Lets get ready for the end. What's up everyone it's ya boy TheAwesomeCoolJay and here we are in this chapter of love and hate. So you boy recently had a birthday on the 17th and now I'm 27. Yes, let that sink. Enough of me thinking about having a midlife crisis, let me entertain you!
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Poofing in Timmy's treehouse, was the odd squad who just got done with a wild adventure. They just returned from space saving the Yugopotamians from the returning Gigglepies.
"Still can't believe something so cute could be so evil." Chloe commenting on the aliens she just met. "Kind of makes sense that they tasted like manure."
"Saw them get eaten once, and I'm still not used to it." Timmy said remembering the Yugopotamians feast on the smaller aliens.
"Mom and Dad you two don't gush over me like that anymore." Poof pouted.
"Sweetie you're our son, which means we are use to your cuteness already." Wanda explained, playing with his cheek.
"Besides if we fall to your cuteness, you would be getting away with a lot of stuff." Cosmo backed up his wife, but sighing when remembering some good times. "Just like me."
"So after all that I think we all deserve to enjoy our Sunday just relaxing." The boy in pink the hat told them as he laid down to the ground.
"Cool... so how was the mall?"
Hearing Chloe say that caused Timmy to immediately stand up and walked towards the ladder.
"You know we shouldn't waste the day!" He said quickly and nervously. "Lets find something to do!"
"But Timmy!"
"By the way, how did things go with the plant?" Timmy asked, trying to change the subject.
"It was fantastic, I made a new friend and the plant got to stand up for itself." She told him remembering her day yesterday. "You should of seen the looks of Remy's parents."
"Oh they were there, was Remy there messing with you?"
"Actually he wasn't there." Chloe answered. "Probably out enjoying himself though."
TheAwesomeCoolJay: He is not... UPDATE: I SAW ADULT POOF! LETS GO!
In an unknown desert like location Remy stood there with a backpack and nervously looked at his fairy and the the anti-fairy of hate. The rich kid was told to truly use the power of hate, Remy must get a good dose of it.
"I know you're trying to be mysterious with this training, but can I get a hint of what I'm supposed to be doing?" Remy asked, still unsure on what to do.
"Just trust the process, you'll find what you're looking for kid." Anti-Cupid told, before turning to his godparent. "Say goodbye to kid pretty boy."
Approaching him, trying to stay manly but holding back many tears, Juandissimo placed a hand on his godchild's shoulder.
"Remy it's not too late to walk away from this." He warned the boy.
"Maybe you're right." Remy said having, some doubt now.
"So what if the only girl you loved is in love with an idiot." Juandissimo said while smiling. "It happens."
"Okay I'm ready to start!" The boy said turning away from the two of them.
"There you go sport, well have fun!"
The final words from Anti-Cupid as he and Juandissimo poofed away. Once they left, Remy was alone in this sandy place. Well for about a minute, because one he was alone a gang of what appears to mix of wolf, fox, and deer.
"This can not get any worse."
Like clockwork the situation got worse, cause one of the creatures breathed fire.
"Well it got worse, I'll be running now."
Remy quickly bolted and the creatures chased him through the desert. He had a good lead on them, but unfortunately he tripped over a branch and fell face first into the ground. Looking up, Remy saw that creatures had him surrounded and growling ferociously.
"You know I'm actually quite fond of pets?" He told them, in a desperate attempt to save himself.
It failed, and the creatures pounced on him and maul the young boy.
Later at night
A scratched and bruised up Remy sat against a rock warming up by fire he made. Those lessons of being a squirrely scout paid off, and it looks something from his father actually saved him.
"Good thing rich cologne doesn't mix with sweat and fear, creates an awful that drives away any savage." He said to himself, reaching into his bag for food. "Now time to eat."
Messing around in his bag, the rich boy pulled a paper out of the bag. Further inspection revealed it was a letter from Anti-Cupid, maybe this was a hint to what he was looking for.
"Dear Remy, hope your hungry cause Juandissimo was so eager to make you sandwiches." He read, trembling in fear of what's next. "And no he didn't use magic, he made them, enjoy kid."
Tossing the letter in the fire, Remy flipped the bag upside down to reveal the several sandwiches his godparent made. He was disgusted by the sight of them and gagged when he remembered Jorgen made him eat Juandissimo's cooking. He wasn't going to eat this, but suddenly his stomach growled. The food looked terrible, but his hunger was too strong.
"Just think about something tasty and it won't be so bad."
