"Oh God" Speech
'Kazuma' thought/ foreign language
"DIE!" Chi infusioned shout
I do not own Ranma 1/2
"Thank you have a nice day!" Kazuma cheerfully said as he walked out the Teacher's Lounge of Furinkan High why they ordered a meal at a school were beyond him.
Oh well not his problem.
"Delivery complete!" Kazuma cheered for himself as he walked through Furinkan's halls. As he turned the corner he saw a large crowd blocking his way to the exit. "Alright move it." With a shrug Kazuma began simply pushing people away. "Out of the way." He shoved a student into another. "Coming through." he jumped over someone. "Guy with a job." he actually tossed a student over his shoulder, once in front the adventurer deadpanned at the sight.
Standing there like a deer caught in the headlight was Ranma with his arms wrapped around a beautiful woman who was the defination of a bombshell. Brown hair cascaded down her back standing just a few inches taller then Ranma. She was wearing what could be described as a tight fitting yellow long sleeve mini dress ending just at her mid thigh, which accentured her curves in all the right places and white heels. The parts the dress showed off the most were her hips and chest, her breats from what Kazuma could see were even bigger then Shampoo's E-cup breasts being a F-cup and from what he could see wasn't wearing a bra. Said dress did a great job pushing out her ass giving a great view to anyone to see her walking away.
With a grin on his face Kazuma quickly reaches out his hand to offer a fist bump. "Go Ranma! About time you grew a pair!" (1)
"RANMA!" a dark red aura enveloped a rather irate Tendo Heir fist clenched in feminine fury.
"I-It's not no what it looks like." Ranma tried to stammer out a defense.
"RANMA NO BAKA!" Key word was tried as Akane was already upon him sending him flying with a devastating uppercut.
"Why does he not just dodge?" These thoughts were ignored as he looked back to were the teacher was only instead of the bombshell he'd been eyeing instead there was a little girl wearing the same outfit only made looking a little big for her. "Nope."
Kazuma didn't survive as long as he did as an adventurer by not knowing when to leave and sexy teachers turning into little girls was not on his list of shit he was gettting into.
As he walked away he failed notice a certain Tendo sister tagging along.
"So guess this means Ranma's done looking to learn pure chi." Kazuma mused as he walked through the streets of Nerima. "Should probably tell Ryouka she doesn't have to kill him."
"I doubt it, knowing Ranma he'll learn this and use it as a shortcut to learning pure chi." Nabiki appeared behind him. So lost in his thoughts he wasn't even alarmed by Nabiki not only showing up, but that she wrapped his arm around her waiste as one would a lover.
Hearing this Kazuma massaged the bridge of his nose. "There is no shortcut to learning it."
A sly grin recovered the Middle Tendo's face. "Whatever I'm more interested in the way you were checking out Miss Hinako didn't know you had a thing for older woman. Maybe I should tell Azusa and Shampoo about this I think they'll have something to say about that." she grinned at him impishly and waggled her eyebrows.
Now sporting his own grin. "Can you blame me when she's an adult she's like if you, Shampoo and Kasumi fused into someone who oddly has a teaching degree." he started rubbing his chin in thought. "Makes you think where did she go t school?"
"Pfft, you say that but she turns into a kid if she runs out of chi, definitely a turnoff." Jumping forward Nabiki now stands in front of Kazuma the top few buttons of her uniform undo revealing a generous amount of cleavage crossing her arms under her chest, pushing her breasts up. "Luckly I don't have that problem what you see is what you get. Don't tell me you'd rather be with her then me? After all the benefits are without a doubt ~perky~."
Now Kazuma was strong he'd traveled the world, fought people who could make caves out of mountains with just a single finger, seen things that could drive men crazy, even saw a rainbow that contained colors that didn't even exist. However none of that matter with the beauty before him after only a minute standoff Kazuma's will failed him as his eyes darted down to the creamy valley that was Nabiki's DD-cup twin mountains.
"Gothcha!"
"Aren't you worried that your old man won't try to beat the piss out of me."
She grins biting her lower lip softy as she brings a hand to his chest. "Something tells your even less concerned with that happening big boy."
"Hey Get Back Here!/You Can't Get Away!/HE'S GETTING AWAY!"
