Chap : 3 :
"The Search Begins"
Adam and Rei rode down the street on their motorcycle and Adam laughed insanely. Suddenly a man walked by and dropped a banana peel. Adam looked up and rode over the banana peel. The motorcycle started to swerve.
"OH , SHIT ! ," Adam shouted , "AHHHHHHHHHH !"
Adam and Rei crashed in to a wall and got knocked out. The man that dropped the banana peel walked over to them and gasped.
"I better call 911 ," he said.
Next he pulled out his cell phone and dialed 911.
GAMESHOP. . . .
Yami was still looking through the cards.
"Feline Of Friendship ," he stated , "No. Vampire Lord. No. Flame Swordsman. No. Kanji Spirit. No. Humor Elf. No. Dog Lord. No."
Shadi sighed.
PRISON. . . .
Joey sighed and then leaned back against the bars. Wave sighed and laid his head on Joey's shoulder. He looked at him and then at the bars. Next Wave started singing.
"This is the song that never ends ," he sang , "It just goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not know what it was and now they'll sing forever just because this is the song that never ends. It just goes on and on my friend. . ."
GAME SHOP. . . .
Yami continued to search.
"Horned Beetle. ," Yami stated , "No. Climbing Walrus. No. Polymerization. No. Exodia's Head. No."
Shadi looked at his feet and then pulled out a YoYo. He started to swing it around in the air.
"Mystical Sealing ," Yami continued , "No."
KAI-BA CORP. . . .
Kai-Ba sat behind his desk and set a bottle of whiskey on the desk. Next he opened the bottle and drank the whole thing. The door opened and Mokuba walked in.
"Hi , Seto ," Mokuba stated sitting down in a chair in front of Kai-Ba's desk. Kai-Ba looked at him and saw him as Mai Valentine.
"Hey , Mai ," Kai-Ba said.
"Mai ? ," he asked , "I'm not Mai. I'm Mokuba. Your little brother. Are you sure you're feeling okay , Seto ?"
"Mai , I can't contain it any longer ," he said standing up and holding his arms open in a hug , "LET'S BE LESBIANS !"
"Lesbians ? ," Mokuba asked , "Whoa. Hang on a minuet , Seto. I'm Mokuba , not Mai. I'm your little brother. I'm a bo-
Next Kai-Ba kissed the younger Kai-Ba on the lips and then tied him up. Mokuba shook his head and then looked up at Kai-Ba.
"Where are you taking me ? ," he asked.
"To someplace far far away ," Kai-Ba replied.
Next he carried Mokuba away.
HOSPITAL. . . .
Adam opened his eyes and looked around. He was lying in a bed and Rei was lying on top of him asleep.
"What happened ? ," Adam asked.
Rei opened her eyes and looked at him. The door opened and the nurse walked in carrying a syringe.
"Good afternoon , Mr. Carlson ," she said.
"Piss off ," Adam growled.
"This will help you sleep ," the nurse stated.
"Oh , yeah ? ," he asked , "Well why don't I tell you where you can stick that needle you -
The nurse stuck the needle in Adam's arm. "OW ! THAT HURT !"
"Here's a Lollipop for being so brave ," the nurse stated.
She held the Lollipop out to him.
"LOLLI ! ," Adam shouted jumping up and grabbing it , "YES ! I GOT IT ! IT'S MINE ! WITH THIS LOLLI I WILL DEFEAT THE PHARAOH AND RULE THE WORLD ! YES !"
Adam started to laugh manically and then fell asleep. The nurse patted him on the head and walked out of the room.
GAMESHOP. . . .
Yami was STILL searching.
"Volper Beetle ," Yami said , "No. King Of Gradius. No. Amphibious Fortune Teller. No."
PRISON. . . .
"This is the song that never ends ," Wave sang , "It just goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and now they'll sing forever just because. . ."
HOSPITAL. . . .
Adam opened his eyes and looked over at the patient in the bed next to him. The patient looked at his Lollipop and started to lick his lips.
"Oh , no ," Adam growled holding the Lollipop to his chest , "This is MY Lolli. Get your own."
The nurse walked back in and looked at Adam's chart.
"Well I think you'll be able to go home in about five days ," she said.
