Bad Day Beneath the Falls
Chapter 5 Stingers
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Jugga carried Dipper back to the main room after he put his shirt and vest back on and set him on the rock couch as she pulled out a gigantic map and laid it on the ground. Dipper saw that the giant map looked a lot like the one he got from Birdy, though this one had a few red circles around certain areas.
"Circles are where slaves are." Said Jugga pointing at the map.
Dipper studied the map and saw the nearest circle appeared to be a large grassland. He decided to start there and hoped that the slave there was either Mabel or one of his friends. Dipper marked the locations on his map, explained his next move to Jugga, and thanked her. Jugga set Dipper on the ground and told him to bring the girls he rescued back to her cave. With that said Dipper headed out to the the grassland.
Dipper arrived in the grassland. It was a nice and peaceful area, with a large windmill. Dipper explored the area and heard the sound of someone crying and went to check it out. He came across a large female bee with a crown and lipstick crying and sipping a glass of red wine with a human girl with blonde hair wearing a flower dress nearby holding a bottle of wine.
"Aaaaaaaa! What a dreadful day, Gwen! First my husband cheats on me, with that rotten bimbo flower and then those rotten wasp steal my hive!" Cried the bee as she drained her glass.
"Yes. Mrs. Queen Bee." Said Gwen the girl as she filled the glass with more wine.
Dipper listened to them talk and got a good idea of how to free the girl. He then spoke to the bee and the girl as he approached them.
"Excuse me, I couldn't help, but overhear your predicament and I would be happy to help you out."
"Who are you?" Asked Mrs. Queen Bee.
"And why aren't you wearing any pants?" Asked Gwen.
"My name is Dipper and I had to trade my pants to a weird scarecrow guy for some supplies." Said Dipper with a hint of embarrassment.
"So, you can help me?" Asked Mrs. Queen Bee.
"I can get your hive back, but in exchange I want you to free Gwen from her servitude." Said Dipper.
Mrs. Queen Bee thought for a moment and then she nodded her head.
"Alright. Deal." Said Mrs. Queen Bee.
"So where are the wasps and the hive?" Asked Dipper.
"There a few hundred yards south of here. It may not be far, but the wasps are dangerous and they will come chasing after you once they see you, especially if you're taking the hive." Said Gwen.
"Don't worry I got this." Said Dipper as he took out his frying pan and headed out.
After a bit of walking Dipper came across a clearing with some stumps. One stump had a bee hive sitting on it. The hive was a few feet taller then Dipper. The cost appeared to be clear as Dipper made his way to the stump with the hive on it. As he got closer to the hive the air was filled with a loud buzzing sound. Three large wasps flew onto the scene. These were Wayne and Wankas. Wayne had a big cigar in his mouth and the other two wasps were fat and skinny. None of the trio seemed happy to see Dipper.
"Who the hell are you?" Demanded Wayne.
"I'm the guy taking the hive back to it's proper owner." Said Dipper.
"We stole that hive fair and square! No one steals from us! Get him boys!" Said Wayne to the two other wasps.
The wasps charged forward and Dipper swung his frying pan at them expecting to easily hit them and take them out, unfortunately the wasps were quick and dodged his attacks, before they each delivered some painful stings. Wayne stung Dipper in the nose, the fat wasp stung Dipper's butt cheeks, and the skinny wasp stung Dipper's groin!
"Aaaaaaaaaaa!" Cried Dipper in both pain and alarm as the stung areas began to swell and bloat.
"That'll show you!" Laughed Wayne and his cronies.
The wasps were laughing like crazy and like before Dipper took advantage of the situation. He put his frying pan away, grabbed the hive, and took off running. Wayne and the Wankas saw this and took off after Dipper. Dipper's eyes watered as he ran. All the stung areas on his body as he ran for all he was worth. The wasps not too far behind him. Dipper eventually reached the area where Mrs. Queen Bee and Gwen was and set the hive down. The wasps arrived on the scene soon after.
"Time for a little payback." Said Mrs. Queen Bee as she gulped down the last of her wine, tossed the glass, pulled out a remote, and pressed a button.
Two Gatling guns popped out of the sides and pointed themselves at the very startled wasps.
"OH SHIT!" Yelled Wayne before he and his two companions were blasted to bits by the guns.
Dipper looked on with amazement before he collapsed onto his back in pain. Mrs. Queen Bee and Gwen looked down at Dipper.
"Looks like you got some nasty stings. Lucky for you I have some ointment for that, though Gwen will have to apply to the infected area since you appear to be indisposed." Said Mrs. Queen Bee before handing Gwen a tube of cream.
"Oh...great." Said Gwen as she took the tube.
Dipper wanted to protest, but he was in too much pain. Gwen put some cream on Dipper's nose and then she pulled down Dipper's underwear and put the cream on Dipper's groin and rear. The swelling and bloating went down a little and Dipper pulled up his underwear and stood up.
"Thanks for that. Now I'll show you to a place where you'll be safe." Said Dipper.
"Ok." Said Gwen.
The two of them headed off for Jugga's cave.
To be continued.