"WHAT A HAUL! WHAT A HAUL!"
The moment was ruined as a familair voice cried barreling towards them. With even a thought Kazuma outstretched his hand grasping a tiny old man on his back was a sack larger then himself.
"Who has the nerve to interfere with the mighty..." he started only to perk up at the intruder. "Ah Kazuma my boy."
Rolling his eyes at the old man's antics. "A little earlier to be in trouble ain't it Happosai?" Kazuma greeted oddly kindly as he thought back to the day he first met the old pervert.
Flashback
Days after Ranma's duel with Kuno, Kazuma found himself in a mostly empty room. The only things in it were a chalkboard, three desks and two other occupants. Two of them were Ranma who sat lazily in one of the desks while another was a man looking roughly around Colognes age sitting at another desk needing to sit on several books he matched her in both age and height. At the front of the desks by the board was Akane holding a pointer to the only four words on the board.
STOP BEING A PERVERT!
Reading it Kazuma said what he felt all the men in the room were thinking. "Well this sucks."
"Quite when the teachers speaking!" Akane raged thrusting the pointer in the adventurers direction.
"You weren't talking, we've been hear in complete silence for twenty minutes, twenty minutes we'll never get back. I feel we're owed compensation."
"I don't need to.."
"At least dress like a teacher wheres your white shirt with the top three buttons undone, high heels and pencil skirt. Come on at least wearing some glasses."
"Ah yes the boy speaks the truth." the old man nodded sagely.
Grin on his face Kazuma thumbed back to the old man. "See he gets it. Hey names Kazuma Adventurer I kicked this guy's ass earlier."
"Hey!" Ranma shouted in anger.
"Okay temporarily suspended." he rolled his eyes in annoyance at the correction.
"Happosai Grand Master and Founder of Anything Goes Martial Arts."
A trio of question marks appeared over the adventurer's head. "First I heard of it, must not have any students worth mentioning." he grin smugly at Ranma who was seconds from lunging at him.
"Quite both of you!" the youngest Tendo stomped her foot in anger.
Kazuma leaned back in his chair clearly annoyied by all this. "Pfth what's the point of all this crap?"
Pointing an accussing finger at the adventurer. "Because your a pervert and that's wrong! You and the that leech are open perverts and this one transform into a girl, he probably touches his girl side for kicks." fire was in her eyes as she glared at him.
Throwing his hands up in defiance. "Hey cut us some slack, I traveled the world met a lot of people and seen some shit that would make you say like what. And at least I only focus on certain people."
"The old man is a product of a different era, things were just different back then. He could just smack a single girl on the ass and they'd take it as a complement." Happosai nodded in approval.
And who knows what Genma did to this guy. I've only heard parts of some of the depressing stuff he calls 'training' and who knows what Ranma either missed, ignored or simply repressed to make it in life."(2)
"Don't lump in with these two, just cause of my curse doesn't make me a prevert!" Ranma shouted in his own defense.
"I doubt that especially after all the times you came into the girls locker room in your girl form!" she countered.
Leaning down to the old man Kazuma asked in a hushed whisper. "Weren't these two suppose to getting married?"
Happosai nodded his head. "Those two have been at it like cats and dogs since they first met."
For the next few minutes the two continued to argue, seeing this wasn't going anywhere both Happosai and Kazuma slowly snuck out the room.
"Soooooo hungry?"
Flashback Ends
While he didn't support what the old man did if all the martial artist refused to do anything about it and until someone hired the Guilde it wasn't his problem. Kazuma was so completely lost in thought failing to notice the impish smile on Nabiki's face.
"Hey! Here's a lesson about girls loverboy. Never ignore them!" she chirped launching her arm forward slapping him on the ass. "Especially when you got more then one pawing at you."
"...Oh okay that happened." dropping Happosai who scurried away. Kazuma had jumped to his toes in shock.
Still behind him she grabs his shoulders before jumping onto his back. "Now come on as punishment you own me a shopping date."
Kazuma threw his head back as he groaned knowing this was to be a drain on his wallet. Sometimes having a harem was rough.
"No groaning now giddy-up!"
At the same time Shampoo hid in the back of the Neko kitchen as she watched two titans in the middle of an epic battle.
"AAAAHHHH!" Ryouka cheered throwing back another sake. "That's twelve!"
