Bad Day Beneath the Falls
Chapter 25 Red Valkyrie
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Dipper made his way deeper and deeper into enemy territory sneaking from one large rock to another to keep himself hidden from the Tediz. So far he had made very good progress and had avoided most of the enemies patrolling around the area. Thankfully most of the enemy forces seemed more focused on the beaches. Dipper guessed the Tediz were more focused on killing the squirrels and due to the squirrels' past failures it never crossed the Tediz minds that the squirrels would recruit other species to the war and that said species would be fairly smart and well armed.
Dipper wondered how far Wendy and her squad had gotten before the High Squirrel Command had lost contact with her. He soon came across a large clearing that wasn't too far away from the base and was met with the sight of dozens of dead Tediz and a few squirrels scattered about. It looked like a big battle had gone down with the Tediz taking a large number of casualties. Dipper wondered if Wendy had something to do with this, before moving on. He soon came across what appeared to be a loading bay and was very surprised to see Paulie the weasel selling dirty magazines and infallible dolls of Jugga to a couple of Tediz. Paulie looked like he was mostly ok, though he did have a fair amount of burns on his body and he was missing a good deal of hair.
Dipper crouched and took careful aim at the Tediz with his gun before firing and taking the two out with some head shots. Paulie whirled around in surprise to see Dipper coming out of hiding with his gun.
"Seriously?! You agin?! Are trying to ruin me?!" Yelled Paulie in anger and disbelief.
"Hey I'm just as surprised as you. Look if you just walk away I promise nothing bad will happen to you and I will do everything in my power to avoid ever meeting you again." Said Dipper.
"Fat chance! This time you're going to die here!" Declared Paulie with a wicked grin.
At that moment two dozen Tediz stormed onto the scene followed by a tank that rolled in behind them. The enemy forces pointed their weapons at Dipper who gulped nervously. He knew the Chrome Cod could protect him from bullets, but he wasn't so sure amount rounds from tanks. Dipper knew he couldn't take out all the enemies with his gun. He could deploy a smoke screen from the Chrome Cod and try using the cannon function, but he was unsure how affective it was. Seeing the enemy before him, he realized he didn't have much of a choice.
Dipper prepared to make his move, when a grenade whistled through the air and landed right on the tank and exploded taking a few nearby Tediz out! The Tediz and Paulie whirled around in confusion as Dipper took this opportunity to mow some of the enemy down before finding some cover. Then Wendy wearing a military trench coat landed on top the wrecked tank armed with two machine guns and began shooting at the Tediz killing several more and sending the rest running for cover.
"Wendy?!" Said Dipper in shock.
"Sup Dipper? Will talk later right now we have some killing to do!" Said Wendy as she killed some more Tediz.
Another squad of Tediz charged onto the scene ready to fight and Wendy threw her coat open to reveal she was wearing a black boots, a black bikini, a belt with grenades and ammo, and a bizarre looking bra that appeared to be some kind of armored bikini top which had a built in mini Gatling guns in the front. The Tediz stopped dead in their tracks at the odd weapon. Wendy gave them a mischievous smirk before she opened fire with her deadly pair. The Tediz were ripped to bits by the gunfire and Dipper could only stare at Wendy in awe as she killed all the enemies.
Soon all the Tediz were dead and Wendy was blowing smoke from the gun barrels of her bikini top.
"I love this Ballistic Bikini." Said Wendy.
Dipper then saw Paulie coming up behind Wendy with a gun. He tried to shoot the weasel with his gun, but it jammed, so he decided to try the dart shooter in the Chrome Cod. A slot opened up in the device and a dart shot out and struck Paulie in the neck. Paulie gasped in shock as his eyes rolled back into his head and he collapsed to the ground unconscious. Wendy looked back at the weasel.
"Nice shot." Said Wendy.
"Thanks." Said Dipper beaming with pride.
"Come lets go put a end to this war. I'll tell you what I've been up to and you tell me what you've been up to." Said Wendy.
"Alright." Said Dipper.
The two of them then walked into the base together.
To be continued.