Chapter 12: Kappa Mikey and Guano III:

This chapter takes place during the Control Spire Digimon Arc

Kappa Mikey and Guano. We join our heroes as they've grown bolder, wiser, older. Our heroes are now getting ready for a long-needed vacation.

Pack!

But wait, who's going to watch the Kappa Cave while they're gone?

...

Guano answers the door while Kappa Mikey's sleeping.

"Patamikey," says Patamon.

"And Armaguano," says Armadillomon.

"Reporting for duty."

"Yeah, yeah, just come on," says Guano.

"Up, up, and away!"

"Evil," says a tired Kappa Mikey.

"Now, we need you two to..."

"Wow, Armadillomon," says Patamon, "this is the greatest collection of weapons I've ever seen. I'm gonna play with the Oni Glove!"

"Ah'm gonna play with the Yōkai Shield!"

As Patamon and Armadillomon rush towards it, Kappa Mikey gets in the way.

"Stop," says Kappa Mikey, "our first rule is for you to not touch anything!"

"What about the Mirror of Confusion," says Patamon as he turns it on and gets confused.

Kappa Mikey then turns it off. "Whoever looks into the Mirror of Confusion... gets confused."

"What about the Invisible Gundam," asks Armadillomon.

"Especially the Invisible Gundam," says Guano.

Kappa Mikey and Guano then head out.

"Now, don't touch anything," says Guano, "understand?"

"Yes, Trusty Sidekick," says Patamon and Armadillomon.

Kappa Mikey and Guano then leave.

"Come Armadillomon," says Patamon, "while our heroes are gone, we must keep the Kappa Cave safe."

Patamon and Armadillomon then run around making karate noises.

Armadillomon then stops and sees something. "Go-Go-Go-Go-Go-Go-Go-Go..."

"What is it, Armadillomon?"

Patamon then looks and they both go "Go-Go-Go-Go-Go-Go-Go-Go-Gonard!"

Patamon and Armadillomon then run.

"Hey Patamon, how come he ain't chasin' us," asks Armadillomon.

"I think he's frozen," says Patamon.

"Fffff..."

"This is amazing," says Patamon, "next to the Stinky Sock, Gonard is Kappa Mikey and Guano's greatest enemy. I have so many questions for him."

A laser then hits the ice.

"Armadillomon, what are you doing?"

"Y'all said ya had some questions."

"We could get in trouble."

"That ain't a question."

Then they hear an evil laugh.

"Finally, I am free."

"Um, actually, Mr. Gonard, Sir, only your head is free."

"Crazy Kitsune," says Gonard, "I'll need you two to release me."

"We can't," says Patamon.

"Why," asks Gonard.

"Because you're evil," says Patamon.

"You mean if I were good, you'd release me," asks Gonard.

"I'd say so," says Patamon.

"Then, I'm good," says Gonard.

"Really," asks Patamon.

"Yes, really," says Gonard.

"Really, really," asks Patamon.

"Yes, yes, really," says Gonard.

"Really, really, really..."

"Yes, yes, really, I'm good, now release me or face the consequences!"

"That's good enough for me," says Patamon.

Patamon and Armadillomon then activate the laser and thaw Gonard out.

"Now, I no longer need you two," says Gonard.

Gonard then jumps and prepares to attack the two, but Patamon presses the button and Gonard starts acting stupid.

"What's happening," asks Gonard, who then eats a telephone.

"Come on Gonard," says Patamon, "you know that's the Stupid Belt Kappa Mikey and Guano put on you in episode 17."

As seen on Episode 17.

"Ah love that one," says Armadillomon.

"Me too," says Patamon.

"I must trick those two into getting this belt off me," says Gonard, "time for those acting lessons to finally pay off."

"Remember when..." begins Patamon, but then they hear Gonard crying.

"Oh, it's so hard to be evil," says Gonard, who then checks to see if Patamon and Armadillomon are listening, "if only some weird mutant creatures would help me find the right path."

Patamon and Armadillomon then gasp. "We can help you."

"Oh, thank you," says Gonard, who then whispers to himself, "I'll get through this like High School."

Patamon/Armadillomon: Helping the baddest guy in the land,
male Digimon are holding hands!

...

"Okay," says Patamon, "are you ready for your first lesson in goodness?"

Gonard then puts an apple on the desk.

