Chap : 4 :
"Beyond Random"
Yami walked in to the bathroom and sat down on the toilet and then popped a cigarette in to his mouth. Next he lit it up and then a Leprechaun came and kicked him in the knee. Yami jumped up and his cigarette fell in to his pants. Next he screamed and jumped out the window.
PRISON. . . .
Adam sat in his cell and then looked over at a man with red hair.
"Who the fuck are you ? ," Adam asked.
"I'm Sven ," the man said , "Nice to meet you."
"What are you in for ? ," Adam asked.
"Raping a stuffed Blue Eyes White Dragon plushy ," Sven stated.
"The Blue Eyes White Dragon Plushy didn't happen to belong to Mr. Stick Up His Ass Seto Kai-Ba , did it ? ," he asked.
"As a matter of fact it did ," Sven replied , "How did you know ?"
"Lucky guess ," Adam replied.
( POOF )
Adam blinked and looked around. Rei was standing next to him.
"Where the fuck are we ? ," Rei asked.
"Who the fuck are you ? ," Adam asked pointing at a man that looked exactly like him. The look-a-like smiled and brushed some dust off his pants.
"I'm HieiDragonFire , the author of this story ," the man said.
"Hmm ," he replied thinking , "Wait a minuet. If you're supposed to be writing this story how is it then that you are standing in this spot with me and my wife ?"
"Powers of imagination ," HieiDragonFire said.
"Fuck the powers of imagination ," Adam replied , "Me and Rei are getting the fuck out of here."
Adam and Rei started to walk off.
"You don't want to go that way ," he said.
"And why not ? ," Adam called back.
"You'll see ," HieiDragonFire said.
Adam growled and they continued walking. Five seconds later they walked out on to a beach.
"Wow ," Adam said , "Real sca-"
Next a tree landed on him and crushed him.
ON STREET. . . .
Kai-Ba woke up and got to his feet slowly. He looked around and then a pie hit him in the face. Then a munchkin walked up to him with two other munchkins and they gasped.
"SHIT ! ," one of them said , "WE HIT POOPY PANTS ! LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE !"
The munchkins ran off screaming. Kai-Ba cleaned his face off and continued walking. Then a car slammed in to him and he went flying in to the air.
KAI-BA CORP. . . .
Three men sat in their offices and watched something move on their screens.
"What the fuck is that thing ? ," one of them asked.
The other two squinted.
"It looks like a - ," he started.
Suddenly Kai-Ba came crashing through the window and smacked in to the man knocking him unconscious.
PEGASUS MANSION. . . .
Pegasus sat in his room reading a comic book. He laughed as his door opened.
"Sir ? ," Croquet asked.
"What is it ? ," he asked.
"There's a woman here to see you ," Croquet said.
Pegasus got to his feet and walked up to the front door. He opened the door and Ishizu Ishtar stood in front of him.
"Hi ," he said.
"RAPE ! ," Ishizu shouted.
Next a fire extinguisher appeared in her hands and she smacked Pegasus in the face with it knocking him unconscious. Ishizu shook her head , put on some sunglasses and snapped her fingers. Next thirty people appeared around her. "LET'S KICK IT !"
They all started dancing.
STREET. . . .
Adam and Rei rode on their motorcycle. A few minuets later Adam looked up and slammed on the brakes.
Next they got off the bike and Adam smiled.
"AT LAST ! ," he shouted.
Adam ran over to a display case and stared at the prize inside. It was so shiny. It was so authentic. "I've waited an eternity to hold this in my hand. It's finally mine." Adam held up the object in his hand and showed it to Rei. She blinked.
"What the fuck is that thing ? ," Rei asked.
"It's a 1st edition Batman action figure ," he said , "It's finally mine."
"Weren't you after the Millennium Items , Dear ? ," Rei asked.
"What are you talking about ? ," Adam asked.
Suddenly a little boy walked up to him and tugged on his cloak.
"Excuse me , sir ," he said , "But can I have that toy ?"
"This is not a toy ," Adam growled , "It's a 1st edition Batman action figure."
"Okay ," the boy replied , "Can I have it ?"
"FUCK OFF ! ," he shouted , "IT'S MINE !"
Adam clutched the Batman action figure to his chest.
"If you don't give it to me then I'm going to have my imaginary friend beat you up and take it ," the boy said.
"Pff ," Adam replied , "Your imaginary friend ? Oh , I'm so scared."
Next a giant black skinned red eyed dragon appeared in front of him. Saliva dripped from it's jaws. Adam peed his pants and fainted.
"Thanks , mister ," the boy said picking up the action figure. He walked off.
KAI-BA CORP. . . .
Kai-Ba opened his eyes and looked around. He was sitting in his chair behind his desk.
"What happened ? ," he asked.
The door opened and Roland walked in.
"Sir , your brother is missing ," he said.
"WHAT ?! ," Kai-Ba shouted , "WHERE IS HE ?!"
"We don't know ," Roland replied.
"Find him now ," he said.
"Yes sir ," Roland stated.
He walked out of the room. Kai-Ba then looked up and a giant rabbit fell on him.
STREET. . . .
"Dear ? ," Rei asked.
She patted Adam's face and he woke up.
"What happened ? ," he asked.
"You fainted ," Rei said.
"What were we doing ? ," Adam asked.
"Looking for the Millennium Items so we can rule the world ," she replied.
"Yes , that's right ," Adam said , "I remember. I love you."
Adam kissed Rei and she smiled. They hopped on the bike and rode off leaving behind the store that was right next to them. In this store there was a sign that read : MILLENNIUM RING ON SALE $.50."
END OF CHAPTER : 4