The camera focuses on Chris standing at the end of the Dock of Shame. "Last time on Total Drama Island." The scene cuts to flashbacks of the previous episode. "The teams were tasked with building themselves a fort, from which they'd have to fight each other. Team Checkmate somehow misheard me, and instead built a giant robot. Not gonna lie, it looked cool, but it wasn't a fort. Team Golden Lion fought back against them with their own robot, who nearly got absorbed by Ben. Fortunately, her team also has a ghost, who punched a kindergartener. Great going there Danny. And what were Team Power Mouse doing all this time? Hiding in their base because most of them had stomach aches after eating so much junk food at breakfast. That was Pepper Ann's suggestion, and now she's gone."
The scene cuts back to Chris on the dock. "Who will man up? Who will wimp out? And most importantly, who will be sending someone home? Find out right here, right now, on Total Drama Island."
Intro song plays.
The teams sat around the tables in the Mess Hall, three days after the previous elimination. "Second twice in a row? That sucks," said Buttercup.
"Eh, could be worse," said Elliott. "It just means we haven't lost a player yet."
"That could mean that the other teams will have it out for us though," said Tulip.
"Look, if we keep our heads down, and don't get in the way of the other teams, we should be okay to get through the game relatively unscathed," said Dexter.
"To hell with that, I want to win," said Ben.
"As much as I object to agree with someone else, outright winning would be nice every once in a while," said Mandy.
"Yeah, maybe the next prize will be something good," said Jessica.
"I wouldn't be counting on it," said Mandy.
"But what if Chris is keeping all the really good prizes for later in the competition?" asked Steven.
"Well then, he won't be bringing them out yet," said Tulip. "We're only three challenges in. Dexter's right, staying under the radar isn't a bad plan."
Confession Cam: Tulip
"I've been trying to figure out my team's strengths and weaknesses, to make sure we get as far as possible without an elimination. Ben, Buttercup, and Steven having superpowers is great, me and Dexter are smart. Mandy's…terrifying. All fairly useful skills. Unfortunately, Elliott and Jessica greatly overestimate what they can do, so as long as we don't bring attention to them being our weakest links, we should be good…I've just jinxed it, haven't I?"
Meanwhile…
"Alright guys, let's get another win out there today," said Lincoln, standing at the head of the table.
"Who made you the leader?" asked Korra, glaring.
"Guys, please don't start this again," said Danny with a sigh. "There is no team captain, we decided on that days ago."
"Only because the vote was a tie, since Jenny voted for herself," snapped Korra.
"I mean, I am one of the strongest players on the team," said Jenny.
"She has a point you know," said Arnold, continuing to try and eat his breakfast.
"Oh, don't you start," said Lincoln.
"No, like, she's literally the strongest," said Arnold. "She's bench-pressing the table as we speak. With us still sitting at it."
"Let me know if it's a problem for you guys," said Jenny, continuing to bench-press the table with ease.
"Oh, I'd better go feed Pony," said Annie, grabbing some of her extra food and heading outside.
"I'll come with," said Eliza, jumping up after her.
"You know you don't have to do this right?" asked Annie.
"I know, there's just…something I want to talk to you about," said Eliza. "I was wondering if…you know, you'd be in an alliance with me?"
"But Eliza, we're already on the same team," said Annie.
"Yeah, for now," said Eliza. "But eventually, the teams are gonna merge, and when that happens, we're going to need a vote we can rely on to stop us getting eliminated."
"…do you actually think we're going to make it to the merge?" asked Annie.
"If we continue to work together, absolutely," said Eliza.
Confession Cam: Eliza
"So, I don't know if we're actually going to get that far, but at the very least, having a friend won't hurt. Especially a friend with a horse. That'll make find the camp sasquatch so much easier. I've already found some likely hiding spots, but traversing them on foot is going to prove exceedingly difficult. At the very least, I can finally have a friend my own age."
"So what do you say? Alliance?" asked Eliza, stretching out her hand.
Annie stared at her hand for a moment, before grasping it. "Alliance," said Annie.
"Alliance," said Pony, putting his hoof on top of Annie and Eliza's hands.
"Pony, you're technically not in the competition," said Annie.
"Oh, right," said Pony. "But hey, now we have a new friend."
"Yeah, we do," said Annie, putting her hand around Eliza's shoulders. Eliza smiled at the gesture.
