Hell-Heaven Battle of the Insanity
"That fight between you and Sammy was something else, Lily." Droy commented as he, Team Shadow Gear, and Gajeel are walking together with the Clock Piece they found.
"Yeah, I've never seen two Exceeds go at it before. It was nuts." Jet agreed.
"I wasn't sure if the fight was either adorable or fierce, maybe both?" Hiyori confused of the feeling.
"Either way, there's so few of the Exceeds around, it's a shame you guys can't be friends." Levy said as she turns her head to look at little Panther Lily.
"He's a rather impertinent fellow, I'm afraid." Panther Lily said.
"While we're on the subject…" Droy said with his eyes turning to the back.
"Yeah, what's the big deal? Why has Sammy been following us?" Jet wondered.
Samuel has been following Gajeel's group ever since the battle and getting the face Clock Piece from that weird sacred temple, they didn't seem to mind since he hasn't done anything to them yet though Zentopia Exceed could still be planning on getting that Clock Piece.
"Because he's a stubborn fool." Panther Lily stated.
"I am not a fool, and I am not following you, I am merely observing you." Samuel explained his reason.
"Then maybe there is still something you want to talk to Lily about." Hiyori guessed.
"You are correct, there actually has been something in my mind that's bothering me but I can't say with utter certainty. I hope you don't mind a moment, brother." Samuel requested, still calling Panther Lily his big brother.
(With Erza's Group)
Erza's group have just left the ancient library with the leg of the Clock Piece going back through the path they came from, and now they are bringing Astraea along to show Ikaros and Nymph another Angeloid like them.
"Oh, look!" Erza smiled upon seeing an empty chair.
"There's a table up ahead that's practically begging us to take a break!" Erza suggested of having another attempt of her picnic.
"Sounds good to me! Wanna go ahead and have lunch while we're stopped?" Wendy asked.
"Yes, yes, please say we can!" Astraea excited.
"Yeah, that's fine with me, I guess…" Cana agreed, though sounded a little unease.
"But why're we wearing these ridiculous Butt Jiggle Gang uniforms?!" Cana asked freaking out and embarrassed as Wendy is while they sway their butts side to side.
"More importantly, why do we happen to have one in my size?" Carla asked also wearing the inform.
"Erza only told me it was to help "conquer the butt for the white kitty" and promised food." Astraea mentioned.
"Conquer the what?" Cana confused.
"What we're doing is Preparation is salvation!" Erza smiled.
"What in the world could we possibly be preparing for?!" Carla asked complaining and feeling weird that she wants to take off the uniform right now.
"Oh, I know! It's to help her destroy a tree with her butt!" Astraea guessed childish and wrong.
"But why would I want to do that?" Carla asked.
"No, not quite. Simply, I think this might help you overcome the trauma you've experienced, Carla." Erza explained her plan, thinking that doing what Carla hates might help her get over the fear.
"I dunno how this'll help, but it is kinda fun!" Wendy smiled, blushing a bit.
"I'm a little disturbed that you guys are so into this…" Cana commented, wondering why Erza even have these skintight suits in the first place.
"Listen up! If we're going to make a second attempt at the first picnic of our lives, then both our minds and our bodies need to be as one!" Erza declared strongly while they each strike a pose.
"Yeah, whatever you say…" Cana still weirded out from this.
"I'm scared to have another picnic!" Wendy cried a little, remembering how the first picnic attempt was before arriving at the library.
"What happened? Were you were attacked by wolves and mean bandits riding on giant mouses tried forcing you to leave the area?" Astraea asked curious.
"You're right on the second part, except for the giant mouses. Those bandits made of mess of our picnic as things didn't really work out in our favor." Carla said looking a little sad.
"Now, let's dig in, ladies!" Erza declared the start of the picnic.
"Yay! I'm excited to eat!" Astraea cheered.
"Don't even think about it, hussy!" A man shouted. Revealing themselves to be large and very overweighted men with jiggling man-breasts.
"Get lost! This place is our picnic spot!" The other man with black hair proclaimed.
"Hey, anyone want some mayo?" The third fat man offered.
"I'm sorry, but who are you nobodies?" Astraea asked.
"Nobodies?! I have you know that you're the ones who are the nobodies because of how you girls let yourselves get skinny because of a stupid thing called dieting. But not us because…"
"We're the Jugs Jiggles Gang!" The three odd fat men introduced himself.
"No way! They've got bigger boobs than me and they're men?!" Wendy gasped in horror that she has been outdone by men now too as Carla shaking in fear.
"But wait, if you have boobs then aren't you three really females?" Astraea confused.
"You can't just barge into our territory; there are rules, you know?" The jug leader proclaimed.
"Rule one number is skinny girls can't picnic here!" The Lacky jug guy A stated.
"But I'd be happy to share my mayo with you!" Lacky jug guy B offered.
