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Q: WILL THE MC BECOME SO OP AND JUST START ROLFSTOMPING ON EVERYTHING?

A: NO! THIS IS DXD! I GET SCARED JUST LOOKING AT THE POWER LEVELS ON THE ACTUAL NAMED CHARACTERS IN THIS FUCKING SHOW! HE'S GONNA SUFFER A LOT!111

GUEST: Suggestion: Genderbend Kiba into a girl the take his virginity then turn him back so he could experience how it feels to be a woman for MC

A: That's not the type of gender-bending we're gonna be doing here buddy.
Also, how dare you bring straight sex into this holy place of homosexual behaviour?! Be gone! Be gone I say!
(plus the Blessing wouldn't allow that to happen)

The Occult Research club was standing over a "crime scene".

A broken wall, blood everywhere and some chunks of meat were on the floor of the house's backyard.

Koneko was kneeling down near where the blood was, her cute button nose twitching as she picked up and analyzed the scent.

On the side Rias, Akeno and Kiba stood looking over the scene, a supernatural occurrence clearly for the eye to see but the question was what had caused it.

Usually, Sona took care of these kinds of events but today that responsibility had fallen on Rias' lap.

Kiba spoke first.

"Do you think it was an innocent?"

Rias' brow furrowed at the thought.

"Let's hope not..."

Akeno nodded next to her.

Kiba seemed more worried at the thought of an innocent getting hurt, Rias had thought it was simply his usual sense of justice at work but this one seemed different.

"Something wrong, Yuuto?"

The blonde shook his head.

"It's just... I parted ways with my friend yesterday nearby here..."

"I see..."

Rias saw the emotions on the boy's face, it wasn't just a normal worry one showed about a friend.

Akeno and Rias shared a look and smirked, whoever this girl was she clearly had an effect on the blonde knight.

"I'm sure she's fine, Kiba-san."

Yuuto just nodded at Akeno, not noticing the misunderstanding that was starting to form.

The blonde knight took out his phone and started sending a text.

Rias raised an eyebrow and Kiba noticed.

"I'm texting Shinra-san, I'm asking her the address of my friend just in case..."

"Ara ara~ Our Kiba-kun is becoming a little stalker~"

"Wha- No! I'm just worried!"

"Fufufufufu..."

The crimsom-haired devil giggled at the back and forth between her cute family.

Their banter was quickly stopped by a word from Koneko.

"Stray."

They all looked at her as she pointed at one pool of dried blood.

Kiba crossed his arms as a dangerous steel appeared in his eyes.

Rias and Akeno's expressions likewise took a more serious and stoic tone.

Koneko walked to another puddle of blood and she pointed down.

"Human."

The knuckles on Kiba's hand turned white from how hard he was grabbing his own arm, his eyes were closed and the worst thoughts clearly settled in his mind.

Rias placed a hand on his shoulder to try and comfort him.

Yuuto's expression softened a bit letting the worry show more.

Rias couldn't help but think that the girl really had her cute little brother tied around her finger, she had to admit even she didn't think she could make a boy like her this way so quickly.

"Kiba-kun, nothing is confirmed yet."

Akeno tried to comfort him as well, the blonde merely nodded as he looked at the blood.

All their eyes followed Koneko as she walked to where the broke wall was.

"Stray blood, Human? Feels like Youki... and Demonic Power?"

That brought all of them to a stop.

The mix was unnatural, so unnatural it had someone like Koneko wondering what she was smelling.

"Do you recognize who it could be?"

Koneko tilted her head at Akeno's question, a few seconds later a lightbulb suddenly lit up on top of her head.

"Human smells like albino."

A small gasp came out of Yuuto's mouth, a sound so small but filled with complete dread.

Rias didn't miss the opportunity to question.

"You met the person?"

Koneko nodded, and a small frown appeared on her face.

"Gave me cookies, good person."

Yuuto remembered that Alexander had given him cookies while they were walking back home, it couldn't be a coincidence anymore.

The blonde's heart sank into his stomach, he had been someone he cared about, someone he could connect with and joke around, someone he didn't know how he felt about yet.

And now he felt like he would never know because some fucking stray devil took that away from him.

Rias could feel how turbulent Yuuto's Demonic Power had become, tears were unshed in his eyes.

"Yuu-"

"Can you follow the trail?"

