Chap : 2 :
"Blue Eyes White Dragon What ?"
Yami shaved his toes as he sat in the Game Shop. The door opened and Shadi walked in.
"Greetings , Pharaoh ," he said.
"AHH ! ," Yami shouted throwing his razor up in to the air and falling to the floor. Yami looked at Shadi and then got to his feet and brushed himself off. He sat back down and smiled.
"Greetings , Shadi ," Yami stated , "How may I help you ?"
"I'm looking for my bottle of Jack Daniels ," Shadi replied , "I think I left it here the last time I was here."
"Jack Daniels , you say ? ," he asked , "Let me look at the cards and see if I can find it."
Yami started to search through the cards in his grandpa's store. Shadi sighed and sat down. This was going to be a long wait.
ADAM'S LAIR. . . .
Adam sat with Rei sitting in his lap with her arms around his neck. He smiled and then the phone started to ring. Rei picked it up.
"Adam's Lair , Rei Ayanami speaking ," she stated , "Who's calling ? I see."
Rei held the receiver against her arm.
"It's Seto Kai-Ba ," Rei said.
"What the fuck does he want ? ," Adam asked.
"He wants to know what you want ? ," she asked.
Rei held the receiver against her arm again.
"He wants his Blue Eyes White Dragon Cape back ," Rei said.
"Blues Eyes White Dragon what ? ," he asked.
"His Blues Eyes White Dragon Cape ," Rei replied.
"His cape ? ," Adam asked , "Hmm. Oh , yeah. I stole that from him six years ago. He just now noticed it was missing ? What a fucking idiot. Tell him to piss off and rot in the Shadow Realm. I'm busy."
"Adam says piss off and rot in the Shadow Realm ," she said , "Have a rotten day , Mr. Kai-Ba."
Rei hung up the phone and laughed.
PRISON. . . .
Joey sat in his cell and looked at his cell mate. The man had long brown curly hair and was wearing torn jeans and a black and blue tie dyed t-shirt.
"Who are you ? ," Joey asked.
"My name's Wave ," the man said.
"Wave ? ," Joey asked , "Is that a first name or a last name ?"
"Both ," Wave replied.
"So you're name is Wave Wave ? ," he asked.
"Yep ," Wave said.
"Why did you get sent to prison ? ," Joey asked.
"Smoking Marijuana and Paint together ," he said.
"Really ? ," Joey asked.
"Yeah ," Wave stated , "It was pretty gnarly."
"Okay ," he replied.
"Do you want to pick up some chicks when we get out of here ? ," Wave asked.
"Sure ," Joey said.
Joey sighed and then looked at the ground.
ADAM'S LAIR. . . .
Adam smiled and then a horde of robot chickens ran across the floor. He blinked and looked at Rei in his lap.
"Did you just see that ? ," he asked.
Suddenly the door opened and Seto Kai-Ba walked in.
"My cape , please ? ," Kai-Ba demanded.
"OH MY GOODNESS ! ," Adam shouted covering his mouth , "Kai-Ba used the word Please. Shit. I have to write this down in my THINGS I NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE Book."
Adam pulled out a blue book and opened up to page 1. Next he wrote down Kai-Ba used the word please.
"There ," Adam stated , "I have my first thing written down."
"You're deluded ," Kai-Ba growled.
"No , I'm insane ," he responded , "There is a difference you know."
"No , there isn't ," Kai-Ba said.
"Yes there is ," Adam replied.
"Prove it ," he stated.
Rei picked up a Dictionary and opened it up.
"Insane ," Rei read , "Lacking reasonable thought , showing a complete lack of reason or foresight."
She turned the pages until she found the word Deluded.
"Deluded ," Rei read , "Believing in untrue thing , firmly believing in something that is untrue or unreal."
"Ha ," Adam said , "There you have it. The Dictionary says I'm insane."
"You're both insane ," Kai-Ba stated.
"Thank you ," they both said.
"Can I have my cape back now ? ," he asked.
"Sure ," Adam stated , "Rei ?"
Rei smiled and held out the cape. Next she pulled out a lighter and lit the cape on fire. Kai-Ba watched in horror as the Blue Eyes White Dragon Cape was set aflame.
"NOOOOOOOO ! ," Kai-Ba shouted jumping to the ground to try to catch the falling and burning cape. The cape landed in his hands and then crumbled in to ashes. The wind blew the ashes in to the air.
"My c-c-c-cape ," Kai-Ba said , "My beautiful cape."
"Ah , yes ," Adam muttered , "It was a beautiful cape while it lasted."
Kai-Ba started to cry.
"YOU'RE MEAN ! ," he shouted to Adam , "I'm telling my little brother Mokuba so he can come and beat you up."
Next Kai-Ba stuck his tongue out at Adam and ran out of the lair crying. Adam stared at him in shock and then started laughing.
