Reverse au.
Nos: made to be a destruction of doom but escaped and was saved by Buzz lightyear and became a space ranger. Soon after he has always came into stopping the X brothers from doing too much damage but has sympathy for their pain but gets really annoyed by a certain robot who doesn't understand personal space.
XR: after a failed trial and error test and being called a disappointment, XR was offline like his brother XL. Zurg believed he could use both robots to cause chaos and did so. The only problem he did not think of was XR was head over heels for a certain energy vampire.
Nos was for most irritated not by villains but by being disguised as a bartender to some convention for villains, hosted by the evil emperor Zurg.
His creator.
If he had the chance, Nos would rather be on any other mission if it meant to not be here where a certain evil emperor can find him. They made him use a hologram that can hide his form but it did not help to conceal his fear of being captured and force to be a monster.
Nos was making drinks and listening in on various of low life villains that only wanted to impress the higher level villains. The only villain that seemed dangerous was Gravitina who he was making a drink for her while he was listening about her crying on about how lightyear found himself a girl named Jessie (who is quite a dear friend to him) who stole his heart.
"What do I do now?! Destroy her and her planet?!" The tyrant cried out.
Nos was feeling sorrow for her, despite her being a villain and threatening his friend's life but he can see her dilemma. He would still like to help her out just as he did when Buzz almost destroyed star command by telling her the "lets be just friend" speech.
'He has no understanding of women.'
"Lady Gravitina, if he did not admire how truly beautiful and how grand your heart is, then he is unworthy of your love. There are many other men who may even be better than him."
Gravitina swayed her drink and smiled. "You are right darling, I am young and beautiful and if lightyear does not appreciate my love for him, than he is unworthy for me. Thank you so much but please do not lose your kindness darling, I hate to see you be taken back by Zurg."
Nos shook a bit and calmed as she placed an index by her lips. "I know that kindness anywhere and don't worry I won't tell on you but please do come by and make me a drink and talk. It would be nice to have a friend." She winks at him and floats away.
"Hey Nos be careful. We need you to hear about any villains plot and get the info from our inside man." Buzz spoke through the hidden ear piece.
"Hey he just saved Jessie without having her freaking out or know her home was going to be destroyed." Mira scolded him. "You're doing great Nos, just wait a bit more until he gives you the info."
"Be careful Nos." Booster said softly. "The X brothers might be around."
Nos kept quiet but he understood his friends were concerned for him and friends as he saw torque coming in drunk.
"Hey how about a drink sweetheart!" Torque slurred.
His changed his tone deeper and monotone.
"Denied. Too much to drink sir, those are Zurg's orders." Nos replied only to be pulled by the collar.
"Listen bot! If I want a drink, I want a drink!" Torque held his blaster to Nos's head. "If you don't get me a drink, I make certain this is your last job."
Nos was slowly enraged but luckily he did not have to break character.
"Hey leave the bot alone four arm waste." The dark helmet covered bounty hunter ripped Torque away from him. He aims his blaster to Torque. "He is programmed to give a limit to anyone drinking. If you don't mind, I want a drink." The said bounty hunter threw Torque to the ground and sat on a stool as Nos glared at the coward walking away.
"Nice guy huh?" the helmet bounty hunter spoke.
"What will it be sir?" Nos spoke.
"Can I get an infinity and beyond? Or maybe a my phantom babe."
Nos nodded and made the drink and hands it to him along with a note underneath it.
"Will you offer a tip sir?"
The bpunty hunter places a huge rack of bills with the flash drive within it and Nos takes it.
"Thank you sir." Nos replied
"Send my regards to M, I'll make it to our date." The bounty hunter took his drink with him and walked away. Nos was about to leave when he saw the X brothers coming his way.
XL, the large one with a red head, was a robot with different parts and a large attitude the size of a planet was irrational and dangerous to be around especially if you mess with his brother XR.
XR was different if not a robot in average height who was more hands on with inventing and fixing but can be dangerous if you push him enough.
Nos does not despise them he is sympathetic because despite their legions, they were pushed around and called useless, disappointing or for most failure. Nos does believe as Buzz agree they have good in them and especially XR. XR
'Just my luck….' He groaned with annoyance. Many times he has along aiding Buzz, stopping them and for every time he comes across them, one of them likes to flirt with him without any sense of manners. He watches XL walk to one direction, seeing a stand of new parts but saw XR coming to him.
'Hopefully he will assume I am a bartender and not know its me.' He thought. No matter how good he is much less conceals his signal using a randommeter, this bot always finds him.
Nos played it well as XR sat before him and smirk.
"What will it be sir?" Nos asked, regretting not leaving when the "bounty hunter" did but knew it would have been too suspicious.
"Can I get you as a drink." XR stated with a smirk. "I could drink you all the time."
