"Oh God" Speech
'Kazuma' thought/ foreign language
I do not own Ranma 1/2
P.M Anytime
Chapter Start
"Ready for more I see." said Cologne as she watched her heir slowly rise to her feet look of determination on her face while getting to her stance.
Charging forward the purplette quickly brake off into a zigzag pattern before throwing a full body punch Cologne dodged only raise her stick to block the double kick coming her way as Shampoo bounced back using her hands as a springboard.
Fliking her off her staff Cologne threw it into the air while blocking a barrage of punches and kicks using only her finger.
"And we're done here." Cologne said as she caught her heirs axe kick and with an iron grip slammed her into the ground just as he staff returned from the sky conking said heir in the head.
"Your definitely improving, while you haven't learned any new techniques your speed, strength and over all skills have greatly improved." Cologne said as she began her trek home only to stop as she craned her neck to her Great Granddaughter. "So what brought this on?"
"Shampoo just want get stronger." the amazon said rubbing her head as she handed her grandmother's staff back.
Raising an eyebrow with a smirk. "Oh you mean not to impress a certain martial artist?"
Jumping in surprise the heir waves her arms around frantically. "Shampoo no want impress Kazuma!"
"I didn't say Kazuma." Cologne refuted with a finger wag smirking at the blush forming on her heirs face.
Shaking the blush away the young Amazon looked to her elder. "Shampoo no want Kazuma, Shampoo want Ranma, Kazuma just friend!" she shouted waving her arms around comically.
"Ah to be young a maiden with a conflict of the heart." Cologne ignoring the girls protests.
/*/
Currently at the Neko Kazuma and Mousse were maning the front things were currently slow aside for one person... while person and demon. In the week of Kazuma's mission that brought back the demon Azusa currently claimed as her pet causing the members of said resturant to watch her for any changes in either.
"Now Chiot d'enfer open wide." Azusa ordered trying to feed the demon a piece of dumpling only for said beast to grab the plate eating it's contents plate included.
"Bad Chiot d'enfer!" she scolded the demon.
"You have to admit she's at least trying. I'm just not sure why it's a sailor today." Kasuma said. In the several days since taking in the demon Azusa has taken to dressing it in different outfits daily going from doctor, cop and even a mailman. "If she knew."
"Maybe she's trying to get it a job." Mousse quipped.
Putting down a driver safety book Kazuma watched as Azusa tried to discipline the demon to no avail. "I don't know if I should feel worried that I left a demon with someone with no means to really control it, or proud Azusa's actually putting her back into it."
Just then Cologne walked into the resturant with an injuried and dirty Shampoo following close behind. "We home!"
"Wow Shamps worked you over good huh you must be getting stronger we should really have our own go soon." Kazuma smiled as the buxom amazon pumped her fist enthusiastically.
"Ayia Shampoo keep getting stronger!" she chirp with a determined look in her eyes. With that she swivelled back around ass jiggling somewhat as she pressed on back upstairs said girl never admitting to the smirking at the fact Kazuma was checking her out as she left.
"So how's it look?" Cologne asked taking her place behind the counter smirking at the way her newest employee eyed her heirs rump and the intention way said heir swayed her hips as she moved. "Ah to be young a maiden with a conflict of the heart."
None of them noticing or even caring about the male amazon glaring in the back gritting his teeth.
"To be honest it's like a stubborn kid not a threat but throwing a tantrum to change. My guess is while it was bound to the bike it was being influenced by Johnny's will. But it's only been a week so this is up for debate."
Sighing in thought Cologne looked at the girl not noticing any changes in her either. "So when do you want to tell everyone else?"
Looking from Cologne to Azusa weighing his options on one hand there was nothing anyone could do to stop them but on the other he didn't want to deal with the headache he knew was going to come.
"Fine I just need a piece of cake to keep Nabiki distraced don't need her making things worse." he said as he made his way toward the exit scooping Azusa under his arm as he walked. "Hope they don't overeact."
/*/
"YOU WHAT!" a chorus of shouts echoed throughout the Nerima ward more specfically the Tendo Dojo.
"Yup saw that coming." Kazuma said rubbing the bridge of his nose with his finger and thumb. "Shout louder why don't you."
"Oh we'll shout louder why is it that the moment you come to town things get even worse?!" Akane shouted getting into Kazuma's face.
"Worse as in the demon or the fact that your boyfriend's and his boy's aren't as tough as they thought they were?" he respond causing said trio to glare at him that he ignored.
"How could you be so irresponsible isn't this your job or whatever?" Nabiki accused with a smirk clearly enjoying this along with her cake.