Rias' voice was interrupted by Kiba's cold tone, it was the same tone his voice took when Holy Swords were mentioned.

Koneko nodded.

Yuuto looked at his King, determination clear in his eyes.

"Buchou, please."

Rias thought about it for a second, a Stray Devil that could be harmed by a human didn't stand a chance against the four of them, at the same time, it was her responsibility as co-owner of Kuoh to make sure no more civilians got hurt and that the Stray was put down before it became too strong.

The crimsom-haired girl nodded at Koneko and they followed her, Kiba standing right beside her, his hand grasping the handle of an unseen Demonic Sword ready to be created with a mere thought.

Walking through the streets Kiba grew angrier and angrier as they quickly approached what he had been told was Alex's address.

Standing in front of the entrance to the two-story house was Kiba, he noticed the door was slightly open.

A Demonic Sword in his hand emitted waves of bloodlust, he would make them pay.

Alexander currently sat in the middle of the living room meditating while only wearing his underwear.

Demonic Power was a weird thing, not saying that Chakra wasn't but Chakra was physical, he could feel the energy gathering in certain points of his body which he assumed were the Gates.

Demonic energy, on the other hand, was spread through his whole body, not concentrated in points but more like it permeated his whole being.

As far as he remembered from binging Naruto for three days straight, Chakra was a combination of physical and mental strength.

His mind was easily more powerful than his body, how he knew this?

Well, opening his status page he remembered the class that he had.

Normally it didn't have any information, but when he used 《Mind's Eye》 on it he understood himself better.

《Legendary Esper》

Class Rank: A+

•Allows for the user to learn and gain experience of mental Skills at a massively improved rate•

•Doubles the power of offensive, buffs and debuff mental Skills•

•Grants a small chance of reflection when using defensive mental Skills•

•Allows for an innate understanding of utility mental Skills•

•When the user's mind is being compromised, starts a Mind Battle automatically•

•Grants one of the Ten Legendary Level Esper Powers•

All this text basically translates to "Hey, knuckledragger, use your brain a bit more."

Which he did, of course.

Guggling he found some interesting psychic powers in this world's comics and mangas.

The main three he was trying to learn were 《Extrasensory Perception》《Psychokinesis》and some variations of 《ESP Construct Creation》.

So far, no luck.

Alexander sighed as he stood up from the ground, his legs were a bit asleep as he had been there since 5 a.m and it was 11 a.m now.

He went to the kitchen and prepared himself a quesadilla while he turned on the T.V.

"-nd despite all their efforts, the police department has admitted and apologized that the investigation for the murdering vigilante-"

He changed the channel.

"We're back with Drag-So Ball Duper!"

He chuckled at the anime on the T.V after a while seeing names that could come right out of a Youtube parody video only made him laugh, maybe he could make some money on the side by plagiarizing- CREATING stories from his world that had not been put out here yet.

His arm was bandaged after he had to stitch back together the claw swipe he had suffered, fortunately, 《Advanced Pierce Resistance》 didn't activate or he would have to have used the equivalent of a nail gun to close the wounds.

To practice his 《Chronokinesis》 he used 《Accelerate》 on the wound creating a makeshift healing factor, maybe it was because of the new Ninja body he had but his wound was almost closed by now, it did leave him extremely tired and hungry afterwards though.

Flipping the quesadilla, he felt his phone vibrate.

He hadn't been checking it but apparently, he had a few missing calls and texts from Yuuto, he had showered and gone to sleep early so he hadn't had the chance to reply.

He would have to apologize for that in a bit, taking the quesadilla out of the pan and into a plate he proceeded to walk towards the entrance of his house to grab the paper.

Alexander was a bit of an old soul as he prefered books and newspapers over digital media, his music taste had also been called "old" quite a few times as he enjoyed Jazz from the 40s to 60s.

He took a bite out of the quesadilla and in front of him stood the entire Occult Research club.

Yuuto was the one in front of the others, on his hand was a Demonic Sword as his mouth gaped at him.

With a mouth full of cheese and tortilla he spoke.

"Cahwn I hewlp you?"

A blonde missile immediately shoot at him and hugged him tightly, the sword instantly vanishing from his grasp.

"Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!"

Alexander's confused expression was mirrored by the girl's faces, it seemed like the reasons weren't quite the same though.