He hyped himself up and took a bite, unfortunately his method didn't work. Tears and muffled screams of agony ran through him but he mustered up the strength to swallow the food.
"This is going to be a long painful night." He whined, going in for a second bite.
Morning
For some reason the sandy desert became a grassland. This raised so many questions, but that wasn't important right now, cause Remy was dealing with leprechauns. The boy was pinned down by the little green men, who appeared to be laughing at the human.
"So wee lad, what be the reason you be here?" The leader asked, playing with his pipe. "Are you broke humans this desperate?"
"Broke?" Remy, reacted very hurt by the comment. "I'll have you know I'm very rich!"
"Prove it, how much a gold coin cost?"
"Easy, $2374.31, my mom taught me that!" He proudly answered. "Let me go and I'll give you the money."
Hearing that made the leprechauns burst out laughing, which confused Remy.
"Oh lad your money evetually goes away, while we leprechauns have an infinite amount of riches." He explained, while creating a rainbow. "Now get lost ya bum!"
The other members tossed him up the rainbow, which carried Remy to another location. Eyes closed screaming, Remy eventually face planted, looking up the boy saw his surrondings changed again. Now everything looked all dark and gloomy, and he appeared to be in front of some sort of castle. The door opened and revealed a big, buzzed cut, and burly Anti-Fairy.
"You!" The anti-fairy said looking down at Remy.
"Me?"
The anti-fairy immediately grabbed the boy and brought him inside. Once the door closed, the bad luck fairy began to slam Remy to the walls and floors, he finally pinned him to a wall and stared him down.
"Anti-Cupid told me he was sending someone, well it looks like I caught you and let me tell you, your not getting it this time! He told the child, while pointing at something.
Looking at the direction he was pointing, Remy saw a square item on a table. That's got to be what Anti-Cupid is talking about, he's quest was almost done but he had to get pass this guy.
"Look, an idiot walking under a ladder!" The young Buxaplenty said pointing in the opposite direction.
"Where!" The anti-fairy excitedly said, dropping the kid.
Now free, Remy went between the legs of the magical creature and rushed to the item. He got it, but his joy went to horror when he saw the anti-fairy look at him with a large mallet in his hands. This didn't look good, but suddenly a portal poofed behind him. Remy had no idea where this would take him, but anywhere was better than here.
"Please somewhere safe." The child said jumping through.
TheAwesomeCoolJay: Be funny if it's a Dr. Strange portal.
Barely escaping the swing of the hammer, Remy fell into a new place. Looking around he saw that he was back at Anti-Cupid's shack, and there he and his godparent floated.
"Master Remy you're back!" Juandissimo happily greeted him. "Are you okay?"
"It was a struggle, but now I have the power, I have th-"
"Pizza!" Anti-Cupid interrupted.
"What?"
Flying towards him, the Anti-Fairy of hate grabbed the box and revealed a pepperoni pizza inside. Grabbing a slice, Anti-Cupid chowed down while Remy still stood there dumbfounded.
"All this for pizza?" Remy softly spoked.
"Yeah I don't pay for it, thanks kid!"
"The places I traveled?"
"Yeah I just made a loop to get you there." The hate god explained.
"So I was chased, bitten, humiliated, and beaten just for a free meal?" The child said, sounding upset.
"Pretty much." The anti-fairy burped, while smiling at Remy. "How does that make you feel?"
All this for food. The child expected some mystic or ancient power, but no he got used. And the person before him had the nerve to ask how he feels. Remy couldn't hold it back any longer.
"I'M FURIOUS, THIS WAS POINTLESS, I HATE YOU, I HATE TURNER, I JUST HATE EVERYTHING!"
As he ranted, Anti-Cupid pulled out his wand and it was pulsing with so much negativity. Blasting the boy with his power, Remy began to scream at this sudden surge. Juandissimo tried to help him, but the anti-fairy put an arm in front of him to stop him.
"No, let the hate flow through him."
The dark magic eventually faded and it appeared Remy was unconscious. But suddenly a red aura formed around Remy, and coming back to his senses the boy had a sinister smile.
"Hate never felt so good."
And that's the end, thanks for reading. Yup, now we got a hate powered Remy. What does that mean? Just think the powers and abilities of a red lantern. Oh yeah, the final battle is going to be good. Anyway, next time yay!
The Romance Dance is coming, but Timmy and Chloe have a fight, that just might sour everything.
Oh yeah the time for arguing and broken hearts is next, so right now I need you all to R.F.F. (Review Favorite Follow) PEACE!
