Alright, now we have Kakashi's side of some events and other weird anecdotes. This is your warning for Random Capitalization ahead (also, excessive use of parenthesis), sorry if it's a pet peeve for any of you. I just think Kakashi would think like that inside his mind, kind of making sarcastic remarks on his unfortunate situation, don't ask me why, but is the same feeling I get from Obito saying "fuck" every other word (though at least Obito was a criminal, so it makes sense for him to have a wide curse vocabulary).

TW: quick mention of Kakashi having sex while underage (with other underage people)

It had been a very Bad Week.

Even though he recently retired from ANBU, unable (unwilling maybe) to take on anymore such horrible missions, it was common for clients to request Kakashi by name for the Hokage and Shikaku-san. Depending on the difficulty level of the mission and on how important was the client, they'd send him over. This last one was not a Good Mission, in fact, it was Very Bad. Bad in the sense that made him question what he was doing with his life, if the shinobi system had a bright future, any future at all, and if he should've just let Obito out of jail and let him finish the job to set the world ablaze. Because right now he didn't feel much different from a hired assassin, murdering innocent people only because they were on the poorer side of whatever power struggle they found themselves in.

As he discovered early in his life, at fifteen, sex helped. The loss of control, focusing on somebody else's body, a body that was alive and warm and not covered in blood, his senses dulling until there was nothing more than those immediate sensations, how easy it was to fall asleep after it, talking nonsense afterwards and then fucking some more. Yeah. It helped. It dispelled his attention from the problem at hand. Some would say it's escapism, other's that it's an addiction, one of the shinobi prohibitions, but honestly? He could have done far worse in the coping mechanisms area (even the unlucky psychiatrists forced to talk with Kakashi agreed).

He knew he liked boys ever since he could think of such things, but in his later teens he found out that girls were also Pretty Awesome. He still leaned towards men in his preferences, but he'd be more than up to do it with anyone, men, women and in-between. If only all those people could be Obito. Kakashi even managed to get Obito to live with him after he got out of jail, but they hadn't done much after that. As in Kakashi never confessed, afraid he'd lose the one person Destiny decided to give him back. And living with Obito, having him at an arm's reach would be more than enough (had to), because Kakashi loved Obito, wanted to marry him, have his children, die with him, for him, yeah, but not to the point where he'd risk the amazing friendship they had now. He was so happy already, no need to get greedy and defy destiny.

So yeah, in his spare time, or whenever needed, after, for instance, a Bad Week, Kakashi would indulge in fucking whoever was up for it. And tonight, it was Genma. Yesterday he arrived from the Very Bad, Not Good At All Mission and gave his report to the Hokage, and today Genma mentioned he was in town, he could swing by on the afternoon and frankly, Kakashi doesn't remember ever saying "no" to sex in his life, so he accepted it promptly. When he brought people to the apartment, Kakashi would always make sure to use a soundproof seal and lock his door. But maybe he just ran out of luck. It happens. On the one day that Obito arrives early from work for a change.

Fair to say Obito was Not Happy. Not even one bit.

It didn't stop it from being funny.

Obito's face was so flustered. He looked beside himself. Kakashi's favorite hobby in the whole world was Pissing Obito Off (it was all the more entertaining because he was so easily pissed off). But this time, he looked like an exasperated old lady chastising today's youth for such Sinful Acts, imagine, fucking in the middle of the afternoon! Preposterous! Kakashi laughed and apologized while Obito went inside his bathroom to get his shampoo bottle (which Kakashi had stolen not because his hair needed it, but because it smelled like Obito).

Obito marched indignantly to his bathroom and locked himself inside. Kakashi looked down at his underwear, his half hard dick tenting the fabric and he headed to his own bathroom. He never got to finish what he was doing with Genma, nothing left to do besides jerk off, sad and alone, thinking about his impossible love just a few walls apart from him.