He saw Koneko next to him, looking at him intensely.

He stretched the arm with the quesadilla to her and she took it, munching on it without thinking it twice.

The albino smiled at how quickly his breakfast was stolen by the thieving cat, but also appreciated how cute she looked taking little bites of it.

Looking down he found Yuuto, he could feel his chest getting wet with tears, clearly, something happened related to him.

"Yuuto."

"Shut up! I thought you died!"

As he said those words the blonde hugged him more tightly, he was sure if he didn't have his constitution at E Rank he would have gotten squeezed into the afterlife by now.

He looked down and lifted his chin up from his chest, Yuuto wanted to resist but he let the action happen for some reason.

Something in the back of Alexander's mind spoke to him and made him feel impulsive thoughts but he was trying to control it.

He guessed it was part of the Demonic Power or something similar.

The albino was now facing the shorter boy, he could see the tears staining his perfectly cute face and making his eyes puffy.

"Yuuto, I'm here."

Tears threatened to spill from the blonde knight again, Alexander thought he looked adorable.

"I thought..."

He couldn't resist anymore, still holding his chin, Alexander planted a soft kiss on Yuuto's lips.

It was probably the softest thing he had the pleasure of feeling if the albino were to be completely honest.

He looked right into the blonde's surprised eyes.

"Yuu-chan, I'm here."

Kiba's body was sent into overdrive with the kiss, he shivered as he felt the body of the man in front of him, and his breath became more ragged and heavy, when he looked into his red eyes Yuuto couldn't help but tremble, he could feel his face blush.

The taller boy went in for another kiss, this time Kiba was aware of what was going to happen.

Yet still, he didn't stop it.

He closed his eyes as Alexander kissed him, and slowly he melted into his touch.

Taking advantage of Yuuto's relaxed state Alexander pushed his tongue inside the cute boy's mouth, the blonde opened his eyes in surprise before he felt his tongue massaging his and the surprise became pleasure.

Yuuto didn't feel in control of his body, his eyes unwillingly rolled back as he felt pleasure he never felt before.

Alexander could feel the shorter boy tighten his grip around him, mentally smiling he did the same, pulling him closer by grabbing his thick ass.

He felt Yuuto moan as his virgin tongue tried his best to kiss back, unconsciously he humped the taller boy's leg as he felt his hole tighten at the touch of his ass.

"Ara ara..."

Broken out of his trance by the recognizable sound, Yuuto broke the kiss.

A string of saliva flowed from his mouth into the blonde's mouth.

His eyes were clouded with pleasure but were quickly coming back to normal, a blush quickly replaced the "fuck me" eyes he was wearing a few seconds ago.

Alexander looked at the spectators of their little show, Rias had an atomic blush as she was left speechless.

Akeno on the other hand, while also blushing, recorded the entire thing on a flip phone she had on hand.

Looking over to Koneko she saw her standing there, uncomfortable but also blushing deeply.

He smirked at the situation.

"So, I guess I have some explaining to do?"

Kiba looked up at him, still holding on to the hug.

This time while the blush remained, he nodded strongly.

The taller boy lightly pushed Yuuto away from him so he could walk to the living room, a small pout was present on his face but he quickly covered it up.

The other members hadn't quite recovered but followed him anyways, this was gonna be a hard one to manoeuvre.

"And that's my tale until now."

Alexander had explained to them the truth, a bit twisted but the truth nonetheless.

How he had woken up without memory after committing suicide, gained some type of power that let him gain abilities by eating and that there were abilities he would sometimes gain at random after clearing an unknown requisite.

They looked at him with doubtful eyes, he proved his ability by eating a knife.

《You've consumed something below your Rank, no Skills gained!》

He had ignored the alert, they now looked at him with doubt but it was a cautious doubt, one of distrust.

Kiba stood up.

"Buchou, I know these events might be suspicious but I believe Alex, I believe he can be trusted."

Rias was still kind of shellshocked at the whole scene she had experienced, she had thought he brainwashed Yuuto for a second there.

She even performed a quick check-up spell but nothing bad came back, so she guessed her cute little brother was in love with the man in front of her after all.

Sighing loudly Rias looked at the man.

"Why are you telling us all of this? For all you know we're simply friends of your -ehem- friend?"

Alexander chuckled at the term while Kiba blushed remembering what happened.

