This story is a harem bleach, Rosario Vampire, Tenchi Muyo Ryo-oki, GXP, and War on Geminar and High School DXD harem fanfic there will be lemons but not many.

Main Pairing: Ichigo x Yoruichi, Unohana, Soifon, Moka (true form), Akua, Tatsuki, Washu, Ryoko Balta, Aura Shurifon (Hot dark elf chick), Rukia, Orihime, Akeno and Sona.

Ichigo will have Multiple Zanpaktou including but not limited to Mugetsu, Kikoō, Kyoka Suigetsu, Katen Kyokotsu, Senbonsakura, Benihime, Nejibana, Sode No Shirayuki and Hyorinmaru. (He will not have Zangetsu in this fic as he was sacrificed to perform the FGT but he will have another Getsu-based melee attack type Zanpaktou based on Zangetsu and will retain his Quincy power or the old man and he will also have the Hogyoku which will fuse his spirit body with his physical back so he will no longer need to exit his physical body to use his full power.)

Summary: Ichigo is sitting in a devastated Karakura after the war with Aizen the release of the FGT and losing all his friends and loved ones lamenting over the fact that the release of the FGT as the residual energy from the release was the reason why everyone was dead. You might be thinking that just Karakura and its people were destroyed but nothing could be further from the truth, the truth was much much worse. The cold hard truth that Ichigo had to deal with as he sat on a curb crying into his hands was that the release of the FGT ended all life on planet Earth, not just the lives of the people in the town he lived in his entire life but all life everywhere. He is paid a surprise visit by the soul king and his fellow gods and goddesses and given a chance to change things for the better. Will he take it or will he wallow around his dead town in self-pity? Let's find out.

Chapter Three: Yamamoto's folly and Ichigo's anger.

Previously On Ichigo God of Shadows:

The day came for Ichigo to go and meet his destiny; however, the gods had one more surprise for him. Instead of sending him on his way they brought his other half to Takamagahara and merged them. When asked why, his only response was, "Ichigo, merging you back together was always going to take place here. It could only take place here as it was here you were separated in the first place. You see Ichigo, the dimension we're sending you to is originally your home dimension as your true self exists there. I know what you're thinking, you're thinking how is that possible? Well, the truly straightforward answer is the human soul is extremely malleable. It's kind of the silly putty you used to play with as a child and as such able to take any form we desire or be splint if need be. To say that Ichigo was surprised would be an understatement however, he didn't have time to think about it as the ne

Present time

Ichigo woke up in his bed after his time training with the soul king and the royal guard. To say that his body was sore was an understatement. The merger of both his light and dark half's took a lot out of him, yes but that wasn't what caused him pain. The pain came from the transition of going from being a mortal to being transformed into a deity and while this honor wasn't something offered very often the pain involved with such an evolution was excruciating, in Ichigo's mind he would rank it right up there with Zangetsu being ripped away from him after using the FGT but even that paled in comparison. However, what really angered him was that the Yamamoto Soutaichou of his light side dimension had deliberately ordered Kisuke and Yoruichi not to train him after he infiltrated the Seireitei to save Rukia. The Yamamoto of this dimension did something far worse, on the day of Ichigo's birth he ordered the execution of Ichigo and the entire Kurosaki family when the soul society picked up Ichigo's reiatsu signature on their sensors, this action was taken based solely out of fear and ignorance. Fortunately for Ichigo and family Amaterasu got wind of this and saved the Kurosaki family and ordered Kisuke, Yoruichi and Tessai of this dimension to train Ichigo in everything they knew from the time he could pick up a boken and even if Amaterasu hadn't intervened Kisuke, Yoruichi and Tessai would have protect the Kurosaki from Yamamoto and completely ignored the order and killed anyone from the Soul Society sent to carry it out. Why go so far you ask, well Ichigo was Yoruichi's fiance from the day he was born and the Shihoin clan put loyalty to family and friends above everything else.

In fact, it would be a serious understatement to say that Yamamoto and the rest of the soul society would be surprised when Ichigo showed up to rescue rukia and oh boy heads were going to roll when that day came as Ichigo was pissed and he would have his pound of flesh and he would take right out of Yamamoto's ass. However, at the moment neither he, Kisuke or Yoruichi cared about that, especially Yoruichi who was quite literally attached to her fiancé's hip and in more ways than one as she was currently snuggling into his chest. Now normally Yoruichi would be completely nude however, after she and Masaki had talked it was decided that she would remain clothed when Yuzu and Karin were home so as to avoid an unnecessary conversation with her soon to be little sisters.