Picking Akane up by the shoulders Kazuma simply moves her away. "In a sense I guess but I can't just leave it alone where some random person or worse another magic user can get it's hands on it things could get even worse. Besides Azusa likes it so... you know." he finished eyeing the skater sitting contently with the demon struggling on her lap.
Just then Kasumi walks into the room like any good hostess laying a tray of snack and tea down before taking a spot next to Azusa the demon eyeing her warily.
Rubbing the back of his head Kazuma looks to the group. "Look I didn't have to tell you guys anything I simply wanted to inform you guys what was going on so you don't do something stupid." he explained.
"Stupid like what?" Nabiki asked brow raised knowing that in Nerima it's always better to be in the know.
"Like taking it away guess." Kazuma noticing everybody thinking about the vague answer could only slump his shoulders as he sighed. "Should have brought Cologne."
"I mean it'll happen eventually a low ranking demon is still a demon so the Guild will send a specialist to examine it."
"First: Azusa wouldn't let you get you get far." Kazuma explain holding up one finger before pointing to said skater as she and Kasumi petted the demon much to it's reluctant pleasure.
"Second: It's not really small it's actually a baby demon so it can still be influenced by it's interactions with people." he held up a second finger before again point to Azusa currently showing a giggling Kasumi a pictures of Chiot's other outfits.
"And third: From what I've seen and heard you guys tend to make things worse." with that he walked to the door only to be halted when a hand firmly grasped his shoulder. Turning his head he looks into the determined face of Ranma.
"Fight me." he ordered only for Kazuma to gesture with his hand to go on. "You got lucky that last match so I want a rematch!"
"There is no such thing as luck it's everything that happens is probability and we work to bend that probability to fit our needs. So no it wasn't luck it was skill that caused me to beat you and no I won't fight you." he explained slapping the hand away making his way to the door just to stop when he felt a tug on his jacket.
"I want a rematch!"
"And I want a harem of beautiful women but we all don't get what we want so tough luck!" he shouted back again not caring for the looks he was getting.
Just as he reached the door opening it only for a hand to slam it shut. Lowering his head so his eyes weren't visible Kazuma sighed. "I'm sighing way to much."
Just then the Kuno's personal ninja Sasuke suddenly appeared between the two seperating them.
"Ranma Saotome I have been tasked by Master Kuno to give you this." he said handing him a scroll before leaving as quickly as he appeared.
Opening the scroll Ranma read it's contents.
"Saotome I Tatewaki Kuno here by challenge thee to duel in half a fortnight may your defeat haunt thee for the remainer of your days."
sincerely Tatewaki Kuno age 17 the Blue Thunder of Furikan High.
Ranma stared at the scroll rereading the letter. "What's a fortnight?"
"Two weeks Ranma." Nabiki said as she took the letter reading it wondering how to profit from this. "So half of it is a week from now."
Seeing he was being ignored Kazuma shifted his eyes back and front before quickly sneaking out the door Azusa tagging close behind with a skip.
"So Kuno wants a fight huh won't last long but it'll be something to due." Ranma said with a smirk as he turned to Kazuma only to now notice him gone.
/*/
"Mubyōshi!" Kazuma shouted as he threw a punch the force of which barreling down on a bolder shattering it into a million pieces.
Looking at his handy work he only to frown say he looked. "It's powerful but can still be dodged I need to combine more combos to throw people off." Kazuma thought as he picked up a rock tossing it up and down.
"Huh." was all he could say before an eruption of scattered rocks, dirt and debris engulfed him sending him skyward. In the air Kazuma caught a balled chain flying toward him before pulling himself away from a barrage of knives, swords and chains.
Landing on his feet Kazuma turned to the source of the attack. "Hey Mu-Tsu finally done playing nice huh. What was it me hanging out with Shamps, me beating Ranma a feat you still haven't accomplished or was it getting your ass kick by a fucking motorcycle."
"You ever since you came to this town things have gotten worse. I've tried to remain calm trying to keep it together but your worse then Saotome. At least tries to avoid my darling Shampoo but you actively presue her just looking at you makes me sick. And I'm tired of waiting tired of sitting idly by, tired of...
"Being a bitch!" Kazuma interupted as he appeared before Mousse delivering a punch into his stomach followed by a knee to the chin, ending it with a open palm to the chest sending him to the ground.
Enjoy the rage on Mousse face as he picked himself up Kazuma continued. "You know I'm actually impressed you kept it together all this time, I mean I was guessing you were going to take a crack at me during that mission but here you are waiting till now."
"Shut-up I don't want to hear anything from you!" he shouted drawing his chain shooting them in a seemingly random way causing Kazuma to dodge each chain looking for an opening.
Just as he jumped to the left he failed to notice Mousse delivering a kick into his side sending into another nearby boulder.
