Ki ki ki, ma ma ma
Entrant 21: Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th franchise)
The crowd roared the loudest ovation as the hockeh mask wearing king of the slasher genre came out, and even scarier is that its Reboot Jason. The monster of Camp Crystal Lake marched down to the ring, locking eyes with Michael as he stepped up to the apron and over the ropes.
The two horror icons stared each other down as the crowd and participants surveyed the two giants locking eyes. Just a good long minute as Jason and Michael circled the ring, not breaking eye contact for a single sec. Not even when Henry Rhodes bashes a sledge hammed over Jason's head and the metal head snapped off, Rhodes was then the target of their wrath before he realizes his mistake.
"YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP!" The crowd chanted as Henry Rhodes tries to flea, only for Blitzø to toss the military man into a devastating lariat by Jason that turns him inside out.
Michael then runs the ropes and hits Henry with a running splash. Jason then grabs Rhodes' neck and slams him repeatedly with chokeslams. The others got out of tbe ring as they let the scumbag captain get pulverized.
Michael then picks him up and whips him si hard into the turnbuckle, Henry flips out of over the ropes and to the floor.
The two horror legends then locked eyes again as the timer for the mext entrance started.
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Entrant 22: Grayson Waller
The cocky aussie comes down, he immediately goes for his rolling thunder stunner to the horror legends (big mistake) when he gets caught by the two and hit with a thunderous double chokeslam from Jason and Michael.
The two then press their hands on Grayson's chest as Rob goes for the count.
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"Grayson Waller has been eliminated." Samantha called.
The two giants got up as Grayson rolled to tbe outside, where the others have gotten into a brawl at ringside. As that is happening, Jason and Michael finally lock up. With Michael getting an arm wrench on Jason, until Jason did a side flip and got Michael in a rest hold. The two exchaning in a melee of chain wrestling, which shocked the crowd to see two horror legends seen as lumbering giants. Especially Michael as hes mostly used stealth and brute strength.
Michael then sends Jason into the ropes, the hockey mask wearer landed on his feet off a back body drop before he springboards off the west ropes and hits a crossbody.
Outside the ring Beatrix and Kari are exhanging forearms before Beatrix blocks a forearm hits Kari with snake eyes on the apron.
James and John meanwhile continue their scrap as they fight up the ramp and to the stage, with James clubbing John in the head before he throws the assassin into the LED boards on the entrance stage.
James then brings John to the right side of the stage where there was some tables with equipment at the base, James gets Wick in a powerbomb position- only for John to flip right out of it and spear 007 off the stage sending them both into the tables.
Elsewhere Joe Hendry and Tony were bashing each other's heads into the barricade, nearby 18 and Amity were doing battle. The android then has Amity up to lawndart her into the ring post, only for the witch to escape and drive her head into the post instead.
Katsuki then tosses Henry Rhodes into the ring, where Katsuki is setting up for a spear. He charges only for Rhodes to counter with a knee before kicking the stunned quirk user in the Bakugos.
The angry blonde winced as he held his balls, with the bastard captain then hooking up Bakugo with a half and half facebuster onto a pile of chairs.
Rhodes turns Katsuki for the cover as the timer starts up again.
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"Katsuki Bakugo has been eliminated." Samantha announces before the buzzer hits. Henry gets into the southwest corner away from Michael and Jason as they brawled.
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Entrant 23: Peter Avalon
Up next is AEW's Peter Avalon, who runs into the ring and immediately tries to hit Jason with a shovel, which breaks immediately before Jason turns around and stares the AEW star down.
Peter realizes he made a mistake and tries to run only to get blocked by Michael, the William Shatner masked hulk gives a blank stare before Peter decides to go out swinging. He delivers strikes to Michael and Jason before he runs off the ropes into a pop up powerbomb from Michael.
Jason then finished Peter off with a top rope frog splash, the height and distance that would make Rob Van Dam proud. Jason hooks the leg.
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"Peter Avalon has been eliminated."
Michael kicks on Jason's head as he gets up from the pin, Myers then nails a series of clubbing blows to as he mounts the undisputed king of Slashers.
As that happens Henry goes to attack Myers, only for the masked killer to catch Rhodes' foot and send him out of the ring and into a shotgut gun dropkick from 18 that was intended for Amity. The witch moved out of the way, leaving the android to send Henry crashing into the steps behind him.
Amity then gets the android with a disaster kick off the apron.
Meanwhile Joe Hendry and Tony D'Angelo were brawling into the crowd, with the Don punching the man you believe towards a stack of equipment boxes. Joe then catches Tony and hits him with a Standing Ovation chokeslam into an equipment box.
Beatrix gets Kari up before she gets blindsided by Henry, he knees her repeatedly in the head before he tosses her back inside the ring. Rhodes then nailed a hard knee to the face of Kari to knock her out before he slides into the ring after Kiddo.
