Bad Day Beneath the Falls
Chapter 26 Disaster Doors
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Dipper and Wendy stormed into the enemy base killing the various enemies they encountered with their guns. After several minutes of fighting they came across a long hallway with a bunch of doors on either side. The duo walked to one door and opened it to see the disturb in sight of a Tediz strapped to a bed as another Tediz was wearing a black leather mask beating the other with a horse whip, while another Tediz dressed as some kind of cheerleader stood nearby with another Tediz working a video Tediz and the humans looked at each other for several awkward seconds and then the cheerleader Tediz spoke.
"Are you part of the film?"
"No." Said Wendy as she and Dipper began to quickly shoot the Tediz killing them all.
After that they moved on to the next door and opened it to see a Tediz reading a magazine and sitting on a toilet. There was some awkward staring and then a plop sound from the toilet.
"Will let you live as long as you don't sound the alarm. Understand?" Said Wendy.
The Tediz nodded his head.
"Sorry about that." Said Dipper before closing the door.
They moved onto to the next door and opened it to see a Tediz dressed as a cook sharpening a knife and grinning nastily at a captured and tied up squirrel with a apple in it's mouth looking he was going to be put in the oven and served as dinner.
"Hey!" Yelled Dipper getting the cook's attention.
The cook whirled around to face them hurling his knife at the duo. Luckily the magnet in the Chrome Cod grabbed the knife and slammed it into the armored codpiece, though it still made Dipper jump back in fright. Wendy shot the cook in the head killing him as she went over and freed the captive squirrel.
"Thanks for that. I thought I was a goner." Said the squirrel.
"Do you know anything about the enemy's secret weapon?" Asked Wendy.
"No I don't, but there was another captive who might know something about it." Said the squirrel.
"Thanks will go free him. You get to safety." Said Wendy.
The squirrel nodded and ran off. Dipper and Wendy opened the door and found a messy medical room with blood stains and machines. Two Tediz wearing bloodstained scrubs stood next to a electric chair that had a squirrel strapped into it.
"Tell us how many troops are left in the Squirrel High Command and the names of your superiors." Said one doctor.
"Piss off! I ain't telling you nothing! I rather die!" Said the squirrel.
"Oh so that's the way you want to play it. Fine. We have ways of making you talk." Said one doctor.
"Let's start with the jumper cables first can we please." Said the second doctor.
"Sure." Said the first doctor.
The second doctor ran off to get the jumper cables. The first doctor then turned around and noticed Wendy and Dipper. Dipper didn't have the time to shoot with regular bullets, so he shot his grappling hook at the enemy hitting in the face, knocking several of his teeth out, before he collapsed to the ground unconscious.
"I'm back." Said the second doctor as he returned with the jumper cables.
The second doctor noticed what happened to the first doctor as he saw the two intruders. He then saw the grappling hook on the ground and and dove towards it clamping one of the jumper cables to it. A surge of electricity went through the the grappling hook, down the line, and into the Chrome Cod and Dipper!
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Cried Dipper in pain as he spammed in pain.
"Dipper!" Cried Wendy before shooting at the doctor forcing him to retreat.
Wendy ran over and quickly undid the clamp stopping the surge of electricity. Dipper collapsed to the ground groaning. The doctor then leaped at Wendy and clamped the other jumper cable to her metal bikni. Wendy cried out in pain as she was electrocuted and her bra began to fire bullets all around the place, one of which hit the doctor in the head and killed him.
"Wendy!" Cried Dipper as he crawled across the ground to Wendy.
Dipper reached Wendy and removed the clamp freeing Wendy, who collapsed to the ground.
"Thanks." Said Wendy.
"You're welcome." Said Dipper as he helped Wendy up.
They freed the squirrel and asked what he knew about the secret weapon.
"The weapon is in the back of the base, but you need a keycard from a Tediz officer to get to it. I believe you'll find one in the tavern. It's a few doors down." Said the squirrel before running off.
After resting for a bit Wendy and Dipper headed a few doors down and opened a door to a large tavern. The place was packed with Tediz who were drinking and singing. Wendy spotted a Tediz wearing a hat, coat, and medals near a stage of some kind, who must have been a officer.
"There's the officer, but how do we get to him with all the guards around?" Asked Dipper.
"Leave that to me." Said Wendy as she headed to the stage.
Wendy felt all eyes on her as she got onto the stage and she struck a pose. She smiled at the crowd as she removed her trench coat revealing her skimpy outfit underneath it getting some cheers from the crowd. Wendy began to dance and strut around the stage getting more wild cheers from the crowd. She stopped before the officer and saw the keycard in his pocket. Wendy smiled at the guard as she undid her bikni strap and let it hit the ground exposing her breasts. The crowd went wild and the officer was practically drooling at the stripe show. Wendy smirked as she leaned in close and snatched the keycard off the officer and then handed him a grenade with no pin in it. She quickly grabbed her clothes and jumped off the stage. Wendy ran towards Dipper who had a nose bleed and they headed to the exit as the grenade exploded killing the officer and several crowd members in the process. The duo exited the tavern and quickly closed the door.
"Alright let's put a end to this war." Said Wendy as she put her bikni and coat back on.
"Ok." Said Dipper.
The two then ran off to destroy the secret weapon.
To be continued.