Years ago when Obito got back to the village, Kakashi was ready to offer him a place to stay, wanted him to feel welcomed so maybe he would stick around. Then they got his confession and the Hokage decided to put him in jail for his crimes, and… ok Kakashi understood that was the right thing to do (he was also experiencing some very intense Contradictory Feelings after all), but he still appealed, trying to get Obito into house arrest at least, which nobody accepted. He was anxious about Obito taking the first chance to escape to leave the prison, leave Konoha (leave Kakashi) behind.

Kakashi… just couldn't lose him again. Not when he just got him back.

They couldn't treat Obito bad, put him in jail (Kakashi's heart hurt imagining the tortures he could be put through), what if he decided he had enough of being a Good Guy and wanted to get back to being a missing nin? Kakashi visited him daily, trying to get a read of his (now alive again) best friend's state of mind. He'd always stay for as long as he could, he brought books, scrolls, games for them to play together, anything that was allowed inside the cell and could make Obito happier in Konoha (he needed to stay, please).

"You know… I'm not running away." Obito declared once while they were playing Shogi (Kakashi hated it, it was boring, but Obito seemed to enjoy it).

"What?" Kakashi asked confused about the sudden out of context statement.

Obito smirked at Kakashi (and gods, he looked so handsome now, he had always loved him, but he never thought he'd become so good looking) and moved a piece on the board. "I'm not running away, if that's what you worried about."

Screw him, not only he was handsome now, but he became also very perceptive, when did that happen? Where the silly, boisterous, clueless boy he knew? Obviously Kakashi was anxious about Obito escaping (not that he really minded the escaping thing, as long as he asked Kakashi to escape with him and leave the village together, he'd try to talk Obito out of it, but who was he kidding? If the love of his life decided he wanted to leave and he wanted Kakashi with him, there was no way in hell he'd say no). He stammered some words trying to cover the fact that he was visiting Obito daily to make sure he'd stay in the cell (stay by Kakashi's side). "No, that's-"

"I want this Kakashi, I…" Obito cut his half assed explanation. He sighed then looked down on the board of Shogi, not seeing the pieces. "I did too much bad shit in the last years, I can't go walking around like a free man."

No. Of course not. Obito was under Madara's influence, he, he didn't wanna do it, he felt remorse and regret and guilt and wasn't that enough? Did they have to lock him up (and keep him away from Kakashi, even if they were still on the same village)?

"I know but-"

"Besides, this is the highest security cell in the Land of Fire, I think I'm staying here for a while." Obito let out a chuckle and Kakashi had to scoff at that.

"This cell could never stop you. I bet you already created a plan to get out."

"They left me with a few openings." That devilish handsome smirk spread across Obito's face again and Kakashi's heart stuttered. After that their favorite pastime became talking about escape plans (hopefully the ANBU guards listening to them wouldn't take it as serious attempts).

Over time it became clear for Kakashi that Obito wasn't leaving the village even if he could. He wanted to be punished for some reason. And Kakashi hated it. Why was he carrying around so much guilt? Obito was a great person who did bad choices under the influence of Madara's seal, there's no reason for him to be punished like that (why couldn't he at least be by Kakashi's side while being punished?).

After two years his sentence was over, as he helped with a lot of the issues Konoha was facing. And Kakashi was there to welcome him out of jail. Obito had nothing but the clothes on his body and Kakashi offered his apartment, they could share it until Obito got back on his feet (secretly Kakashi was hoping that Obito would stay indefinitely). When they got to Kakashi's place and he showed Obito the room he had set up for him, Obito cried. Kakashi was painfully reminded of the crybaby boy that captured his heart when they were kids and nostalgia hit him.

"Fuck, Bakashi! What the fuck is wrong with you?! I'm the bad guy! Why do you keep being so nice to me?!"

Well, Kakashi was madly in love with Obito for most of his life, but of course he wasn't gonna say that to him.

"Ma, relax Obito, you deserve to be happy too…" Obito hugged him tightly and it was so funny how he still smelled like the same Obito he knew from ten years ago. They've been through so much since then, but still that same smell he loved.

"I hate you!" Obito cried while punching Kakashi's chest, but he could hear the sincere feeling behind it and rolled his eyes.

"No, you don't. You love me." He teased and Obito laughed, shaking their bodies together.

