Bad Day Beneath the Falls
Chapter 31 Twists and Turns
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Dipper and Wendy found themselves in the vault with a large assortment of money, when the door closed and their was a ominous laugh. The whole vault began to rattle and shake and then it felt like everything was going upwards. A section of the wall suddenly opened up to reveal four figures. One was Don Weaso armed with a tommy gun, another was Pacifica who had fake red squirrel ears, whiskers, and a tail and was currently tied up and being used to hold a table up with her head that had a large glass of milk on it, the third was another weasel with a lab coat sitting in a hover chair with bandaged numbs for legs, and a large mechanical left arm, and the last one was a large black panther with a crown wearing a black and purple fancy robe.
"At last I have you." Said the panther.
"Who are you and what's going on?" Asked Dipper.
"I am the great Panther King ruler of the lands and I have captured you to dress as squirrels to use as supports for my table to put my milk upon." Said the panther.
"What?" Asked Dipper and Wendy baffled by this craziness.
"And I'm Professor Von Kriplespac." Said the weasel in the lab coat.
"What's the deal here?" Demanded Wendy looking at Don Weaso.
"Nothing personal, but I made a pretty good deal with the Panther King. He gets some spare legs for his table and I get you two out of my business plus a good deal of cash." Said Don Weaso.
"It feels personal." Said Dipper.
"Here's your pay." Said Panther King handing Don Weaso a large wad of cash.
"Pleasure doing business with you." Said Don Weaso taking the cash.
"So what's going with this vault?" Asked Dipper.
"It's actually a space ship that's taking us back to the Panther King's castle." Said Professor Von Kriplespac.
"Seriously?" Asked Wendy.
"Don't question science or my methods." Said Professor Von Kriplespac.
"Soon I will have you all killed, stuffed, dressed as red squirrels and used as table legs." Said Panther King.
"You're a loon." Said Dipper.
The Panther King growled before he let out a painful moan.
"You alright boss?" Asked Don Weaso.
"I...don't feel so good. Doctor what is...happening? My chest hurts!" Said Panther King clutching his chest.
"That should be the xenomorph egg I spiked your milk with finally starting to grow and mature before it finally busts out of you. Don't worry it'll be quick and you'll be dead though it will be painful." Said Professor Von Kriplespac.
"What...?!" Gasped the Panther King.
"I'm killing you and taking over! I'm sick of you and your stupid crap! You're a milk addict and an ass!" Sneered Professor Von Kriplespac.
The Panther King's eyes went wide and then his chest burst open as a large black xenomorph bursts out of him and the Pather King died. Don Weaso screamed as he raised his gun to shoot the creature only to get struck and sliced open by a a swing of the creature's claws and drop to the ground dead.
"Everyone is dying around here!" Said Wendy.
"Good boy Heinrich!" Said Professor Von Kriplespac as he petted the xenomorph like a dog.
"Well at least those bad guys are dead." Said Dipper.
"Yes now it's you and your friends turn to die!" Said Professor Von Kriplespac.
"What?! Why?!" Asked Dipper.
"You destroyed my Tediz! I put a lot of work in them and you destroyed them!" Said Professor Von Kriplespac.
"Of course a crazy person made those things." Grumbled Wendy.
"Now prepare to die! Heinrich get them!" Ordered Professor Von Kriplespac.
Heinrich snarled as he went after Wendy and Dipper. Wendy fired her gun at the alien, but the bullets had little affect on the creature. She then turned her sights on Professor Von Kriplespac and shot at the controls of his chair causing it to spark and for him to lose control and crash to the ground getting thrown out of the chair in the process.
"You bitch! I'll make you suffer dearly for that!" Snarled Professor Von Kriplespac.
Dipper then noticed a big red button on the wall that said 'Open' and decided to run over and push it. A large door at one side of the ship opened up to reveal outer space and since space was a vacuum it began to suck things out, which included people. First it was the corpses of the Pather King and Don Weaso that got sucked out, and then Professor Von Kriplespac began to get sucked out, but he was grabbed by Heinrich who was slowly being sucked out as well. Then Pacifica began to get sucked out, but Dipper and Wendy grabbed her as they all began to get sucked out the door as well.
It looked like this would be the end of everyone, but Dipper had one last crazy trick up his sled that might save everyone from this madness.
"Hey Author Major144! We need to talk!" Yelled Dipper as loud as he could.
And just like that everything stopped.
"Yes?" Said a voice from above.
It was Major144
"This whole thing is a bit depressing and doesn't make sense." Said Dipper.
"I'm just trying to loyally follow the plot of Conker's Bad Fur Day." Said Major144.
"Well this is fan fiction and you don't have to follow everything from the plot." Said Dipper.
"Yeah I don't want to die in a similar matter like the girl in that game." Said Wendy.
"Me either." Said Pacifica.
"Alright perhaps a little rewrite is in order, but we still need a final boss and showdown." Said Major144.
"I got an idea, but let's get everyone back inside the ship." Said Dipper.
"Ok." Said Major144.
A giant white clicker arrow appeared and dragged in the bodies of Panther King and Don Weaso. The arrow moved the other characters around placing them in their original spots before the button had been pushed. A giant pencil appeared changing the 'Open' button to a shutdown the autopilot button instead. After discussing some things with the heroes Major144 restarted the scene.
Dipper raced to the button and pressed it shutting down the autopilot for the ship and causing the ship to fly around like crazy flinging all the characters around the ship before it crashed into a large windmill.
Now the true final battle would begin.
To be continued.