Chapter 6: Karate Choppers:

This Chapter takes place during the Puppetmon Arc

Patamon was walking through the forest, looking paranoid. He keeps looking over his shoulder, assuming he has shoulders. Then, he stops and sees two Numamons fighting.

"That's funny," says Patamon.

"I know right," says Gatomon.

Patamon and Gatomon then start sparring. The two have gotten into karate and have been having karate duels. During the fight, Patamon manages to win. "I'll get you next time, Patamon," Gatomon declares.

"That'll be the day," says Patamon.

...

Gatomon finds a hole and Patamon comes out and tries to fight her, but Gatomon wins.

"Nice try, Patabrains."

...

Gatomon was walking through the forest. She attacks what she thinks is Patamon, but it turned out to be some leaves.

"My mistake."

"Hey Gatomon," says Patamon, who came out of nowhere, "did you hear about the cat in the tin can?"

"I don't think so."

"Well, it goes like this." Patamon runs around the forest. "Oh, wait, I forgot the punch line." Patamon continues to run. "Oh yeah." Patamon rams Gatomon into a pile of tin cans. "That's a good one, isn't it?"

...

Patamon is taking another walk, then he notices a pile of tin cans.

"Gatomon, that is your worst disguise yet."

"No, it isn't," says Gatomon, "this is." Gatomon then reveals a cat mask.

Patamon and Gatomon then have another duel, but Gatomon grabs Patamon's tongue and is about to pour a drop of hot sauce on it.

Patamon then imagines the hot sauce looking like the Devil.

"I will burn your tongue," it says.

"Alright, Gatomon," says Patamon, "you win."

"Good to hear," then Gatomon starts drinking the hot sauce, but Patamon reveals the tongue is fake and uses it to whip her.

...

Patamon is walking, then he sees Biyomon trying to swat a fly, but in his mind, it looked like Gatomon. So he attacks her.

"Patamon, what are you doing," asks Agumon.

"Oops, sorry, Biyomon," Patamon says, "me and Gatomon have been doing karate."

"Maybe you should hold back," says Agumon.

"Okay."

Patamon is then walking, and he sees what he things is "Gatomon." Patamon then attacks, only to see it's Agumon.

"That's it," says Agumon, "no more karate or you're benched."

Patamon is then walking. "What do I tell Gatomon?"

Gatomon then starts attacking Patamon.

"Gatomon, we can't do karate anymore."

"I'm not falling for that."

Agumon then sees Patamon and Gatomon.

"Patamon," says Agumon, "I said no more karate. That's it, you can't join in the fight anymore."

Patamon starts crying.

"Agumon, you gotta give him another chance," says Gatomon, "he tried to tell me, but I wouldn't listen."

"Hmm, alright, Patamon, I'll give you another chance, but no more karate."

"Got it Agumon."

Agumon then walked away.

"Probably for the best," says Gatomon, "Karate was getting old."

"Yeah," says Patamon, "we could do other things like pretend to be rocks."

Patamon then sits still, being a rock.

"Wanna go on a picnic?"

...

Patamon and Gatomon were walking to their picnic.

"Y'know, only dumb people like karate," Patamon says, "duhh, look at me, I like karate."

"You like what?"

"Not karate, I don't even know the meaning of the word," says Patamon.

They then hear what appears to be karate sounds, but it turns out to be a fisher Digimon.

"That sounded like..."

"Karate," says Gatomon.

"Right now," says Patamon, "I mean no, what is this karate?"

The two have their picnic and Patamon starts chopping the salami.

"Uh, Patamon, maybe some more, I'm kind of hungry."

Patamon and Gatomon then went crazy with sandwich ingredients.

"How many sandwiches should we make," asks Gatomon.

"Ten," suggests Patamon.

"Yes, ten, because we're really hungry."

Some Veggiemons arrive and Patamon and Gatomon accidently take them down.

Then, just as Patamon was about to have his sandwich, "Hold it," says Gatomon, "you're dead meat."

"In your dreams," says Patamon.

Then Patamon and Gatomon fight, but then they realize Agumon was there.

"I'm sorry, Agumon," Patamon says, "we have a problem, go ahead and bench us."

"I have a better idea," says Agumon.

...

Patamon and Gatomon use karate against Puppetmon's goons.

"We love Karate," says Patamon and Gatomon.

"I love beating bad guys," says Agumon.

"I hate you all," says Puppetmon while crying like a baby.