Across from her at the table downing her own drink was Cologne. "Thirteen." her smirk grew at the fuming red head.
"Grape! Another!" a bottle of Sake soared through the air into her waiting hand. Quickly pouring two cups downing the first in under a second before going at her second at a slower pace. "So seems your Great Granddaughter wants my apprentice to put a baby in her?"
"EEEEKKKKKK!"
"It's certainly a step-up from her last pursuit. She just needs to make a move."
Hearing another squeak from the back Ryouka continued. "Oh you don't like that, with those big milkers and that fat rump it should be expected." she laughed as the younger girl sputtered in embarassment. "Is she really 16?"
"Shampoo butt no fat!"
"Do you prefer giant, massive or huge?" the Amazon's eye twitched with each adjective.
"Try plump it runs in the family, each generation the women get bigger and and rounder." Cologne smirked as her family had something to be proud of.
"Hey Kazuma definitely enjoys it." Ryouka added.
Deciding to have some fun herself Cologne joins in. "Just go for it I'd like to die knowing my family bloodline continues."
"Great Grandmother!"
"At least this one won't run away." With the blush on her grand daughters face now at an atomic level Cologne eyed the flame hair woman before her. "So how long are you going to use that form? "
For the briefest of moments Ryouka had the look of someone much older then she looked. "Till Kazuma can make me. I always dreamed of having a fight where I can fight my hardest using every technique, trick and skill I've ever learned and since I couldn't find one I decided to make one."
"Is that why are you really here?" she downed another drink.
"Oh no that far into the future he's good I stay top 10 in his generation but that's still a long way from now." She reponded a cup placed to her lips no one seeing the frown gracing her lips. "No let's just say the guide want to make an example of him."
"Are you sure it's not a Jusenkyo thing?" Nabiki called out from behind a curtain at the mall going through a pile of outfits. Smirking at the pile Nabiki learned a number of things about life, Money makes the world go round, cloths make the man or in her case woman, and womans cloths were more expensive then mens.
Especially woman with a much more bountiful chest, like herself. And while she liked to "borrow" Akanes there was just something about wearing a shirt that didn't look like it was painted on.
"Im sure, it's how she looked in her twenties. She uses her chi to look like this, I think she's actually in her 90's." Kazuma explained whispering looking around for an attack to never came. "At least that's what the Guide record's suggest."
Hearing this Nabiki grabbed a skirt she'd been eyeing. "I guess you didn't know that when you first jumped ship?"
"Nope! Freak me out when I first saw it. Imagine waking up with some strange woman hovering above you."
Admiring herself in the mirror while the skirt looked good on her great even, the top was another story forcing the middle Tendo to throw it on the bench. Now seeing herself in just a short black skirt and a pink bra and impish grin spread across her face. "Hey Kazuma?"
"What's up?" he replied from outside the changing room.
"Can you come in here a sec?" Nabiki asked.
Kazuma was silent for a moment, no doubt digesting her words, but a second later. "Sure." he replied.
If there was one thing about her fiancee, it was that he wasn't shy.
A moment later, the curtain slid open and he stepped in, letting the flap fall looking at her.
The adventurers froze, jaw dropping and eyes zeroing in on her large bra covered breasts.
Lime Starts
"So Kazuma how does this skirt look?" she spoke seductively brow raised as the smirk on her face grew at the deer caught in the headlights look he gave her girls. Yes being the bustist Tendo sister had it's advantages.
And like a tigeress on the prowl the smirking Nabiki cleared the distance hips swaying seductively before coming to a stop pressing her large bouncey chest against his hard girm one.
"I came with the bra but I guess you can tell me about that to." she teased only for her eyes to widen as something hard pressed into her. "I guess that answers that question."
Kazuma was at a cross roads on, he knew Nabiki was up to something, on the other hand whenever he was mentioned to have a harem no one not even the girls involved complained about it. On the third hand they were in a public spot where anyone could see.
"Screw it." reaching out, one hand around her hips pulling her forward, lowering his head down pressing his lips against the shocked Mercenary's as the other hand reached up taking a handful of one of her breasts.
"Mmmmm." Nabiki moaned into the kiss her arms wrapping around his neck. "Ooh a girl could get use to this."