"I can feel the same type of energy that Viser had - the stray devil - on you."

"How?"

The albino responded with a gesture rather than words, he just patted his abs.

"You ate the Stray Devil?"

Rias' eyebrows shot up at the admission that he had just eaten another sentient being.

Alexander had the decency to look bashful as he rubbed the back of his head.

"Yeah, I mean, it was her or me. My punches couldn't hurt her but my teeth can go through steel."

The crimsom-haired girl took a look at him, she could feel muddy Demonic Power flowing through him.

But he wasn't a Devil.

She nodded absentmindedly at his words, she could understand them but if put in the same situation she probably wouldn't have done that.

"Kinky."

She turned to the side a gave Akeno an annoyed look.

Akeno just covered her mouth and giggled at it.

Rias took a deep breath and sighed, she rested her back on the couch, tired.

"Am I in trouble?"

Alexander asked, he didn't really know how Devil's law worked so he prefered to ask.

The crimsom-haired girl shook her head.

"No, You'll have to be caught up on the supernatural and present yourself to Sona, the other owner of Kuoh, so we can give you a permit to operate as an independent magician in our city."

A smile broke on the albino's face.

"I see, thank you Gremory-san. I'm sorry for all the trouble."

Rias gave a tired smile as she waved his worry away.

"It's okay, a friend of Yuuto is a friend of mine."

Alexander chuckled at the "friend" part again, Yuuto noticed and started giving him a feigned glare.

Looking back at the Gremory heiress, he stuck his hand out.

"Still, I owe you, anything you need just let me know, a Versalis always pays his debts."

He was trying to let her know he could help her with Riser in a subtle way but also directly, he could see the gears turning in her head as she nodded and shook his hand.

Standing up Rias stretched her body, he couldn't help but admire how massive her tits actually were as they swung while she stretched her body.

As expected, there was no mental or body reaction.

Rias seemed to have caught him staring making her grin at him, he hoped she didn't get any ideas.

"Well, I think we have overstayed our welcome."

Alexander merely smiled at her words.

"Not at all, feel free to come by whenever you want. Just give me a heads up though, and then I won't have to greet you in my underwear."

Rias giggled while Kiba blushed.

Koneko as always just had a stoic expression on her face.

Akeno on the other hand gave him a look over as she licked her lips.

"I wouldn't mind being greeted like this, to be honest~"

Rias looked at the half-fallen with an unsurprised expression showing on her face, Kiba on the other hand inched closer to him and gave a half-hearted glare at her.

"Ara ara~ I think a thought just escaped through my mouth, I apologize~"

Alexander laughed lightly, in another word such provocations would have had him teasing back in hopes for something to get down.

In this world though, no reaction whatsoever.

"Sorry, not interested."

Yuuto smiled up at him like he had chosen the correct option in a test, he smiled back at the boy and poked his nose making him flush.

He really was too easy.

Akeno faked a pout but didn't continue teasing, after all, she didn't want to make Kiba-kun mad at her.

"Thank you for your hospitality, Versalis-san."

Alexander smiled courteously towards the big-tittied devil.

"Thank you for your understanding, Gremory-san."

Leaving after saying their departing words, Kiba was stopped by the hand of the albino grabbing his.

Rias quickly pushed Akeno outside the house, the black-haired girl tried her best to remain in the house as she took her phone out to record but failed as she was pushed out.

Koneko just gave a look back before she too exited the house.

Alexander pulled Yuuto into a hug, the blonde was surprised at the action but quickly relaxed into the embrace.

The taller boy lowered himself a bit and whispered in Kiba's ear.

"I'm sorry for worrying you, I'll make it up to you."

Yuuto felt his body shiver at the taller boy's voice but nodded nonetheless.

"You better..."

Out of nowhere Alexander kissed and sucked on his neck, a moan came out of Kiba's mouth as he was unable to stop it.

Just as he started he quickly stopped as he grinned at him, yet again he whispered.

"I just marked you, Yuuto. You're mine now, okay?"

The blonde just nodded absentmindedly, taking the lead he went in for a kiss.

Just to get intercepted by Alex's index finger blocking his lips.

"I think they're waiting for you."

The pout he got back was so clear you could see it all the way from the moon, he chuckled at the blonde as he took a step back.

"See you at school?"

Yuuto nodded, a smile finding its way to his face.