Meanwhile…
"So, we lost the last challenge," said Kevin. "But that's okay, we can bounce back. We've got the best teamwork out of everyone. We can rise up and win again."
"Or at least come second," said Kim. "I mean, do we really need another bout of food poisoning from our prize?"
"I don't know, it doesn't look like the Golden Lions have gotten food poisoning from the cardboard cutouts," said Luz. "Unless…" Luz turned to face the Golden Lion's table. "Hey, have you guys gotten food poisoning from those Chris cardboard cutouts?"
"Uh…no?" said Korra, stumped by the question.
"Yeah, didn't think so," said Luz, turning back to her own team. "Korra says they haven't gotten food poisoning from the cardboard cutouts."
"Yeah, we heard her," said Dipper.
"Why are you guys so worried?" asked Star dismissively. "We have magic on our side." To illustrate her point, Star waved her wand, causing a rainbow to come out of it, which fell to the floor with a crash.
"Um…aren't rainbows supposed to be made of light?" asked Jake.
"And I should point out we have two magic users on this team," said Luz. "And that still didn't exactly help us, did it?"
"It depends if you call what you do magic," said Star.
Confession Cam: Luz
"Well, I officially don't like Star."
"Mikey, you're a bit quiet this morning," said Kevin, looking to the youngest member of the team.
"Oh, just still surprised I wasn't the one kicked out when we lost," said Mikey. "I mean, I didn't really help, and PA was a seventh grader. How did she get eliminated and I didn't?"
"Because it was her idea to gorge ourselves," said Jake. "You weren't party to that."
"It was actually your idea to gorge yourselves," said Kim. "It was just PA's idea to do it before a challenge."
"Yeah, but still…" started Jake.
"Guys, no fighting," said Kevin, stepping in. "We'll need to work together if we're going to win the next challenge. Mikey, don't fret. We'll find something you're good at soon enough, and you'll prove yourself a real asset to the team."
"Thanks Kevin," said Mikey, as the loudspeaker crackled to life.
"Contestants, meet me on the outskirts of the woods for today's challenge," said Chris. "And be prepared for it to be rough, since I don't think any of you are good to be able to get through it easily."
"Getting through it easily?" asked Steven. "Could we be getting an easy challenge this time?"
"I would not be counting on that," said Dexter. "This man has so far shown he has no problem with giving us impossible challenges."
"Are you still salty he called your robot a pile of garbage?" asked Tulip.
"The man clearly has no taste," said Dexter, as they set off for the meeting point.
Soon, all the contestants had gathered where Chris was waiting for them. "Hello campers," he said. "Today's challenge is simple enough: get through this cave." Chris indicated the cave just behind him.
"Sounds easy enough," sad Eliza.
"I know, right?" asked Chris. "Fortunately, I made it far more difficult, especially if you're stupid."
"So my team will be fine then?" asked Dexter.
"Maybe, maybe not, we shall see," said Chris. "You see, there may only be one entrance and one exit to this cave, but throughout it there are various checkpoints. At each of these checkpoints, there are two routes. Both will end up back on the main path, but one path will be easy, one will be hard. To take the easy route, you will need to answer a simple trivia question."
"Simple trivia question?" asked Kim.
"Oh, did I say simple?" asked Chris. "I meant stupidly difficult."
"Of course you did," said Dipper with a sigh.
"Anyway, if you cannot answer the simply difficult trivia question, you will need to pass through the hard route," said Chris. "As a general rule, that path will require brute strength to get through."
"Well, that's fortunate for us then," said Elliott. "Dexter's smart, Buttercup's strong. If one can't do it, the other can."
"Are you implying one of us can't handle their respective path?" asked Dexter.
"What? Nonono, I just meant…" said Elliott, backing away from Dexter and Buttercup's withering glances.
"Well, don't worry guys," said Jenny. "I'm plenty smart and strong enough to handle either path."
"And what about the rest of us?" asked Korra accusingly.
"I mean, if you know an answer, by all means…" started Jenny, backing away from her angry team.
"Wow, was not expecting drama amongst the teams before we even began," said Chris, legitimately surprised. "Anyway, the first team to cross the finish line on the other side wins…uh…Chef, what's the prize this time?"
"You haven't made up a prize yet," said Chef.
"I guess I'll find something while you guys compete," said Chris. "Okay, if there are no questions…"
"Actually…" said Danny, raising his hand.