"Not allow… to eat…?" Astraea gasped in horror, and clutches her fists.
"Look out you guys, I think Erza's about to explode." Cana warned as she can feel the anger coming off from Erza.
"I even put another flower in my hair!" Erza growled.
However, the jug thugs never got the chance to even reach the picnic table to start bullying the girls by eating their food because Astraea blitzed them with punches sending them into the air and she catches them all stacking on top of each other with one hand.
"Forbidding others to eat wonderful food just because you says so? I cannot forgive such a deep sin like that!" Astraea angered that scares the fat men.
They tried begging her to put them down, but she wouldn't hear any of it and threw a powerful punch so hard that they were sent flying thousands of feet into the sky until they could no longer be seen.
"Oh my goodness, I think Astraea just saved our picnic!" Carla shocked.
"That was amazing, way to go!" Wendy cheered.
"Thank you, now I can finally have my first picnic with my friends and you!" Erza thanked with tears of joy streaming from her eyes like waterfall.
"As long as I can have some food, then I'm happy to help!" Astraea smiled back.
"In that case, when we get back to the guild then you can have all the delicious and wonderful food you want!" Erza promised making Astraea gasp of excitement and drooling too.
"Now come on, let's have that picnic!" Erza declared.
"Yeah!" The rest of the girls agreed.
(With the Strauss Siblings)
Mirajane is starting to wake up from her unconscious state and saw Lisanna with her face looking in total shock, same with Elfman as he is watching the same thing the youngest sister is watching.
"Lisanna, Elfman." Mirajane said softly, but her two younger siblings were able to hear her.
"Mira! You're awake, thank goodness!" Elfman smiled relief.
"What's going on?" Mirajane asked as she slowly sat up with her siblings helping her.
"Well, that girl we found really turned out to be an Angeloid as we first thought, and that hand-stick woman stole you Satan Soul form." Elfman started explaining.
"And now both are fighting in an intense battle, what's more freaky is that the angeloid girl is actually holding her own against your form and might even be stronger too!" Lisanna added more of the explanation.
"Wait, what?" Mirajane shocked.
"AAAAHHH! Why don't you just go down!" Mary shouted in rage.
Mirajane finally looks up seeing the battle with her own eyes and is shocked of seeing what her younger siblings just told her was true.
(Music: Mad Laugh Riot, Rooster Teeth Death Battle Series, Brandon Yates)
Chaos is laughing of excitement while dodging some dark magic blasts from the controlled Satan Soul as it tries to get in closer to the little girl, then it made a sharp turn opposite of Chaos as they're about to meet.
"Oh!" Chaos surprised to see monster lady coming at her.
Satan Soul threw a mighty punch with demonic magical energy that seems to hit her though Chaos was able to block that and was only push back about three feet.
"Wow, you're really strong! I'm feeling so much fun!" Chaos smiled.
"You won't think like that once you're a bloody mess!" Mary angered as she waves her hand-wand around for the Satan Soul to move on her command.
The Satan Soul growls as it charges and this time, Chaos charges in too as they clash their strikes and flew past each other until the Satan Soul grab her ankle with the tail and pulls her in for a punch to the face sending her flying over a few dozen feet.
"Wow!" Chaos smiled as she stopped herself and smile widely.
"That punch was so good! It hurt though not as much as I thought, but it was still cool!" Chaos laughed exciting.
Chaos charges at Satan Soul that fires a magical dark beam though she dodges and flew around the beam to get closer and strike the Satan Soul with a mighty punch right on the stomach, this causes the controlled monster to gasp in pain and a slap on the face sending it downward.
The Satan Soul roars in rage unleashing a barrage of dark red magical energy balls at the little crazy angel girl who laughs and flies around.
Chaos notice that some of them are getting real close to her, so she decided to counter with her own long-range attacks hoping to make this a little more fun.
"Okay, let see how you like this!" Chaos said while smacking four of the magical attacks away.
"I think she's about to do something." Elfman alerted his sisters.
Chaos giggles putting her hands outward on each side, and both burst into black flames with red and yellow colors on the inside, then she throws a couple dozens of the black fireballs at the Satan Soul that dodges and blast away the black fireballs.
"Whoa!" Lisanna gasped as one fireball landed near them about over twenty feet.
"She can use fire magic, but those flames are unusual." Lisanna noticed the colors.
"Yeah, almost like their tainted with evil or something dark." Elfman commented.
"Hey, I just thought of a fun idea! I'll use my… Black Heaven Fire on my hands to burn and punch you at the same time! Doesn't that sound fun?" Chaos asked.
"I gotta say, this kid is really something else. Almost reminding of someone like… me!" Mary surprised with a smirk.
