Author Note - Alright, so we're essentially at the halfway mark, making very good progress. 10 people left, itsss food time!
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The StoryTeller993 - Yeah, I knew the last episode was gonna hit for you, unfortunately it was always planned to be like this, with someone like Dawn on her team especially I didn't see the point in Julia keeping her fake persona much longer, or how she survives that elimination since I needed the 6-4 numbers. Interesting prediction expecting her to return though, Ill say why its interesting in my episode 15 author note
WarriorTwin - Yep, her turn to go! Very interesting guesses by the way.
Remaining Campers:
Screaming Gophers: Cody, Scott, Zee, Damien, Priya, Zoey
Killer Bass: Chase, Courtney, Dawn, Eva
"Last time on Total Drama Island..." Chris began from the dock. "A note from a secret admirer brought out the best of Priya and Zoey's detective work, Chase accidentally pushed Damien out of a plane, but somehow he was the one who ended up deep in the Earth's crust." Chris paused to chuckle. "Eva showed everyone how to hang on for dear life on the moose ride, and Cody showed himself to be an ace flag catcher! That is...until he saw Julia's unmentionables, which led him to crash, and Julia to crash herself off the Island! But not before she showed her true colours, revealing she isn't the peace, mother Earth loving influencer we all thought her to be. And now, let's see what's in store for our campers this week on Total...Drama...Island!"
(Theme Song Plays)
(Fade to Episode)
The episode opened to the sky, revealing it was early morning, as birds flew by in an arrow formation, chirping. The camera flashed to the mess hall, as Chris stood leaned up against the door, with the Gophers slowly walking in.
"Um, I never thought I'd ask this, but where's breakfast?" Damien turned to the host confused, as he made his way inside.
"Oh don't worry bro, there'll be plenty of food later on." Chris reassuringly told the teen, who shrugged and walked off, not seeing Chef who appeared next to Chris start laughing, cause the host to laugh as everyone else walked in.
"What's got you so cheery?" Eva asked, as they stopped, just to continue laughing. The Tough Girl sighed, and kept walking.
"Congratulations to the final ten campers for making the halfway mark of the competition!" Chris stopped laughing, and suddenly announced. "You'll all be on the jury for the final episode."
"Nice to know we'll have some influence over who wins." Dawn said to Eva, who shrugged apathetically.
"The two teams will become one next week." The host continued. "But first, all the girls will be moved to the Bass cabin, and all the guys will stay in the Gopher cabin." Chase looked over at the guys on the other table, as Priya and Zoey looked at the girls on the other table. "This weeks challenge is as old as time itself, a battle of the sexes!" Scott winked over at the other table, as Eva growled in return.
"After everyone is settled in, I'll announce the challenge. And then, uh, you'll have a bite to eat." Chris said, suddenly grinning as him and Chef broke out into giggles once more, causing Zoey and Cody to look at each other with concern. "Ready for a little good news? This week no one will be kicked off." The contestants broke out into cheers upon hearing this news. "It's all for reward, and it's a good one. Okay, time to relocate, let's move!" The camera flashed, showing the campers leaving the mess hall. It cut to show Priya and Zoey walking nervously, before Damien walked past and smiled at the girl.
"So, Priya and Zoey right? We're looking forward to having you." Courtney smiled at the two girls, as she suddenly walked alongside them.
"Oh, we'll we're glad to be here." Zoey said, as Priya smiled.
"Watch it with that one." Chase told them as he walked past. "She's a heartbreaker." Courtney just growled at him.
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"Okay, whatever, I know Courtney didn't steal our stuff." Chase confessed. "But what she did to Dave? That still wasn't cool at all. Still gotta earn forgiveness for that one." He crossed his arms, closed his eyes and looked smug, as he said the last part.
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"Mom, Dad, I made it to the merge!" Priya excitedly said in the confessional. "These challenges are going to get worse, knowing Chris, but I'm sure my training will have covered everything." She smiled.
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The scene returned to Priya and Zoey in the girls cabin, packing. Zoey was on her way out, and Priya was about to follow before Damien appeared in the door frame.
"oh, hey." The Likeable Nerd chuckled.
