Chapter 5: DemiDevimon's Army:

This chapter takes place during the Myotismon Arc

The Digidestined were in the park again.

"Hey Guys," says Tai, "remember the times DemiDevimon has tried to take the crests?"

In a flashback, DemiDevimon goes to Tai.

"Can I have the Crests," asks DemiDevimon.

"No," says Tai.

DemiDevimon walks away, but then comes back.

"Please."

Another time, DemiDevimon disguises as a roach, but gets stepped on by Greymon. Then DemiDevimon uses a formula to turn himself into a roach but gets stepped on by Greymon. Then DemiDevimon holds up a sign that says, 'I'm not a Roach,' but he gets stepped on.

"I wonder what he's gonna try next," says Matt.

Then a Bakemon with a hat and mustache comes.

"Excuse me," he says.

"Interesting," says TK, a Bakemon with a hat and mustache."

"Can we help you," asks Tai.

"Yes," the Bakemon says, "I would like to get through so I can buy that little girl's lemonade."

They all look and see Kari selling lemonade.

"Sure, you don't want our crests," asks Tai.

"No thank you."

The Bakemon then buys the lemonade.

"Huhh, I thought it was DemiDevimon.

Then DemiDevimon comes out of the money. "Surprise!"

"It was a trick," says Joe.

"That's right, now hand over the crests."

"Or what," asks Sora.

"I don't know," says DemiDevimon, "I'm not even sure how I fit in that money."

Kabuterimon then sends DemiDevimon back to Myotismon.

...

DemiDevimon has returned.

"Well," asks Myotismon.

"I don't wanna talk about it," DemiDevimon says.

"I'm guessing it's like the others," says Gatomon.

We then get flashbacks about the times DemiDevimon has failed, one time involving a rubber ducky.

DemiDevimon then begins crying.

"It seems we'll need more help," says Myotismon, "DemiDevimon, you will return to the Digital World and find the biggest ruffians there is."

"Great idea," says DemiDevimon, "and I know how to speak their language."

...

"Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the crestations for the preparation of my nocturnal one's diabolism! Who will join me!?"

...

"I don't understand it," DemiDevimon says, "I always get picked on by someone bigger than me."

"Now, don't give up," says Wizardmon.

"You don't get it," DemiDevimon says, "it's just like with everyone in my family..."

"Then that's the answer," says Myotismon, "use your relatives."

"Hey, yeah," DemiDevimon says, "I'll call upon my entire family and they'll help me take down the Digidestined. I'll make the call now."

DemiDevimon then flies off.

"Hey, how come you never help us," asks Gatomon.

"Do I have to think of everything," asks Myotismon.

Someone rings the doorbell.

"They're here," says DemiDevimon.

DemiDevimon answers the door and sees he comes from a hillbilly family.

"Hey everyone, it's Cousin DemiDevimon," one says.

"I've been away longer than I thought."

"Remember me? It's me, DemiDevimon," he says, "you remember DemiDevimon, DemiDevimon, DemiDevimon, DemiDevimon, Demi..."

"ALRIGHT, I GET IT," DemiDevimon shouts, "I mean come in."

DemiDevimon takes his relatives inside.

"This is my boss, Myotismon and my co-worker, Gatomon."

"Golly," says Cousin DemiDevimon, "she sure is pertty, DeDe."

"DeDe," asks a surprised Gatomon.

"It's my nickname," says an embarrassed DemiDevimon.

Gatomon starts laughing.

"Yes, we know DeDe's a funny name."

Gatomon continues laughing.

"Look, my relatives," says DemiDevimon as Gatomon puts up a sign that says "DeDe." The Relatives laugh. DemiDevimon looks and the sign's gone. "I need your help..." Gatomon puts up another sign and the relatives laugh. DemiDevimon looks and sees no sign. "...to defeat the..." Gatomon puts up another sign and the relatives laugh. DemiDevimon looks and sees no sign. "...Digidestined..." Gatomon puts up another sign and this time, DemiDevimon sees it. "AHAH!" DemiDevimon then puts Gatomon in a closet. "Bottom line is I need your help to take the Digidestineds' crests."

"What's in it for us?"

"What would you like?"

"How'bout a boot to match this one?"

"I'd like a new hat."

"And how'bout some root beer?"

"Root beer?"

"Help me get the crests and you can have all the root beer you want."

DemiDevimon's cousins' cheer.

"Victory, thy name is DemiDevimon," says DemiDevimon as he turns around and there's a sign on his back that says 'DeDe.'

...

The Digidestined are in the park.

"Digidestined," says DemiDevimon with a megaphone, "you will surrender the crests."

"You and what army," asks Tai.

"I'm glad you asked," says DemiDevimon, "look around."

"You got a bunch of bowling balls," asks Sora.

"That's a good one," says DemiDevimon as he and his cousins laugh.

"I have a bad feeling about this," says Tai.

The Digidestined are then captured.

"Now, tell me where you hid the crests."

"I'd rather cut my hair," says Tai.

"Yeah," says Mimi, "and even though Tai, really should cut his hair, you'll never find the crests in that bush over there."

"HA," says DemiDevimon, "now, know that I have signal handedly obtained the crests."

"Ahem!"

"With a little help from the family."

DemiDevimon then goes to the bush.

"DemiDevimon, wait," says Tai, "it's not what you think."

"Don't care," says DemiDevimon, "drumroll please."

DemiDevimon then bangs on some drums.

Once DemiDevimon goes through the bush, he sees MetalGreymon and knows he's in trouble.

"I tried to warn you," says Tai.

DemiDevimon then flies away.

DemiDevimon's cousins then see MetalGreymon and do the same, except for one.

"Why aren't you running," asks Tai.

"I'm nearsighted."

"Go away," says Tai.

DemiDevimon's cousin then flies off, laughing.

"I thought you hid the crests in this bush," says Matt.

"Sorry for lying guys," says Tai, "I figured Mimi would tell one of Myotismon's goons."

"That's fair," says Mimi.

"And those creeps won't find where I really hid them."

"Let me guess," says Matt, "they're at your place, hidden under your bed."

...

"DANG YOU, MATT," says Tai as he rushed home.