"Excellent," said Chris, pulling out his airhorn. "The race begins…" Chris gave one quick blast from his airhorn. "Now." The three teams ran into the cave, vying to keep in the lead.
"I say we try for the easy route first," said Tulip. "If we can't answer it in, say, ten seconds, we take the other path."
"Sounds fine to me," said Dexter.
"Yeah, if you like to be boring," scoffed Buttercup.
Confession Cam: Buttercup
"I came on this show because I was told there'd be things to punch. Why is there a lack of things to punch?
It wasn't long before the teams reached the first checkpoint. "Okay campers, your first question," said Chris from a TV screen. "Identify the artist behind this painting." The screen cut, to show a picture of Chris wearing overalls and a suit jacket while holding a pitchfork, and Chef wearing a colonial print apron, with the two standing in front of a house.
"Of this specific painting, or what you guys are clearly parodying?" asked Dipper. "Because this is…" Before he could say anything else, there was a loud buzzing sound.
"Dipper, for saying this is a parody and not a completely original painting that was inspired by nothing, your team now has to take the hard path," said Chris.
"Great going Dipper," said Jake, as the group took the path to the left.
"Well, since this is obviously American Gothic, the answer must be Grant Wood," said Arnold, which was greeted with another loud buzzing sound.
"Sorry, no dice," said Chris, again pointing to the hard path.
Confession Cam: Chris
"Of course we didn't have Grant Wood paint this. He's been dead about 80 years, and necromancy's just so expensive these days."
"So, wait, if it's not the original artist, how are supposed to…" started Tulip.
"Wait, look, in the corner of the painting," said Elliott, running up to the screen. "It's signed by someone named…Woody…Grant?"
A ding sounded as Elliott finished talking. "Correct-amando, Team Checkmate," said Chris. "Feel free to head on down the easy path." The team cheered for a moment as they began down the path.
Meanwhile…
"Well, this isn't so bad," said Kevin. "A bit steep, but nothing too bad yet."
"Kevin, why would you say that out loud?" asked Luz, as the cave started vibrating.
"Great, now there's boulders to deal with," sighed Kevin, as a large rock rolled into sight. "Everyone take cover."
"It's fine, I got this," said Star, running ahead of the group. "Syrup Tsunami Shockwave!" A large wave of syrup erupted from Star's wand, hitting the boulder…
…and not slowing it down at all. "Uh oh…" said Star, as the boulder (now extremely sticky from the syrup) ran through the group, entrapping the entire team as it rolled down the path.
"Hey, is that…" started Arnold.
"Don't think, just dodge," said Korra, flattening herself against the wall, grabbing Arnold and Annie as she did so. On the other side of the path, the rest of the team were doing the same.
The boulder flew past them, with Team Power Mouse screaming as they rolled down the slope. "See you guys at the finish line," said Jenny mockingly, as the team got back on the path and started back up the slope.
Meanwhile, at the bottom of the slope…
"Really Star? Syrup? That was your great idea?" demanded Kim.
"Sorry, it's normally more destructive than that," said Star. "It's okay, I'll stop the next obstacle."
"Assuming we can get unstuck from the rock," said Dipper.
"One sec, I got this," said Jake, transforming into a dragon and punching the rock, shattering it into tiny pieces.
"Come on guys, the other teams aren't that far ahead, we can still catch up," said Mikey, as the team set off again.
Meanwhile…
"There's the next checkpoint," said Steven. "And…Team Golden Lion are already here?"
"Wait, how are you guys only just arriving if you got the easy route?" asked Lincoln.
Confession Cam: Chris
"I may have neglected to mention: the hard route is shorter, it's just more dangerous. The easy route is just hazard free, AKA boring."
"Whatever, what's the question?" asked Dexter. "Let's get this over with."
"Okay teams, your next question is…" said Chris on the TV screen. "The popular fictional pirate Long John Silver comes from…"
"Treasure Island," blurted out Eliza.
"…if I'm allowed to finish," said Chris. "The popular fictional pirate Long John Silver comes from the novel Treasure Island by R. L. Stevenson. What does the L in his name stand for?"
"WHAT?!" yelled Eliza. "Why would you even bring up the character's name if THAT was the question?"
"To see if any of you would fall for it," said Chris. "Which you did. Thank you for that Eliza, your team can take the hard route now."
"Great going Eliza," said Danny as the group headed up the hard route.
