Bilbo, Rick, Linda, and Aaron walk through a forest.
Rick: What are we doing on this adventure?
Bilbo: We're going to fight against goblins, Wargs, dragons, and other evil creatures.
Suddenly, the sound of a bush moving is heard.
Rick: What was that?
Bilbo: I think someone's coming!
Bilbo, Rick, Linda, and Aaron get closer to the source of the sound. Suddenly, a goblin jumps out of a bush and attacks Aaron.
Aaron: WHAT IS THIS THING?! AAAAHHHHH!
Another goblin descends from a tree and jumps onto Bilbo, attacking him.
Rick: Lin, what are we gonna do?
Linda: I don't know!
Rick scours the ground, and finds a stick.
Rick: Perfect!
Rick hits the goblin attacking Aaron with the stick.
Rick: You want more of that?!
The goblin stares at Rick, and then lunges himself onto him.
Rick: Ow! Lin, do something!
Suddenly, the goblin attacking Rick is obliterated by a ball of fire.
Rick: What? Who did that?
Bilbo: I have no idea.
Bilbo turns around, only to see Gandalf the Grey.
Gandalf: I did that.
Bilbo: Gandalf? You're here?
Gandalf: Yes, Bilbo. I am here.
Suddenly, the ground begins shaking.
Rick: What's going on?
Bilbo: Oh no!
Aaron: What's happening?!
The ground continues shaking. Then, an army of goblins stampede toward the group.
Bilbo: We're being ambushed!
Tons of goblins launch themselves on Rick, Aaron, and Bilbo.
Aaron: Ow! Stop!
Rick: This is a nightmare! Lin, please, do something!
Linda: There is nothing I can do!
Suddenly, Bilbo slashes all of the goblins off of him with a sword.
Bilbo: Let's get out of here!
Gandalf: I'll hold them back!
Bilbo, Rick, Linda, and Aaron flee from the forest, only to come face-to-face with the Great Goblin.
Rick: What, is THAT?
Bilbo: That, is the Great Goblin.
The Great Goblin lets out an enormous roar, and begins chasing the group.
Rick: THIS IS INSANE! WE SHOULDN'T BE HERE!
Aaron: HOW DO WE GET OUT OF HERE?
Bilbo: There is no way out of here!
The Great Goblin continues to chase the group, while Gandalf holds back the army of goblins.
Gandalf: You shall not pass!
The goblins ignore Gandalf, and they begin passing him.
Gandalf: Hey, you shall not pass! No! Stop…passing!
Suddenly, the Great Goblin picks up Aaron and dangles him above his mouth.
Aaron: HEEEELLLPPPPP!
Linda: Aaron!
Rick: What're we gonna do?
Bilbo: There's nothing we can do! The only way we can kill him is if we have the-
Suddenly, the Glamdring sword appears in front of the four.
Bilbo: Glamdring…we need the Glamdring to defeat the Great Goblin.
Rick: Then pick the Glamdring thing up and use it!
Bilbo picks up the Glamdring and throws it into the Great Goblin's body, killing him. However, Aaron falls from his hand.
Aaron: I'm falling!
Just before Aaron can hit the ground, Rick swoops in and grabs him.
Rick: Gotcha!
Aaron: Thanks, dad!
Bilbo: Now let's get out of here!
The group flees from the forest.