This make-out session lasted for a few moments before the middle Tendo pushed him off her. "Okay stud that was fun and all but I think it's time for the actual reason I called you here."
Kazuma stared at the hand he had groped her with already missing the soft flesh that engulfed his palm. "Huh? What was that?"
Dropping to her knees grabbing both sides of his pants. "Showing you something I have over Azusa." With a might yank, his pants and boxers fell to the ground as his fully erect cock slapped her in the face. "She was right it really is fat and meaty."
"Wait you talked about...ohh
Kazuma couldn't finish as Nabiki slipped his cock between her breasts. She slowly starts thrusting which soon turned into a savage thrust. "Thick Bastard. I know she can't do this."
"Lick the tip." Kazuma said placing his hand on her head.
"Oh giving me orders now stud." Nabiki stuck her tongue out licking the tip everytime it reached her face.
If one were to walk by the sound of rhythmic slapping of flesh and slurping could be heard coming from the changing room.
"I'm gonna..." He moaned as he came grabbing the top of her head, her open mouth placed over his cock as he came releasing a thick stream down her throat.
Nabiki's eyes widened at how much cum was poured down her throat. She began to shallow as much as she could to keep from choking but shallowing it all was becoming difficult. Thankfully Kazuma let go, cum spilled from Nabiki's mouth as she grasped for air.
"Hello is everything okay in there?" the voice of the sales clerk asked from outside the room. "I haven't seen you in a while, wanted to make sure you weren't stuck in there?"
"Wait!" Seconds later Nabiki's head popped out the curtain. "I'm good just going through what I like." Using it to obscure the clerks of Kazuma who had ducked down behind her.
"Good how about.."
As the two talked Kazuma was to distracted as the sight of Nabiki's pink panties the thin fabric unable to do anything other then sink helplessly into Nabiki's other valley between her firm round butt cheeks. While not the biggest of booties it was certainly a sight for the eyes but the wet spot between her legs told Kazuma all he needed to know. Reaching both his hands out Kazuma grasps both cheeks smiling as they sank into the doughy flesh.
"EPP!" The middle Tendo squealed in shock as she felt hands on her ass, just when she finally conviced the sales clerk to leave.
"Miss?"
"I'm... fine" she said coming to a pause as she felt her panties pulled down to her ankles. The blush on her face became more prominent while behind the curtain her hips wiggled left and right as she felt Kazuma's hot breathe against her now dripping sex.
Half between the counter the curtain the clerk was just out of sight of the changes the brunette was going through. "Are you sure?"
At that moment something wet, soft and slippery trailed up the folds of her womanhood. "O-Oh Y-Yes!"
Turning to the scream the clerk only saw a flapping curtain.
Back insde the changing room Nabiki glared down at a smirking Kazuma who had her legs over his shoulders. "Kazuma!" Nabiki growled clearly unamused by this sure teasing was fun but only when she was the teaser.
"An adventurer always repays his debts." was his simple reply as his tongue prodded against her folds and then pushed it deep inside much to Nabiki shock and pleasure.
"D-Deeper." The Queen of Debt moaned out grabbing the back of his head biting her lower lip.
"Focus." Closing his eye closing off all his sense only the flow of the chi of the world, seeing the flow of energy coursing through Nabiki's body. Pushing his tongue in deeper at the same time flicking his tongue rapidly faster and faster then even faster his reward came in form of Nabiki bucking her hips against his face.
"I'm CHmmmmmmm!" Nabiki did her best to surpresse a moan as the world around her turned white.
"Ghah! Ghah! Ghah!" Kazuma panted both from the concentrated use of chi but also the sensation of the event.
"Miss?!" Kazuma quickly jumped as the voice of the sales clerk.
"Miss?! Are you okay in there?!" the clerks voice was coming closer. Kazuma looked between the curtain and Nabiki still lost in Post-Coital Bliss.
"Well it's cheaper then letting her keep shopping."
"Miss are you alri..." emptiness that was all the clerk saw in the room as not only was the strange girl gone but also all the cloths. All that remained was a large stack of yen notes.
Author's Note
1) In Kazuma's defense you would think anyone groping someone in broad daylight with people everywhere they naturally were together.
2) You got to admit there probably is even more things Genma's done that we never hear about.