Timeline: After Red vs Blue

When the Reds and Blues showed up on the city, they caused an explosion at a movie theater due to the Meta hunting them down and causing more harm then good when they tried to stop him or flee from him. Some of the inhabitants see the Blood Gulch Crew as too chaotic even for this city. Some wanted to exile them from the city. As such, Master Chief decides to interview his fellow soldiers and hopes to show everyone that they deserve to stay as much as anyone else. The result? Well...

*When they met Master Chief.*

Sarge saluted and embellished his accomplishments in his war against the Blues. He was hoping it would impress Master Chief so much that he would join the Reds. Didn't go well.

Simmons suddenly became Master Chief's ass kisser and Grif made fun of his simping. Master Chief felt weirded out when Simmons requests if he could be his son. Grif just wanted to leave and dine-and-dash some restaurants.

Donut's... innuendos kept messing up Chief's prepared speech. Especially when Donut tried to get Chief's size to knit a sweater.

Lopez at first just trash talk in Spanish. That goes away when Master Chief replies in Spanish. Now he is sitting down and waits for Master Chief's questions.

Church would try to act like a superior officer and fail spectacularly.

Tex greets Master Chief as a fellow soldier and war veteran.

Caboose hugs Master Chief and he clumsily return the hug.

Tucker tries to show his muscles to impress the soldier but sits down thanks to Master Chief just staring at Tucker.

Sheila scans Master Chief and instantly calls him her superior. Caboose, having walk by the room, gets sad and Tucker and Church barely dragged him away.

Meta's voices all wanted to talk to Master Chief. Especially about Cortana.

Carolina instantly challenged Master Chief. Epsilon had to convince Carolina not to fight him.

*How do you feel about Death Battle City?*

Sarge: "It has good potential for a Red Base. You know what color this place needs? Anything but dirty blue."

Simmons and Grif: "Seeing so many characters feels me with so much joy. No doubt our conversations would result in an age of-"

"Simmons saw Lara Croft for a second then squeal and fainted."

"Shut it Grif! You tried to take Pikachu's food and he electrocute you! Also why did you try to eat Pokemon food? That was basically dog treats!"

"Hey, Shaggy eats Scooby Snakes! I want to see how those treats taste."

Donut: "My pedicure night with Dinah and Misuru was phenomenal."

Lopez: "Me alegro que la gente me entienda. He hablado con el Terminador."

Church: "Most of the people I met are assholes. Especially Sigma when he tried to possess me. Kind of a idiot trying to possess a ghost."

Tex: "Funny enough, Tony Stark helped with my stupid failure program. Only annoyed by his flirting until I threaten to crush his-"

Caboose: "Splat with cooties was fun to play with!"

Tucker: "I am this close to getting Tracer's number. I'm sure of it... She's what?!"

Shelia: "Robocop has been a helpful partner against crime. Much more respectably to my shell then the Blues."

Meta: "You cannot hide Cortana from us. Tried to take LYLA ended in failure. The Villain Pub has useful teammates. Agumon can be a useful AI."

Carolina and Epsilon: "I keep telling you two that I am a social butterfly!"

"My BS meter is going off with that sentence. You make Crona look like a celebrity. I have talked with Sektor more times then you have talked with anyone in the city. And I don't like Sektor."

*Who is your preferred opponent?*

"Are you kidding me sir?! Give me a battle with that Soldier. Especially if he is red like a real patriot. But if he is a dirty blue... I'll give a shotgun salute! With his face and my shotgun!"

"I personally would like to face Moxxie from Helluva Boss. We are both intellectuals with daddy issues."

"Seriously dude? That is just because you can stomp that demon. Who is my popular and I'll pick him... F***king Scorch?! Why do I have to fight a clone commando?! Screw it, give me a Snorlax. Make it a eating contest or something."

"Oh! So many to choose. Astolfo from Fate would really make it a great lightish red battle. But Johnny from Metal Gear would be a big explosion... of possibilities. And Dan Hibiki, that would be fun. I just can't choose."

"Bender de Futurama, mi compatriota hispanohablante."

"My so-called AI self is working with that Carolina right? So that's it. I'm already in. Fine, let me fight Cortana. Yeah I can take her... Why are you just staring at me?"

"Heard you turn Church's robot body into a pretzel. Nice to see a pro at work. As for me... I don't have anyone in mind. My function may cause me to lose anyway and I don't want that. The only ones I will fight are Samus Aran or Motoko Kusanagi. Don't give me Xion and be beaten to death with a key."

"Death Battle! Fighting people that are not-friends is great! I want the Useless Goddess and Green Doggy to be my new friends! And I will not shoot them, I pinky promise. And if they did, it was Tucker."

"Give me the hottest babe to wrestle and Death Battle is getting a billion views on the first day. Throw in the Meta Armor and I'm not losing. Whose my most popular? Jaune Arc? Yeah, the real RT ladies man is here. And if I win, I want a date with Headmistress Goodwitch. I know exactly how to use that whip. Bow-Chika-Wow-Wow!"

"SCANING. SCANING. 1 RESULT FOUND! I suppose Blitztank is a good enough opponent. Though they need to clean that skull first."

"Destroy that Scarface Predator. Cinder Fall should be our next victim. Fulgore's AI will be a fine addition. Prophet will face a new Crysis, us."

"Samus Aran should go against Carolina. Prefer that instead of you big guy."

"Epsilon, don't try to suck up to the super soldier. I can take on Pyrrha and you Master Chief."

Obi-Wan enters a bar and sees Master Chief sitting on a booth with a bunch of empty drinks next to him. He sits next to him and watches a waitress come to the booth.

"Blue milk please."

"And another beer."

The waitress walks away.

"So my super soldier friend, how did the interrogations go?" Obi-Wan ask Master Chief and he slowly moves his head to stare at the Jedi.

"Why? Why did you make me the interrogator? Half of my questions were interrupted because they wanted to talk or do something stupid." Master Chief said with annoyance in his tone.

"I'm sure they didn't do too much."

Master Chief rubs his helmet. Their drinks are placed down and the super soldier takes a straw and places it on his mug, "I have fought Insurrectionist, Covenant, and the Flood armies. And trust me, I would rather charge at all of them then stay in a room with Caboose a second more."

"From a certain point of view," The Jedi Master said as Master Chief somehow drinks with his helmet on. "You were picked thanks to your connection to the Reds and Blues. Plus they look up to you so the questions could work. You have my sympathy and thanks for doing it however. Are they safe to be on the city?"

"I would just give them a base outside the city. They are better by themselves."

"Got it." Obi-Wan takes a holopad and writes Master Chief's report. While he is doing that, he is impressed that Master Chief can drink without taking his helmet off. "Huh... Reminds me of Cody and Rex."

Master Chief hums as he drinks.

"I'm not taking off my helmet to drink. Not even dead am I going to remove my helmet."