"Hey, just so you know, I'm gonna miss being on the same team as you." Priya told him, with a slight blush, as romantic soft guitar music played
Damien sheepishly looked away, and moved in, before Chris appeared in the doorframe, causing a record scratch over the music. "Big day ahead of us!" He smiled, before grabbing Priya's hand, and causing Damien to sigh. "I'll miss you..." He muttered under his breath.
He was suddenly knocked on the head, as Chase appeared, carrying a box over his shoulder. "Hey roomie, so where should I put my stinkbombs?" He asked, as Damien glared at him. "What?" He innocently asked.
The camera flashed, showing Priya and Zoey walking over to the other side, bags in hand.
"So, what do you think it'll be like?" Zoey asked.
"I'm sure it won't be that bad, the stereotypes about girls being catty aren't really that true. At least I think." She paused and pursued her lip, before shrugging.
The girls walked into a room of Courtney and Eva in the middle arguing, as awkwardly sat on the bed above.
"I can't find my scrunchies, last time I looked they were on the dresser, so what did you do with them!?" The Tough Girl yelled.
"You know, I'm getting really tired of the blame Courtney for everything act." She retorted. "I didn't touch any of your things! I thought you'd learn after last time not to jump to conclusions."
"Forget this, I can't trust any of you anymore." Eva scoffed, before storming out of the cabin. "I'm going to go sleep on the boys side."
"So...hi?" Priya awkwardly said, as they noticed the pair in the door frame.
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"Okay, so not the best first introduction." Courtney sighed.
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"Welcome Priya, Zoey, we're glad to have you." Courtney greeted, as Dawn nodded.
"We apologise you had to see that, it's been a tad confrontational around here since the incident." Dawn explained to the pair.
"Oh, that's fine. I guess it would've been forward to assume everyone here gets along." Zoey warmly smiled, "so where can I put my stuff?" She asked.
"You know, I think it'll be just fine." Courtney said to Dawn.
"Well, Julia's tactics did a number on Eva. It's imperative we get her back on our side." This time, Courtney nodded.
"I wonder how the guys are getting along." Priya suddenly asked.
The camera flashed to the outside of the guys cabin, revealing laughing and music, It cut to the inside as Scott and Cody toasted a glass of orange juice, Zee and Chase were dancing to the music as Damien was Djing.
"To getting rid of Julia." Cody told Scott, in a hushed tone.
"Yeah, but remember the deal we had?" Scott told him, narrowing his eyes.
"I haven't forgotten, whatever it takes to avenge MK." Cody reassured.
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"This merge couldn't have come at a better time, there's a lot of tension around camp, and that's exactly what I needed. Getting rid of Julia means I now have Cody on my side, one more ally and I'm as good as guaranteed in the finale." Scott chuckled, throwing a rock up and down in his hand.
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The scene returned to the ten campers back in the mess hall. "Its time, for today's challenge!" Chris announced, clipboard in hand.
"We're not going to eat first?" Zoey asked.
The host and the cook giggled to themselves once more. "Stop that already." Eva hissed.
"Let's just tell them, today's challenge is the Brunch of Disgustingness! You'll be getting a nine course meal, each member of each team must finish each dish. You will not know if the next dish is grosser then the last, or not as gross, or just as gross. Just that'll it'll likely be gross."
"Tell them what they get if they win Chris!" Chef said, in a TV show advertiser type of voice.
"The winning team spends two days a local five store resort where they'll be pampered, each gourmet nosh and be given antibiotics against anything they may have caught while participating in this challenge! The losing team will go hungry tonight, and spend the next two days here, on Total Drama Island, with Chef." Chef then waved at the campers with a creepy grin, causing some to gasp or cringe.
"Oh we are so winning this challenge!" Courtney said.
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"I honestly hope we win, just to ease the tension created." Dawn informed. "As long as none of the dishes have harmed mother nature in any shape or form."
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The scene returned to the boys and girls sitting on their respective tables, a dish in front of them each, which were covered.
"Sorry boys, but unfortunately for you all I have a strong stomach." Courtney boasted.
"Meh, I've eaten tons of weird food for my ViewTube channel, even cow dung." Chase countered. "I won't have to eat that will I?" He then widened his eyes, and asked the host.
