Bad Day Beneath the Falls

by Major144

Dipper, Mabel, Wendy, and Pacifica are looking into a strange series of thefts that takes them to the abandoned mineshaft. There they fall through a secret entrance that takes them to a strange place full of cavemen, monsters, and other strange creatures. Will they make it out alive and return home?

22. Chapter 22 Desperate War Measures

Bad Day Beneath the Falls

Chapter 22 Desperate War Measures

By: Major144

Disclaimer: I don't own anything.

After the incident with the idol, Dipper, the girls, and Jugga returned to Jugga's cave. Jugga carried Dipper and the girls, while Mabel was forced to walk to the cave with no clothes on. Once they returned to the cave Mabel was given her clothes back. Dipper went to making plans to rescue more slaves, while the others just laid around and relaxed, when a tall brawny grey squirrel wearing a military uniform walked into the cave getting everyone's attention.

"I am a Sergeant and representative of the Squirrel High Command and I have come to recruit you all in the war against the Tediz." Said the squirrel.

"Yeah no thanks." Said Dipper.

The other girls and Jugga said no as well.

"What?! No! Please you have to help! We have located the Tediz base on Tediz Island and we just need some really competent and skilled warriors to make the final push to defeat them." Said the Sergeant.

"Don't you already have an army and troops?" Asked Dipper.

"Yeah...the thing is, I'm not really good at my job and due to some poor planning I already lost a good percent of the troops under my command." Said the Sergeant handing Dipper a file that told about one of his disastrous plans.

"You had a team of soldiers run at the base in a single file line with a solider at the end carrying explosives to bomb the base, charge the base, and scream at the top of their lungs! That's a terrible plan! All the enemy has to do is have a few of their guys stand in front of the line and they can just easily shoot every solider in it!" Said Dipper.

"I know! I lost a lot of good soldiers with that plan!" Sobbed the Sergeant.

"Yeah we're definitely joining." Said Eva.

"Look I get it, I'm complete idiot and failure as a officer, but if the Tediz aren't stopped it's bad news for everyone. The reason I came to recruit you all is because I know you're smart and capable. The feats of the one called Dipper have spread over the place." Said the Sergeant.

"They have?" Asked Dipper.

"They have. I also know you're looking to free and rescue some human women. Well I had an elite squad lead by a human woman that we lost contact with behind enemy lines. Her code name was Red Valkyrie." Said the Sergeant before pulling out a picture and handing it to Dipper.

Dipper took the picture and was shocked to see it was Wendy dressed in army clothes. Wendy was in danger and it looked like it was up to Dipper and the others to rescue her and put a end to this war.

"Alright will help." Said Dipper.

"Yes! I get to keep my job! Maybe I'll get a premonition after all this!" Said the Sergeant excitedly.

Dipper just hoped he and the others didn't get killed.

To be continued.