Starting then they were able to put the past behind them and started building a new friendship (definitely not the type of relationship Kakashi wanted from Obito, but hey, you can't always get what you want). Deep, true, meaningful friendship was more than enough for Kakashi, who had lived for a long time with the reality that Obito was dead. Just having him living in the same village had already been good enough when he was in jail, and now that they lived together, Kakashi was getting his daily dose of Obito and Not Complaining At All (maybe longing a bit, wishing, but never complaining). In the beginning he used to thank Kakashi and say that he was gonna look for an apartment soon. Over time he stopped mentioning it, and Kakashi wasn't gonna be the one to bring that topic up. Nope. He'd much rather have Obito right here where he could see him.

It was fulfilling not only on the friendship side of things, but Kakashi also get to really appreciate how handsome Obito had become. He was fucking hot. Seriously. Now they were the same height, but Obito was bulkier, strong muscles filling out his form, so when he took off his shirt, Kakashi had to make a conscious effort not to let his sharingan flare with chakra, no matter how much he wanted to study those muscles in detail. Damn his apartment for having two bathrooms. It would be great if he could share his bathroom with Obito. Maybe someday he would catch him fully naked instead of just shirtless (Shirtless Obito was already more than he could handle, but Kakashi wanted to see the whole thing, he never backed down from a challenge). Hey a guy can dream right? Yeah, Kakashi was very, very, very interested in what Obito was packing inside his pants, he had grown so much since they were kids, what else about him was manly now?

Talking about manly, Obito had this amazing voice that made Kakashi's stomach drop sometimes, he never got used to it, also those scars, they were so sexy, they looked so good on Obito. To be completely honest, Kakashi had mixed feelings about the scars, part of him felt guilty, they reminded him of a tragic event and Kakashi felt sad for them, but another part of him loved the scars, because was reminded of the Kanabi Bridge Mission, and about Obito's selfless heroic act to save him, and he got a bit horny (he was shameless, he already knows). Especially when now adult Obito was in front of him, looking so handsome and sexy, rocking those scars like a bad boy and fuck. Bad Boy Obito was something that Kakashi never knew he needed, but now he loves it. Yeah, he loved silly stupid kid Obito too, and he still had some of those moments, but adult Obito was that and so much more. Safe to say Kakashi loved every side of Obito, even the scars he knew Obito hated, even the Hashirama cells that Obito also hated, everything about him.

In trying to get his daily eye candy of Obito (and trying to see him naked), Kakashi had taken up an uncommon habit of sneaking inside his own house. Obito was always getting frighted and surprised at Kakashi's latest plan to catch him with his pants down.

"Bakashi! Fuck you! What the fucking hell are you doing on my fucking ceiling?!"

Kakashi was sitting cross legged on the far corner of Obito's room, hoping to catch him leaving the bathroom naked. The asshole had a fucking towel around his hips, who doesn't walk around their own bedrooms naked? Just Kakashi's luck.

"Meditating." He said simply and with certainty.

"What the actual fuck?! In the fucking ceiling?! Fucking upside down?! In my fucking room?!" Kakashi was trying to stay hidden for just enough to catch a glimpse of Naked Obito, and it would have worked if it wasn't for that damn towel, because it took him a couple of minutes to notice Kakashi, but he wasn't gonna confess to that.

"According to feng shui this was the best spot to gather the energy flow." Kakashi crossed his arms and nodded. Yeah, that was a believable lie, wasn't it? Obito would fall for that.

"I don't give a flying fuck! Get the fuck out of my room!" Well, it didn't work. Kakashi got up to his feet still on the ceiling and walked out of Obito's room before he was hit by a log on the face (Obito always had a temper). "You aren't even gonna come to the ground you bastard?! Fine, fucking knock the next time you wanna meditate! Mother fucker!"

