Wario and Waluigi: The Blues Brothers
Chapter 9
Wario and Waluigi were at church to get some advice there but what they got instead was a musical number from Rev. Cleophus James who asked Wario one question
The sun shined on Wario and suddenly he realized something very important
The band. Wario said
What? Waluigi said
The band. Wario said
Do you see the light? Cleophus said
The band. Wario said
Do you see the light? Cleophus said
What light? Waluigi said
I don't see any light. Toad said
Have you seen the light? Cleophus said
Yes! Yes! Jesus H. Tap-dancing christ. I have seen the light. Wario said
Wario? Waluigi said
Wario then backflips to the area and starts dancing with the people and then backflips back to Waluigi
The band, Waluigi, the band. Wario said
The band? Waluigi said
The band. Wario said
The band? Waluigi said
The band. Wario said
The band. Waluigi said
The band. Wario said
Band. Waluigi said
The band. Wario said
The band. Waluigi said
The band. Wario and Waluigi both said
Praise god. Cleophus said
And god bless the United States. Waluigi said
Waluigi tap dances his way rapidly to the area and also starts dancing with the people
(Let us all.)
(To the old.)
(All go back.)
(Old Landmark.)
(Let us all.)
(To the old.)
(All go back.)
(Old Landmark.)
(Let us all.)
(To the old.)
(All go back.)
(Old Landmark.)
(Do it.)
(Know it.)
(Feel it.)
Waluigi tap dances his way back rapidly to Wario as they both continue to dance
This is awesome. Wario said
I know. Waluigi said
(Gonna go back.)
(All go back.)
(Gonna go back.)
(All go back.)
(Gonna go back.)
(All go back.)
(Gonna go back.)
(All go back.)
(Gonna go back.)
(All go back.)
(Gonna go back.)
(Stay in the service of the Lord.)
Yeah. Cleophus said
All of the people stopped dancing and cheered as the song was over in the church
(Yeah lord.)
Wario and Waluigi left the church and were back on the road in the Cadillac
That was awesome. Wario said
I know. Waluigi said
I think i know what we have to do. Wario said
Which is? Waluigi said
We'll put the band back together. Wario said
What? Waluigi said
Do a few gigs. Wario said
What? Waluigi said
We get some bread. Bang. Five thousand bucks. Wario said
Yeah well, getting the band back together might not be that easy. Waluigi said
What are you talking about? Wario said
They split. Waluigi said
What? Wario said
That's right. Waluigi said
When? Wario said
Years ago. Waluigi said
Oh. Wario said
They all took straight jobs. Waluigi said
Yeah? So you know where they are. Wario said
Of course i do. Waluigi said
You said you were keeping in touch with them. Wario said
I am. Waluigi said
And? Wario said
I got a couple of leads, a few phone numbers. Waluigi said
And? Wario said
But, i mean, how many of them visited or even wrote you? Waluigi said
None. Wario said
Exactly. None. Waluigi said
But you still kept in touch with them right? Wario said
Yes. Waluigi said
And? Wario said
They're not the kind of guys who write letters. Waluigi said
You were outside. I was inside. Wario said
I know. Waluigi said
You were supposed to keep in touch with the band. Wario said
I know. Waluigi said
I kept asking you if we were gonna play again. Wario said
Again. I know. Waluigi said
Did you keep in touch with the band or not? Wario said
Well... Waluigi said
Waluigi. Wario said
Well... Waluigi said
Waluigi. Wario said
I may have bullshited you. Waluigi said
What? Wario said
Sorry. Waluigi said
Are you serious Waluigi? Wario said
What was i gonna do, take away your only hope? Waluigi said
What? Wario said
Take away the very thing that kept you going in there? Waluigi said
What? Wario said
I took the liberty of bullshitting you. Okay? Waluigi said
You lied to me. Wario said
It wasn't lies. It was just bullshit. Waluigi said
You lied to me. Wario said
No. It's bullshit. Waluigi said
Yeah well, you still lied to me. Wario said
Like i said it's bullshit. Waluigi said
Sure it is? Wario said
It is. Waluigi said
Whatever just keep driving. Wario said
Okay. Waluigi said
And no more bullshit. Okay? Wario said
Okay. Waluigi said
Good. Wario said
While Wario and Waluigi were driving down the street a police car came driving in and followed them and following them were the police
Shit. Waluigi said
What? Wario said
Rollers. Waluigi said
Seriously? Wario said
Yeah. Waluigi said
This late at night? Wario said
Yeah. Late at night. Waluigi said
No. Wario said
Yup. Waluigi said
No. Wario said
Yup. Waluigi said
Shit. Wario said
I know. Waluigi said
They had to do this now. Wario said
I know. Waluigi said
Alright pull over and let's see what they want. Wario said
Are you sure? Waluigi said
Yes. Wario said
Are you really sure? Waluigi said
Yes. Wario said
Okay. Waluigi said
Wario and Waluigi pulled the Cadillac over and stopped at a neighborhood street for the police to check them
Hello gentlemen. the first police officer said
What? What did i do? Waluigi said
You failed to stop at a red signal. the first police officer said
The light was yellow sir. Waluigi said
May i see your license, please? the first police officer said
Here. Waluigi said
Waluigi gives the first police officer his license who then went to check it in the police car
Goddamn it. Wario said
Man, i haven't been pulled over in six months. Waluigi said
Well, we got pulled over now. Wario said
I bet those cops have got SCMODS. Waluigi said
SCMODS? Wario said
Yeah. Waluigi said
What the hell is SCMODS? Wario said
State County Municipal Offender Data System. Waluigi said
Oh. Wario said
The police checked Waluigi's card and it was under suspension so they went back and checked with him again
Well? Waluigi said
We checked your license. the first police officer said
Good. Can i have it back and leave now? Waluigi said
That's not going to happen. the second police officer said
And why is that? Waluigi said
Waluigi, we show your license is currently under suspension. the first police officer said
So? Waluigi said
Step out of the car, please. the first police officer said
Seriously? Waluigi said
Yeah. Seriously. the second police officer said
Alright. Waluigi said
Waluigi was about to get out when he looked at Wario who looked at him and then decided to drive off
Shit. the first police officer said
Of course, they would take off. the second police officer said
We gotta go after them. the first police officer said
Hell yeah, we do. the second police officer said
The police officers got into the police car and started to chase down Wario and Waluigi who were driving off quickly
First, you trade the Cadillac for a microphone. Wario said
Yeah. Waluigi said
Then you lie to me about the band. Wario said
Yeah. Waluigi said
Now you're gonna put me right back in the joint! Wario said
They're not gonna catch us. Waluigi said
What? Wario said
We're on a mission from god. Waluigi said
What? Wario said
Hold on tight. Waluigi said
Wario and Waluigi then drove into the street as the Cadillac did a donut while there
Waluigi. Wario said
Just hold on tight. Waluigi said
I'm gonna kill you later. Wario said
Let's just survive first okay? Waluigi said
Okay. Wario said
Wario and Waluigi then drove off again in the street as the police continued to chase after them
I can't they would do this. the first police officer said
I can. the second police officer said
Call for backup. the first police officer said
Got it. the second police officer said
The second police officer took out a radio frequency machine and called for backup
We are in high-speed pursuit northbound on Courtland Avenue. Black-and-white 1 974 Dodge sedan with Illinois plates. Request assistance. the second police officer said
Of course. On the way. the person on the radio frequency machine said
Good. Thanks. the second police officer said
It looks like Wario and Waluigi are on the run from the police after refusing to step out of the Cadillac stay tuned
TO BE CONTINUED