Chapter 7: Gatomon, Patamon, and the Argomon (Ultimate - Worm Phase):
This Chapter takes place during the Control Spires Digimon Arc:
Something was going across the land, eating everything in its path. It ate rocks, it ate houses, it ate... wait, it's avoiding the trees and heading for the giant pie. Hey! No desert until you eat your veggies.
"Grrr," growls the creature.
Yeah, well, life ain't fair. Anyway, after it ate the trees, TK and Patamon see it eat the giant pie.
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"We saw it," says Patamom, "it was Argomon: Ultimate: Worm Phase!"
"It ate everything in its sight," says TK.
"That's horrible," says Armadillomon, who then eats everything in his sight.
"It ate my giant pie," says a Geckomon.
"It ate my children's homework," says a Burgermon, but her kids ain't complaining.
"I'd rather not say," says Mummymon, who lost his butt, standing next to Arukenimon.
Veemon then jumps to Arukenimon.
"Alright, admit it, you had something to do with this," Veemon says.
"Oh please, why would my control spyre Digimon attack us," asks Arukenimon.
"Other than BlackWarGreymon," says Mummymon.
"Point is, we're innocent this time," says Arukenimon.
"Doesn't matter," says Davis, "we still need a plan."
"I got it," says DigiTamemon, "let's all eat at my restaurant."
Everymon boos at him.
"I say we build a moat," says a Knightmon.
"I say we call my husband," says a Babamon.
"Ah say we take every single Digimon to the Real World," says Armadillomon.
Everymon looks at him.
"That idea," starts Veemon, "might just be crazy enough... TO FREAK THE HUMANS OUT!"
"We should send someone to deal with it," says a Mushroommon.
"There's not a Digimon crazy enough to do it," says Arukenimon.
They all hear a scratch and see a Hookmon.
"Can you tell me where the bathroom is," Hookmon asks.
"Around the left corner," says an annoyed DigiTamemon.
"I'll take care of it," says Gatomon, "that is, if you're willing to pay."
"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO," shouts DigiTamemon, "not my money! I'd rather Argomon come and eat you all alive." His Nightmare Syndrome then oozes, looking like he's foaming at the mouth.
Everymon stares at DigiTamemon.
"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh... sorry," DigiTamemon says awkwardly.
"I don't want your money," says Gatomon, making DigiTamemon more embarrassed, "Argomon took my tail, and I want payback. So, I'm going after him."
Almost everymon cheers.
"Patamon, would you mind stopping her," asks Kari.
"With pleasure," says Patamon, "she doesn't know how dangerous this is."
Patamon runs after Gatomon.
"We're with you," says DigiTamemon, but then he turns to Armadillomon, "what was your idea again?"
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"Single file," says Armadillomon as the Digimon are going through the gate.
...
Gatomon is on her way and Patamon follows her.
"Gatomon, you don't understand," says Patamon, "It's Argomon: Ultimate: Worm Phase."
"That doesn't matter to me," says Gatomon.
"But it's big, scary, and green."
"So's Ogremon, but I'm not afraid of him."
"But Gatomon..."
"Look, I'm not afraid of some worm guy," Gatomon says, "especially one who took my tail."
"What if he didn't?"
"Then who did?"
"...Me."
"Why didn't you say so? Show me."
Patamon gets out a string.
"That's a string," Gatomon says.
"No, it's not," says Patamon, "it's your tail."
"Patamon."
"How do you know? It's always behind you."
Patamon then grabs on to Gatomon's legs.
"Gatomon, please don't do this!"
Gatomon then pulls Patamon off and continues walking.
"Gatomon, this is your father," says Patamon wearing a bad cat mask, "and I demand you do not go after Argomon."
"Patamon, we don't have parents," says Gatomon.
"You're going to have to get through me," says Patamon, but Gatomon jumps over him.
"Nothing you say is gonna stop me."
"What if I say bzgvdtkp?"
"Well, that does slow me down, but it won't stop me."
...
Gatomon checks the dirt. "Argomon sign," it's a tiny sign that says Argomon, "he's around this mountain. I'm going in."
"Gatomon, wait..." says Patamon, but too late, Gatomon goes in.
Gatomon is fighting something and Patamon tries to warn her, eventually, Gatomon comes out with a tied-up worm like thing.
"See that," asks Gatomon, "I beat it and got my tail back. Luckily, I learned this trick from DemiDevimon on how to reattach a lost part. He's had alot of experience with that."
"Gatomon, that's not Argomon, that's one of his tendrils."
Gatomon looks and sees Argomon.
"Oh... that's Argomon... and this is a... RUN!"
Argomon then chases Patamon and Gatomon.
"What do we do," asks Patamon.
"Keep running," says Gatomon.
"Good idea," says Patamon, "wait a minute, I thought you said you can handle it."
"Now's not the best..."
"Say it or I'll trip you!"
"Oh right, you were right, and I was wrong! Are you happy?"
"Yep."
Argomon continues to chase Patamon and Gatomon.
"I have an idea, you still got that string," Gatomon asks.
"I'm way ahead of you," says Patamon, "look, I'm a cowboy." Patamon then uses the string as a lasso.
"Oddly enough, a lasso is what I'm thinking," Gatomon then uses the string to swing herself and Patamon out of Argomon's way as he falls down a cliff. Patamon and Gatomon are now on the edge, safe.
"We did it," says Patamon.
"Argomon won't bother anyone for a while."
"Let's go tell everyone."
"Hey Patamon," Gatomon then kisses Patamon on the cheek, freezing him in place, "thanks for the concern." Gatomon then runs away and Patamon hasn't moved an inch.
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All the Digimon are in the Real World, and this was a mistake.
"Anyone else having trouble breathing," asks Davis.
You see, the Digiport is in a computer lab in the school and now every Digimon is crammed in that room.
"Could be worse," says Cody, "we could all have been squashed by Argomon."