However, at the moment the one thing that was different about this dimension and what made Ichigo very happy was that in this dimension his mother as well as Uryu's mother were both still alive being blessed by Amaterasu does have its advantages they did however lose there powers when Yhwach performed his selection but that was only temporary from what Amaterasu said and it had pissed off Yhwach no end but it wasn't like he could do anything about and as a result Masaki and Ryuken spent much of their free time teaching Karin, Yuzu,Ichigo and Uryu about there Quincy abilities and after that Isshin, Ichigo, Yoruichi and Kisuke taught Yuzu and Karin about their shinigami and hollow abilities respectively until the day finally came to rescue Rukia.

2 days later beneath Kisuke's shop

We currently find Ichigo and friends in Kisuke's vast underground training area, all except for Tatsuki as she chose to remain behind and train.

We currently find Ichigo standing amongst his friends and fiances respectively dressed in a two piece suit with an ankle length weighted leather jacket and Mugetsu sheathed on his left hip, Chad, Orihime, Uryu and Yoruichi were all dressed in a similar fashion.

"Ichigo I know you've heard this before but the others haven't. I can only keep this door open for four minutes. You have that amount of time to get through the Dangai and into the Soul Society or you will be stuck in between worlds and at the mercy of the cleaner forever or until you find an exit in Soul Society. Now none of this should be an issue for any of you as Yoruichi and I have trained you in hoho, strength and kido and thanks to Ichigo and Amaterasu you've all been given immortality with massive amounts of stamina but all the same keep the time limit in mind. Follow Yoruichi through the Dangai she will guide you to my base in the West Rukong District and lead you to Ichigo's Cousin Kukaku Shiba who will help you from that point forward as I have been banished from the Soul Society I can not go with you. Good Luck and happy hunting." Kisuke said

Kisuke opened his senkaimon and they jumped in and immediately had a run in with the Cleaner however, thanks to Yoruichi they all came thru without so much as a scratch and started the long trek to Kukaku's place. When they arrive at Kukaku's they are greeted by Koganehiko and Shiroganehiko standing in there way.

"We are the loyal retainers of the Shiba Clan and you will not pass. No soul reaper is permitted on these grounds." they said in unison until Yoruichi spoke up, getting their attention.

"Koganehiko, Shiroganehiko it's me Yoruichi go tell Kukaku that I am here to talk to her." she said

Hearing the name of their master's long time immediately caused them to humble themselves before the flash goddess. "YORUICHI-SAMA! Forgive us for we did not recognize you as it has been many years." they said in unison.

"That is alright boy's now run along and announce us please." she replied

"RIGHT AWAY YORUICHI-SAMA!" they yelled before running off to inform their master.

Yoruichi and the gang were standing around talking when they returned. "Yoruichi-sama, Kukaku-sama will see you now." they said.

Yoruichi walked into the room and was greeted by her old fireworks loving friend.

"Yoruichi, it's been too long." Kukaku said as she gave Yoruichi a hug.

"Indeed it has." she replied. "And while I wish this were strictly a social call I'm afraid I need your help."

"I figured as much." Kukaku replied. "So what kind of trouble have you brought to my doorstep this time? Don't get me wrong you know I love trouble but you could have called you know, but who am I kidding your Yoruichi Shihoin you don't call, you don't write what's a girl to do" she said as fake tears streamed down her face.

"Oh knock it off you drama queen you know very well why I haven't written or called!" Yoruichi replied as she thumped Kukaku on the top of her head.

"Alright, Alright. Jeez. I'm just messin with ya, doesn't anyone know how to take a joke anymore." she replied

"Yes we do. However, this is serious and right now we need your help." Ichigo interjected

"Um Yoru-chan who's this hottie?" Kukaku asked with a sultry grin as she licked her lips.

"That is Ichigo Kurosaki and he is your cousin." she replied

"Cousin? The only one that could've had any kids after Kaen died Was Isshin and he died years ago." Kukaku replied

"Actually that isn't true. Isshin is still very much alive however, do to actions taken by a rouge shinigami he couldn't come back home. Ichigo is his son and Isshin also has two adorable little girls named Yuzu and Karin who I am sure would like to meet there cousin. By the way, I saw how you looked at my fiance and considering that he is no longer a shinigami or a human but a god blessed by Amaterasu herself I don't mind sharing if you want a taste." Yoruichi replied as she made a gesture showing just how big Ichigo was downstairs causing Kukaku to blush a heavy shade of crimson.

"Once this is over I may just take you up on that, but for now tell me why your here." she replied.

