Original Posted On Oct. 15, 2024
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"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
One-Shot: START!
Dry Fuck Studios…
It was a rare day.
A day where Naruto and Verosika had the entire house to themselves.
Andromeda was being baby sat by Vortex and Jayjay.
Blitz, Millie, Moxxie, and Loona were at work.
Fuu decided to take a long hike around Hell, get use to the new area.
Leaving the Hound and Succubus all to themselves.
Verosika stood in the elevator that led to her bedroom, which she shared with her wife and husband.
She exited the elevator, and didn't see Naruto.
Looking around the room, Verosika heard a sound from the bathroom.
Cracking the door open, Verosika had to bite her lip to not make a sound.
Naruto was standing in front of the mirror, looking at his laptop, and jerking off.
Sounds of moaning and all kinds of other kinky stuff could be heard.
Verosika felt a rush of horny flood her body.
"Hey," Verosika called out as she pushed the door open. "What you watching?"
Verosika watched Naruto slam his lap top shut and cover himself with a towel
"VEROSIKA!" Naruto yelled in a panic.
"You enjoying your masturbating?" Verosika asked, her lips curling into a smirk, slightly hurt he'd choose masturbation over fucking her or Loona.
"N-No…" Naruto bashfully said as he avoided Verosika's gaze.
Verosika pressed 'X' to doubt as she lunged for his computer.
Naruto moved to prevent her opening it, but she avoided his arms and grabbed his lap top.
She opened it.
"AAAH, AAAH, AAAAH, HUUUUUUUUHHHH~"
On screen was a short blue haired woman with a green lock of hair in her bangs.
She had lovely skin while wearing what appeared to be bondage gear torn open for her breasts to swing as she was being fucked doggy style.
Behind her on the bed was a nun outfit, clearly covered in sweat and cum.
"YES, RIGHT THERE! MAKE THIS NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY NUN REPENT!" the woman screamed as she climaxed.
"I can explain!" Naruto shouted as he ripped his laptop out of Verosika's hands, his towel dropping.
"You like nuns?" Verosika asked, confused and aroused at the same time as she and Naruto walked from the bathroom to the bedroom.
"uh… huh…" Naruto was so red that Verosika could feel the heat. "Actually… she's an exorcist…"
"Alright, explain." Verosika said as she sat down on the bed as Naruto exited the video.
Not bothering to cover himself in front of his wife, Naruto sat next to Verosika, naked.
"So, I grew up watching anime." Naruto started, feeling embarrassed, despite Verosika already knowing this. "So, as I got older, more… sexual anime were the ones I watched more. There were a lot, but one stood out."
Verosika nodded.
"Her name is Xenovia Quarta. She is a badass exorcist from this anime I liked as a teen." Naruto explained. "I was just looking through the internet for pictures of her and… well… one thing led to another…"
"I see." Verosika said as she stood up. "Hold on, I need to do something really quick."
'Is she mad?' Naruto thought in a panic as Verosika walked over to her large walk-in closet, entering it and closing the door. 'Oh, fuck I pissed her off. How do I correct this?'
Naruto spent a few minutes internally panicking before the closet door opened.
"Well~ What do you think?" Verosika asked, stepping out.
She was wearing a store-bought nun outfit.
'Okay, that's hot, love the ironic contrast. Sex demon wearing an outfit of the church.' Naruto thought.
But she surprised Naruto when she shrunk down to a human female height.
Before his eyes, Verosika's body slowly shape shifted into Xenovia.
"Well?" Verosika asked, her voice not altered. "Do I look the part?"
She didn't need a vocalized answer as she looked at Naruto's fully erect cock giving her the one-man salute.
"Or, would you like this?" Verosika asked.
Once more, she shapeshifted.
She kept Xenovia's appearance, but this time, her skin was pink, she had succubus horns, wings, and tail.
"Which do you prefer, Na~Ru~To~" Verosika asked as she walked up to him, swaying her hips before she dropped to her knees, putting her hands in prayer, closing her eyes. "Because I offer my prayers to thy mighty cock, let me show my sincere devotion~"
Verosika's hands gripped her costume, and with some force, tore it open, her breasts spilling out.
She leaned forward, placing Naruto's dick in her breasts.
"I shall polish the symbol of my faith with all my belief I will be rewarded~" Verosika said, batting her eyes sensually before she moved her breasts up and down his erection.