The bride then starts her comeback sequence with a series of lariats before ducking a punch from Rhodes before driving him down with a Blue Thunder Bomb, the bride holds her still injured shoulder for a moment before she goes for a cover.
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Beatrix groans before she gets Henry up, stretching her shoudler to lighten up the tension. She gets Henry up on her shoulders, gritting her teeth before the captain delivered hard elbows to the injured shoulder. Aggravating Beatrix's separated shoulder before throwing Beatrix hard into the southwest turnbuckle, Henry rolls up the injured woman and gets his feet on the top rope.
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"Beatrix Kiddo has been eliminated." Samantha called.
Henry rolls out of the ring as Michael and Jason are still going at it in the opposite corner. 5 seconds till entrant 24.
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Entrant 24: Wendy Corduroy (Gravity Falls)
Former 24/7, Women's tag team, and raw women's chanpion and cashier at the mystery Shack Wendy comes down to the ring.
Henry goes to get the jump on Wendy, only to get German suplexed on the comcrete floor by the lumberjill before she proceeds to spin Henry around with a ripcord lariat.
Passing by her Beatrix ignores help from doctor's as she is content to walk back to the locker room on her own, even with her shoulder in absolute agony.
Kari then goes for a running diving forearm, only to be caught by Wendy and hit with a uranagi on the apron. She then runs around the ring and hits Tony D'Angelo with a shot gun dropkick into the barricade. She flows that up by tossing Blitzø into the barricade before she proceeds to stomp a mudhole in him.
Meanwhile Jason and Michael run the ropes and hit each other with brutal double lariats. While they were down, Henry goes in and tries to pin Michael.
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Which the silent slasher kicks out and launches Henry onto Jason.
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Which Jason responds by tossing Henry onto Michael.
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And Henry gets launched againt onto Jason, only this time Jason gets his knees up and Henry lands on them.
He is then hit by a diving elbow drop from 18, who goes to hook his leg.
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Henry just gets the shoulder up at 2 and 4/5.
18 then gets a headlock on Rhodes, who grits his teeth at the resthold. Meanwhile Amity clotheslines Joe Hendry over the barricade and into the crowd.
Wendy then tosses Blitzø into the ring, she gets on the apron and goes for a diving blockbuster. Only to get caught by Blitzø who hits a brain buster.
Countdown till entrant 25 starts.
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"We're number 1!"
The crowd popped for the meme song, and more for...
Entrant 25: Robbie Rotten (Lazytown)
The laziest skinny man ever trudged out, wondering why he agreed to do this. He looks over the field, seeing Jason and Michael sat up ala Undertaker and Kane. Robbie looks to the camera, "Yeah uh, no."
Robbie goes over to the commentary, who had their tables fixed before Robbie lays atop the English announcers' table. Wity a big bee shaped pillow and a bee themed blanket.
"Are we just gonna ignore this?" Corey asks his colleagues.
"I've seen weirder." Michael remarks.
"It's adorable!" Pat laughed.
Blitzø then gets grabbed by the throat, Michael and Jason go for another double chokeslam- only for Blitzø to flip out of it and nail a double pele kick to the slasher icons. The demon gives kicks and punches to the masked murderers in the hopes of staying alive in the match.
Blitzø nails a super kick to Michael, he then attempts the same to Jason, only to get his foot caught and hit with a German suplex.
Wendy gets up and hits a running knee to Jason, she then hits another running knee that knocks Jason into the ropes. Wendy then runs the ropes and tries to clothesline Voorhees out of the ring, which doesn't work. Wendy tries again, which gets Jason off his feet for a little bit.
Wendy then goes one more time, only to get surprised by Jason sending her out of the ring with a big boot.
Jason then ran the ropes and nailed a somersault plancha to Wendy.
Henry Rhodes then got out of the headlock with a back suplex to 18, he then tosses the andriod into Amity as she was getting on the apron before knocking the partly artificial girl out of tbe ring with a running kick to the head.
and the timer began to start the second half of the list of competitors.
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Current participants: John Wick, James Bond, Blitzø, Tony D'Angelo, Kari Kamiya, Joe Hendry, Captain Henry Rhodes, Amity Blight, Andriod 18, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Wendy Corduroy, Robbie Rotten
Eliminated: Jake Paul, Baron Corbin, Peggy Hill, Jack Skellington, Arianna Grace, Dragon Lee, Alexander Hammerstone, Sasha Waybright, Grayson Waller, Katsuki Bakugo, Peter Avalon, Beatrix Kiddo
current match records
Longest time spent: 69 minutes (John Wick and James Bond)
Shortest time spent: 5 seconds (Peggy Hill)
Most eliminations: 4 (Captain Henry Rhodes)