"Well, in relation to the question," said Tulip. "The answer is Louis."
A dinging sound emitted from the TV. "Correct again Checkmate, head on down the easy path." The team cheered as they made their way down the easy path.
As Team Checkmate left, Team Power Mouse arrived at in the same room. "Look, we're about to catch up," said Mikey. "Chris, what's the question?"
"Okay, here goes," said Chris, reading the card. "The popular fictional pirate…"
"Pirate?!" yelled Star. "Where? I'll take 'em. CUPCAKE BLAST!" A stream of cupcakes flew out of Star's wand, destroying everything in sight. Including the TV Chris was on.
"Great going Star, now we don't know what the question was going to be," said Jake.
"…you don't think we can just sneak down the easy path, do you?" asked Luz, walking towards it. As she was about to enter it, a steel door slammed down in front of it, causing her to jump back with a yell.
"Did you really think it was going to be that easy to get to go down the easy path?" asked Chris's voice, coming from a second TV that lowered from the cave's ceiling. "Well anyway, since Star decided to destroy the other TV, you guys are taking the hard path.
"Damn it Star, just calm down a bit," said Kim as they made their way up the hard path.
"He said pirates though," said Star.
"FICTIONAL pirate," said Kevin. "Meaning it wasn't even a real pirate. And even if it was, it's just a question about one, there's not one actually present."
"Well how was I supposed to know that?" demanded Star.
"Maybe from the fact we can't see a pirate present," said Luz.
"…it's just hiding?" suggested Star.
"Look, Star, you're great and all, but maybe from now on just stand back and let the rest of us handle the challenge," said Kevin. "We don't want to send someone else home."
"Ugh, fine," said Star. "I'll be boring…for now."
Meanwhile…
"It's the next room," said Elliott. "And…Golden Lion beat us again?"
"How do you keep doing that?" asked Ben.
"Who cares?" asked Mandy, putting something in her pocket. "Chris, the question."
"Okay campers, your question," said Chris, picking up the next card. "Identify which country's flag this is." The screen then cut to a red flag with a yellow sun in the middle.
"Err…Japan?" suggested Korra.
"Wow, surprised you even know what that is," said Chris. "But no, not even close. Hard route for you guys."
"Why did you even guess that?" asked Jenny.
"I don't know…" said Korra as they ran down the hard path.
"Well then…the actual answer is Kyrgyzstan," said Dexter.
"Correct again Checkmate," said Chris. "Or at least, I think that's how it's pronounced. I'm also 90% sure the intern who wrote this card just smacked their hand against the keyboard a couple of times and called it a day. Still, that's what it looks like, so…wait, where'd you go?" Chris looked around, noticing that the team had already left. "Oh well, Power Mouse is here now to get the question wrong."
"Don't be so sure about that," said Kevin. "Bring it on, we'll…"
"The answer is pie," said Star giddily.
"Uh, I haven't even read you the question yet," said Chris.
"Don't care, we're locking it in," said Star.
"No we are no…" started Kevin.
"Too late, locked in," said Chris. "And it's wrong. Hard path for you."
"That's weird, pie's normally the answer to everything," said Star, as the team began making their way up the hard path.
"Maybe just let Kevin handle the questions from now on," suggested Dipper.
"Ugh, fine," said Star.
Confession Cam: Star
"I'm getting the feeling my team doesn't want me helping. Well, that's fine, maybe I'll just stop helping at all."
Meanwhile…
"King Edward III," said Tulip, which was greeted was a ding of approval.
"Qui coupe le fromage?" said Dexter, shuddering as his answer was received with a ding.
"78.561," said Mandy, which was met with a ding of approval.
"Wow Mandy, how'd you get that?" asked Steven.
"It was a lucky guess," said Mandy with a shrug.
Confession Cam: Mandy
"It wasn't. Chris just knows what will happen if I'm…disappointed."
Meanwhile…
"Nickelback?" suggested Lincoln, earning him a buzz of disapproval.
"Thomas Edison?" said Danny, getting another failure buzz.
"Uh…Cats?" suggested Arnold, also getting buzzed.
"Well, look on the bright side," said Jenny as they hurried up yet another steep path. "We're never far behind Team Checkmate, so either they're very unfit, or…" Jenny paused for a moment, before seeming to scan the floor beneath them. "Ah…that makes sense."
