Bad Day Beneath the Falls
Chapter 7 Rumble
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Dipper and Jessie continued to watch the giant hay bale jump randomly around the barn floor as they tried to come up with a way to deal with the menace. Jessie glanced over at Franky who still hung from his makeshift noose looking depressed and that gave her an idea.
"We need to get Franky down and back in the game." Said Jessie.
"What do you have in mind?" Asked Dipper.
"I plan to swing you over there and you're going to pull Franky down." Said Jessie as she tied a hook to a rope and threw it over a rafter.
Jessie instructed Dipper to turn around and she struck the hook through his underwear. She hefted on the rope and lifted Dipper into the air.
"I'm not really ok with this." Said Dipper.
"Too bad. Now start swinging." Said Jessie.
Dipper did as he was told and started swinging back and forth to get himself closer and closer to Franky. As he did this the hook tore into his underwear more and more into it finally ripped and sent Dipper flying forward naked from the waist down towards Franky. Dipper crashed into Franky and he let out a cry of pain as his manhood connected with the shaft of the pitchfork, but he still managed to grab onto Franky and hang on. With Dipper's added weight the rope around Franky gave and he and Dipper fell to the floor and crashed to it with a thud.
"That hurt." Groaned Dipper as he got up.
"You saved me. Thank ya fella." Said Franky as he got up.
"No problem." Said Dipper.
"Man why you save that dumb ass for?" Complained Ron.
"We don't want him!" Complained Reg.
"I saved him to deal with that big haystack." Said Dipper glaring at the two.
"Man that is one tiny piece of wood!" Said Ron looking at Dipper's exposed manhood.
"Microscopic!" Laughed Reg.
Dipper felt himself get embarrassed and angry at this, but then he calmed down as he got a wicked idea and then he spoke using a creepy country accent. He got the idea from a movie.
"Hey boy you got a pretty mouth!" Said Dipper as he looked at Ron and grabbed him.
Ron's eyes went wide in alarm and he began to freak the hell out.
"Oh hell no! Let me go you sick freak! Help!" Yelled Ron opening his mouth wide.
Dipper grabbed Reg and stuffed him into Ron's mouth handle first. It was hard who was having a worse experience Ron who had Reg shoved inside his mouth or Reg who was shoved into Ron's mouth. Either way it was unpleasant for the two of them. Dipper put Ron back on the table.
"Nice one." Said Franky.
"Now we got to deal with that hay bale." Said Dipper.
"Hop on." Said Franky.
Dipper jumped onto Franky and they hopped towards the big hay bale and stabbed him in the face! There was an odd thunk sound as the pitchfork met hay and Dipper felt a shudder go through his body. The hay bale jumped away with his hands on his face and when he removed them he revealed a metallic red left eye and some metal around it.
"What in the world?" Said Dipper.
"Bunk you asshole!" Yelled the hay bale in an Austrian accent before lunging at the duo.
Franky quickly jumped out of the way of the lunge and stabbed at the hay bale again. The hay bale roared in anger and leaped high into the air trying to stomp down on Franky and Dipper. The duo jumped out of the way as the hay bale slammed into the ground and the floor in the surrounding area gave taking the hay bale and both Dipper and Franky down with it.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaa!" Yelled Dipper and Franky as they fell a dozen or so feet before hitting the ground.
"You ok?" Asked Franky as he got up.
"I think so, but I'm pretty sure, my butt is going to have some bruises." Said Dipper sitting up and rubbing his rear.
"Where are we?" Asked Franky looking around at their surroundings.
"I think we're in a service tunnel." Said Dipper.
The area did appear to be a service tunnel of some kind. A few random sparking wires hung around the area and there was a medium size fire and a pile of rubble in the center of the room. It was the big hay stack. Apparently it got buried and a lantern had fallen from the barn, hit the rubble and started the fire.
Ominous music suddenly began to play as the rubble began to move.
"What's that music?" Asked Dipper.
"Don't know, but I don't like it!" Said Franky.
The rubble burst apart snuffing out the flames to reveal the hay bale, but it was no longer a hay bale, it was a large menacing robot with a spring leg and had a red right eye and green left eye. The hay bale had been a Haybot!
"I knew there was something funny about that hay bale." Said Dipper.
"Suzie 9mm." Said Haybot as two slots opened up to reveal mechanical claws holding a couple of red missiles with green eyes and mouths full of sharp teeth.
"Right here sweetie-pie, just tell me where to shoot!" Said one of the missiles.
Dipper quickly jumped onto Franky, who began to hop away as Haybot fired his missiles. They dodged one missile, but the other struck near them and sent Dipper flying through the air and into one of the the sparking wires!
"Aaaaaaaaaaa!" Cried Dipper as he was electrocuted.
Dipper then fell to the ground groaning as Haybot laughed and Franky raced to his aid.
"You ok?" Asked Franky.
"Not really, but I got an idea to beat that tin can." Said Dipper before hopping onto Franky.
The Haybot faced them.
"Come and get us tin head!" Yelled Dipper.
The Haybot roared and chased after Franky and Dipper, who lead the big robot towards some sparking wires. The robot came in contact with the wires and began to jerk and spin around like crazy. Dipper took notice of a big red button on the Haybot's back so Dipper got Franky over to it and he punched it. Haybot spasmed as his left arm blew off. The robot tried to get away, but Dipper hit the button again and the right arm blew off. Haybot jumped away and fired a couple more missiles at Franky and Dipper forcing them to dodge. The robot hopped after the two heroes who lured the murder machine to some more sparking wires electrocuting the robot again and Dipper hit the button again.
"Aaaaaaaaa!" Screamed Haybot as he exploded into pieces knocking both Dipper and Franky down.
"Well at least that guys done." Said Dipper.
"I've been split in two!" Cried Franky as he laid on the ground in two separate pieces.
"Don't worry I got this." Said Dipper as he reached into his bag and pulled out some duct tape.
A few seconds later Franky was tapped back together with a large wad of tape.
"You good?" Asked Dipper.
"I'm good." Said Franky.
"Good now how do we get out of here?" Said Dipper.
A rope suddenly lowered down to the two of them.
"Start climbing." Called Jessie.
Dipper tied a loop around Franky first and then he climbed up the rope.
"Good job. You really showed that freak." Said Jessie with a smile before she looked down at Dipper's manhood and blushed and looked away.
Dipper blushed and covered himself as he looked for his underwear. He found it, but it was stretched out and had a hole in it. Jessie found an old potato sack and turned it into some makeshift pants for Dipper to put on and then the two of them pulled Franky out of the hole. With all that done Dipper told Jessie he was there to free her and the two of them headed to Jugga's cave together.
To be continued.