"Yeah, see you at school."

Taking advantage of the opportunity Alexander groped the blonde's thick ass, a mix of muscle and fat made for the perfect sensation.

Kiba blushed and pushed his hand away, a smirk appearing on his face.

"They're waiting for me."

Alexander laughed at how he used his own words against him but didn't fight it.

"See you later, cutie."

With a blush on his face, the blonde knight walked out.

And so he was left alone in the house.

《Conditions Cleared: [Blacksmith] Sub-class Unlocked!》

《Sub-classes Unlocked!》

《Equiping available Sub-class [Blacksmith]!》

《Skill Acquired: Novice Blueprint Creation》

《Skill Acquired: Novice Metal Crafting》

He blinked twice at the alerts that popped up in his view.

"Huh, maybe being a manwhore did have its perks..."

Closing the door and locking it this time, Alexander went back inside.

In a rundown Church room were four fallen angels, two of them were seated in front of each other while the other two wasted their time.

"Forbidden Valor View? Are you sure?"

Raynare was the first to voice her doubts.

"No, but to me, it looked like the boy stopped time, if only for the stray."

"That complicates things..."

Raynare grabbed her chin and took a thoughtful pose.

"Any more information?"

Dohnaseek nodded as he passed her a folder, inside were pictures and notes.

"Alexander Versalis, secret cannibal and dangerous teeth, met with the Gremory heiress today. Goes to the same Academy as Issei Hyoudou. You think it's possible he might intervene?"

Dohnaseek nodded.

"Highly likely."

Raynare hummed as she considered options, reading over the notes, she found something that might be useful.

"Vigilante..?"

The male fallen smiled.

"A connection I made with some news articles of a man killing six people in the red light district. Apparently, he ate their hearts after he killed each of them."

"Eugh, humans are disgusting."

Mittelt said those words with a frown as she tapped away on her phone.

Kalawarna on the other hand simply chuckled as she turned the pages of her magazine.

Raynare looked at the pictures and then the newspaper articles, an idea forming in her head.

"Dohnaseek, you will follow him until you find the right opportunity to attack. Preferably after one of his "vigilante" outings, take Kalawarna with you as a backup."

Dohnaseek nodded and smiled ferociously at the thought of a new challenge, Kalawarna on the other hand groaned at the thought of having to observe some kid for an undefined period of time.

"Nothing can interfere with the plans, nothing."

The words were spoken but everyone inside the room understood they were mostly aimed at Raynare herself.

"Are the exorcists back?"

Dohnaseek shook his head.

"Currently retrieving the sacred gear extractor, might not be back until a few days more."

Raynare sighed and rested her back on the chair.

"This is why I hate working with those useless insects... And the nun?"

"On her way here."

Raynare interlocked her fingers and laid her chin on top of them.

"If it all goes as planned then the Fallen will have a few more chances to fight back against these scum, I wonder what Azazel-sama will reward me with..."

Dohnaseek rolled his eyes as Raynare started fantasizing about the leader of the Fallen yet again, there were more than a few screws loose in that woman's head, but then again, who was he to criticize.

Alexander was relaxing laying down in bed while a movie played in the background.

"Work is all I've ever known..."

On his hands were the files he had gotten from the safe, at the moment he found himself skimming through them.

Thousands.

That was the number of girls and boys trafficked by this organization, at first he had thought he had hit a small-time office that would never recover from the losses.

As he was, unfortunately, finding out, this was just one head of the Hydra.

The accounting books detailed how the money from the sales was divided into multiple accounts and under different names, sometimes stores were used as fronts to launder it.

"Hm... Now what to do with this..."

The easy way out of this was obviously just to give the files to the police.

As those thoughts passed his head an alert appeared.

《Chain Quest Unlocked! Check Dungeon Finder for the continuation of the Quest!》

And like that his answer to what he was going to do with the files was answered.

Standing up and walking to the duffle bag he opened it and started preparing the weapons.

"Guess I could use some exercise."

《The Run-away's Main Office Raid: Started!》

Author's Note:

Heyo heya hoya!

How're you guys doing?

This one's a bit shorter than usual, hope you're not mad at me for it uwu!

Sorry to the non-sodomists but number 1 won by a large margin so expect very hot homo sex with Issei involved.

As always thanks for reading, I love you all so friggin much!

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