"Five days ? ," Adam asked , "DAMN IT ALL ! If you let me out of here sooner than that I'll let you lick my Lolli."
"Sir , you're staying right where you are for the next five days ," the Nurse stated.
Adam slapped her across the face with his Lollipop. "SECURITY !" Next two officers walked in and handcuffed Adam to the bed. One of the officers took the Lollipop.
"LOLLI ! ," Adam shouted.
"Give him his damn Lollipop ," Rei said.
The officer nodded and stuck the Lollipop in Adam's mouth. Adam smiled and winked at Rei.
ON THE STREET. . . .
Kai-Ba sped down the road in his convertible with Mokuba in the back seat of the car. Kai-Ba smiled and looked up.
"HOLY CRAP ! ," Kai-Ba shouted.
He slammed on the brakes which sent Mokuba flying out of the car and sailing through the air.
VON SCHROEDER RESIDENCE. . . .
Siegfried and Leon Von Schroeder sat in their mansion eating soup. Leon looked up at his brother.
"This soup is - ," Leon started.
Suddenly Mokuba came crashing through the window and smacked in to Leon knocking him unconscious.
"Leon ? ," Siegfried asked.
ON THE STREET. . . .
Kai-Ba got out of the car and ran in to a building. He ran up to the desk and looked down at a bell. The sign said ring twice. Kai-Ba rung the bell twice and a giant mallet came out of the ground and smacked him in the face. Kai-Ba flew out of the building and landed on his butt in the street. He got up and then got trampled by a pack of horses.
PRISON. . . .
"This is the song that never ends ," Wave continued singing , "It just goes on and on my fri -"
The door opened and a cop brought Adam and Rei in to the jail and put them in their cell. Rei looked over at Wave and then at Joey.
"Joey Wheeler ? ," Rei asked.
"Mai Valentine ? ," Joey asked.
"I'm Rei Ayanami ," she replied. She pointed at Adam with her thumb. "I'm this wacko's wife."
"I'm not a wacko , honey ," Adam stated , "I'm a pyro maniac."
Next he started laughing maniacally. Then an anvil crushed him.
GAME SHOP. . . .
Yami continued to search through the cards. Shadi sighed.
"I need a drink ," Shadi stated.
He turned around and walked in to the kitchen. Next he opened the fridge and pulled out a bottle of Jack Daniels. "There it is. Finally found it. I love you , Jack Daniels." Shadi kissed the bottle of Jack Daniels and then opened it. He was about to take a sip when a man dressed in a trench coat walked up behind him and put a cloth over his mouth. Shadi struggled to get free. Next the man in the trench coat stuck a needle in to his neck and Shadi passed out. The man in the trench coat picked up the bottle of Jack Daniels , stuffed it in to his coat and walked away.
ON STREET. . . .
Kai-Ba got to his feet and looked around. He saw a soda machine sitting in front of him.
"Cool ," Kai-Ba said , "I love soda."
He walked up to the soda machine and pulled out his wallet. Next he pulled out a five dollar bill and sighed. It was the only money he had on him. Unless. Kai-Ba started looking around and saw the Monopoly Man walking down the street. BINGO ! He ran up to the Monopoly Man and put his arm around him. "Hi."
"Hello ," he said.
"How much money do you have on you ? ," Kai-Ba asked.
"Five Thousand Bucks ," the Monopoly Man said.
Next Kai-Ba kicked him in the nuts and he passed out.
"Got'em ," Kai-Ba thought.
Next he grabbed the Monopoly Man's wallet and then ran over to the soda machine. He pulled out a dollar and looked at it. Kai-Ba squinted. There was something very strange about this dollar. Kai-Ba thought for a minuet and then shrugged. Next he stuck the money in the slot and it sucked it up and then spit it back out. "DAMN YOU , SODA MACHINE !" Next Kai-Ba kicked the machine and a soda can went flying out of it and hit him in the nuts. "FUCK !" He grabbed his nuts and turned around. Next he looked up and a bird pooped in his eye. "AHHHH ! I'M BLIND !" Kai-Ba started to swing his arms around and then walked out in to the street where he was run over by a semi truck.
END OF CHAPTER : 3