Bad Day Beneath the Falls
Chapter 4 Giant Favor
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
(Author's Note: Jugga and the Uga-Bugas will be able to speak English.)
Dipper was a little uncomfortable about introducing himself to Jugga both because he just saw her naked and because he was in his underwear. He still had his shirt, vest, and hat, so he was still technically clothed and Jugga was basically wearing a bikini top and bottom. Dipper took a deep breath and stepped out from behind the rock and spoke as loud as he could.
"Um...hello there. My name is Dipper Pines. Are you Jugga?"
Jugga looked mildly surprised by Dipper's appearance, but the giant smiled and stood up from her rock, took a step to Dipper, and squatted down to look at Dipper.
"Me Jugga." Said Jugga.
"I heard you could help me. You see my sister and my friend ended up here and they got kidnapped by some weird guys." Said Dipper before he went into detail about ending up here.
Dipper of course left out the part about seeing Jugga naked.
Jugga frowned as she heard the news about the girls being kidnapped.
"Slave traders. No good. Take many girls from new place." Said Jugga.
"Wait there are more girls that have been kidnapped?" Asked Dipper looking alarmed.
"Yes. Strange looking swirling cloud appeared one day. Uga-Bugas and Weasels go through it bring back strange stuff and girls to be slaves." Said Jugga.
"Strange swirling cloud? That could be a dimensional portal. Me and the girls didn't end up in hollow earth, we ended up in a different dimension!" Thought Dipper with alarm.
"Can you help me find the girls that were taken?" Asked Dipper looking at Jugga.
"Jugga help, but need favor." Said Jugga.
"What kind of favor?" Asked Dipper.
"Peeping Toms." Said Jugga.
Dipper gulped and feared that Jugga was talking about him.
"Peeping Toms have been peaking at Jugga while bathing and air drying. They take pictures and videos of Jugga. Jugga too big to get at them and stop them. You tiny you can stop them." Said Jugga.
Dipper thought this over. It seemed like a straight forward job and it would get Jugga to help him rescue the girls.
"Alright, I'll do it." Said Dipper.
"Jugga thankful. Jugga take you to swimming hole." Said Jugga before she picked Dipper up and walked down a tunnel.
A few minutes later they arrived at a large chamber that had a lake in the center. Jugga set Dipper on the ground.
"Look around and find Peeping Toms." Said Jugga.
Dipper decided to take off his hat, vest, and shirt, leaving him in nothing, but his underwear. He also took out his frying pan and set his bag on the ground. Dipper began to walk towards the lake and he stopped at the edge and turned around to look at his surroundings. He then began to imagine Jugga in the lake naked and look for the best place for a Peeping Tom to take pictures from. Dipper saw a little glimmer coming from a rock a dozen yards away. He went over to it and saw a camera lens sticking out of the rock. Dipper smashed camera lens with his frying pan and then he looked around at the back of the rock and saw a small thin cable leading from it towards the wall.
"Bingo." Thought Dipper as he followed the cable to the wall.
Dipper reached the wall and continued to followed the cable along the wall to a hole that was big enough to fit a grown human, but too small for Jugga. It must have been where the Peeping Toms were based. Dipper went into the hole with his frying pan following the cable. He saw a few more cables running alongside the walls and floor of the cave as he went deeper.
Eventually he came across a chamber and was met with an odd sight. There was a little generator hooked up to a table with six monitors sitting on it. One monitor was black, while the others showed the lake at different angles. Connected to the monitors was what appeared to be a printer and a another device that looked like it made DVDs. Dipper found a crate of magazines with pictures of Jugga in her bikini on the front with a title called 'Big Jugs'. Another crate had several DVD boxes in it titled 'Jugga Gone Wild'.
Dipper hadn't just stumbled onto some Peeping Toms taking photos and videos, he had stumbled upon a really dirty operation. It was then Dipper heard the footsteps and the voice of the person behind the operation.
"Alright you mooks let's pack up the last of the goods and head out." Said voice.
Dipper ducked behind a crate and watched as two cavemen, who he guessed were called Uga-Bugas in these parts walked in along with a weasel who was as tall as Soos. The Uga-Bugas wore loincloths and cloth shoes and the weasel wore a red and white striped shirt and a black domino mask. The weasel pulled out a lighter and lite up a cigarette as the two Uga-Bugas packed up the crates. Dipper decided it was time to spring into action, when one of the Uga-Bugas came over his crate, he jumped out and hit the goon with his frying pan knocking him to the ground in a heap. The weasel and the other Uga-Buga turned to face Dipper.
"Who the heck are you?" Asked the weasel.
"I'm Dipper! And I'm here to put a stop to your dirty operation!" Declared Dipper.
"You must have a death wish kid! You know who I am? I'm Paulie of the Weasel Mafia! I'm one of the the coldest gangsters that's ever lived. You honestly think you can stop my operation?" Said the weasel.
"I don't care who you are! You've caused Jugga a lot of problems and I'm not going to let you prophet off her body!" Declared Dipper before running over to the monitors and began to smash them with his frying pan.
"Stop him! That equipment ain't cheap!" Yelled Paulie to the Uga-Buga.
The Uga-Buga ran and grabbed Dipper from behind. Dipper dropped his frying pan as he and the Uga-Buga fell to the ground wrestling and grabbing at each other. The Uga-Buga grabbed Dipper's underwear and pulled them down exposing his manhood.
"Tiny bone!" Laughed the Uga-Buga.
"Whoa! I've seen sardines and fingers bigger then that!" Laughed Paulie.
Dipper was red in the face with both anger and embarrassment. He noticed that his enemies were too busy laughing and took advantage of the situation. Dipper grabbed the frying pan and clunked the Uga-Buga in the head knocking him to the ground dazed. He then pulled up his underwear and rushed at Paulie, kicking the weasel between the legs.
"My meatballs!" Cried Paulie in pain as he fell onto his side.
Dipper grabbed Paulie's lighter, turned it on, and hurled it into one of the crates of magazines. The magazines must have been made of cheap flammable material because they burst up into flames quickly and began to spread to the other crates. Dipper smashed the generator with his frying pan and quickly took off running back to the lake.
"Blasted brat you better run! I'm going to hunt you and your little bone down!" Yelled Paulie.
Dipper returned to the lake and to Jugga.
"Your Peeping Tom problem is gone." Said Dipper.
"Thank you." Said Jugga as she picked Dipper up and hugged him close to her gigantic breast.
Dipper just blushed and smiled.
To be continued.