"Let's begin the challenge!" Chris said, ignoring Chase completely. "First, some Hors d'oeuvres." He motioned to the dishes, as the covers were taken off, revealing some type of meat.
"What? All that brag just for some weird looking meatballs?" Chase said, as he was about to put one in his mouth.
"Well Technically, you're right Chase." The host corrected. "But these are kinda special."
"It's beef testicles, bourguignon!" Chef added, as the camera quickly cut to him. The camera flashed to a scene of a bull covering its eyes, crying on the ground.
"B-Beef Testicles!?" Chase quickly said, before dropping the meat back onto the plate.
The girls looked down at their plates, mildly cringing, as Damien and Cody gave each other worried looks.
"How did you even come up with this?" Damien asked, as he took a small bite out of one. Zee put one in his mouth, and shrugged, as Scott tried to force himself to bite down on one. Cody shed a small tear, as it immediately evaporated once it hit the meat.
"It's the hardest thing a man can do." Chris sadly told the camera.
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"Judging from the guys reaction, this was basically a freebie!" Priya excitedly told the camera.
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It returned to Courtney, easily eating hers, and the boys gasping as Eva scarfed them down with no problem.
"Big deal, just a little meatball." Courtney smugly grinned.
"You can say that again." Eva smirked, as the two briefly smiled at each other.
"What's wrong with you Dawn?" Zoey asked, as she began eating hers.
"I can't eat something like this, it violates my principles!" The aura-whisperer told them.
"Well, I don't wanna tell you to do that, but why don't you see it as a way of bridging the gap and getting the girls to bond, look at Courtney and Eva." Priya told her, motioning to the pair who seemed to be getting along.
"Forgive me, noble creature." The girl groaned, as she slowly started eating one.
Over the at the guys table, Zee and Scott had eaten most of their plate, before Damien winced. "Yeah, I can't do this!" He told his team.
"Well, looks like the guys lost this one. The first challenge goes to the female campers!" The host announced, as the girls broke out into a cheer.
"What the heck do you think you're doing? Are you trying to throw this!" Scott glared at Damien.
"Hey, I don't have to eat it if I don't want to, what's it to you?" Damien retorted back.
"What's it to me? How about-" Scott was about to say before the boys we're stopped by a whistle, the camera cut to Chris with an annoyed expression, and a whistle around his neck.
"Are we here to argue, or are we here to eat a series of revolting meals?" Chris narrowed his eyes at the boys table, putting his hands on his hips.
"Fine. "I guess." Damien and Scott said at the same time, the former scratching the back of his head and the latter rolling his eyes.
"You're right, we need to win." Damien said, offering a fist bump, to which Scott smiled and took.
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"That was a close one." Scott sighed in the confessional. "I can pick off all these losers when the time comes, but for now I should keep it in check.
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"I couldn't believe how quickly the guys made up." Zoey confessed, putting her finger on her chin and looking up. "If that was Eva and Courtney they'd probably have broken a window or two."
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"The score now stands at one for the girls, and zero for the guys." Chris informed, as the camera returned to him. "And now the next course in, the Brunch of Disgustingness!" Chris motioned over to the side, as the camera cut to Chef wheeling in a new dish, covered.
"Are you going to say it like that every time?" Courtney asked, as Chris just shrugged. "You guys like pizza?"
"Yes!" Cody cheered, putting his hands in the air, before widening his eyes. "Wait..what's the catch?" The Geek narrowed his eyes at the host.
"Oh nothing too serious." Chris said with a devious look, "just some live grasshoppers with tangy jellyfish sauce and live anchovies." He revealed, at the same time Chef opened the container, showing the dish as a dramatic chord played.
The camera faded to black, before returning to the mess hall as Chef placed down two full pizza's on each teams table. The girls took a slice with nervous looks, eyeing each other.
"Okay that, is just gross." Zoey put down her slice, looking away. "I don't think I can eat that."
"Oh yes you will!" Courtney said, grabbing her hand, before noticing a grasshopper on her shoulder, flinching and shuddering.
"Maybe I see your point, but we can take this one step at a time, okay?" Courtney changed her tone, as Zoey gave a slight smile and nodded.