"What is it, Jenny?" asked Eliza.
"This is the shorter path, the other path is just safer," said Jenny.
"So this path…" started Annie.
"Balances out the length of their path by having constant hazards, yes," said Jenny. "Speaking of which…" As she finished speaking, Jenny casually raised her hand to face a nearby wall, and fired a laser out of it. The wall collapsed, revealing the remains of a spiked wall behind it. "Okay, let's go win this."
Meanwhile…
"Wow, we're getting through these questions pretty easily," said Dipper. "But why are not catching up to the other teams?"
"Maybe they're getting the questions wrong?" suggested Luz.
"Possibly," said Dipper. "But don't Checkmate have a child supergenius on their side? Surely he's kept them on the good path."
"Hey, if we're keeping the danger to a minimum, I'm fine with whatever," said Kevin.
"Which is so BORING!" complained Star. "Can't we just fail one question, just to…"
"No Star," said Kevin. "We don't know how close we are to the finish line, or how far we are behind the others. Better to just play it safe and catch up."
"Aww, please?" asked Star.
"No Star," said Kevin more forcefully. "Now stay quiet for a moment, we're at the next checkpoint."
"Hey guys," said Chris on the screen. "You'll be happy to know the other teams only left this room about ten second ago, so you're about to catch up."
"That's great news," said Kevin. "What's the question?"
"Your question is…" began Chris.
"THE ANSWER IS THE CITY OF CHICAGO!" yelled Star, overenthusiastically.
"STAR! I told you to stay quiet," snapped Kevin.
"And I told you I was bored, so there," said Star, sticking out her tongue.
"You know what's funny?" asked Chris. "The actual question was 'what musical is the song All That Jazz from?' But since Star gave a slightly incorrect answer…"
"NO!" yelled Kim as the buzzer sounded.
The entire team turned to face Star, none looking too happy. "Ahh…oops," is all she managed to say.
"Ugh, just…come on," said Kevin, leading the team up the path.
"Star, I hope you know that if we lose, you're going next," said Jake.
"Jake, let's not think like that," said Mikey. "Maybe the other teams are struggling on the last question and we can catch up."
Meanwhile…
"Okay campers, congratulations on making it to the final question," said Chris as Teams Checkmate and Golden Lion arrived at the checkpoint. "And as a bonus, I've made it the easiest question of all."
"Oh boy, what is it?" asked Jessica.
"What is my favourite colour?" asked Chris.
The contestants stared at him in shock for a moment. "Uh…can we discuss this for a moment?" asked Steven.
"I mean, you can, but it's pretty obvious," said Chris, as the two teams present got into a huddle.
"Have you guys got any ideas on what it could be?" asked Tulip. "Has he mentioned anything that we weren't paying attention to?"
"Not that I've noticed," said Elliott. "But he did say it's obvious. Maybe it's, like, his eye colour or something?"
"It's worth a shot," said Ben. "It doesn't look like the other guys know it either, so worst case we can guess first and go down the hard path first. We should end up any worse than second."
"Okay, great, let's see what colour his eyes are," said Buttercup, looking up at the screen, only to see Chris was now wearing a pair of sunglasses.
"Well? I'm waiting," said Chris.
"Okay, new plan," said Jessica, breaking away from the huddle. "Is it blue?" The response was met with a loud buzzing noise.
"What about green?" asked Danny, only to also be met with a buzz.
"How can both of you be wrong?" demanded Chris. "And what's worse, Team Power Mouse are right…" The last team arrived in the room with the others. "…here."
"Alright, we caught up," said Jake, fist pumping the air.
"Technically, you're still in last since both of them got this very simple last question wrong, and they for some reason haven't started up the hard path," said Chris. "Seriously, who doesn't know my favourite colour?"
"Is it pink?" asked Star, only to be met with a buzz.
"HOW ARE YOU ALL WRONG?!" snapped Chris. "Seriously, it's 'limed spruce', like my shirt."
Confession Cam: Luz
"How the hell were we supposed to guess that?"
"So, because none of you know a good thing when you see it, you're all going up the hard path, and I'm making it extra hard," said Chris. "Chef, the lava, if you please."
"LAVA?!" cried Kim. "Are you kidding?"
"Actually Chris, the producers were very insistent that we don't use lava," said Chef. "You know, after the interns that tested it melted?"
"Ugh, fine, what do we have?" asked Chris.