"Sir I am on a job and I only offer actual drinks. We have coolant and other variety to offer to robots." Nos was already feeling a migraine making it way to his motherboard. 'I am certain he is just flirting his way for a free drink.'
"You know I can't help myself when you look so sexy in that uniform. Especially in a certain other suit but I just love whatever you put on."
Nos was quiet and calm but in his mind, he was already shocked from how XR found out.
'How does he know?!' Nos places the cup he was cleaning and kept his cool.
"Sir I work as a bartender and only programmed to do simple task, you must be mistaking me for some other robot."
"He is just trying to get a kick out you Nos." Mira spoke.
"But gorgeous, I know it's you. I know that body form anywhere."
Nos ignored him, trying to find something to distract him.
"I am certain every robot has the same body." Nos replied.
"Can't fool me baby." XR grin but glares when another villain sat waving for a drink.
"Any chance I can get a shot?" The villain with a weird space suit ask.
Nos passes him a shot and soon enough more of them came.
XR was pushed out and glares at the crowd but grins with an idea came.
Nos sighed in relief but glared as everyone who was there was asking for more than a drink.
"You know for a simple robot, you're easy on the eyes."
"Want to go out."
Nos was starting to think he was better off having XR than these guys. Nos froze when Zurg was coming over now.
Nos was trying to keep his cool but the memories were coming back.
"How dare you all think I'm a Headcase!"
Nos look to the side to see XL berserk at the said crowd. All the lower villains and bounty hunters ran out from XL.
Nos sighed in relief seeing he can leave now with the information in hand.
'Now to make my-'
"Going somewhere?"
Nos groan inwardly to see XR sat right next to the countertop, his only exit.
"You will not quit on this will you?"
"You know I don't. Cut me some slack, I dragged my brother here just to see you. Ok so I'll probably going to lose all my credit after XL uses it but it's worth it." XR grin.
"Sir if you are not here to buy anything, I must ask you to leave." Nos kept his ground but saw XR was unfazed and rather smug.
"Well I'll have that coolant that you suggested and your company too."
Nos poured the coolant in a shot glass and hands it to XR. Nos was about to place a small stand saying closed but XR held his hand, leaning closer. "Since you're off the clock, wanna swing by my Asteroid?" XR grin as Nos was rather gripping his hand tightly only to crush it. "Oh dear your hand is smash you need to see a repairman." Nos let's go to see XR swap the hand for a new one. "Please understand XR I am very busy and need to leave." Nos saw for a moment XR was hurt but was now serious. "Didn't want to do this and really hate to use this on you but you leave me with no choice. I'll give you two options: come with me or I expose your identity here and let Zurg have his family reunion." XR cross his arms.
Nos optic was twitching and annoyed.
"You are not making my job easy. Please why won't you-" but he stop to see a female robot entering in who was quite a looker and knew she can distract XR for a while but felt a small jealousy in him.
"Why not ogle her, she is quite fetching." he said grinding his teeth with distaste.
XR looked at the female bot but wasn't interested. Sure she was a looker with an hourglass figure but she was nothing compared to Nos. 'I got my sight only on him.'
"Yeah she's pretty but I rather ogle on you beau-!" When he turned to Nos, he was already gone.
Nos floated as fast as he could and went to the exit. He grins but frown thinking of XR with someone else. 'I doubt he likes me that way.' He froze and hid behind a pillar sensing XR was coming up.
"Come on out gorgeous! I just want a little bit of your time!" XR spoke. "It's hard not to keep away from you."
Nos rubs his head and silently groan but relieved he was not with the other bot. 'But this makes it troublesome to escape. I have no choice but to fly out.' Seeing no one around, he could fly out and hopefully XR doesn't follow him. Just as he was going to expand his wings, he was pulled back and was now tied to the pillar. He glares at XR who was now next to him on his left side and laid his elbow next to Nos's head. "You know for a sexy, British energy vampire, you're rude and a jerk to make me do this to you. Kind of a turn on for me especially everything else about you is a turn on." XR smirk.
Despite the disguise, Nos glares at him as XR reaches down to the bow to turn off the disguise.
"That's much better, I like to see you without having to imagine how you look."
"Can you kindly please let me go? I need to leave." Nos spoke and XR shook his head.
"Can't do that Nosy. If you go, I won't get get to be with you and that's what I only wanted out of this lame convention. Well, not to mention you hold some information Zurg is missing." XR held the flash drive between his fingers.
Nos knew shouting or threatening him will do nothing but get XR aroused and getting the wrong attention. He hung his head in defeat and looked at him.
"What do you want for it." Nos stated.
