back to wherever you came from—some dumb planet full of dumb creatures."
Peter clenched his fists, his patience rapidly wearing thin. "I said, shut up."
But Diamond Tiara just laughed, clearly enjoying herself. "Aww, did I hurt the big, dumb monkey's feelings? What are you gonna do about it, hmmm?"
Peter's face darkened as his anger boiled over. "Alright, that's it." Without another word, he lunged forward, grabbing Diamond Tiara by the scruff of her neck and lifting her off the ground. The Cutie Mark Crusaders gasped, frozen in shock as Peter's face twisted with rage.
"Peter, no!" Apple Bloom shouted, but it was too late.
With no hesitation, Peter began punching Diamond Tiara, his fist connecting with her face over and over. Each hit left her more bruised and battered, her once smug expression replaced with fear and pain. Her cries of pain echoed around the orchard, but Peter didn't stop until she was a sobbing, broken mess.
When he finally finished, he let her go, and Diamond Tiara crumpled to the ground, clutching her bruised face. Silver Spoon quickly ran over to her friend's side. She whimpered as she scrambled to her hooves, tears streaming down her face. "Y-you're gonna regret this!" She cried, her voice trembling. "I'm gonna tell my daddy, and you'll be sorry!"
Peter, still seething, watched her stumble away with Silver Spoon following in stunned silence. "Yeah, well, tell him I said hi!" He shouted after her, before turning back to the Cutie Mark Crusaders, who were staring at him in utter disbelief.
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle exchanged uneasy glances. They had certainly dealt with Diamond Tiara's bullying before, but they had never seen anything like this.
"Uh… was that awesome or horrible? I couldn't tell." Scootaloo quietly replied.
"Peter…" Sweetie Belle whispered, her voice trembling, "why did you do that?"
"Sometimes you gotta put bullies in their place, right?" Peter asked, glancing at the ponies.
"Yeah, but… you, uh, didn't have to go that far," Scootaloo said, her voice wavering slightly.
"Peter, as much as I enjoy a good bout of senseless violence, I feel compelled to point out that you've probably just committed some form of assault. Even in this whimsical pony dimension, that can't be legal." Stewie chimed in.
Peter shrugged. "Eh, she'll be fine. Besides, she had it coming. You heard the things she was saying."
"Yeah, but now she's gonna tell her dad," Apple Bloom said worriedly. "Filthy Rich is one of the most powerful ponies in Ponyville. He's not gonna be happy about this."
"Eh, we'll cross that bridge when we get there." Peter shrugged.
Their conversation came to an abrupt halt when another rustling sound came from the nearby bushes. The group fell silent, eyes darting toward the noise.
"What was that?" Sweetie Belle whispered, her ears twitching.
Before anyone could respond, a mechanical whirring sound echoed through the orchard. From the shadows, several large, gleaming Zachbots emerged, their red eyes glowing as they scanned the area.
Peter squinted at the metallic figures, scratching his head. "Uh… am I supposed to know what those are?"
Stewie's eyes widened in recognition. "Those must be those Zachbots everyone's been going on about. That means Zach and the others might be close."
Apple Bloom took a step back, her voice shaking. "Zachbots? But what are they doin' here in Ponyville?"
Before anyone could explain further, one of the Zachbots turned in their direction, its sensors locking onto them. "Intruders detected," the robot's robotic voice droned. Without hesitation, the bot raised a mechanical arm and shot out a net, capturing the three little fillies.
"Hey! Let us go!" Scootaloo shouted, struggling to break free as the net tightened around them.
"Peter! Stewie! Help us!" Sweetie Belle cried, her voice shaky with fear.
Peter's eyes widened in panic as he watched the Crusaders get hoisted into the air by the bots. "Oh crap! This is bad, this is really bad."
Stewie, ever the pragmatist, grabbed Peter by the arm. "Stop standing there like a dolt and help me figure out how to get them back!"
Before Peter could act, more Zachbots turned their glowing eyes toward the two. "Uh, I think they've noticed us too…"
"Brilliant deduction, Sherlock," Stewie deadpanned. "Now RUN!"
Without another word, the two darted toward town, the Zachbots in hot pursuit. Peter, panting heavily, glanced over his shoulder and saw the bots closing in. "Stewie, we're not gonna make it! They're catching up!"
"Stop talking and move your legs, you oversized buffoon!" Stewie snapped, his tiny legs moving as fast as they could. They weaved through trees, but the bots were relentless.
...
As the group finished their meal at Sugarcube Corner, the door burst open with a bang. Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Applejack rushed in, their faces etched with worry.
"Villains! They're attacking Ponyville!" Rainbow Dash yelled, wings flaring as she skidded to a halt in front of the table, her eyes darting around for the quickest plan of action.
"Woah, slow down!" Martin Kratt said, raising a hand. "Did you just say the Villains are attacking?"
"It's really bad," Fluttershy added softly. "They're causing a lot of trouble."
"Any sign of Hacker?" Matt asked.
Fluttershy shook her head. "No, just Zach and the others."
"We came as fast as we could," Applejack chimed in, her voice tense. "We've gotta do somethin' before Ponyville gets torn apart!"
Before anyone could respond, the doors flew open again. Peter and Stewie stumbled inside, both out of breath and wide-eyed.