"We have acid," said Chef, holding a vat of something.
"That'll do nicely," said Chris with an obvious note of glee in his voice. "Now, get moving you lot, there's an elimination and a prize on the line still."
"Come on guys, let's move, said Lincoln, leading his team up the path, followed closely by the members of the other two teams.
"He wouldn't use real acid on us, would he?" asked Annie.
"After the last couple of days, I'm not ruling anything out," said Buttercup.
"There's no way he'd…" started Mikey. "What's that sound?"
"INCOMING!" yelled Steven, immediately putting up his shield to protect his team.
"Up you come," said Jenny, grabbing Annie and Eliza and getting into the air, while Danny grabbed Lincoln and Korra grabbed Arnold.
"Have we anything?" asked Dipper desperately.
"I've got a hover glyph that could work," said Luz.
"For how long?" asked Dipper.
"…about three seconds," said Luz.
"…well, it'll have to do," said Dipper.
"Okay, this only works on falling objects," said Luz, trying to time when to activate the glyph most effectively. "So everyone jump in three…two…"
"Super Geyser Windstorm!" cried Star, sending a jet of water flying up the tunnel towards the acid. "Acid won't be a problem if it's watered down."
"Good thinking," said Jake. "But, uh…where's Kevin?"
"Uhh…" started Star, as Kevin's scream of terror was heard ahead of them. "Uh oh…" Star watched as Kevin, stuck at the front of the blast of water, hurtled straight towards the oncoming flow of acid.
"KEVIN!" yelled Kim, as he crashed face first into the acid, before rushing to see what she could do for him. "Are you okay?"
"I'm…I'm…actually okay," said Kevin, standing up. "At least, I assume I am."
"Yeah, you look fine," said Kim, staring at him in shock. "Are you…superhuman?"
"No, the aliens only gave powers to my sister and her hamster," said Kevin.
Meanwhile…
"What gives? You said that was acid," said Chris.
"Yeah, but it only has a pH of 5," said Chef.
"I thought that was a good one," snapped Chris.
"Nope, pretty weak," said Chef. "Unless you bathe in it for a while."
"Can we…" started Chris.
"No," said Chef.
"Dang it," said Chris.
Back in the cave…
"Come on guys, there's the exit," said Kevin, as they were about to exit the cave. "And I haven't seen the other teams, so maybe Star's water blast knocked them down the…"
"Hi guys," called Steven, standing on the other side of the finish line with his team.
"Took ya long enough," said Lincoln, also with his team past the finish line.
"Wait, how did…" started Dipper.
"Star's spell blasted us all the way out of the cave," said Jessica. "And Steven's shield protected us from the acid, so we won."
"Yeah, we won these," said Elliott, holding up a handful of lollipops.
"Uh, Elliott, are you sure you want to eat that?" asked Tulip. "Chris did say he had no idea how old they were."
"Hey, I haven't had Earth candy in a while, I'll take what I can get," said Elliott, shoving one in his mouth.
"But that means…" started Mikey.
"Team Power Mouse, you lost again," said Chris. "I'll be seeing you at elimination tonight."
As he walked away, the team looked at Star accusingly. "Uh oh…" said Star.
Later, at the Elimination Ceremony…
"Okay Team Power Mouse," started Chris. "There are seven of you, but I only have six marshmallows. That's because one of you failed your team, you caused them to lose, and because of that, you're about to be eliminated from the competition. And you won't be coming back. Ever. The following contestants are safe." As he read each name, Chris threw them a marshmallow. "Luz. Kevin. Jake. Mikey. Dipper." The camera focused on Kim and Star, one looking confident, the other not so much. "Campers, I have one final marshmallow to give. And the camper who receives it is…" The camera rapidly cut between the two, who were slowly getting more nervous. "Kim." The final marshmallow landed easily in her hand.
"Yeah…yeah, I suppose that's fair," said Star with a sigh. "I just really wanted to help guys. Magic's always been helpful in the past."
"I get it Star," said Kevin. "We all do. Maybe just…practice some spells that'll be helpful to the situation next time."
"Ugh, fine," said Star, before being led off to the Dock of Shame. "Bye guys."
"So long, Princess Star," said Chris. "Actually, that raises a good question: why was a member of a royal family even trying to win the money? Eh, whatever. Maybe it'll get answered, maybe not, next time, on the next Total. Drama. Island."