Obito slammed the door as soon as Kakashi left the room. At least Kakashi got to visit Obito's room more often after that particular lie. Poor little Obito, so gullible, believing in feng shui. But now Kakashi needed to come up with a new plan to catch Naked Obito off guard. Maybe he could break his shower and tell Obito they would need to share the bathroom for a week or so. Maybe shower together to save water? Would he fall for that? Maybe he should just set Obito's wardrobe on fire. Say oh what a shame my dogs were playing around the house and they burned all your clothes, now you'll be forced to walk around the house naked, what a shame, oh gods. Would that be believable? Obito didn't like Kakashi's dogs already since they ate his scroll that one time, so he could just blame them again, no one was getting hurt, and he'd get his Naked Obito.

Kakashi also made a habit of coming inside the apartment through the windows instead of the door. Even if Obito was fully clothed, it was still fun to annoy him like this. Obito was a great shinobi (which was sexy in its own right) and because of his mokuton he had some sort of sensory ability that made it hard to sneak up on him (but Kakashi loved a challenge). He took it upon himself to surprise Obito as much as possible.

"Sneaky bastard Bakashi! Don't you know how a door works?!" Obito's reaction was always worth it.

After a while he lost hope of seeing Naked Obito, maybe the other man wised up and was more careful now, or he never had a chance against someone like Obito in the first place, maybe it was just his damned rotten luck. Anyways, Kakashi kept doing it just for the kicks, it was still fun. It never occurred to him that one day he'd catch Obito jerking off.

It was a couple of days after Obito walked in on him and Genma fucking, so he felt a perverse sense of revenge when it happened (under all the shock and horniness). He was in a branch just outside Obito's window, ready to leap inside while his roommate was in his bed, enthralled in his reading and surprise him, like he did a hundred times before (by now it was Obito's own fault for not locking his window, not that it would deter him, but it's almost like he wanted to give Kakashi the upper hand). He took a second to appreciate Obito's beautiful focused face, from afar before jumping inside, when he saw Obito let out an annoyed groan and drop the book to his side. That's ok, Kakashi still had the element of surprise even if Obito wasn't distracted anymore, he'd just jump inside and annoy the man he loved to death, his favorite hobby.

Then it happened. Something Kakashi never thought he'd see in his lifetime. Obito's hand reached inside his jonin pants and fondled his dick. He wasn't just playing around or adjusting his underwear or whatever nonsexual reason he could have for sticking his hand inside his pants. He was Jerking Off for real. Obito's head fell back, and he let out this delicious, contained groan, as if afraid someone could hear him. Kakashi did. Oh yeah. Kakashi heard him very much indeed, and he liked it a lot. He loved it. His own dick twitched inside his boxers and Kakashi wanted to jerk off to the sight of Obito jerking off.

Fuck, he was looking so sexy. His lips were parted just a little, but by the faster and shallow movements of Obito's chest, he could see he was panting already. His eyebrows were scrunched together, as if concentrated and a bit annoyed too, it looked cute on him. Obito parted his legs a bit as he started moving his hand up and down, and Kakashi felt his mouth and throat go dry. Obito's left hand came to rest on his stomach, sometimes tensing a bit when a wave of pleasure seemed to hit him, moving up a bit and making his shirt ride up and reveal Obito's abs that by now Kakashi was familiar with, after so much unashamed staring.

Maybe… c'mon, Obito needed to pull his pants down just a little bit, didn't he? Surely it was stuffy jerking off still almost fully clothed. Obito let out a sharp exhale and his hands movements became slower, Kakashi felt his already hard dick twitch again, but he didn't dare to move. No. This was a once in a lifetime opportunity, he wasn't gonna blow it off, he'd be very quiet and very still until Obito finished, nothing, absolutely fucking nothing was ruining this moment right now. Not even his overwhelming desire to touch his own hard on, or to raise his headband to uncover his sharingan and watch this incredible scene in high definition and commit it to memory for the rest of his life.

Obito's tongue shot out to lick his lips and Kakashi found himself mirroring the movement, wondering how Obito's tongue would taste, if his lips were as soft as they looked, how it would be to bite that full lower lip. Such long nights he spent imagining it, how many mouths has he kissed in trying to imagine how Obito's would feel like? His hand inside his pants was getting gradually getting faster and Kakashi felt his head throbbing with the beating of his own heart, it felt so loud to him, he was afraid that Obito would hear his fast heartrate and find him peeking, he felt himself sucking breaths in and holding them as long as he could in an attempt to calm his heart and command his body to start obeying him again.