"First, when you see someone drop their wallet," says Patamon, "Armadillomon, drop your wallet."

Armadillomon drops his wallet.

"What's the first thing you do," asks Patamon.

"Excuse me, sir," says Gonard, "I believe you dropped this wallet."

"That ain't mah wallet," says Armadillomon.

"What? But I just saw you drop it."

"It ain't mine."

"Listen, I'm trying to be a good citizen and return this wallet to you."

"Return what to who?"

Gonard then face palms. "Let's try this. Are you Armadillomon?"

"Yep."

"Is this your ID?"

"Yep."

"Well, I found your ID in this wallet."

"Makes sense to me."

"Then it's your wallet."

"Doesn't look familiar to me."

"TAKE IT OR I'LL RIP YOUR SHELL OFF!"

Gonard then starts acting stupid.

"Wrong," says Patamon, "good people never rip other people's shells off."

...

"Okay, lesson 2," says Patamon, "what to do if you see someone who needs help."

Armadillomon's carrying a box.

"Excuse me," says Gonard, but Armadillomon drops the box on Gonard's foot.

"Sorry."

"It looks like you could use some..." Armadillomon drops the box again.

"Mah bad."

"Butterfingers. Look, I'm here..." Armadillomon drops the box again. "What's in this box?"

"Mah wallets."

Gonard then goes nuts and starts beating Armadillomon.

"PATAMON, MAKE HIM DUMB!"

Patamon then activates the Stupid Belt and Gonard starts acting stupid while beating Armadillomon.

...

"Lesson 3," says Patamon, who then tries to think of a good lesson, but then Armadillomon grabs the remote.

"Ah got one," says Armadillomon, "will Sora pick Tai?"

"Um... yes?"

"WRONG!" Armadillomon then activates the stupid belt.

Patamon grabs the remote.

"We're only supposed to use it if he does anything evil!"

"Let go, Patamon!"

"You let go!"

"LET GO!"

The two then break the remote and Gonard starts breaking things.

"TAKE IT OFF! PLEASE!"

"He said the P word," says Patamon.

"Peanuts," asks Armadillomon.

"No. Please."

"Well, that's good enough for me. Ah'd say he's refrigerated."

"Rehabilitated."

"Bless you."

"Congratulations, Gonard," says Patamon with a key, "and here's the key to your future." Patamon then releases Gonard from the belt.

Gonard has a sinister smile and goes over to the weapons.

"Uh, we're not supposed to touch those," says Patamon.

Gonard puts on the Oni Glove.

"We're not supposed to touch that."

Gonard grabs a grenade.

"We're really not supposed to touch that."

Gonard attaches the grenade to the glove.

"Good people have no use for..."

Gonard zaps the two.

"The only thing I'm good at is being evil."

Gonard the runs off.

"What's that smell," Armadillomon asks.

"That is the smell of defeat," says Patamon.

"Oh good, Ah thought it was mah skin," says Armadillomon.

"Forget your skin. Gonard tricked us. This looks like a job for Kappa Mikey..."

"And Guano!"

The two then reform, put on their costumes, and get in the Invisible Gundam. But as soon as they got out, they tripped.

"Pathetic fools," says Gonard, "now if you excuse me, I have some mayhem to cause."

"Not so fast," says Patamon, "we have the Mirror of Confusion!"

Patamon and Armadillomon then activate the mirror and get themselves confused.

"That was easy." Gonard then leaps off.

...

We now take a look at a floating island and see a red echidna guarding a giant emerald.

"Why am I even in this one," Knuckles asks, "I'm not a Digimon character."

Gonard then appears.

"Alright, red one, hand over..." Gonard then starts playing in a mud puddle.

"Can I help you," asks Knuckles.

"ARGH! Just give me the..." Gonard then starts making armpit noises. "I don't understand. The belt is gone and yet, I still act like an idiot. The urge to do evil is no more."

"Hey Buddy, you need help with something?"

"Never mind."

...

Patamon and Armadillomon are still affected by the Mirror of Confusion, but then Gonard appears and turns it off.

"Huhh? Gonard!"

"No need, Patamon," says Gonard, "thanks to you, I have given up on the path of evil. Now, I shall find my own path. Farewell!" Gonard then leaves.

"We did it Armadillomon," but then Patamon notices Armadillomon was still confused. "You know the mirror's turned off, right?"