Chaos charges at Satan Soul fast catching it off guard to throw a flaming punch right across the face making a burned mark bruise on the cheek, but the Satan Soul just roars in rage throwing some dark punches of its own and the two start trading blows onto each other though Chaos is landing more hits on her opponent and just laughs whenever she is hit by Satan Soul.
"I don't really know if we should be bringing this girl along after this." Elfman said.
"I mean, this girl just scares me to shit and the way she laughs like she's enjoying the pain on both herself and on her opponent." Elfman pointed out of how dangerous this girl could be.
"No kidding, it's like she came straight out from a horror story of Hell." Lisanna commented.
"Maybe so, but I can tell that girl doesn't truly mean us harm." Mirajane said as she looks on.
"What makes you say that?" Lisanna asked.
"I don't know exactly; I just feel it inside of me like something is telling me that we should be close to her." Mirajane explained though a little confuse herself on this as well.
"Black Heaven Arrow Gatling!" Chaos unleashed a barrage of black flamed arrows at Satan Soul.
Satan Soul growls while dodging more of them though a couple did manage to hit her body causing explosions upon impact, but the demonic form of Mirajane still charges at Chaos.
"Let see how you let this!" Mary started to get annoyed of this.
Satan Soul charges up a big magical energy ball about little bigger than its own body and threw it right at Chaos who is looked amazes of the powerful attack that is coming at her.
"Be careful! That can seriously hurt you!" Mirajane warned.
"Don't worry, I'm having the most fun I had in… Just now, I guess!" Chaos smiled.
Chaos flew right up to the magical energy ball with her bladed wings expanding a little bigger to act as shields to block the demonic magic attack, it was a struggle for the first moment until the nun Angeloid was able to push it back that it was sent into the ocean outside of the empty lake.
"Oh, that's a big boom!" Chaos impressed.
"You should pay more attention!" Mary smirked as she got Satan Soul right behind the little twerp.
"Look out!" Mirajane shouted as Lisanna and Elfman grew worried.
Chaos turns around to see the monster-looking woman though that was all she could do when a fist rammed right through her stomach with her eyes widen a little.
"Normally, I don't like picking on kids, but if you're the same as those other angel freaks and standing in Zentopia's way then that makes you a sinner that must, like, punish." Mary stated.
"Oh crap, she got punch so hard that she's fading!" Elfman shocked.
"I can't believe she would even be willing to kill a child! How could Zentopia actually approval of this?" Lisanna horrified of this.
"Wait, did you just say fading?" Mirajane asked.
Upon looking at Chaos again, they notice that she is not reacting to the punch through the stomach at all and her body is fading into nothing.
"Wow, that punch was a good one! Would've definitely hurt me if it actually hit me." Chaos impressed as she appears behind the Satan Soul.
"What the fuck?! You're still alive, was that some kind of illusion?" Mary asked shock.
"Yeah, what you hit was a fake. But I bet it was fun making you think you actually killed me." Chaos laughed.
"You dare make a fool of me!" Mary angered.
"Now I really want you dead!" Mary waved her hand-wand getting the Satan Soul to attack again.
But Chaos reacted faster than the controlled monster woman can attack throwing a flaming punch to the gut making it gasp in pain, Chaos flew backward leaving the black fire behind.
"Evil Comet Explosion!" Chaos crossed her arms together in front and threw them upward causing the fire to expand and explode engulfing the Satan Soul.
(Music End)
"Hey wait, I just thought of something. What would if the girl destroys Mira's Satan Soul?" Elfman asked realizing that.
"I guess I would lose the form forever since it was force out of me!" Mirajane guessed seeing her Satan Soul falls next to Mary.
"Hey, your name is Chaos, right?" Lisanna called out getting the girl's attention.
"Could you not destroy that monster woman? She's actually my big sister's transformation magic and that one with the hand stick stole it from her." Lisanna explained and pointing at Mary.
"Huh, a stolen transformation?" Chaos confused and turned to Mary.
"Is that true? You stole that monster from her?" Chaos asked.
"Yeah, I did to kick their assess and beat them near death." Mary answered.
"I see, now that I know this fight isn't fun anymore." Chaos glared down at Mary that send shivers down her spine.
Suddenly Chaos vanished from view which confuses Mary until she is suddenly gut punch really hard by Chaos causing the older woman to fall down unconscious and dropping her wand. This causes the Satan Soul to scream before suddenly being brought back right into Mirajane.
"My Satan Soul, I got it back!" Mirajane relieved and her siblings are happy too.
"Did I do good?" Chaos asked as she flies up to them.
"Yes, you did really good." Mirajane smiled petting Chaos' head which made her smile.
KO a new chapter is done and hope you all enjoy it!
Bet you weren't expecting Chaos to lay the beatdown onto Mirajane's Satan Soul that was taken by Mary, but that really happened and even knocked out Mary with a single punch before she could commit the Third part of her Command Magic.
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