How would Obito like it? Did he like being teased a lot before going at it hard and fast? Did he like his balls being played with during the hand job? He wasn't using any lube or cream, did he leak a lot of precum? Kakashi's mouth watered at the thought, an overwhelming desire to swallow Obito whole taking over him. His throat was still dry as he gulped trying to calm his own excitement. He had to keep his presence hidden, Obito's hand was getting faster and faster, he was close, he just needed to stay quiet a bit longer.

When Obito came, he let out a grunted moan and a hiss, as if trying to keep quiet, eyes closing hard, the hard muscles in his abdomen flexing and twitching as his body double in half and his hand kept the movement going, only a bit slower. He looked… wonderful. So handsome. His chest was heaving, lips parted wider now as he inhaled and exhaled loudly, as if he had just trained, his arms and legs were flexing and twitching involuntarily, as if someone was hitting him with small lighting jutsus at random. He looked like he was trying hard to contain himself, not thrash around so much, not moan so loud, not to make a mess, and it was kinda hot, but Kakashi imagined how he would look like when coming in a relaxed context, giving into his instincts. He bet Obito would look very fucking hot.

After a couple of moments of catching his breath and relaxing after coming, those beautiful thick black lashes fluttering to the ceiling, Obito reached out a hand covered in cum to grab some tissues from his nightstand. Fuck, Kakashi wanted to lick each one of his fingers. He cleaned after himself and tucked away the tissues on a drawer again (what a waste of some good delicious cum). And got up and marched to the bathroom as if nothing had happened. As if he hadn't just turned Kakashi's life upside down (as if Kakashi's own pants weren't tight around his dick).

When he heard the shower being turned on Kakashi leaped through the windowsill and soundlessly let himself inside the room. He looked around. Nothing was different. It was just Obito's room, not a room where Obito had just jerked off inside. There was a faint smell of sweat, but it was the same as if Obito had just returned from his training (not as if Obito had just put on the greatest show Kakashi's ever seen in his life), besides that, there was no trace whatsoever of what he had just witnessed, and his heart sunk inside his chest. He didn't imagine it. He wasn't so head over heels for Obito that- no, he was very much head over heels. But he wasn't so insane (yet) to start hallucinating things (yet). Probably. Better to leave this room anyway. He didn't wanna be the one caught in surprise by Obito instead, and with a hard on inside his pants at that. He should just go to his own bathroom and jerk off to this amazing scene he'd just watched.

Kakashi loved Obito with all his heart, since they were kids, there was no questioning that. But even that long term crush and adoration went through difficult days. These last few weeks Kakashi's been struck recurrently by the thought "why the fuck do I even like this person?".

Obito was acting like a Huge Asshole.

To be fair, since Obito came back from the dead he's always been kind of asshole-ish. He didn't smile like the boy he used to be, wasn't that friendly anymore, he had a hard time trusting anyone besides Kakashi and their inner circle, he had become a harsh person because of his harsh circumstances (not that Kakashi cared, he still loved him deeply, probably he loved him even more). It was hard enough rehabilitating a former criminal on a shinobi village, and it's not like people in Konoha put an effort to welcome him either. They'd whisper behind his back, be outright rude, little kids would point at his scars, shinobi would look at him warily when he used his beautiful mokuton during missions, as if he could turn on them and betray the village at any moment, the Uchihas, who never liked him that much to begin with, never took him back and so on. It wasn't easy being Obito right here, right now. So frankly, Kakashi even liked when Obito was rude and harsh and a bit of a Bad Boy in general, it was only fair, he should keep people on their toes.

Still, even Kakashi, who loved Obito dearly, had a limit.