Rising to his feet Kazuma backflips onto the boulder before jumping off it propelling him into the blind-boy delivering a roundhouse to the chin.
Roaring in blind rage
Rising to his feet Kazuma dustied himself off as he locked on the male amazon. Rather then say anything Kazuma got into stance only to jump to the side dodging a barrage of chain and knives coming from behind.
Catching one of the chains Kazuma started spinning like a top taking Mousse along for the ride smashing him into as many trees as he could before tossing him away.
Soaring through the sky Mousse swipes his arm through the air sending a number of knive and swords as he readjusted himself.
Rather then dodge Kazuma charged forward getting into Mousse guard before in the span of a second preformed an open palm uppercut to the amazons chin, followed by a swift elbow strike, an inside axe kick.
"Mubyōshi!" he shouted as swift and strong punch barreled into the male amazons chest blasting him through the forest into a number of trees before a loud thud was heard.
Just as he was about to walk to the downed amazon only for a chain to wrap around his arm pulling him through the forest as a second chain caught his opposite leg as a few balled chains slammed into his stomach. This actually pissed him off more then hurt him.
Landing in the forest clearing Kazuma quickly removes the chains as he surveyed the area looking for any sign of the amazon boy.
Just then knives, swords, chains, rope darts even exploding eggs surrounded the field from all areas barreling in on Kazuma.
"Mubyōshi!" he shouted again as he punched into one of the sections of the weapons with enough force to send them soaring in the opposite direction. Using this opening he jumps through the opening only to roll out of the way of several weapns slamming into the ground he once stood.
"Someone's been training, where was this when that motorcycle was beating your ass." the adventurer said dodging another barrage of weapons. "So what's finally brought this about?"
"It's you always spending time with my darling Shampoo, always involving yourself in her life, at least Saotome avoids her but you. I've seen the way you look at her!" Mousse shouted as he crossed his arms weapons poping out of the sleeves.
"Listen and listen good Hishigaki Shampoo is mine, she belongs to me and no one else!" he shouted as he jumped into the air while uncrossing his arms releasing twin tornado weapons that criss crossed as it descended on the adventurer. "See my newest move the Rain of Steel!"
"Hey I never heard her complaining about my company." Kazuma said with a shoulder shrug jumping away a little to slow as one of the weapons cut his face.
Long jumping back he was surprised to see the weapons closely following causing him to do an about face running through forest weeving through trees causing them to be embedded with weapons.
"Come on stand still and let them hit you!" growled a frustrated Mousse waving his arms around with thin wires that were attached to each finger.
Kazuma swings off a branch as he starts jumping from tree to tree as more weapons continue crash into those trees. Hitting the ground in a tuck and roll he jumps back into the trees just seconds before a knife sliced into the earth.
"Do you know what I've had to go through, all the heartache, the training, all for her so she'll finally accept my love!" Mousse shouted as he had flashbacks of his time with Shampoo. "I challenged her to a marriage battle only to lose, so I leave my villiage to train honing my skills while learning new ones. And when I finally return she gets defeated and leaves the villiage to regain her honor and to make matters worse the 'girl' who defeated her was actually a male! I've spent my whole life getting rid of any suitors that catches her eye only for the one time I'm gone that happens."
At first interested Kazuma quickly grew tired of hearing him rant and rave before jumping grabbing two of the grounded knives. Throwing them at the boy amazon who quickly jumped out of the way which shifted the weapon storm slightly. Doing this again the storm moved again this time crashing into a boulder reducing the weapon count even more.
Smirking at this Kazuma ran around avoiding the weapon storm grabbing a sword before throwing it at Mousse horizontal forcing him to the jump just as Kazuma darted at him delivering an knee to the stomach then a double punch to the back sending him to the ground.
Landing next to the downed amazon Kazuma shook his head in disappointment. "Oh boohoo the girl I like doesn't like me, and instead of trying to be better, fixing my problems to get her attention, I try to get rid of the competion."
"Don't mock me." Mousse growled as he struggled to get back to his feet.
Kazuma gave a deadpan stare as he watched the youth before him. "You do know if I actually tried you wouldn't getting back like this right."
"Shut Up!"
"Whatever were done here." he said with a shrug as jabbed him in the arms and legs flooring him again.
Mousse was stunned one moment he was getting to his feet albeit slowly the next he was now flat on his stomach motionless. "W-What did you do!?"
"Pressure point, seriously why do you guys not use that." he said actually chuckling at the last part. "Well that was fun but I'm out of here." with that Kazuma began to walk away.
"Wait! You can't just leave me here!"
Squating down so the two were eye level he gave Mousse a look that could compare to that of a parent scolding their child.