"And I wouldn't mind adding you to the long list of women I already have. However, right now we have much more pressing matters to deal with, namely Yamamoto, Aizen and Yhwach and their cronies. After that is finished we can have our fun if you want." Ichigo said as he huskily whispered into Kukaku's ear making her shiver.

"Holy shit I think I need a change of panties." Kukaku and Yoruichi both thought.

After everything thing was said and done Ichigo and company found themselves inside a reishkaku being blasted towards the Seireitei and their enemies knowing that the fight that was to come would soon end just as quickly as it began with the rescue of their friend and the brutal death of their foes.

The reishkaku hit the barrier surrounding the seireitei and soon after they were all fired off in different directions. Chad was by himself and would soon come face to face with Shunsui Kyoraku Captain of the Eight Division. Uryu and Orihime would pair off and hunt down the clown faced bastard. Leaving Ichigo and Yoruichi to meet up with Unohana and Soifon before moving on to rescue Rukia and deal with the three ignorant morons that believe themselves gods.

Ichigo and Yoruichi chose to use the underground passages to reach their destination and the minute they did so were immediately ambushed Yhwach's soldats in and effort to bring them to heel which turned out to be a mistake as they didn't live long enough to regret their stupidity. After their slight detour the two lovers continued on to their destination no matter how badly they wanted to rip the other cloths off and fuck each other stupid they knew the orgy could wait as there were more important things to do at the moment then sating their lust. As they came out of the catacombs it was just coming on dusk when Ichigo pulled Yoruichi into a passionate kiss and said, "This is were we part for now my dear, you go for Soifon and I'll go for Unohana and we'll meet up at Sogyoku hill tomorrow. Oh and make sure the two of you discreetly cause some chaos before then I would love to see the old bastard pulling all of his hair out."

"Will do love. I'll even take a picture for posterity." Yoruichi said giving hime one last kiss before she left.

Ichigo and Yoruichi parted ways and immediately used shunpo to get to their destinations. Yoruichi to the squad two captains quarters and Ichigo to the squad four captains quarters.

Upon arrival at squad two Yoruichi quickly realized that Soifon's quarters had been proofed recently most like for her reunion or meeting up with Ichigo either way it brought a smirk to her face when suddenly a shout rang out across the room. "Yoruichi-sama!" "Hello my little bee." Yoruichi replied only to receive a happy hug in return. "Yoruichi-sama, Yoruichi-sama, what took you so long? Is Ichigo-kun with you? Soifon asked looked around as if trying to find the object of her affection. "No little bee, we had to split up, I came here while he went to Unohana. Don't worry though you'll see him soon enough. However, he did ask us to discreetly cause some trouble to drive the old man crazy, you up for having some fun with your old sensei?" Yoruichi replied with a grin.

"Hai." Soifon replied with an equally michevious grin as they changed into all black stealth suits provided by Soifon but originally developed by Kisuke Urahara centuries before and left squad two's barracks. Soon afterward all you could was the insane laughing of the two women as explosions soon rang out all over the Seireitei as they set about to complete the task given to them by there love.

Meanwhile at Squad Four

Ichigo had just arrived not two minutes before and stealthily making his way towards Captain Unohana. When he arrived at her quarters he entered and closed the door behind him only to feel a pair of arms wrap themselves around him from behind. "You know it is quite rude of you to enter a ladies home with out knocking first." Unohana said already knowing who it was.

"I know and normally I wouldn't but I just had to see you Retsu-chan so I hope you don't think poorly of me." Ichigo said turning around and bringing Retsu into a passion filled kiss as she moaned into it and bringing herself deeper into his arms.

"Never, but you should've let me know you were coming and I would've made myself look more presentable." she replied

"You look beautiful Retsu-chan you always have." he replied receiving a kiss as a reward.

"I took the liberty of moving Rukia-chan here at the request of Byakuya-kun, Hisana-chan and Ama-chan. Byakuya and Hisana are awaiting your arrival should I bring them here?" Retsu replied (AN: Yes I decided that Hisana would still be alive a last minute spur of the moment change. I will need your help though. Whom should I tapp to replace Yamamoto as Head Captain? The poll will be be on my profile.)

"Yes but do so discretely, I dont' want to raise unwanted attention. One more thing, when you bring them bring Rukia here as well, there is something inside her that I needed to remove after that she is not to leave your quarters until after this is over." he replied

"Understood, I take care of it at once." she replied with a smile before giving him a chast kiss as she left to carry out one of her final duties before retiring and leaving the Seireitei for good.

