Chapter 1: DemiDevimon:

This chapter takes place during the Myotismon Arc

The Digidestined were at the park with their Digimon partners. Patamon was eating some ice cream when he notices a bush moving.

"That bush is haunted," he says.

"It's no ghost," Agumon says as he removes the bush, "it's DemiDevimon."

"Aw crud," DemiDevimon says as he flies away.

...

It was late at night and Patamon was on his way back to TK's house.

"Hey Patamon."

Patamon looks and sees DemiDevimon.

"What do you want," Patamon asks.

"Look," DemiDevimon says, "you could say we're friends, right?"

"You tried to convince TK that Matt didn't care about him."

"True, but I got you something," DemiDevimon gets out a ball.

"Ooh," Patamon says as he sees the ball.

"See and friends get each other gifts and tomorrow's my birthday and do you know what I want?"

"Elevator shoes?"

"Elevator shoes? Hot dog," a bat then throws a brick at DemiDevimon, "I mean no, what I really want are those... crests."

Patamon gasps. "You just want the crests. I bet it isn't even your birthday tomorrow."

"And I thought you were stupid," DemiDevimon says.

"Well, you'll never get them, even if we are friends. NEVER!" Patamon then flies away.

"Oh, that's no problem, because you're going to deliver them to Myotismon." DemiDevimon then gets a record player, plays dramatic music and does an evil laugh.

...

Patamon was asleep in TK's room. Gatomon enters and sneaks around until she goes to the sleeping Patamon.

"Y'know," Gatomon says, "I kind of feel sorry for doing this. He's kind of cute."

Gatomon then attaches a device to Patamon and goes out the window.

"Bast to Igor, the cherry is on the Sundae."

"You're supposed to be putting the mind control device on Patamon, not having ice cream."

"I did," says Gatomon while rolling her eyes.

"Oh, then can I have some of that sundae."

"Just do the thing," says Gatomon.

DemiDevimon then gets out his record player, plays dramatic music and does an evil laugh. He then takes control of Patamon.

Patamon then wakes up. "Morning already," he says as he walks away. Patamon then grabs the Crest of Hope. "I guess I'm taking it out to be cleaned.

...

Patamon then enters Mimi's house and wakes Mimi up.

"Patamon, what are you doing here?"

"Shut up you bubble brained pink obsessed brat," Patamon says with DemiDevimon's voice.

"What," says Mimi.

"I didn't mean to say that," Patamon says. Then he realizes the weird device on his back. "Wait, DemiDevimon, did you do this?"

"Well, technically, Gatomon put it there."

"What? A girl came in? But I sleep in the nude," says Patamon.

"What's your point?"

"Oh right," says Patamon. "Some friend you are."

"We're not friends," says DemiDevimon, "you wouldn't even come to my birthday party and now you're going to gather the crests for Lord Myotismon and then help us hunt down the 8th Child."

"No!"

"Yes!"

Patamon then flies off, but what DemiDevimon doesn't realize is that Palmon is following him.

...

After Patamon gathers all the crests, he finds Myotismon's lair, with DemiDevimon waiting for him.

"Welcome to the hideout," says DemiDevimon, "and here's my record player." DemiDevimon plays it, but it plays the My Little Pony theme song, he then puts on the right music.

Patamon struggles to fight the control, but he can't, but just as he's about to give the crests to DemiDevimon...

"Poison Ivy!"

Palmon hits DemiDevimon and destroys the remote.

"Thanks, Palmon," says Patamon.

"Come on," says Palmon as they walk away. "I can't believe Gatomon snuck that on you."

"I know."

"She must've gotten really close."

"Palmon," says Patamon, embarrassed.

Patamon and Palmon then walk away and DemiDevimon is unconscious. Wizardmon and Gatomon then appear and smell something.

"Apparently, DemiDevimon is 99% hot gas," says Wizardmon.

"Well, that stinks," says Gatomon.

I got the idea from that Sponge House someone wrote, but I'm using Digimon characters in Spongebob Squarepants like situations.