"Yes I can I'm not Ranma I don't care how you feel your lucky I let you keep breathing cause you were clearly aiming to kill me. So walk it off or lay there and die." with that he left Mousse to his fate.
/*/
"Goaawh!" groaned out a man as he fell to the floor.
Standing in an unknown forested area was a robed figure currently surrounded by an group of bandits this wouldn't be surprising if not for the fact they were on the ground unconscious.
With their back turned the figure didn't even need to look behind them to move out of the way as the last remaining bandit came charging in with a sword before grabbing the outstretched arm and slamming him into the ground.
"Weaklings." the figure muttered and despite wearing a hood you could almost see the rolling of their eyes. Extending their robed arm as a falcon landed on it, this would have hurt if not for the vermillion red aura radiating off their body protecting them.
After pulling out their own transparent magatama over the falcons back dropping the letter it stored before reading it's contents.
"Really Kazuma a demon." they said before reattaching the letter then bringing their robed hand into their robe pulling out food that the falcon quickly ate before taking flight. "I guess it's time to give my apprentice a visit."
/*/
"Ouch! Dammit Kasumi what the hell is that stuff acid!" Kazuma growled. On his way back to town after his fight with Mousse he didn't except to run into Kasumi even less that she'd panic when seeing him before draging him back to her house for first aid.
"It's peroxide it's going to help clean your cuts." the eldest Tendo said only for Kazuma to roll his eyes as she keeps cleaning his face.
After applying the last of the bandages to his face Kasumi gives him a heartwarming smile. "All better so why were you so cut up."
"Fight."
"Oh my now why would you go and do a thing like that I know your a martial artist but maybe you could try talking things out."
Raising a brow in defiance. "Tell that to all the pugnacious assholes in this town. But on a plus side I've beaten Ranma, Ryoga and now Mu-Tsu in a straight fight I'm three for three!" he said with a smile so infectious it brought one Kasumi despite herself.
"So where's everybody at?"
"Oh my Nabiki had something to do, father had a council meeting, Ranma and Uncle Saotome went out to try to learn that pure chi thing you do. And if I recall Akane went to visit one of her friends." Kasumi listed off as she put the first-aid kit away.
Perking up at the news Kazuma leaned in closer. "So your here alone?"
"Why yes is that a problem?"
"Oh no it's just you... me... alone." Kazuma said while wiggling his eyebrows making Kasumi laugh.
"I don't think Azusa will like that." she said only getting a confused look in response. "I mean she is your girlfriend right?"
Grabbing her hands Kazuma looks the elder Tendo in the eyes to make sure she got an honest answer. "Kasumi I have and I repeat have no idea what goes on in that girl's head. I mean I can get where she's coming from someimes but as a whole it's unknown terrain." he explained rubbing the bridge of his nose.
"So the kiss?"
"Don't know can't explain it and for the life of me I don't want to waste me time trying." rubbing his temples. "I think she was just following her instincts, which is part of the reason I still let her keep Chiot." he explained as a voice came from outside the house.
"Beside a kiss is a way of showing affection, be it love, sexual desire, reverence, or even a simple greeting."
"Kasumi I'm home!" shouted a voice belonging to Soun Tendo heading thier way.
Seeing this as the moment to leave Kazuma makes his way to the back exit only to stop once an idea forms.
"One more thing Kasumi."
"Oh yes Kazu..." she never got a chance to finish as the moment she turned Kazuma planted a kiss on her lips.
Seconds later he pulled back smiling at the wide eyed open mouth plastered on the Tendo's eldest.
"Thanks for the help." with the smile still on his face before running out the back just as the 'patriarch' walked into the room.
"Ah Kasumi there you are how was your day?" Soun asked not noticing the far away look on his daughters eyes.
"O-Oh My..." was all she said.
/*/
"Monster!" a man shouted as he running away a child held in his arms as he ran.
"GRROOOAAAWWWWHHHH! the monster bellowed as it backhanded a house destoring it.
Currently hiding behind one of the buildings a number of frightened townspeople were huddled together.
"Call the police!"
"No the Army!"
"We tried that our one cop in town failed and the army still hasn't thinks were playing a prank. Quiet! it's starting to leave again." One of the villagers said as said monster took flight away from the village hold a couple of sacks of grain.
"Okay it's gone be it'll be back. So any ideas?" another villager asked only for a finger snap drawing the groups attention to an older woman holding a letter in one hand and a falcon on stick she was holding.
"The Guild." was all she said as the falcon grabbed the letter before taking to the sky as the villagers all slapped their foreheads the sound of flesh hitting flesh echoed through the village.
Chapter End
There will be more plot this is just world building.