Chapter 3: Imitation Mon:
This chapter takes place during the Myotismon Arc
The Digidestined were at the park and DemiDevimon was watching them.
"This is perfect," he says as he dresses as a businessman, "and now for the finishing touch," he puts on a mustache.
DemiDevimon then approaches Patamon.
"Are you Patamon," he asks.
"Yes, I am," Patamon answers.
"Well, you just won a million dollars," he says, "how you have to do is give me seven crests."
It seems like Patamon's about to, but "I'm sorry, I can't do that," he says.
DemiDevimon then removes his disguise and attacks Patamon.
"Look, you Hamtaro wannabe," he says, "you will..."
"DemiDevimon," says Tai.
"Tai," says DemiDevimon.
"DemiDevimon," says Agumon.
"Agumon," says DemiDevimon.
"Patamon," says Patamon.
Agumon then puts DemiDevimon in a trash can and it's trash day.
"Guys, we're going to try even harder to keep an eye out," Tai says.
"Don't worry, Tai," says Patamon, "I won't let you down.
"Patamon," says Tai, "could you let me down?"
...
Mimi's hanging with some of her friends.
"Hey, Mimi, can I look at that necklace of yours?
Then, there's an alarm and Patamon appears.
"AH-HA," Patamon shouts, "caught you, DemiDevimon," Patamon then takes the girl's head off, revealing a small head.
"It's true," she says, "I have a tiny head," the girl then runs away, crying.
"Uh, Patamon, maybe you should just remember the most important thing," Mimi says.
"Uh, just because Sora's a tomboy doesn't mean she likes girls," Patamon says.
"No, the other most important thing," Mimi says.
"Oh right, just keep the crests away from anyone that isn't in the team."
"Good and uh, let's keep that other thing away from Sora."
...
Gomamon was just doing whatever his version of walking was, when he ran into what appears to be Agumon.
"Oh, hey Agumon," Gomamon says.
"Yes, it is I, Agumon," says the figure that turns out to be DemiDevimon, "the biggest, strongest, mightiest of you all!" DemiDevimon then lets out a maniacal laugh.
"You're not Agumon," says Gomamon.
"Say, why don't you have some of my private pizza," says the fake Agumon.
"Great, thanks 'Agumon'," Gomamon says, while doing air quotes and leaves.
Patamon then appears. "Hi Agumon."
"Excellent," says DemiDevimon, "Patamon, I need you to get me..."
"Hey, what's with your belly," Patamon says as he bangs on the robot's belly.
"I has alot of iron in my diet, now I need..."
"Hey Patamon," says the real Agumon.
"Crud," says DemiDevimon, "look, the Ice Cream Man."
Patamon then goes to get some ice cream, and the robot turns into a toaster.
"Hey Patamon," says Agumon.
"Agumon, what happened to your metal belly," asks Patamon as he feels Agumon's belly.
"You're talking crazy," says Agumon, "anyway, have you seen Gomamon?"
"You said he can have some of your secret pizza," says Patamon.
"WHAT," Agumon shouts, "I'm going to have a talk with him." Agumon then walks away.
Patamon then turns around and sees the fake Agumon.
"Now, Patamon, I need..."
"Hey, Patamon," says the real Agumon and the fake leaves.
"Remember to keep an eye out for DemiDevimon."
"Didn't you need something," says Patamon.
"Yeah, I need to know what's wrong with you," says Agumon.
"I don't know," says Patamon, "I don't know."
"Darn it," says DemiDevimon, "I need to find a way to get that lizard, wait..."
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Gatomon was looking at some pictures of Angemon on a screen, then DemiDevimon appears.
"Hey, Gatomon..."
"Nothing," Gatomon says as she hides the pictures, "no you're creepy."
"OOOOOOkkkkkkaaaaaayyyyyy," says DemiDevimon, who is uncomfortable, "I just need you to do me a favor."
...
Agumon was walking, but then he sees Gatomon, who winks and runs.
"I better go after her," says Agumon as he chases after Gatomon.
