"So kid how is it?" James asked eri as she at her pizza

"It's good!" Eri said

"Good thing we took dat guy's wallet." Meowth said in between bites

"How much money do you think we can blow through in one afternoon?" Jessie asked

"that depends are we going clothes shopping or not?" James asked

"with her outfit absolutely." Jessie said "it's literally a cloth!"

"All of it. easy." James said

"is that a challenge?" Jessie asked

"See how much you can buy in an hour of these items: clothes for Eri, disguises for the four of us and food." James said

"Deal!" Jessie said

an hour later

"And I'm back!" Jessie said

"You didn't get caught did you?" James asked

"Nope!" Jessie said

"DIE!" A voice yelled from behind here

suddenly a massive explosion happened sending the rockets (and eri) flying

"Well i still have the bags." Jessie said

"This place is a drag." Eri said

"oh hey the kid did her first ryme!" James said

"this is gonna be one hell of time!" Meowth said

"LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!" All four yelled

"Kachan! Eri was with them!" Midoriya said

"Oh...Shit." Bakugou said


Team rocket landed in a tree

"Ow." Jessie said

"you alright eri?" James asked the eri who had landed on him

"yup!" Eri said

"I say we blow dis popsicle stand!" Meowth said

"Wobbuffet!" Wobbuffet said agreeing with meowth

"Alright it's decided!" Jessie said as she grabbed the device and opened a portal "Let's go home!"


In Giovanni's office a portal opened

(those 3 are back already? It's only been a day and a half) Giovanni thought to himself

the group walked through the portal

"You have returned... now what have you-" Giovanni began before noticing Eri "Who is that?"

"Hi!" Eri said

Giovanni's Persian tried to attack eri but the girl's quirk activated reverting him into a meowth

"Guess who isn't all high and mighty now?" Meowth asked

"at first you had my curiosity now you have attention." Giovanni said

"Here's the data we have obtained." James said

giovanni read through the report

"Super powers? Heroes? Villains? Most intriguing!" Giovanni said "and you brought a live one!"

james cofagrigus popped out of its pokeball, released overhaul's charred skeleton before returning back to its pokeball

"And a dead one!" Giovanni said "you 3 went above and beyond! Now if only had a bit more about the two."

Eri took overhaul's wallet from Jessie and gave it to giovanni

"My name is eri!" Eri said

Giovanni took a look at the id and the quirk information cards in the wallet

"How'd you know about that card?" James asked

"I escaped once but overhaul found me. He showed the police i ran to that card to tell the police about my cu-quirk to make them believe him." Eri said

"Bravo!" Giovanni said

he stood up

"Matori get her fitted for a team rocket uniform something specialized like those 2." Giovanni said before whispering "and get some hair."

"Yes sir!" Matori said before leaving "Come along eri."

eri left with her

"As for you 3 You shall be rewarded handsomely for this." Giovanni said "and I have a new mission for you."

"Yes sir!" Team rocket said

the image of a region appeared on the tv behind him

"in the alola region many rare and unique pokemon can be found. Steal and catch as many as you can." Giovanni said "For the glory and future of team rocket!"

"Yes giovanni sir!" Team rocket said

"and as of today Eri will be accompanying you 3. make sure to monitor her behaviours and record any effects of this "quirk" of her's." Giovanni said "it will be vital for the project we're gonna start."

scientists came in and took overhaul's skeleton away

"Yes sir!" Giovanni said


Soon After eri walked into their quarters wearing a version of james outfit with a skirt

"Looking snazy kid!" Meowth said

"T-thank you!" Eri said

"now then let's get to work!" Jessie said "we have to take a flight to the alola region."

"a flight?" Eri asked

"well yes we have to fly there." James said "Don't worry it will be fine!"

