Bad Day Beneath the Falls

by Major144

Dipper, Mabel, Wendy, and Pacifica are looking into a strange series of thefts that takes them to the abandoned mineshaft. There they fall through a secret entrance that takes them to a strange place full of cavemen, monsters, and other strange creatures. Will they make it out alive and return home?

23. Chapter 23 Enemy Info

Bad Day Beneath the Falls

Chapter 23 Enemy Info

By: Major144

Disclaimer: I don't own anything.

The Sergeant lead Dipper and the others to what appeared to be the ocean around these parts, where a few battle ships were anchored off. The Sergeant, Dipper, Mabel, and the girls got onto a inflatable motorboat and headed to one of the big ships, while Jugga just simply walked through the water to reach the ships. Jugga was directed to one ship, while everyone else headed to another. Dipper watched as Jugga took a seat on a aircraft carrier and some squirrel soldiers came out and began to take the giant woman's measurements. Some of the soldiers gave Jugga's big boobs a pat, which made them jiggle a little as another soldier took notes.

Dipper's group was lead into a theater room where the Sergeant showed them a slideshow of what appeared to be evil living teddy bears and a large island fortress that looked like something Nazis would live in during World War 2.

"Gentleman and ladies, this is the enemy, the Tediz. We don't know where they came from, but they just appeared out of the blue a few months and declared war on the rest of the world. They want to rule everything and have killed just about everyone r anything that try's to resist them. The Tediz enjoy causing forest fires, robbing, torturing, killing, stealing picnic baskets and many other horrible crimes. They have slave camps and death camps on their island fortress. Anyone captured and placed into those are pretty much worked to death." Said the Sergeant.

"That's terrible!" Said Dipper.

"They also burned down our crops, poisoned our water supplies, and brought a plague upon our houses." Said the Sergeant.

"Seriously?" Asked Mabel.

"No, but we're not going to wait around until they do! We need to put a stop to them before they finished work on their ultimate weapon. A weapon so strong it could end this war with ease." Said the Sergeant.

"What's the weapon?" Asked Dipper.

"We don't...know what it is. We just know it exist and it has a huge arsenal." Said the Sergeant.

"Alright, so what the plan then?" Asked Dipper.

"You and a small unit will sneak and fight your way into the enemy headquarters, while we provide a distraction. You will be given weapons as well as a special unique weapon that will hopefully give you the edge you need. Your objectives are to try and find Red Valkyrie and her team and to destroy the super weapon. Also try to destroy the enemy base in the process." Said the Sergeant.

"No pressure." Said Dipper.

"What's the special weapon?" Asked Mabel.

The Sergeant pushed a button and a scientist walked in holding what appeared to be a chrome colored codpiece.

"Behold the Chrome Cod!" Declared the Sergeant with pride.

"Oh you have got to be kidding me! I'm so going die in this war!" Moaned Dipper.

To be continued.