Bad Day Beneath the Falls
Chapter 29 Mafia Deal
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Dipper and Wendy were treated like heroes on the boat on the way back to the mainland and were given medals for their heroic deeds. It looked like all was going well. Dipper checked a copy of Jugga's map and it looked like the only slave that needed to be rescued was Pacifica, unfortunately she appeared to be in the palace of the Panther King. He asked some squirrel soldiers about the palace and Panther King.
"You don't want to go there man that place is super dangerous. The Panther King is super violent and the Squirrel High Command made a deal with him long ago. We don't mess with him and he don't mess with us." Said one solider.
"You're pretty much on your own if you plan to storm the palace." Said the other solider.
"Figures." Muttered Dipper.
They reached the mainland and as soon as Dipper and Wendy got off a messenger came to them with a message to meet someone in a nearby warehouse who might be willing to help them get into the Panther King's palace. Dipper and Wendy figured it was likely some kind of trap, but figured it might be worth going to hear them out. They grabbed some guns told their friends if they didn't hear from them in a few hours lay low and figure out a way to return home. With that said they headed to the warehouse.
Dipper and Wendy entered the dark warehouse and as soon as they went through the door the door slammed behind them and several figures rushed them before they had a chance to fire their guns and slammed them to the ground. The duo's guns were taken and their clothes were removed. Dipper found himself tied naked to a chair and Wendy had her hands tied and was hanging over a trapdoor over a open hatch that had the ocean beneath it. The ones that had attacked them were revealed to be Paulie and a bunch of weasels wearing different colored shirts.
"You in for it now punk! The boss is going to have you sleeping with the fishes!" Said Paulie.
A older weasel then walked onto the scene wearing a suit and sunglasses smoking a cigar.
"Don Weaso." Said Paulie with a bow.
Don Weaso nodded at Paulie as he went over to expect Dipper.
"You the the mook whose been messing Paulie and ruining his operations?" Asked Don Weaso.
Dipper thought about lying, but decided to tell the truth.
"I am. I only messed with him to help rescue some girls that were taken in as slaves." Said Dipper.
"You're honest. I like that." Said Don Weaso.
"What are you going to do with them boss?" Asked one weasel.
"You can keep and punish me, but let Wendy and the other girls go in peace." Said Dipper.
Don Weaso looked da t Dipper's manhood and balls.
"He's got bigger balls then you Paulie. Figuratively speaking." Said Don Weaso as he turned to Paulie.
"Boss?" Said Paulie.
"All the money that was lost was your fault Paulie. You know what happens to wise guys that fail as many times as you do." Said Don Weaso as he went over to Paulie and pulled out a baseball bat.
"Boss! No! I swear I won't screw up again and get you the money!" Begged Paulie.
Don Weaso swung the bat striking Paulie in the head with a sickening crunch knocking him to the ground. The boss struck Paulie again and again reducing Paulie to a bloody pulp. Don Weaso stopped swinging the bat and handed it over to one of his goons as another two goons dragged what was left of Paulie away.
"Now that has been taken care of let's talk business and make a deal." Said Don Weaso turning to Dipper.
"What kind of deal?" Asked Dipper.
"You cost me a lot of money with your little crusade, so you're going to pay me back with interest or you and your little girlfriend will get some nice concert shoes and go for a final dip in the ocean. I'll even give your girl a cement bikini for good measures." Said Don Weaso.
"Alright how do we get the money to pay you?" Asked Dipper.
"You're going to rob the Feral Reserve Bank, don't worry will give you some guns and clothes to assist you." Said Don Weaso.
"I'll do it on one more condition." Said Dipper.
"What's that?" Asked Don Weaso.
"We need a way into the Panther King's palace to rescue a friend. Give that to us and will rob the bank." Said Dipper.
"Very well big balls you got a deal." Said Son Weaso with a chuckle.
To be continued.