XR stood up with a smirk across his face. "That's a good question." he walks to the wall and leans on it. "Well there are a lot of thing but let's keep the conversation between us shall we?" And XR grabs the head piece to turn it off. "Now I could think of a lot of things I want to do with you baby." XR grins as he saw Nos growls at him with animosity. "But I want something more than that and you have it." XR was now close up to him, so close, he could see the faint blush on the ex space rangers face.
"Look I really like you and I want to make certain my feelings are not just a faze. I will give you the flash drive and let you go if you willingly, give me a sweet kiss."
"I do not have a chocolate kiss on me. How about I give you an IOU when you need a snack." Nos retorted and XR was for a moment quiet.
'I broke him.' But his mind changed when he heard XR laughing. Nos, without making any movement, began to cut the metal rope with his claw.
"That was a good one, I'll admit that but no, I don't want that type of kiss." XR pointed to his captured energy vampire lips. "I want your sweet kiss."
Nos stopped what he was doing and was now blushing.
"You are not joking... are you?" Nos ask, feeling his face flushed as XR was grinning in triumph. "You know maybe I should take your pictures instead, seeing you blush is quite a sight- Wait are you distracting me with your sexy looks!? I mean I can't tell if you're lying or you're being honest."
Nos glared at him and XR knew he wasn't. "So does that mean I'm going to be your first? First to be your first?" XR was now smiling in excitement.
If Nos was not tied up and angry, he would believe XR was cute smiling but he was and would not admit it and only growled. It was one thing to be insulted by your enemies but for XR to remind him and gloat over it was more painful.
XR went from a smile to a guilt to see the hurt in Nos eyes.
'I can't go through with this. Not to Nos.' He walked passed Nos only for the said captured felt the rope fall to the ground and free from the pillar. Nos was ready to attack him when he saw the flash drive in front of him.
"Forget the deal and just leave ok? I know you don't like me that way and pretty sure you hate me more than ever so let's pretend this never happened." XR leans against the wall and kept his sight to the floor. "I'm not exactly dangerous like my brother who is tall with numerous arms that are dangerous. I fix or build stuff but nothing entirely evil. I'm a laughing stock to everyone! But you," he looks to Nos, "you who is downright dangerous, who is super nice and has respect from both sides, you see me more than a side character in a cartoon show. You take me serious and respect me like no one else does. I really, really love you after every chance of seeing you." XR said it to Nos who was surprised and was quiet the whole time. XR knew he better leave and cry to himself somewhere private so with his head down, he walked pass him "Look I'll just get out of your way-" but he was stopped when he was eye to eye to Nos who pulls him back to the wall, closing his chance to leave.
"I do not hate you XR," He then presses a button to lower his dome down, "very far from that and quite the opposite." Nos leans forward to kiss him.
Not taken aback, XR kisses him back with all his might and holds Nos close. Nos was feeling something bursting within him and felt XR shyly trying to deepen the kiss and being who he is, Nos grips his floating head to deepen the kiss. XR opened his optics and saw Nos was not only enjoying it but saw the lights were shifting and so was everything else. He pulls back, "Nos mmph~!" XR was pulled back into the kiss and just as it began, it ended too quick when the lights shut off.
Nos looked embarrassed but smiled. "I love you too Xr, for a while now." Then a thought came to mind. "Why not go with me? Come back being a space ranger." Nos held XR's hands. "Of course I do not want you to choose for me. Please choose for yourself."
XR smiled and hugs Nos. "Let me get you any information and for every info I give, I get a kiss and maybe some bonuses from time to time. I'll get my brother to join me in going good, might be a pain but it'll be worth it. It will give me a chance to prove to star command I can be great." XR smirk and felt Nos kiss his cheek. "Then I will wait for you." Nos hugs him and shrieked when he felt hands grip his behind. He glares at XR who smirked. "Hey I had a shot and went for it. Can't resist you~. Well better go or daddy dearest comes here. I'll give you a call."
Nos glare softened and gave him a chaste kiss and flew away.
At star command
Nos handed the drive to the LGMS and look to Buzz who was speaking to the commander.
"Job well done Nos."
Nos turned to see Warp entering the lab. He knew Warp was more smug than usual and glared at him.
"What is it now?"
"So tell me Nos did you enjoy yourself?" Warp smirked. "I mean there was a blackout and if anyone has control on energy it's you and I had two guesses."
"Well you can say I did." Nos crosses his arms.
"Pretty sure XR gave you a fun time."
Nos looks to warp with a glare.
"Come on I see the way you look at him and I mean Mira gives the same look too with me." Warp leaned against the lab table as Nos was cautious.
"We only kissed." Nos replied. "Nothing more."
"Look all I am going to say is we're friends Nos, if XR does something bad to you, I'll make him regret it."
Nos chuckles, "I appreciate the concern Warp but I doubt he will do that."
Elsewhere
XR was giddy as ever as XL was ranting away about the blackout.
'I can't wait to see him again…'