Bilbo: Alright friends, we're going to fight the Wargs now!
Rick: Oh no! I am not fighting anymore of those crazy creatures!
Aaron: Yeah! Those goblin guys were scary!
Gandalf: We mustn't give up yet. We need to keep fighting.
Linda: I'm with the wizard dude!
Gandalf: It's GANDALF!
Linda: My bad, Gandalf.
Suddenly, we hear the sounds of Wargs growling.
Bilbo: The Wargs are coming.
Suddenly, an enormous army of Wargs stampede toward the group.
Bilbo: They're coming! Brace yourselves!
A Warg launches onto Rick and begins mauling his face.
Rick: OW! DAMNIT! GET IT OFF!
Suddenly, a Warg runs up to Aaron and devours him whole.
Linda: Aaron!
Bilbo slashes a Warg with a sword.
Bilbo: What happened?
Linda: One of those…Warg things just ate my son!
Bilbo: Oh…well you have fun with that!
Gandalf: Fight, Bilbo! Fight!
Bilbo takes out five Wargs with one sword, while Gandalf kills two of them with his staff.
Linda punches the Warg who ate Aaron.
Linda: Give me back my sweet boy!
Suddenly, Linda jams her whole arm into the mouth of the Warg, and pulls a saliva-covered Aaron out of its body.
Aaron: It was SO GROSS in there!
Linda: Are you okay?
Aaron: Yeah, I'm fine.
Gandalf: There's too many Wargs!
Bilbo: But, we have to keep fighting!
Suddenly, the ground begins to shake and thumping sounds are heard.
Gandalf: What is happening?
Rick: Give me a boost!
Rick stands on top of Gandalf's head. In the distance, he sees a hemispherical dome bobbing up and down in the air.
Rick: What is that thing?
Aaron: What is it?
Rick: It looks like some type of dome…
Just then, a leg appears under the dome.
Rick: And it has a leg…or two…or three…
Two more legs appear under the dome, thus it has three legs.
Rick: It's getting closer.
The three-legged dome walks closer and closer to the group, and finally falls to a halt, crushing Wargs with its mighty feet.
Bilbo: What is that?
Linda: I don't know!
Gandalf: I have never seen before…A VEHICLE!
Suddenly, a hatch on the underside of the three-legged dome opens up, and a tentacle arm comes out of it. The arm grabs Bilbo and Gandalf.
Gandalf: Unhand me, vile rapscallion!
Bilbo: Gandalf, I don't like this!
The arm retracts back into the hole, swallowing Bilbo and Gandalf.
Rick: Let's run! We need to get out of here!
Rick, Linda, and Aaron begin running, but the arm grabs them and swallows them into the hole.
The three-legged dome turns around, and walks away.