GAME SHOP. . . .
Yami continued to look through the cards. Shadi sighed and looked at the clock.
"Dark Magician Girl ," Yami read on the card and tossed it aside , "No. Beaver Warrior. No. Saggi The Dark Clown. No. Exodia's Right Arm. No."
PRISON. . . .
Joey looked at the ground and then back up at Wave. Wave pulled out a razor and started to shave his feet with mustard.
"Uhhhhh , did you know you're shaving your feet with mustard ? ," Joey asked.
"Totally , Dude ," he stated , "It's like the hippest new thing in the gland , man. You know what I mean , dude ? Totally."
"What ? ," Joey asked.
"Just yesterday I was driving in my bum bum when all of a sudden this chick runs out in front of me and barfs all over my windshield , dude ," Wave replied , "It was uncool. I looked at the chick and said you barfed on my ride , dude."
Joey just nodded and then looked at the clock. He hoped he was leaving soon so he could get away from this weirdo sitting next to him.
ADAM'S LAIR. . . .
Adam counted the last hair on his toe and then wrote down the number 15 on a note pad next to Big Toe On Right Foot.
GAME SHOP. . . .
Yami was STILL looking through the cards.
"Mystical Elf ," Yami read on the card and tossed it aside , "No. King's Black Knight. No. Puppet Pirate.
No. Squealing Eel. No. Magnate Warrior. No."
KAI-BA CORP. . . .
Kai-Ba opened his laptop and began to look through files. He stopped when he saw a file the read DO NOT OPEN. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. Curious as to what it could be Kai-Ba opened it. Suddenly a naked picture of Pegasus appeared on the screen. Kai-Ba screamed and ran out of the room.
"NO GAY THOUGHTS ! ," Kai-Ba shouted , "NO GAY THOUGHTS ! NO GAY THOUGHTS !"
ADAM'S LAIR. . . .
Adam finished counting the hairs on his right foot and wrote down the number 45. Next he stripped naked and started to count the hair on his -
"SIR ! ," a man shouted running in , "I - AHHHHH ! WHAT THE FUCK ?!"
"YIPE ! ," Adam shouted hiding behind his couch.
"Sir ? ," he asked.
"Yes ? ," Adam asked.
"I just came to tell you that Yugi Moto has been spotted in Domino ," the man stated.
"Thank you ," he said , "You can leave now."
"Sir , are you alright ? ," the man asked.
"I'm fine , Rupert ," Adam stated , "You can leave."
Rupert walked out of the room and Adam sat down in the chair. The door opened again and Adam looked up to see Rei standing in front of him and looking down at his -
"I didn't know you were in that mood , dear ," Rei said seductively.
"What mood ? ," he asked.
"You know ," Rei said sitting on his lap and grabbing his you know what , "THAT mood."
"Ummmm. . . . .I'm still lost , Dear ," Adam stated.
"Oh , for fuck's sake ," she said.
Next she threw him on the ground and proceeded to have sex with him.
KAI-BA CORP. . . .
Kai-Ba looked at the clock and then started to to spin around in his chair. He did that for a little while and then stopped. Next he got up and walked over to his door. Kai-Ba opened the door and looked down the hallway. No one was there. Perfect. He rolled his chair out in to the hallway and then walked back in to his office. Next he put on a Superman costume and then walked back out in to the hallway and got on the chair.
"SUPER KAI-BA GO ! ," Kai-Ba shouted.
Next he started to roll down the hallway on the chair. He rolled down the hallway laughing as he went. "This is fun." Then he looked up. "AHHHHHH !" Next he crashed through the window and started to fall to the ground.
KAI-BA CORP - OUTSIDE. . . .
( POOF )
Adam and Rei appeared on the sidewalk and they started to look around. Rei blinked.
"Where are we ? ," Adam asked , "Do you hear screaming ?"
He looked up just in time to see Kai-Ba land on him. Kai-Ba looked down at Adam and then looked up just in time to see Rei's foot connect with his face and send him flying off Adam and in to the street. Rei helped Adam up and then Adam looked down and saw Kai-Ba's three Blue Eyes White Dragon cards on the ground.
"Shazam ," Adam stated , "Kai-Ba's Blue Eyes White Dragons. Fucking sweet."
Adam picked them up.
"HEY ! ," Kai-Ba shouted , "WHAT DO YOU THI -
Next a guy on a motorcycle hit him and sent him flying in to the air. Kai-Ba screamed and landed in a dumpster. Adam laughed and pushed the man off the motorcycle.
"Mind if I borrow this ? ," he asked.
"Uh. . . . .No ," the man said.
"Excellent ," Adam stated , "Come on , Rei."
Rei climbed on to the back of the motorcycle and Adam started the engine. Next he laughed and sped off down the road.
"The power of the Pharaoh will soon be mine ," Adam stated laughing.
END OF CHAPTER : 2.