She felt Naruto shudder under her movements, his penis twitching.
Verosika pressed her hands against her breasts, squishing Naruto's tip between her soft flesh orbs, making Naruto gasp, his hands gripping her shoulders, making her spin tingle with sexual sparks.
"Please, my god~" she said before pulling off, sticking her tongue out. "I want to serve you~"
She leaned forward, licking his balls, his shaft, and tip, the tip of her tongue rolling and lathering the tip of his cock lovingly.
Verosika tasted precum forming as she did, making her smile before she pulled off, internally giggling at how excited it was and the yearning it wanted.
Verosika said nothing as she used her hands to open her mouth wider, tongue hanging out completely, inviting him into her mouth.
Naruto was so fucking aroused.
Before him was Verosika, his wife, dressed as a nun.
Who happened to be Xenovia, one of his favorite female characters.
His excitement was through the roof and to the moon.
No hesitation, his dick entered Verosika's mouth, her eyes going cross eyed as she took all of him, hitting her throat with ease.
Verosika held it fore several seconds, feeling his balls shake against her chin before she pulled off, his cock coated heavily in her saliva.
"Oh, Lord, let me worship thy cock more." Verosika 'begged', giving Naruto a puppy dog look.
She pushed him onto the bed, crawling up his body, pressing her breasts into his face as his tip teased her clit, making the two of them more aroused.
"Please, my God, take my virgin holy pussy to heaven~" Verosika whispered into Naruto's ear, nipping the tip, sending ecstasy down his spine.
Naruto gripped her ass, pulling her down onto him, plunging deep into her.
A scream ripped itself from Verosika's throat, throwing herself back, acting like a virgin who just lost their virginity.
"Oh, My lord…" She said, eyes holding untamed lust in them, her body becoming very sensitive. "Your mighty…"
"Okay, you don't need to do that…" Naruto said as he grabbed her nipples, making Verosika gasp.
Verosika smirked.
"Fine…" She said as she leaned down, shoving her tongue into his mouth, his hands moving back down to her ass, molding them with his hands.
Verosika began to gyrate her hips, both of them moaning into each other's mouths as she initiated the fucking.
Meanwhile, IMP Office…
Loona felt a chill run down her spine.
'I feel like I am missing something awesome right now.' She thought, trying to get this feeling to go away, but unable too.
Dry Fuck Studios…
"YES, YES, YESSSS, CUMMING!" Verosika screamed as Naruto hovered over her.
He was three fingers deep into her pussy, his thumb grazing her clit as he sucked on her nipple like a hungry infant, his erection pressing itself against her thigh.
Verosika gasped, eyes glazing over before they snapped into focus as Naruto continued to finger her, not relenting.
"WAIT, WAIT, NARUTOOOOOOOO~" Verosika screamed as she squirted into his hand.
Naruto felt his wife's climax, her vaginal muscles squeezing his fingers.
He slowly pulled them out, feeling each muscle spasm as he did, purposely grazing her G-Spot as he pulled them out.
"I just had a thought." Naruto told Verosika as he licked his hand of her vaginal fluid as Verosika gasped. "I never got to do this…"
Verosika watched Naruto apply his Human disguise.
She was still shapeshifted into Succubus Xenovia.
"Oh, I see, naughty boy~" Verosika purred as she shapeshifted into Human Xenovia, tossing off the nun costume completely. "Well, come on, tame your exorcist~"
Naruto got above Verosika, feeling her skin on his.
In all their time together, they never had sex with his human disguise on.
With Verosika currently looking like Xenovia, it was like a dream come true for Naruto, his boner throbbing as he entered Verosika, hearing her moan from how sensitive she was.
Verosika wrapped her arms and legs around Naruto.
"Fuck me, my Stud, fuck me!" Verosika begged, tapping his back with her foot.
Naruto began thrusting, deep and hard into his wife, their flesh slapping together loudly.
"Yes, YEEEESSSSHHH…" Verosika lulled out as Naruto's cock went in and out of her vaginal canal.
"Vero…" Naruto grunted, all of the stimulation having built enough for him to be close to orgasming.
"Inside, INSIDE!" Verosika cried out before Naruto came inside of her vagina, letting out a moan with a fucked stupid face.
Naruto pulled out, Verosika and him shuddering as he did.