DemiDevimon is in his fake Agumon robot suit. "Nothing will stop me from getting those crests," he says as he laughs, but then there's a dog who sees him as a fire hydrant.
...
Patamon is walking and then the fake Agumon shows up.
"Oh, hi Agumon."
"Yes, it's me, Agumon, with you all alone, with nobody else."
"I can see that."
"Now, I need you to get me the crests."
"Wait, remember, we have to do the secret handshake TK came up with."
"Oh, okay, let's shake."
"We don't shake with our hands, remember?"
"Right, why don't you start?"
"First, we stand on one leg," Patamon and the fake Agumon then do that, "then we balance chocolate milk on our heads," they do that," then we sing the Sonic X theme song."
"Sonic who," asks DemiDevimon.
...
Some ridiculous things later
...
The fake Agumon then rides a motorcycle through a flaming ring and eats some sushi.
"Mmm, this sushi was delicious," says the fake Agumon. He then does a chant with Patamon.
"The crests, now," the fake Agumon asks.
"Nope."
"WHAT? I did every stupid thing you asked," DemiDevimon says, "I even let Mimi and Kari put a stupid dress on me! Now why won't you give me the crests?"
"It's your idea to just hide them under that rock," Patamon says.
DemiDevimon then sees the rock.
"This is it, DemiDevimon, just get the..."
An exhausted Gatomon comes and then the real Agumon arrives. He gasps, then Patamon gasps, then Baby Dragon comes out of nowhere and gasps and DemiDevimon knew he was in trouble.
"Patamon, you just revealed the hiding place to this imposter," says Agumon.
"Don't listen to him, he is obviously a robot."
"Well, if I was a robot, which I'm not, at least I'm well put together, instead of being a cheap piece of junk."
"Who you calling cheap?"
"SHUT UP," shouts Patamon, "we're going to find out who the real Agumon is and you're going to do what I say or else." Patamon reveals he has a teleporter ray.
"Where did he get that," asks Gatomon.
"Now, I'm going to ask you some questions," says Patamon.
"Is anyone else impressed," asks Gatomon.
"Now, first question, what is Digimon based on?"
"Virtual Pets," says DemiDevimon.
"Correct, now next question, what is Tai and Sora's favorite sport?"
"Soccer," says Agumon.
"But what's it called in England?"
"Football," says DemiDevimon.
"Correct, that's two strikes. You're starting to look pretty fake now. I'd be nervous if I were you."
"But..."
"Quiet, I'm running this quiz show, if there's gonna be any butts, it's gonna be from me. Now, who does Sora have a crush on?"
"That's easy," says Agumon, "let's see, some say Tai, some say Matt, and there's the fan pairings and... Pass?"
Agumon is then teleported away.
"So long, Imitation Mon," Patamon says as he picks up the crests from under the rock and hands them to the fake Agumon, "I knew it was you Agumon."
"Thank you, Pata-Fool," DemiDevimon says as he does an evil laugh.
Patamon then notices Gatomon and picks her up and hands her to the fake.
"You mind taking care of Gatomon?"
Gatomon's tail ring then falls into the fake's mouth.
"MY TAIL RING!"
"Tail ring activated self-destruct has just activated," says a computer.
"Self-destruct," says DemiDevimon, "not one of my best ideas."
The Fake Agumon then runs away with Gatomon riding on it and then it explodes, revealing DemiDevimon and Gatomon, covered in soot.
"Here's your tail ring," says a scared DemiDevimon.
Gatomon then begins hitting DemiDevimon. "A self-destruct activated by a tail ring, really?"
"If that was DemiDevimon, then that means..."
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Agumon is now trapped in a terrible place, the Brady Bunch.
"HELP!"
Patamon then pulls Agumon out.
...
"Sorry Agumon," says Patamon, "I thought you were the fake."
"It's okay, as long as the crests are safe."
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At Myotismon's lair, Myotismon says to DemiDevimon, "this is coming out of your paycheck."
Myotismon then walks away.
"Really," asks DemiDevimon.