For some weeks now, Obito had apparently decided they were to have no social interactions with anyone else anymore. Whenever Kakashi got invited for a night out, maybe dinner, drink some tea, even just sparring with someone, Obito would be there to scare everyone away. All their friends were more then used to Obito being a bit of an asshole, some even appreciated it like Kakashi. But it was too much. Sometimes when Kakashi was about to leave the apartment, Obito would curse him and tell him to stay at home keeping him company. It was… kind of endearing actually. He sounded like he wanted all of Kakashi's attention and was demanding it in a very immature and roundabout way (he might be reading too much into this, but a guy can dream). I mean, Kakashi wasn't gonna say no to that. He'd always cave in in most things for Obito. Though it was weird explaining that to his friends.

"Gods Kakashi, that's the third time you blow me off this week! What's going on?!" Kurenai complained with reason.

"But you said you'd help me clean the old shed in the Academy, there's no one else available this week." Iruka sounded pissed as much as he was able to.

"Senpai never has time for us anymore, drop it Yugao." Tenzo would just roll his eyes and what was the point in calling him senpai if he was gonna be a sarcastic little shit and disrespect him anyway?

"Ma, gomen, gomen!" He'd try to tell them whenever they met again.

It seems he was sending clones all over town to unscheduled his meetings. Though… it felt like he was spending more time with Obito these days, even if he was being more of a rude asshole than normal. Even Gai was taking notice, and he was not a person very connected to reality, that was hard evidence that Obito was being too much. But to be fair, him being more irritable than usual did awake a sadist/masochistic side of Kakashi that made him want to tease and annoy Obito even more.

"Yo, Bakashi, have you seen my scroll?"

"What scroll?" Kakashi didn't dignify that with a look, he focused on his Icha-Icha instead of Obito turning over the couch's seats beside him.

"The one about Uzushio fuinjutsu."

"Nope." Kakashi could feel the burn from Obito's stare as he didn't get up from the couch seat where he was currently reading his Icha-Icha on for Obito to continue his search. Still, he didn't raise his eyes, it was a matter of pride now.

Obito grabbed the cushion under Kakashi's ass and tried to turn it over anyway. Kakashi didn't move not even a centimeter. "Don't tell me your mutts ate my scroll again!"

"Do you have something against mutts?! All dogs are deserving of love!" He raised his eye from the book to Obito, and crossed his arms over his chest, sitting crookedly on his now crooked cushion, under which there wasn't any missing scroll.

"Not bad dogs like yours! You're spoiling them!" Oh no. Kakashi would take a lot of things silently. Even more from Obito. But you didn't mess with his dogs, that was just common sense.

"Because I, unlike some other people living in this apartment, have a heart!" Kakashi taunted and Obito rolled his eyes so hard they almost fell to the floor.

"Sure! Go with the good old Obito doesn't have a heart joke, never heard that one before!"

"It's not my fault Orochimaru put your heart through a blender!" Kakashi replied defensively.

"It! Grew! Back!" Obito stomped his foot at each word, and this whole dialogue was weirdly reminiscent of their fights when they were kids.

This kind of thing put Kakashi on fire. He wanted to piss Obito off harder. Be more annoying. It's his own fault he's so moody lately (and looked so cute when he was angry). They were arguing over anything and everything. And Kakashi was loving it to be honest. He was really getting the kicks of Obito's undivided attention.

"Ma Obito, my bedside table is kinda wobbly." He said completely unprovoked on a certain Tuesday night, both reading on the couch after dinner (which Obito insisted they should eat together, and later insisted it was too late already for Kakashi to leave, so he should just stay at home with him and stop being an asshole). Kakashi didn't mind. But it wasn't gonna be free either. He knew exactly how Obito hated what he was about to say.

"Don't you dare saying it Kakashi." There was a dangerous edge to his voice, and lesser men would have cowered. Well, joke's on them, Obito's threatening tone turned Kakashi on.

"Do you think you-"

"Don't you fucking say it Kakashi." Obito warned him again even more aggressively and a strange mix of prankster mischief and horny anticipation was brewing inside Kakashi's stomach.

"You think you can make me a new one?" Obito got up kicking the coffee table to the ceiling, but Kakashi didn't spare him not one single look, eyes still on his Icha-Icha even if he wasn't reading it anymore.