"Oh my God, the robots! And the fillies! They—" Peter panted, bending over and clutching his knees.
Stewie, annoyed, slapped him across the face. "Pull yourself together, Peter! The Cutie Mark Crusaders were captured by those blasted Zachbots!"
A collective gasp echoed through the room, none louder than Applejack's. Her eyes widened in shock and anger. "What?! Mah sister and her friends?!"
Peter stood up straight, hands raised defensively. "We didn't mean for it to happen! The robots came outta nowhere, shot this giant net, and—well, we kinda ran."
Applejack's expression darkened, her voice tight with fury. "Y'all just ran? And left 'em there?!"
"Well, running was Stewie's idea," Peter muttered, but before he could finish, Applejack slammed her hoof on the table, rattling the dishes.
"We gotta get 'em back!" she shouted, her gaze locking onto Rainbow Dash, who was already hovering, ready for action.
"Say no more!" Rainbow Dash declared. "Let's find those bots and buck 'em straight to next week!"
Just as the words left her mouth, the sound of clanking metallic footsteps echoed from outside. The group turned to see more Zachbots marching down the street. The lead bot raised its arm, pointing at Sugarcube Corner.
"Intruders detected. Prepare to neutralize," the robot droned in its cold, mechanical voice.
"Not on my watch!" Rainbow Dash shouted, zooming out the door. With a powerful buck, she sent the row Zachbot flying into a shop window. Glass shattered as the bots crumpled into a pile of sparkling metal.
"Yeah! How's that for neutralizing?" Rainbow Dash declared, her chest puffed out in victory.
Applejack wasted no time and rushed outside. "C'mon, y'all! Let's give these varmints a proper Ponyville welcome!"
Peter, grabbing a barstool as a makeshift weapon, nodded. "Yeah! Let's show these tin-cans who's boss!"
"Time out!" Matt interrupted, holding up a hand. "We can't take them all head-on. We're outnumbered!"
"Matt's right!" Inez added quickly. "We need a plan before they overwhelm us."
"I told Twilight and the others to meet us at her library! She'll know what to do!" Rainbow Dash called from the door.
"Well then, I say we make haste!" Stewie suggested, already heading toward the exit.
As they rushed out into the street, the sky darkened, a mass of Zachbots, Mannequins, and towering robots looming overhead. Wicked's sinister laughter echoed through the air, sending chills down their spines. The group craned their necks, startled by her menacing figure floating above them, her presence as unsettling as the swarm of machines.
"Quick, this way!" Applejack yelled, her voice cutting through the chaos as she motioned for the others to follow her.
They dashed into the nearby treehouse, desperately seeking refuge from the pandemonium outside. Moments later, Rainbow Dash and the rest of the Mane Six rushed in, their faces etched with shock and fear, reflecting the turmoil that had just erupted in Ponyville.
"This is unreal!" Spike cried out, his eyes wide with disbelief and alarm.
"How were they able to gather such a massive robot army so fast?" Stewie mused aloud, his brow furrowed.
"While Applejack and I were following them through the Everfree Forest, I saw some of the robots heading toward the Mirror Pond," Fluttershy explained quietly.
"The Mirror Pond? But we closed that off ages ago!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed, her voice filled with disbelief.
"If they've found a way to get to the Mirror Pond, that could explain how they're multiplying so quickly." Chris Kratt frowned.
"Great. Just what we need, an endless supply of evil robots," Peter muttered, nervously glancing out the window. "We barely got away from them the first time."
Twilight Sparkle's eyes narrowed in thought. "If they've gained access to the Mirror Pond, then sealing it off again won't be enough. We'll need to find a way to shut it down for good this time."
"But how do we even get close?" Digit asked, peeking through the cracks in the walls. "There are too many of them out there!"
Suddenly, the ground shook violently as Tobey's massive robot tore through the ceiling, its metal hands ripping apart the structure. Fear gripped the group as the colossal machine loomed over them. WordGirl, normally quick to leap into action, faltered, her strength mysteriously drained.
Reacting on instinct, they sprinted out of the collapsing building, dodging falling debris as the robot reached down, snatching up several of Twilight's friends, including Twilight herself. Rainbow Dash wasted no time, diving in to attack the robot with powerful kicks, while Rarity added her magic, trying to slow its movements.
Pinkie Pie, with her Party Cannon at the ready, fired blasts at the towering robot and the swarming Zachbots and Mannequins. But the onslaught was too much—her cannon was soon overrun, and a Mannequin managed to grab her. With a burst of agility, Pinkie flipped and wriggled free, landing on her hooves, determined to keep fighting.
As the Mane Six and their friends faced capture, Pinkie, Fluttershy, and Applejack stood frozen in shock. But they quickly shook it off, rallying together and pressing on toward the Everfree Forest, where they believed the Second Crystal was hidden.
"Boy, this sure feels like one wild rollercoaster!" Pinkie panted, her voice full of excitement. "The plot's moving faster than a turbo-charged locomotive! But hey, at least it isn't boring!" The others cast her confused looks but didn't dwell on it, focusing on dodging their pursuers and reaching the safety of the forest.
"What the hell is she even talking about?" Peter asked, bewildered.
"Doesn't matter! Just keep running!" Stewie shouted, urging them onward as they sprinted toward the looming trees.