Naruto grabbed Verosika, flipping her over into Doggy Style.
"OH, YES, RIGHT THERE, YOU'RE HITTING MY G!" Verosika screamed as Naruto re-entered her vagina, his hand pressing her head into the bed, angling her body and his dick to hit her best spots.
Meanwhile…
"Ozz… Ozz!" Fizzarolli said in concern when Asmodeus stopped working, looking away. "Ozz, what's wrong?"
"I felt… great pleasure in the Horny…" The King of Lust said like a wise sage. "Someone is being fucked to full gratification."
Dry Fuck Studios…
Verosika was pulled up into Reverse Cow-Girl, bouncing up and down Naruto's cock.
She felt a swell of magic behind her, turning to see what Naruto had done, and saw a second Naruto, fully erect and ready to fuck.
'Oh, crap, I forgot he can clone himself.' Verosika thought as the clone grabbed her breasts for a titty fuck.
Verosika expertly bounced on her husband's dick and titty fucked the clone, releasing her breasts to grab the clones' hips to pull it in for a blow job, gagging on its fat penis as she enjoyed the sensations of having her pussy stuffed and her mouth and throat violated.
The clone pulled out of her mouth, spinning her around and onto Naruto, who wrapped his arms around her, kissing her.
'Oh, is this… yes, it IS~' Verosika thought as she pressed herself as far as she could into Naruto while their tongues fought for dominance.
Her asshole was exposed to the clone, who was pressing his tip against it.
"Do it~" Verosika yelled/begged. "Fuck my ass and pussy, together, I want to cum from my ass!"
The clone grabbed her hips, making her ass cheeks jiggle before he positioned himself… and penetrated her ass.
Verosika's eyes widened, lips tightly making an 'O' as her body went tense.
It had been a long while since she was on the receiving end of Anal, so it was a very shocking experience.
But then her body relaxed, her fucked stupid face returned and she lulled, her body returning to normal, no longer being Xenovia.
"There she is…" the clone said as grabbing Verosika's horns. "There my girl~"
Verosika's vagina got wetter as he pulled back as he pulled his cock out… only to slam his cock back in.
A guttural moan echoed from Verosika as the clone set the pace, making Verosika's breast hit Naruto's face, which he groped and sucked on, making Verosika's pleasure soar higher and higher.
"Fu… Fuck me… harder…" She moaned. "Make me nothing by a cum starved whore…"
Naruto reached around and grabbed the base of her tail as the clone latched onto the tip of her tail.
Verosika squealed, her body tensing, her ass and vagina tightening from these actions.
'M-my tail…' She shuddered as the three were now covered in thick layers of sweat. 'Cheaters…'
Naruto and the clone continued to pump deeply into Verosika.
'Yes' and 'More' were the words she could say, the rest were uncoherent moans, groans, grunts, and other kinds of sounds that showed her approval.
Naruto and the clone grunted, gripping her body tightly as they came, filling her pussy and ass with cum, making her belly swell.
Meanwhile…
Queen Bee was relaxing, reading a book before her vagina spasmed, becoming soaked thoroughly through her panties and shorts.
'The fuck?' She thought in utter confusion. 'Someone must be reaching immense gluttony levels that rival my own… but what kind of gluttony?'
Dry Fuck Studios…
Verosika was once again on her knees, this time, sucking Naruto and the clone.
She fondled their balls, her tail tickling their assholes.
"Verosika!" Naruto called out, cumming on Verosika's face from her hand job.
So hard did he cum that Naruto's human disguise fell.
"Oh, there he is…" Verosika giggled, wiping the cum off of her eyes, slurping it sensually. "There's my boy~"
Naruto chuckled, seeing that she used the same sentence as his clone.
"Hey, don't stop!" the clone urged, ready to cum himself.
"I'm so…"
Verosika was silenced when the clone's cock entered her mouth, eyes rolling in the back of her head as she continued to jerk Naruto off.
Meanwhile…
"Here's your order…" Jayjay stiffened.
She was at work, giving a customer their order, when her body stiffened.
"You okay?" the customer, who was a regular, asked seeing the strange behavior Jayjay was showing.
"Yeah… I am fine, stubbed my toe." Jayjay lied, laughing it off as she put the food out before walking away. 'The fuck was that… all I know is…'
Jayjay walked into the kitchen.
