Chapter 4: Welcome to Myotismon's Army:
This chapter takes place during the Myotismon Arc
The Digidestined were in the park again.
"Hey guys," says Gomamon, "does anyone else realize we're in the park alot?"
"Well, it's not like we have an HQ," says Matt.
The Digidestined then find themselves grabbed by bats and Myotismon and DemiDevimon appear.
"Oh great," says Tai, "it's Badman and Rotten."
"As you can see, I have you trapped," says Myotismon, "and you can't even use your digivices to allow your Digimon to digivolve."
It seems hopeless and Patamon couldn't let his friends get hurt, so he goes to Myotismon.
"Please, let my friends go," Patamon says.
"And what reason would I have to do that, little one," asks Myotismon.
"If you let them go," Patamon starts to think, "I'll do whatever you want."
The Digidestined all gasp.
"Is that a fact," Myotismon asks.
"He could be useful," says DemiDevimon.
"Very well," Myotismon then releases the Digidestined, "you can thank Patamon, he just saved your lives and now he will serve me."
"Wait, what?"
"You said you'll do whatever I want, and this is what I want."
"Patamon, no," says TK as he and Patamon hug and cry.
"What cruel person would ruin such a beautiful moment," asks DemiDevimon.
DemiDevimon: I would
DemiDevimon then tickles TK and grabs Patamon and they leave with Myotismon and Myotismon laughs.
"I can't believe Patamon's gone," says Mimi.
"If I see Myotismon, I'll break his fangs," says Tai.
"I can help with that," says Matt.
...
Patamon then finds himself in Myotismon's hideout and DemiDevimon shows up.
"Listen, you're going to clean up these floors and if there's any mistake then I'll put your brain in that robot over there."
Patamon looks and sees the robot.
...
Patamon is cleaning a room. He looks at a door and reads the sign.
"That sign says this is Wizardmon's room, but my heart says jail."
Patamon then sings
Patamon: Friends are someone you can depend on
TK: Friends are always there
Patamon: But now I'm a lonely Digimon
TK: And I feel like I'm going no where
Patamon: This place is not a home and life is not fair
TK: I would trade my hat if it means you could stay
Patamon/TK: My life's not the same without you
TK: My life's not the same...
Patamon: Not the same...
Patamon/TK: Without you!
Myotismon and DemiDevimon are watching.
"What is this," says DemiDevimon, "nothing but tears and show tunes.
"Wait, DemiDevimon, look at this."
First, Wizardmon provides Patamon with food. "I thought you'd be hungry," says Wizardmon.
"Oh, thank you." Patamon then starts eating.
Gatomon then comes. "Hey."
"Hello," says Patamon.
"So, I'm sorry you got separated from your owner or whatever your relationship is. Trust me, this job isn't always perfect."
"Hey, what's that under your glove," asks Patamon.
"Nothing..." Patamon then finds the scar. "It's from Myotismon, okay? Trust me, it's best not to get on his bad side."
"Does he have a good side?"
"Well, no."
"You know, my friends and I would never treat you like that. Here, have one of the sandwiches the floating scarecrow guy made."
"I don't need your charity, but thanks." Gatomon then kisses Patamon on the cheek and runs off.
"They're right about one thing, I don't have a good side," Myotismon says, "DemiDevimon, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Yeah, if Wizardmon can make food out of thin air, then why are we wasting your money on groceries?"
"YOU'VE BEEN USING MY MONEY FOR GROCERIES!"
"No."
"Never mind, do what Wizardmon and Gatomon were doing."
"I can't summon food and I'm definitely not gonna kiss him."
"No, you idiot, show compassion and understanding, they've probably earned his trust by being nice."
...
Patamon is sitting and DemiDevimon shows up.
"I'm sorry I'm not cleaning much, it's just the scarecrow guy made food, and I froze after Gatomon kissed me and..."
"Relax, look, I'm capable of compassion and understanding."
"Really, then I'd like to return to the Digidestined."
"Let's not get carried away," DemiDevimon says, "but how else can I help you?"
"Well, I was getting used to TK's room."
...
DemiDevimon has redecorated a room no one was using.
"See, it's an exact replica of TK's room."
"It is an exact replica of TK's room," says Patamon, "how did you get this stuff."
"I had Wizardmon make it, now that I know he can do that."
"Wow, I should call..." Patamon stops and realizes, "MY FRIENDS!" Patamon cries.
"Easy buddy, look, is there anything I can get you that they have never done?"
"Well..."
Patamon is now riding a skateboard.
"Hey, how'bout we get those crests?"
"Not yet."
Patamon's eating an ice cream.
"How'bout those crests?"
"Wait 'til I'm done with my ice cream."
DemiDevimon's pushing Patamon in a carriage.
"Crests?"
"Faster, faster," says Patamon.
DemiDevimon is now reading a story and finds Patamon asleep.
DemiDevimon then gets out an ax, but Gatomon and Wizardmon get in the way.
"Wait, DemiDevimon," says Wizardmon, "we still need him."
"Yeah, think of the boss," says Gatomon.
"Right, almost lost my head."
"That has to stink considering that's basically all you are," says Wizardmon.
DemiDevimon then wakes Patamon up.
"Hey Sleepyhead, how'bout we go visit your friends and get those crests?"
"Actually, I think I should have breakfast," says Patamon.
"That's a good one," DemiDevimon says with a twitch.
"How'bout you ask me later, Roundy?"
DemiDevimon then turns red with anger and his head gets on fire.
...
"Come out, Patamon," DemiDevimon says and a robotic Patamon comes, "or should I say Patabot."
"So, you put his brain in the robot," asks Wizardmon.
"You shouldn't have been a spoiled brat," says DemiDevimon, "you see, I always get what I want, except for a raise from Lord Myotismon."
"He pays us," asks Gatomon and Wizardmon.
"Now, go and get me those crests."
"No," says Patabot.
"What," asks DemiDevimon.
"I don't feel like it," says Patabot.
DemiDevimon has another twitch.
"Why don't you ask me later," says Patabot as he drinks a thing of oil.
"Enough," says Myotismon, "I should destroy him."
"Of course, Master," says Wizardmon, "it's just..."
"Just what," asks Myotismon.
"It would be a waste of your power, oh Lord of Evil."
"You have a point."
...
The Digidestined are upset because Patamon's still with Myotismon, but then DemiDevimon came.
"We've decided to let the little pig like thing go, so," DemiDevimon then gets to their feet, "please take him back." He then starts kissing Sora's feet.
"Can you..."
"Hold it Sora," says Matt, "we do miss him, but we'd also be willing to agree for ten bucks, each."
"Deal," says DemiDevimon, who then gives them the money. Sora then kicks him away. "THANK YOU!"
...
"My brain and I are happy to be back," says Patamon.
"We all missed you, Patamon," says TK.
"So, what was it like with Myotismon," asks Gomamon.
"Well, Gatomon and this flying scarecrow guy were being pretty nice," says Patamon, "and it turns out, DemiDevimon can be so desperate."
...
"YOU WHAT," asks Myotismon.
"It was worth it to get rid of that pest," says DemiDevimon.
