Bad Day Beneath the Falls
Chapter 17 Club Chaos
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Dipper couldn't believe after all his misadventures through the strange land, he finally found his sister Mabel and she was a scantily clad dancer at a club. This was crazy! Dipper took a deep breath. It should be easy enough to convince his sister to come with him back to Jugga's cave. Dipper watched his sister dance for several minutes and then the music stopped and a different quieter track played. Mabel stopped dancing and got out of the cage and headed to the bar to get a drink and rest up. Dipper decided it was time to make his move and headed over to Mabel.
"Mabel I finally found you." Said Dipper.
"Dipper hey bro. What's with the loincloth?" Said Mabel.
"Long story. Basically I had to trade my pants for some supplies and info to a alcoholic scarecrow. Been on all kinds of crazy places rescuing other girls and looking for you, Wendy, and Pacifica. How are you doing?" Said Dipper.
"Well I got sold to this club and I've been dancing ever since. Actually kind of like it here and I've become super popular." Said Mabel.
"That's...nice. Alright Mabel I'm to get you out of here." Said Dipper.
"But I don't want to leave! I'm having the time of my life! If I keep this up I will eventually become the head dancer and get a golden outfit and cage. This is a wonderful opportunity for me." Said Mabel.
Dipper looked at his sister in shock and wondered if Mabel was either crazy or had been drugged at some point during her time at the club.
"This is not a wonderful opportunity for you Mabel. This is a horrible place that'll lead to a bad future. We are leaving." Said Dipper.
"No way! You totally been unsupportive right now! Boss man I need help! This guy is intending to kidnap me for his own pleasure and fantasies and he has no intention of paying for any of it!" Yelled Mabel.
"Well. Well. Ain't this a small world." Said Paulie as he appeared with a few goons.
"Oh great! Not you again!" Said Dipper.
"You two know each other?" Asked Mabel.
"Our paths have crossed a couple of times." Said Dipper.
"First you ruin my business with the big girl and now you're trying to take one of my best dancers. I'm going to really make sleep with the fishes!" Said Paulie as he pulled out a gun.
Dipper and Mabel's eyes went wide and Mabel quickly spoke up.
"Wait! Why not force him to preform for the crowd, wouldn't that be a good revenge then simply just shooting him. It would be ultra humiliating especially if he's naked."
"Alright boys, let's strip this guy and make him dance for the crowd. Then will decide what his fate will be." Said Paulie.
The goons grabbed Dipper and stripped the poor boy naked and threw him in a cage for all the crowd to see. Dipper's face was bright red as the crowd looked at him. He though about just standing and doing nothing, but realized he needed to buy time to think of some plan of action. He had no choice, but to dance and show off his nudity. The crowd laughed and jeered at Dipper and his tiny manhood swinging around. Mabel got into her own cage and began to dance as well.
Meanwhile the rescued girls and Jugga had realized Dipper had left the cave without saying anything. They looked at the map and realized he must have gone to the club Rock Solid and decided to go see if he needed help. Jugga carried them, so they arrived at the club pretty quickly. They took notice of the bouncer guarding the door and decided to have Jugga just waltz around to distract him, while all the human girls snuck into the club.
It only took them a minute to find Dipper dancing in the cage naked and they were horrified. Gwen quickly came up with a plan to rescue him and quickly ran outside to call to Jugga to come introduce herself to the club goers and staff. Jugga did this by walking up to the club and pulling the roof up to look inside the club goers and staff looked up at Jugga and gawked at her. Dipper took this opportunity to knock the flimsy door of his cage open and ran to the bar grabbing a large bottle of whiskey, a napkin, and a lighter to make a makeshift Molotov cocktail.
"Suck on this!" Yelled Dipper as he hurled the flaming beverage at a table Paulie happened to be sitting at.
Paulie screamed in agony as he caught on fire. Dipper quickly made another cocktail and chucked it at the shelf with all the bottles on it setting them ablaze as well and causing a panic through the club.
"No! Save the booze!" Screamed Birdy.
A couple of goons tried to rush and grab Dipper, but he grabbed some bottles and smashed them into their heads in epic fashion. Dipper then grabbed some more bottles and jumped onto a table. He expertly hurled the bottles at some more goons. The girls joined in by grabbing some bottles and throwing them around causing more chaos and confusion in the club. Mabel got out of her cage and located her brother's belongings before joining by his side. The siblings and the girls were picked up by Jugga, who set the roof down and fled the scene. It was a day no one was ever going to forget.
To be continued.