An hour later Retsu walked in and with her came Rukia, Byakuya and Hisana, Rukia immediately gave Ichigo a "bone shatering" hug and a kiss which was lovingly returned. Ichigo also gave his future big sister a hug and future big brother a manly hand shake before doing what he came there to do.

"It is good to see all of you again however, I am pressed for time so let's get this done then I can pay Yamamoto, Yhwach, Aizen and his cronies a visit." Ichigo said as he placed his hand on Rukia's chest and gently removing the Hogyoku.

Rukia was breathing heavily before her spiritual pressure suddenly increased and dissipated as it came under Rukia tightly reined in control once again as her zanpaktou once again appeared. She was then hugged by her sister and her brother as she cried tears of joy feeling the love of her family and the presence of her zanpaktou Sode no Shiraiyuki once again.

"Now, since that is done lets deal with the hogyuku." Ichigo said as his hogyoku materialized next to him shocking everyone there.

"Ichigo-kun!" The hogyoku yelled as she appeared next to him and gave him a hug.

"Hello hogyoku how are you today?" Ichgio asked

"I'm fine Ichigo-kun. Oh, before I forget, I gave myself a name finally. My name is Hayami it means rare beauty. I think it fits as I am a rare beauty." she said with a big smile.

"It most certainly does." he replied with a smile of his own.

"Okay Ichigo-kun why did you summon me?" she asked

"I summoned you for this as I wanted your input and what we should do."he replied handing the still sealed hogyoku to Hayami.

"Ay yes, Kisukes original hogyoku, its still in a sealed state and very young although once completed properly guided I wouldn't mind a little sister. I suggest that we merge it with the one that Aizen still has perge it of Aizen's influence and give it to someone who's influence can properly guide it say Tatsuki for example, that way all of the hogyoku's will either be with you or someone you love and never be used against you, your family or your friends." Hayami said

"Very well I agree. However, can you remove Aizen's hogyoku from him without his knowledge?" he asked

"Please what do take me for? I did that like 5 minutes ago." she said as another hogyoku appeared in her hand.

"Now can you merge them? He asked

"I can but aizens influence will have to be purged first as well as the portion of Rangiku Matsumoto's soul that is contained with Aizen's hogyoku returned to her as without it she will never reach the level of bankai with her zanpaktou and that can not be permitted to happen for one as talented as her. But before I do this a final word of warning once the process is started it can not be stopped and all of the soul society, hueco mudo, the royal realm and the shadow realm of the quincy's will know about it as the levels of spiritual pressure will be far greater than anything anyone with the exception of yourself has ever experienced." she said

"Good, so long as no one can track your location the ensuing chaos might be all the diversion I need. Do it." he said as Hayami began the process.

Hayami was indeed correct the levels of spiritual pressure had not of captain level or higher on there knees gasping for breathe and while that didn't last long the disorientation however did and no one to stand in Ichigo's way to the captain assembly hall with Byakuya and Retsu following close behind.

As soon as Ichigo and his companions arrived he blew the doors off it's hinges shocking every one in attendance.

"Ichigo-kun!" Soifon shouted as she jumped into his arms hugging and kissing him as though he would soon disappear further shocking every one there.

"Soifon-Taicho, Kuchiki-Taicho, Unohana-Taicho! What is the meaning of this?!" Yamamoto demanded

"This Yamamoto as you've so eloquently put it is your end as head captain of the thirteen court guard squads as I am going to kill you for your crimes." Ichigo said as he raise his spiritual pressure to unimaginable heights to get his point across before Yamamoto started to laugh.

"You kill me? Boy, your sense of humor needs work. And for the record what crimes am I suppossed to have commited as you don't have the authority to bring such allegations." he replied drawing his sword.

"You are correct. I don't have said authority. However, Lady Amaterasu of the Shinto Trinity also known as my grandmother does have that authority and since she along with the other gods, the royal guard as well as Kisuke and Yoruichi trained me despite your orders all those years ago, I'd say your act of treason gives her all the authority she need. It also helps that I was made a god by unanimous of the Shinto high council. Now since that is out of the way lets take this somewhere else shall we as you, Aizen, Tousen and Yhwach have much to answer for." Ichigo said as he snapped his fingers and everyone in the room vanished and appeared in the shadows of the soul society however they weren't alone. Yhwach and his quincy's were there as were Aizen arrancar army as well as the Shinto High Council as well as Hideki the soul king and the royal guard.

"Now then shall we begin." Ichigo said with a murderous grin that honestly scared the shit out of everyone that didn't know him.

To be continued…..

R but flamers with be fed to Kikoō.