Eva grabbed hers, and took a bite out of her slice, shuddering. "Whos next?" She turned to the other girls, as Dawn looked down at the dish with a sigh.
The camera flashed to the boys side, as Scott, Zee and Chase had just finished their pizza, the focus on Cody and Damien. Cody tapped his chin, before getting a smile on his face. He rolled up his pizza, and put it into his mouth quickly chewing and swallowing.
"Okay, still gross, but not as bad as it could've been." The Geek told them, with a weak laugh, before burping a little.
"Now it's just you, dude." Chase said, looking over to Damien, who creased at the plate.
The scene returned to the girls side, as Priya and Zoey looked over at Dawn. "Dawn, its just you left, come on!" Priya tried to encourage, as Dawn shook her head.
"I forsook my principles once when I ate in the last round, but eating live animals is a bridge I refuse to cross!" She tried to reason.
"We cannot lose out on the spa trip Dawn, please!" Courtney tried to plead.
The attention suddenly turned to the boys side, as Zee and Scott held down Damien, who was pleading. "No, no, please, come on guys!" He yelled.
"Chase, pass me the slice!" Cody asked, as Chase threw it to him, and Cody rolled it up, before putting it in his mouth.
"Sorry man, we had no choice." Cody tried to tell him, as Damien forcefully swallowed it.
"Okay...you know what, not-" Damien was about to say, before his face changed, and he ran outside and threw into a nearby bush.
"Well, he still ate it, so this round goes to the guys!" Chris announced, as the guys cheered and high fived. The girls turned their glances to Dawn, who groaned.
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"I was excited about the next dish." Chef said with a rare innocent smile in the confessional. "I made it from scratch." He finished as he moved to start scratching his behind.
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"Alright!" Chris rubbed his hands together. "Who's ready for the next course? Spaghetti!" He announced as Chef lifted the lids on the guys table, revealing the disgusting dish. "Well, actually, earthworms covered in snail slime sauce and hairballs."
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Damien went to say something in the confessional, but instead put one hand over his mouth, and the other hand over the camera.
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"No, I can't take it anymore!" Cody screamed, as he ran out of the messhall.
"I got this." Chase said to his teammates, as the camera quickly cut to Cody running down the stairs before being tackled by Chase. The Prankster then came back in with the Geek over his shoulder.
"Okay, I'm calm, I'm calm!" Cody said taking deep breaths, and picking up his fork.
"Well, I assume you're not going to eat this one either Dawn?" Courtney sighed, glancing over to the Moonchild.
Dawn simply shook her head. "I'm sorry, I cannot."
"Fine, as long as you put some skin it for the later dishes." Eva pointed a finger at her, attempting to keep her calm.
"As long as the dishes do not involve live animals, I will make every effort."
"That's good, let's show them some girl power guys!" Priya quickly encouraged, as Zoey clapped her hands.
"Okay well seeing as the girls are forfeiting this one." Chris said with an eyeroll. "The score is now two to one to the guys!" He motioned over to their table as they cheered.
"Bunch of babies." Chef scoffed and muttered under his breath.
"Alright everybody, time for course number four. No nine course meal would be complete without soup!" Chris added off camera, as the dish was unveiled. "Today's special is French bunion soup, with hangnail crackers!"
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"Where did they even get the idea for this?" Scott scoffed. "Chef's bathroom floor?"
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The camera cut back to the grossed out look of the girls, closing in on Zoey tapping her chin. "Wait, I'll be right back!" She ran out of the mess hall, returning with a funnel which she tossed to Courtney.
"Oh, I get it." The A Type smirked, putting the funnel in Eva's mouth, before pouring her soup down her throat.
"Gotta admit, I barely tasted it." Eva said, mildly impressed.
The footage skipped ahead to Chris, who pointed eagerly at the girls table. "And the girls tie it up at two all!" The girls broke out into a cheer, as Priya, Courtney and Eva patted Zoey on the shoulder, and Dawn gave her a thumbs up from the side.
"Only five more courses left. Bon, Appetit." Chris smiled, as the camera flashed to a montage.
You've gotta eat!
Chef chewed a piece of gum, before taking it out of his mouth, applying it to a giant ball of gum and placing it in front of Courtney
Eat to win! Don't let them gross you out! Don't let them push you down!
