Shikamaru
"Hi, Shikamaru here…."
"No, that's dumb."
"Temari, I'm here to talk about canoes-
"No, that's even dumber. I don't know anything about canoes."
"We've known each other for a long time. I still remember when you tried to destroy my home and kill my best friends…"
Shikamaru stopped his pacing in disgust at his own stupidity.
"…. Maybe I'll try the canoes again," he muttered aloud to himself. Now he was pacing outside Temari's "room" which was a very humble way of addressing the "Royal Bed Chambers of her Highness Princess Temari".
"She's a Princess and you're some idiot who forgot to pack his deodorant," Shikamaru groaned in frustration. He would have pulled his hair out if his hands weren't holding a bottle of wine and two glasses - which he had nicked from the royal caterers.
"Screw it," he almost grunted to himself, finally halting to a stop.
He marched to her door and rapt his knuckles.
"Who is it?" her voice called out.
"It's me- it's Shikamaru... Shikamaru Nara," he shook his head once the words came out of his mouth.
The door creaked as it began to open.
"I'm here to talk about canoes -" Shikamaru's jaw dropped open as the door fully opened. The witty pun he planned to make about canoes fell into oblivion at the sight of Temari standing in front of him completely naked.
"Sure thing. Do you want to talk before or after?" Temari said coolly.
There was no time for him to respond as Temari pulled him by the front of his vest into her room.