Sonic opened his eyes, seeing that he was falling, and the Chaos Emeralds around him. They stopped his fall, about 6 stories above the ground, before they spread out.
"Ah nuts," said Sonic, as he fell down screaming. Curling into a ball, he slammed down, leaving a crater. Sonic then stood up, looking around. He saw a city, with a sign saying, 'Welcome to Pentagram City'.
"Huh," said Sonic, "This is... very different from what I expected."
Just then, he heard an explosion close by, and said, "Sounds like something's up."
At the spot, there was a Turf War going on. A two on one with the resident sinners. Angel Dust and Cherri Bomb vs Sir Pentious.
Angel has a slender build and is the tallest of the main cast of characters,estimated to stand around 8 feet with his heels fur is white and he has a mop of fluffy white hair that extends from both the front and back of his head, with splotches of light pink. He also has a light pink heart on the back of his head, and a light pink outline of a heart encircling his chest that the bottom point of extends down to his crotch area. His arms have light pink stripes that additionally his top set have light pink forearms with white fingers and his second set have white forearms and light pink fingers.
His irises are cerise pink while his right eye has a light yellow sclera and left eye has a dark sclera. His eyelids are light pink and the color extends up to his eyebrows. He has three cerise pink dots under each of his eyes, which are intended to evoke freckles, although they are actually another set of smaller also has a wide mouth full of sharp, pointed teeth and possesses a single golden fang, a feature he shares with his boss, .
One of Angel's most noticeable features is his prominent chest. The chest is actually composed entirely of fluffy fur, however, which Angel intentionally pushes up into a breast-like formation with his tightly pinned jacket for show.
Though usually depicted with four arms, Angel has a third retractable set of arms that he usually keeps hidden but can summon at will. In background artwork seen in the , Angel Dust's feet resemble those of a spider's.
Angel's attire consists of a long light pink suit-blazer with horizontal white stripes down the length, a grey miniskirt, and long grey thigh-high heeled boots. His top set of arms he wears long cerise pink gloves with white detailing at the cuffs, while his bottom set of arms he wears long white gloves. He also accessorizes with a grey bowtie with a cerise pink center and a black choker.
Cherri is a slim and white-skinned cyclops-like demon with an hourglass figure, and a singular eye which has an X-shaped light yellow pupil and a sunkist coral-colored sclera. She sports freckle-like spots on her skin and long, strawberry blonde-pink hair with platinum blonde accents, kept in a high half-ponytail by a black ponytail-holder.
Her mouth features black lips and sharp pale yellow teeth inside, and she has several coral designs of bombs, explosions, and swirled-lines tattooed on her right arm.
Cherri wears a one-shouldered black bra under a similarly-designed, pinkish-red torn crop-top with four pale yellow spots around the black X located on the left, and a set of severely ripped black leggings under a torn miniskirt that sported the same color and style as her top.
She also wears shoes that are both colored in a pinkish-red but differing in type; on her right is a simple-pointed flat, while on her left is a heeled cowboy-like boot with a multi-pointed off-white star on it. She also has two different sets of fingerless coral-colored gloves; a regular-length glove on her right hand, and an elbow-length, black-trimmed glove on her left hand.
Sir Pentious had a snake-like appearance with a body color predominantly in charcoal grey. His eyes had cerise sclera with black pupils, and a mouth with sharp yellow teeth, two of which were long snake-like fangs.
His tail was black with thick yellow stripes featuring numerous cerise eyes running down the length of it. He had a black cobra hood with its front colored yellow with black corners and four cerise eye patterns spread across the center.
Sir Pentious wore a jacket in a matching charcoal grey to his skin, pinstriped with yellow, and a black bow tie with a single cerise eye in the center. Beneath the jacket was a long-sleeved yellow undershirt. He also wore black fingerless gloves with yellow dots on each knuckle and had sharp cerise claws.
He accessorized with a large top hat in charcoal grey, which had a sizeable cerise eye in the center of it, as well as many sharp yellow teeth and a pair of goggles. The top hat blinked and changed expressions in unison with Sir Pentious.
"Thanks for the back up Angie!" said Cherri.
"Ha, you kidding!?" asked Angel, "This is the best action I've seen in ages!"
"You serious!?" asked Cherri, "I almost thought you straight up and died!"
"Yeah!" said Angel, "I wish! Been staying at this crappy hotel for 2 weeks on the other side of town! Some blondes are like, 'Stay here rent free if I play nice'."
An explosion was heard, and the two demons quickly hid behind some rubble.
"Ugh, no fun, no pranks, no fights, no 'problematic language'. Their words, not mine."
Angel then fired his Tommy Guns, and hit many of the egg boiz.
"These bitches are no fun at all! Been clean for two weeks!"
Angel then smashed another egg boi with a bat.
"Well, as clean as you can take with a shit load of living margin powder!"
A chain then wrapped around Angel, as Pentious threw him into the air, and slammed him down into the ground.
"Oh, harder daddy," said Angel, in a 'sexy' tone.
Pentious' eyes went wide, his ego deflated, as he gasped, "SON!?"
Angel had a weird look on his face, as Cherri jump kicked Pentious away, and helping Angel get free.
"You whores have no class!" yelled Pentious, "The side remembered is the side with the most, style!"
"Or the side that ain't dead!" said Cherri, as she broke an egg boi.
"Speaking of style," said Angel, "Is your hat alive or something?"
"Oh, well, THAT'S NONE OF YOUR GOD DAMN BUSINESS!" snapped the serpent.
"So, would that make it the top, and you the bottom?" asked Angel, as Cherri laughed, and an egg chuckled, until Pentious glared at him.
"I'M GOING TO BLOW YOU TO BITS!"
"Hm, kinky."
"OH NOT LIKE THAT! PERVERT!"
Pentious then grabbed a remote, and pressed a button. Then, robots appeared from the ground, and the air, surrounding the sinners. In an instant, their weapons were taken from them, and Pentious said, "NO WHERE TO GO NOW!"
Before the snake could make the commands, the wind picked up, turning blue, and a tornado picked up.
The wind stopped, and on top of a fallen sign, stood Sonic, saying, "My, that's a pretty snazzy performance there!"
"What the!?" exclaimed Pentious.
Sonic smirked at him, as the robots turned their attention to the hedgehog. They then fired, with Sonic using his homing attacks to smash them to bits. He then landed in front of one, and the shock wave made it loose balance, as Sonic lightly tapped it, and it fell into a cavern.
"JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?" exclaimed Sir Pentious.
Sonic simply curled into a ball, and rammed into Pentious, and stood on top of him, saying, "I'm Sonic. Sonic the Hedgehog!"
Sonic then grabbed the tail, and spun around, throwing the sinner across the city. The last two eggs looked at Sonic, and turned tail and ran.
Angel and Cherri looked at Sonic, and Cherri said, "Damn bro, that was AWESOME! How'd you do that?"
"That's easy," said Sonic, "I'm the fastest thing alive!"
"Um, but this is hell," said Angel, "You died, didn't you?"
"Actually," said Sonic, rubbing his quills, "It's quite a story."