"Hey, babe, order for table number…"
Vortex was silenced with Jayjay's mouth.
"Bathroom, fuck, now!" She huskily demanded in his ear.
Vortex's boner nearly ripped his pants open.
Dry Fuck Studios…
Verosika was being fucked once again in doggy by Naruto, but this time, she was licking the clone's ass as she jerked him off.
"You want me to do this to you while Loona fucks me?" Verosika asked Naruto, giggling as he turned red. "I'll take that for a yes~"
Naruto leaned over, grabbing her breasts, squeezing and pulling on them as he licked the back of her neck.
"CUMMING!" the clone yelled.
Verosika, with the speed of lightning, caught every last drop of cum from the clone in her mouth.
"Delicious~" She purred as the clone gasped.
Verosika felt Naruto pick up speed along with his breathing.
"Vero…"
Verosika felt him tighten his grip and cum inside of her again.
"Wonderful~" She lulled, her face landing next to the clone's nuts, the scent keeping Verosika's horny alive, her tongue slipping out to tickle his balls.
The clone's erection was restored.
"Now…" Verosika used her fingers to spread her pussy. "What next~"
Meanwhile…
Hinata was grocery shopping with Kiba… and suddenly collapsed.
'WHAT THE FUCK…' She thought in a panic, her body spasming with pleasure as her fluid began to spread out across the floor. 'I haven't felt this good…' Another spasm shot through her. 'Since I fucked stray dog!'
Dry Fuck Studios…
Verosika moaned loudly as she was being eaten out by the clone as Naruto licked her neck, fondling her breasts, and teased her clit.
The dual stimulation of tongue and finger made Verosika's body sensitive to arousal.
So enthralled in sex they didn't hear the elevator door open.
Meanwhile…
Kurama was in a wheel chair.
She was barely able to move, needing assistance.
She suddenly felt like she was struck by a lighting horny bolt in her clit, her bandages soaking her vaginal fluids.
'GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!' Kurama mentally raged due to her inability to masturbate or have sex.
As this was happening to Mother, Daughter felt it in her own hospital room.
But unlike Kurama, who embraced the Horny, Tamamo felt embarrassed, guilt laced pleasure, and dirty.
Biting her lip, the teen pleased herself, trying to clear her mind, if you will.
Dry Fuck Studios…
"Well, well…"
Naruto, his clone, and Verosika stopped what they were doing, turning their heads to see…
"Loona." All three said in unison, their arousal spiking again.
Loona was in her human disguise… and donning the tattered nun outfit, her breasts hanging out, her hands together in 'prayer'.
"May I also join this gathering in worship?" She asked cheekily, playing the part.
Naruto jumped Loona, pinning her under him.
As she was in her human disguise, Loona was significantly smaller than he was, but the passion was reciprocated when their lips met.
The skirt part of the costume was ripped off, ruining it further, and Naruto stuck his dick into his wife.
Immediately, her human disguise was dropped, allowing hellhound Loona to howl in horny.
'That's hot…' Verosika thought as she teased the clone's asshole with her finger as she used one thumb to rub under the clone's tip.
Hours Later…
The sun was setting, its orange glow entering the master bedroom of DFS.
Verosika was smoking a cigarette, covered in cum, her stomach swollen to look like she was pregnant with quintuplets.
Loona, meanwhile, was laying on the bed, her holes abused and used, making subtle jerking movements as she lazily licked Naruto's dick.
The clone had long been dispersed.
"Well, I say this was a good day…" Verosika joked as she got up, nearly falling over from her being off balance from her oversized belly. "Let's open a window and let the smell out."
Naruto and Loona weakly gave Verosika a thumbs up.
Verosika opened said windows with a victorious smile, the cold air biting her flesh, but in a soothing way that washed over her.
"So, anyone up for a shower?" Verosika asked as she felt mildly gross.
Sex was amazing, but stinking of it was not something she wanted just anyone to know.
Naruto nodded.
Loona grunted, her tail wagging when Naruto came, erupting like a VERY mini-volcano over her face.
"Alright, lazy fucks, get in the tub!" Verosika chuckled, putting out her cigarette and lifting her husband and wife into the bathroom.
It was an amazing day.
One-Shot, End!
I am so happy with this, it is definitely going to be a part of the story canon soon.
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