The coffee table fell back on the floor, now also wobbly, just like his bedside table, and Obito raised his hands to the sky. "I swear to the fucking gods Kakashi! What do you think I am?! Your personal wood supply?! You mother fucker!"

Kakashi lazily turned a page from his book, intent on pissing Obito as much as possible, after all, he stayed home for the night, but he would still get his entertainment. "Ma, I'll ask Tenzo then."

"Tenzo can suck my fucking wooden dick! Bet he can't summon a whole fucking forest at will like I can!" Obito yelled at unbothered Kakashi, sounding very much like a kid in a pissing contest with another one.

Tenzo couldn't summon a whole forest at all. For how aesthetically pleasing his mokuton was, it wasn't a powerful force of nature to be reckoned with like Obito's. His mokuton was wildly gorgeous, with trees, branches, leaves, flowers and Obito looked like such a Bad Ass, it was fucking hot watching him use it.

But he'd never say that to Obito. At least, not now. "He can grow a house in ten seconds."

"Go suck his squared dick then! Shithead!" Obito yelled and kicked the table again before going to the kitchen. Kakashi thanked gods for his mask because he hasn't been able to contain his twitching smile for their whole conversation.

But it wasn't just Kakashi that was instigating their fights either. Obito was being overly confrontational, and yes, Kakashi was guilty of putting out fire with gasoline, but Obito started it, so really, it wasn't his fault.

"What do you think you're doing?" Obito asked over his shoulder trying to look at the pan Kakashi was cooking with.

"Dinner." He answered categorically already wary of Obito's tone.

"Thought you were training a new fire jutsu by the smell of it. What's the name of this new jutsu? Katon: Explosive Chicken?" Oh. That's what they were gonna do tonight? They were gonna fight? Oh, it was on.

"Ma, at least my chicken has some real taste to it." Obito hated hearing bad things about his cooking from Kakashi. If it was from anyone else, he usually didn't mind, but if it was from Kakashi, who couldn't cook not even cup ramen until Obito moved in, Obito wasn't having it.

"Fuck off Bakashi! My chicken is more than seasoned enough!" Obito shoved Kakashi's shoulder with his own, and he smirked under the mask.

"Yeah, enough to be served in Konoha Central Hospital. Through feeding tubes." He tried not to snicker, he didn't want to be an inelegant winner.

"That's it! You're gonna starve from now on! I'm not cooking for you anymore!" Obito was always such a sore loser, it only made it the more rewarding for Kakashi to annoy him. Though he would need to get Obito to lift his strike on the kitchen, because Kakashi couldn't survive without his cooking anymore.

Couple of weeks later it surprised him when a genin knocked on his window to let him know that a Very Pissed off bar owner needed Kakashi to go retrieve his Very Drunk roommate out of there.

"Ma, why didn't you bring him back here?" Kakashi asked while lazily putting his sandals on. If the bar owner paid for a genin to deliver the message he could have paid for him to just carry Obito all the way back and Kakashi wouldn't need to interrupt his Icha-Icha right on the best part.

"Bringing Uchiha-san home while drunk is considered a B-rank mission, I can't perform it." The genin said in complete seriousness before giving Kakashi the address and leaving.

Uh. That was new. Obito wasn't that bad of a drunkard, but he was a B-rank mission? Kakashi shrugged and moved to go to the same bar as always, where every Friday he and Anko would get together after work, the genin didn't even need to tell him the address.

"Finally, Kakashi-san, please, take your friends home!" The bar owner complained pointing him to a table with some suspicious rests of mokuton around Obito and Anko and he winced at the sight. There were even snakes sliding around the splintered wood, what were these two doing?

"Ma, gomen, gomen. I'll take Obito home already."

"What about Anko-san?!"

"The genin will get someone for sure, but don't worry, we just need to separate them and they'll calm down."

"They're not dogs Kakashi-san." The bartender sighed but Kakashi just laughed and waved it off. Sometimes people really were just like dogs, the faster they learned that the easier their lives would be.

"Yo. Obito. Anko."

