While the video game on Cartman's Xbox is still downloading, the boys are still bored.
Nate: Only two more hours...
Francis: I wanna play some hockey in the video game!
Dougie: We could play it in Stark's Pond.
Damien: Last time we did that, it went horribly wrong.
Tolkien: Yeah. You lost your shit and set the forest on fire.
Damien: I said we weren't gonna talk about that again!
Butters: Anyways, we need another story to tell.
Stan: Who's gonna tell it?
Pip: Oh, I'll tell the story!
Cartman: Someone important should tell the next story.
Pip: I'm important! Let me tell the story!
Daniel: Dude, let him tell the story so he can shut the fuck up.
Cartman: Fine. House destroying Frenchie, tell the next story!
Pip: I thought you would get over it and stop calling me French! Anyways, this all started after my date with...
Cartman: Allie the whore. We know.
Pip: Will you stop caing Allie a whore already?! Anyways, after my date with Allie...
It transitions into the story. Pip and Allie were walking through the neighborhood.
Pip: I enjoyed that date.
Allie: Yeah. So did I. So what do you wanna do tomorrow?
Pip: Well...
A limosine appears and two people come out and put Pip and Allie in sacks before throwing them in the limo and it drives off.
Pip and Allie were dumped out of the sacks.
Allie: What the hell is going on?!
Pip: Who are you?!
Driver: You two have been invited to a Tea Party in a mansion.
Allie: A tea party?! So you kidnapped us for that?!
Pip: Yeah! There aren't any mansions in this town!
Allie: Actually, Tolkien's former mansion is here in this town.
Pip: Oh yeah. I forgot about that.
The limo then drives them to the mansion, which was haunted house like. When they got out of it, they were creeped out.
Allie: What kind of mansion is this?
Pip: Yeah. Looks kinda haunted.
Driver: It's not haunted. Come on.
After they got inside, it was a big tea party going on.
Allie: This looks kinda cool.
Pip: Yeah. But why were we invited here?
Driver: Well, we decided to find the first two people we see and bring them here, and it turned out to be you two lucky kids. Now let's have some fun here.
They then began to party and Pip and Allie drank some tea.
Pip: This is amazing!
Allie: Yeah. This tea is awesome!
Butler: Glad you're enjoying it.
Pip: I wonder what ingredients are in this... tea...
He and Allie are knocked out.
When they woke up, they are both in a bed and Pip wakes up.
Pip: Allie? Allie! Wake up!
Allie: Huh? What the?!
Pip: What happened?
Allie: It must've been that tea we drank!
And then a bunch of ghosts popped out from the ned and scares them. They both screamed in fear and ran out the room, and what they saw scared them even more. A bunch of flying furniture was thrown at them, but they jumped out of the way.
Pip: We gotta get out of here!
They both start to run through the mansion as several ghosts started jumpscaring them left and right. They continued to run as fast as they could before they fall through a trap door.
When Pip and Allie got up, several ghosts and demons began to approach them.
Pip: What do we do?!
Allie: I see an exit! Come on!
They both began to run to the exit. The ghosts and demons began to chase towards them. They managed to make it to the exit and broke out of the mansion. They began to run back to South Park.
Pip and Allie managed to make it back to the neighborhood panting after all the running they did.
Pip: That was way too close.
Allie: Yeah. But at least we're home. I hope my parents don't ground me for being home. At least you don't have parents so you can get away with anything.
Pip: True. Anyways, you can tell your parents that you're spending the night with me.
Allie: But you don't have a home.
Pip: Oh yeah. I forgot that I live in a cardboard box. You know what? Try going to one of the girls' houses and tell them thay you're sleeping over.
Allie: They're all asleep.
Pip: Oh... Let's just sleep in Butters' house.
Allie: Okay. I'll tell my parents that I'm staying at his house.
They both proceed to head to Butters' house and then a ghost jumpscares the fourth wall and the story ends.
It trainsitions back to reality.
Pip: The end.
Tweek was scared and hid behind Craig.
Cartman: Wow. Your story made Tweek piss his pants.
Tweek: I cannot believe they put knockout pills in your tea! And those ghosts almost killed you!
Craig: Don't worry Tweek. That story isn't real.
Tweek: How do you know a ghost isn't gonna scare us out of nowhere?!
Dougie: Ghosts aren't even real!
Tweek: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!!!
Nate: How about all of you shut the fuck up?! And Cartman, is that game finished downloading?!
Cartman: Only 45 minutes left.
Nate: Oh...
After the last story, this fanfic will be finished.