Chef now had a surgical mask and gloves on, squeezing a skunk's tail until the green liquid went into a cocktail shaker, he then began to shake it, before pouring what came out into a glass, adding a straw. Priya took a sip, before fainting onto the ground.
Stand up tall and say you can!
Chef had a devious smile on his face, holding a caulking gun, making a smiley face out of a silicone onto the heel of a flip flop. Chase began to try and eat the flip flop, falling onto the floor from the force he applied.
You've gotta eat! Eat to win! Ooooh, you gotta eat, Eat to win!
Chef was cutting up a rotten bell pepper, as Cody, Damien and Zee watched him work with a half hearted smile. Their faces then dropped as they saw Chef stirring up a pot, lifting up a crushed up can, a banana peel and a fish head in a ladle.
The montage ended, as the camera flashed to the campers looking very tired on their respective sides. "Wow, it's still tied up." Chris said in surprise. "We're down to the last course in the challenge! It's delicious, dolphin weiners!" Chris revealed as the lids were lifted. "Hot dogs, made of dolphin."
"D-Dolphins?" Dawn gasped.
"What? You said as long as it's not alive?" Eva growled at her, getting ready to eat it.
"But dolphins are arguably the most intelligent animals, we can't eat them!" She protested.
"Don't you dare throw this for us!" Eva said, getting in her face.
"No, I won't let you bully me into this!" Dawn called back.
"I'm with Dawn, I am not eating no dolphin." Damien added, from the other side.
"You've gotta be kidding me." Scott groaned.
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"I slave over a hot stove, cooking Dolphin! No appreciation!" Chef complained
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Chris looked at both tables, as Dawn and Damien folded their arms in protest. "Okay, enough!" He raised his hands in mild annoyance. "We'll solve this by having an eat off, well, sort of."
The camera flashed to show Zee and Eva standing by an array of shot glasses. "Whoever can drink the most shot glasses of fresh, delicious blended cockroach will be the winner! This unlikely satisfying blend of eight different cockroaches is vitamin rich for your blended lifestyle!" Chris spoke over Chef who was blending the cockroaches and then pouring them into the glasses.
"On your marks, get set, go!" Chris called out, as they took their first drink. Zee shrugged, as Eva shook her head slightly, before they moved onto the next. The camera flashed showing only a few glasses left, as Eva stopped, and Zee continued finishing off the last few.
"Zee wins!" Chris called out, as all the guys broke out into a cheer.
"Aw." Priya said, before looking at Eva. "Are you al-" She didn't get to finish before Eva threw up, and a live cockroach appeared in the vomit. Cody and Damien then proceeded to throw up at the sight, Priya and Zoey following, before Chef looked around the messhall with a mop in hand, the vomiting occurring off screen, as Chef then proceeded to hurl, followed by Chris who then put a hand to his neck, telling them to cut the camera.
The scene returned to the boys preparing to board the boat. "The guys are the big winners today, and the girls go their separate ways." Chris narrated, as the girls headed to their cabin, Eva going on the opposite side of the other girls. "New definitive cliques have been cemented, for now. What shocking surprises are in store for our campers next week as they head for the big merge? Tune in, on Total, Drama, Island!"
(Fade to black)
(End credits)
Author Note
Well, figured a nice way to end all our weeks would be with Episode 14 being uploaded! So yeah, like in canon the guys win because its kind of needed for the plot reasons on the girls side. This one could've honestly gone either way, seeing as Priya, Eva, Courtney, Zee and Scott are all people I could see doing very well in an eating challenge. Anyway, that's all for now, toodles!
Elimination Order
22nd - Max (The Super Villain)
21st - Ezekiel (The Homeschooled Guy)
20th - Anne-Maria (The Jersey Shore Reject)
19th - Leonard (The LARPer)
18th - Izzy (The Psycho Hose Beast)
17th - Tyler (The Jock Who Sucks at Sports)
16th - Sam (The Game Junkie)
15th - Jasmine (The Outbacker)
14th - Beth (The Wannabe)
13th - MK (The Schemer)
12th - Dave (The Normal Guy)
11th - Julia (The Influencer)