"Bakashi!" Obito yelled pointing at him in surprise just like he used to do when they were kids. It was cute and stupid at the same time. Kakashi loved it. "What're'ya doin' her'?"

Oh boy. This might really be a B-rank mission. Should Kakashi charge for this?

"Kashi!" Anko jumped to hug Kakashi and he could smell the sake on her breath, he pitied who'd have to take her home too.

"Hey Anko. We're going home Obito, c'mon." Kakashi tried to explain in his calmest voice but Obito still blew off.

"Fuck off Anko!" He shoved their friend to the side and hugged Kakashi instead and… well, it's not like he was complaining. Obito still smelled really good despite all the beer and sake scents hovering around him.

"Alright, let's go. Anko, someone's coming to pick you up too, ok? Just sit tight and wait."

"Don't needa no one!" Yes, she needed someone. And someone capable. Gods bless her and whoever that good soul would be.

An intrusive hand came to cover Kakashi's mouth over the mask and he smiled a bit at Obito's antics. "No talkin' Anko Bakashi!" There it is. The childish hermit ways that Obito developed over the last few weeks. He didn't get it, but he still thought it was cute, in a dumb kinda way.

"Alright let's go, Obito. Good night Anko!" Kakashi let the woman behind with a distraught bar owner, rest of woods and forest and her snakes crawling around her. He already had enough on his plate with Obito draping over his neck like an overgrown baby. A cute, handsome and very drunk baby. Or something.

"Anko made me drunk… we toxic friendsh-" He couldn't finish his sentence because a hiccup interrupted him and Kakashi found it adorable.

"That's not a toxic friendship. You're just two very competitive people." Kakashi assured him. They were good friends to each other. Kakashi was happy that Obito had someone else beside him in Konoha, even if they went a bit crazy on the drinking (besides, Anko was gay, she wouldn't be attracted to Obito, and Kakashi's jealous side was happier about this than a good friend should).

Kakashi felt an offending finger poking him on his cheek. "Don't like you smile."

"You can't even see me smiling, Obito." Kakashi rolled his eyes at him with his mask clad smile, looking at his drunken friend sideways. He loved Drunk Obito. He was so clingy and touchy, and Kakashi would give him whatever he wanted (he prayed that one day it would be sex, gods please, let Drunk Obito just attack him one of these days, please, please, please).

"Yeah I can…" He replied sounding oh so much like Kid Obito from his Team 7 days, Kakashi wanted to pinch his cheeks. "Everybody can… I don't like… others not allowed to see…"

"You don't want other people to see me?" Kakashi asked with a laughter.

"Liked kid Kakashi…you were an asshole… I like you then…" Obito continued to slur his words not answering Kakashi's question stumbling on his feet.

"You prefer me when I was an asshole?" What a Concept. He always thought Obito hated his stuck-up personality from back then.

"Only I- your friend..."

Gods, Obito was being too much. He was looking so cute, and being nostalgic about the past, Kakashi could just kiss him right now. "You're my best friend Obito."

He doesn't know why but that earned him a little rain of weak smacks and swats from Obito. He celebrated it too soon. He forgot Obito was going through an asshole-ish phase, gods.

"Don't make me carry you Obito. Because I will!" He threatened but Obito didn't seem not even one bit discouraged by Kakashi's tone and kept slapping his hands over Kakashi's head. "You asked for it!"

Kakashi leaned forward avoiding Obito's drunken hands, putting his left shoulder on Obito's stomach, grabbed his legs and raised him over his shoulder as if he was just a package. A very annoying, drunk and whiny package. He secured his hands behind Obito's knees and started heading home while the man he was carrying slapped his lower back and his ass(not the way he fantasized Obito slapping his ass, but he would take what he could get), complaining about how he hated Bakashi and he wanted to be back on the floor. Gods, why was he even in love with this idiot?

Hope you liked Kakashi being nuisance for asshole Obito! This one was a bit different, showing other events that Obito's POV didn't cover. Next chapter will be a very close reenactment of chapters 5 and 6 of Obito's POV. Hope it doesn't bore you too much.