"O-Okay!" Eri said

"Hey kid why are you so quick to believe us?" Meowth asked

"Because you're my heroes!" Eri said

(She's been smiling every since that "Overhaul" guy died.) the team rocket trio thought to themselves


After a few hour flight the group finally landed in alola

"so this is alola." Jessie said

"With pokemon in the bunches!" James said

"We'll nab them all!" Meowth said

"We'll grab them all!" Eri said

"That's the spirt kid!" Jessie said

"Wobbuffet!" Wobbuffet said

they left the airport and eventually ended up in the forest

"Now then let's find a Pokémon to catch!" James said

"which means me and Wobbuffet have to do all of da heavy lifting." Meowth said

"Hey! It's not our fault we left all of our pokemon at headquarters!" Jessie said

"When you're in alola you simply do what the alolans do!" James

"I have a pokemon!" Eri chimed in

"you do?" Jessie asked

"Uh huh!" Eri said as she pulled out a pokeball "The nice lady who gave my outfit gave it to me!"

"okay let's see it!" James said

she sent out a FUCKING MACHAMP

"Da boss is playing favourites." Meowth said

suddenly something jumped out the bushes

everyone (but eri) let out a scream

it was a creature wearing a pikachu looking rag

"Pikachu?" Jessie asked

the creature's "Head" tilted unnaturally

everyone (but eri) let out a scream

"I KNOW IT CAN'T BE BUT COULD IT BE?!" Jessie yelled

"PIKACHU'S HEAD?!" James yelled

meowth let out a scream before inspecting it

"It's a different Pokemon wearing a pikachu like thingy!" Meowth said

The Pokemon let out sounds of indescribable horrors

"Eep!" Meowth said

"Wobba!" Wobbuffet said

"what's it saying?" Jessie asked

"This is a T fic!" Meowth said

"Huh?" The two asked

"It's saying something so scary! It's better off not knowing!" Meowth said

"But it's really cute!" Eri said as she walked over

"Hi!"

She took a look under its cloth which caused meowth to pass out

"You're really cute!" Eri said as the other two members woke meowth up

suddenly they heard footsteps

"Hide!" Jessie said as she pulled meowth and james into the bushes

"Uh jessie!" James said pointing at eri who was still out there talking to the Pokemon

"who is that?" The twerp (Ash) asked

the Pokemon poked it's head out and saw Pikachu and began to say more scary stuff

"who's that pokemon?" Ash asked

"Mimikyu the disguise pokemon a ghost and fairy type. It wears a head covering to look like a pikachu but little is known about this pokemon. It is said that a scholar who looked under met his end." The floating pokédex said

"Met his end?! I'm glad I'm still alive and kicking!" Meowth said

"wait how was eri able to withstand it?" Jessie asked

"She must've seen some unknown horrors." James said

Eri slowly turned around and gave a small smile

Ash's eyes widened upon seeing the R on her shirt

"Awww you look adorable!" The green haired girl said "What's that R stand for?"

"Rocket!" Eri said

"As in Team rocket!" Jessie said as she James and meowth (and Wobbuffet) jumped out of the bush

"Alright who are you?" The shirtless boy asked

"Did someone asked something? we're here to find out!" Jessie said

"Noble answers are what we're all about!" James said

"A beauty so radiant the flowers and moon hide and in shame! A single flower of evil in this flaming world! Jessie!" Jessie said

"the nobly heroic man of our times! The master of darkness fighting back against the tragic world! It's james!" James said

"It's one for all and all for one! A glittering dark star that always shines bright! Dig it while meowth takes flight!" Meowth said

"Team rocket let's fight!" The trio said

"That's right!" Meowth said

"Wobbuffet!" Wobbuffet said

"I like the old one better." Eri said

"so much for something new." James said

"Team rocket? Can they really take flight?" The floating pokédex asked

"WE BLAST OFF YOU DOPE!" Jessie said "I mean we don't fly."

"You see team rocket is a super powerful evil organization!" James said

"What kinda of dumb Pokédex doesn't know something great like that?" Meowth asked

"I don't have any data a meowth that can speak like a human?" The Pokédex said

just as it came close eri put her hand on a tree and made it disappear

"ERROR DOES NOT COMPUTE!" The pokèdex said

"Since when did have kids?!" Ash asked "especially any that could do that?"

james burst out laughing

as you can probably tell eri is a bit...crazy here I mean she was basically tortured

that's it for now see you next time