Bad Day Beneath the Falls
Chapter 6 Hay There
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Dipper took Gwen back to Jugga's home and explained that she was safe and that he would rescue the other slave girls. Gwen told Dipper that one girl named Jessie had been sold to a strange barn. Dipper decided to hit the barn next. He found a path that lead him to a large red barn and came across two living metal boxes. One was short and grey, while the other was pink. The pink box was larger and sitting on top of the grey one, which was smaller.
"For the last time girl get off of me!" Yelled the smaller box.
"Not, until that rat Marvin is dead! You have to deal with it Jack!" Yelled the pink box.
"Excuse me have either of you seen a human girl around here?" Asked Dipper.
"I think I saw a girl in the barn." Said the pink box.
"But we're not letting you in, until you deal with our little rodent problem." Said Jack.
"You want me to kill a rat?" Asked Dipper.
"Yes. All you have to do is feed that glutton some cheese and he will be out of here." Said Jack.
"Where is this Marvin and where do I find the cheese.
"He's on the other side of the barn and as for the cheese you'll find it lying around." Said Jack.
Dipper headed to the other side of the barn and found a brown foot tall rat standing and minding his own business. The boy looked around and saw a large wedge of cheese with eyes hopping around a few yards away. Dipper ran over to the cheese and grabbed it, before heading over to Marvin.
"Cheese delivery!" Said Dipper as he threw the cheese at Marvin.
Marvin caught the cheese in his mouth, chewed it up, and swallowed it making his gut noticeable bigger.
"Yummy! More!" Said Marvin before burping.
Dipper searched around and found another wedge of cheese and brought it back to Marvin. He tossed it to Marvin who ate and swallowed it making himself fatter.
"More! More!" Said Marvin before he farted.
Dipper went out and located some more cheese and fed it to Marvin who ate it. Marvin's belly swelled up and he began to fart like crazy.
"Uh oh! I think I ate too much!" Said Marvin before he fell onto his back and exploded into a bloody mess!
"Yuck!" Cried Dipper as some of the blood splattered onto the front of his white shirt.
Marvin's head landed on the ground next to Dipper and looked at him.
"I don't feel so great." Said Marvin.
"How are you still alive?!" Asked Dipper looking stunned.
"I don't know." Said Marvin.
Dipper gave the rat one last look of disgust, simply shrugged his shoulders, and headed back to the crates.
"Is it done?" Asked Jack.
"Yeah. The rat kind of exploded and he's somehow still alive, but I think he'll leave." Said Dipper.
"Good enough for me." Said the pink crate as she jumped off of Jack.
"Aaa! Thank you. Now I know how that Atlas guy feels. Alright kid, I'll let you into the barn." Said Jack as he hopped onto a hidden switch that opened the barn doors.
"Thanks." Said Dipper.
"Careful in there. There's a few nuts in there, who don't take kindly to strangers." Warned Jack.
Dipper entered the barn and was met by the odd sight of living hay bales with eyes, mouths, and noses. The living hay bales came in a few different sizes and we're just randomly jumping around aimlessly.
"Um hi." Said Dipper with a wave.
The hay bales stopped hopping and looked at Dipper for a few seconds and then they went back to their business. Dipper just shrugged his shoulders and went deeper into the barn where he came across a living pitchfork, a paint pot, and a paint brush hanging together on a table by a wall. The pitchfork was named Franky, the paint pot was named Ron, and the paintbrush was named Reg.
"Hey Franky, I think we have ourselves a guest come through the door. I think it's your turn turn to kick his ass. Is it his turn to kick ass?" Said Ron looking at Reg.
"Yeah I think it's Franky's turn to kick his ass. Go kick his ass Franky." Said Reg.
"I ain't kicking it. It's always my turn to kick their ass." Complained Franky.
"Franky. Just go kick his ass already. You know I can't do. I'm a paint pot and Reg is a paint brush. You're a pitchfork you have to do it." Said Ron.
"Fine." Said Franky.
"Look I'm not looking for any trouble or ass kicking. I'm just looking for a girl named Jessie." Said Dipper trying to defuse the situation.
"Don't care, you're in our barn and we don't like strangers." Said Ron.
"Yeah no strangers." Said Reg.
"You ain't from around here are you boy." Said Franky.
"No I'm from another universe." Said Dipper.
"I don't rightly recollect liking your type. Therefore I conclude, I'm going to kick your butt around this barn like there's no tomorrow. I is gonna stick my big fork right into yers! Prepare for a whupping!" Said Franky as he began to hop towards Dipper.
"Come on man can't we talk about this!" Cried Dipper as he ran away from Franky.
Dipper ran towards the living hay bales as Franky shot forward to stab him, but the boy dodged out of the way and a couple of the hay bales got destroyed instead. Franky cursed as he tried to stab Dipper again, but he dodged out of the way and some more hay bales got destroyed. This went on for a couple of minutes, until all the hay bales were destroyed and Franky lost both his energy and his confidence.
"It's just too much." Said Franky as he headed back to the table.
"Man I've seen some kicking ass in my time, but that was the crapest ass kick I've ever seen!" Said Ron.
"That ass kicking was abysmal! You're an idiot Franky." Said Reg.
"He really is. So you gonna kill yourself now? Because that's what I would recommend." Said Ron.
"You really should kill yourself. In fact we got a rope fit for the job." Said Reg indicating a rope noos hanging from the rafters.
"Man what kind of friends are you? Oh never mind! I'm just going to kill myself and get it over with. Forget you guys!" Said Franky as he hoped onto some crates and headed into the rafters.
Franky made his way to the noose and then he just into it and hung in the air.
"What are you doing? You idiot you don't even have a neck!" Said Ron
"No neck at all!" Said Reg.
"I don't believe this! I don't have a neck of any kind. In fact I ain't got an oesophagus. Oh diddle di dam! I'm stuck up here!" Said Franky as Ron and Reg laughed at him.
"You two are just awful." Said Dipper glaring at Ron and Reg.
"Don't care." Said Ron.
At that moment a giant hay bale with arms jumped down from another part of the rafters and landed on the ground with a loud thud. Dipper, Ron, and Reg eyed the newcomer nervously.
"So my nemesis is defeated. Yes! Now I can wander around aimlessly!" Said the giant hay bale before he began to hop around shacking the ground.
"This barn just keeps getting weirder and weirder." Muttered Dipper.
A rope was suddenly lowered down from the rafters to Dipper. Dipper looked up to see a red haired girl wearing overalls with her blond hair in pigtails.
"Climb if you want to live." Said the girl, who Dipper guessed was Jessie.
Dipper quickly climbed the rope as the giant hay bale hopped around. The floor.
"Thanks for that I'm Dipper." Said Dipper as he reached the safety of the rafters.
"Names Jessie. So why are you here and why were you looking for me." Said Jessie.
"I'm here to rescue you." Said Dipper.
"Well with Franky indisposed of, we're not leaving with that creep bouncing around down there." Said Jessie.
"I'll think of something." Assured Dipper as he watched the giant hay bale jump around the floor.
To be continued.