"You and Hisoka should move in with me." Said Todoroki after being given 'The tea' from Mina.
"Oh thanks dude! That's real nice of you. I think we might be staying with Kacchan for a bit longer though. Don't you still live with your dad?"
"I do."
"And he wouldn't mind? I mean we would be awesome guests, but I always get the feeling he doesn't really like me."
"He would not. I'm sure you would be the guests he deserves."
"Um. Thanks?"
"In fact you should come to dinner. Both of you should come to dinner."
"Sure? Say has um...has Endeavor maybe pissed you off recently or something?" Todoroki blinked.
"No I wouldn't say that."
"Good-"
"I don't mind being asked about my love life from a man that ruined his marriage and my childhood at all."
"Ah..." Well Kaminari could take a hint when Todoroki used a sledgehammer to make them.
"We would love to come. I'll get us ice cream before dinner."
"Why?" Todoroki titled his head to the side and blinked.
"Because my good friend it sounds like your old man deserves us at our sugar highed best!"
"I see. Thank you that's thoughtful."
"I know right!" Kaminari was such a good friend!
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"Little man!" Kirishima made grabbing hands from his place propped up on the bed.
"He's sleeping and don't you dare sit up." Bakugou narrowed his eyes at Kirishima as he placed the sleeping toddler on his chest.
"Little man..." Kirishima whispered with delight and cradled the child close. He adored his godson. He only had an older sister and almost never had time to play with his younger cousins growing up. Babies were super manly!
"That 'little man' is the reason you're in a neck brace."
"It wasn't his fault! Besides at least he didn't hurt himself. I almost got my eye when my quirk came in." He pointed cheerfully at the old scar on his eyelid.
"Tch! Whatever. Listen the landlord is being a pain in the-"
"KATSUKI!"
"Who let the Hag in here?"
"KATSUKI COME GREET YOUR MOTHER YOU UNGRATEFUL BRAT!"
"Hmm? " Hisoka stirred awake as Bakugou stomped out of the room and slammed the door.
"DUNCE FACE WHY DID YOU LET HER IN HERE!"
"Hey Hisoka! Did you have a good sleep?" Sleepy Hisoka looked so cute!
"OH I'M NOT ALLOWED TO VISIT MY SON NOW?"
"Hmm. ︎" Bright yellow eyes observed Kirishima. There was something about them that looked a little reptilian to be honest. Course reptiles were cool, so it didn't bother him.
"You want to go say hi to Oba-chan?" Bakugou's mom had taken the title of grandmother enthusiastically and tended to descend upon the household with bags of toddler designer clothes every few months. She was probably the only reason he owned anything that wasn't magician themed.
Hisoka nodded. He was perfectly capable of saying full sentences, but rarely did so. Perhaps he was a little shy?
"I knew it was only a matter of time before you took out a wall. Did I tell you about the time he destroyed my kitchen counters Denki dear?" Mitsuki smiled sweetly at Kaminari while holding Katsuki by the hair.
" I DIDN'T DO JACK SHIT!"
"Hey Ma!"
"Why the hell are you up?"
"Eijiro! There's my good son!" She realised Katsuki in favor of going over to hug Kirishima and cooing at Hisoka.
"Fuck you to Hag!"
"Aren't you getting so big! I hope your giving my good for nothing boy lots of trouble! He deserves it for never calling his poor mother!" She loving pinched Hisoka's cheek like she was a good mother and he smiled at her like he wasn't a hellbeast.
"What bullshit..." Katsuki muttered.
"Katsuki! I brought some more clothes. Just a few things we found laying around the place." She gestured to the small pile of bags on the floor. "You make sure he wears them. The clown theme is cute enough, but I didn't raise you not dress a child in variety ."
"It's not my job to dress him, Hag!"
"That's awesome Mrs B! Thanks so much...although you shouldn't have." It's not that Kaminari didn't like Hisoka benefiting from Kacchan's designer parents, but there hadn't been enough room for more clothes in their shared bedroom for a very long while.
Katsuki grumbled before turning his narrowed eyes unto Kirishima who wilted a bit.
"Do you not know what the fuck bedrest means!"
"It's fine Kats!" Honestly Kirishima felt great and this whole neckbrace things seemed really unnecessary.
"Nonsense! I also brought more blocks, another blanket, stuffed animals, some games-"
"We don't have room for all that shit!" Bakugou turned his attention away from killing Kirishima with his eyes and focused in on the junk his mother was contaminating his home with.
By now Bakugou's mother have taken Hisoka with her to the couch and was trying and failing to wipe the face paint that alway seemed to appear on him off of his face. It was definitely Mina's fault for buying the kid professional grade makeup.
"You would if you listened to me and bought a proper house! Honestly what are you thinking living in an apartment? You make plenty of money Katsuki there is no reason for slumming it other than you don't want me to visit more often!"
It was an old argument, but when they were missing a wall it possibly held a bit more weight than usual. Kirishima joined Hisoka and Mistuki on the couch. Hoping that being seen resting would make Katsuki less mad at him. Hisoka promptly began climbing him while Mistuki turned her attention to her houseless son.
"You know son we saw a for sale sign on the way here. It looked big enough for all your friends." Masaru injected for the first time.
"Eh! Why would I want a place for those losers to show up at?"
"Oh please your squad calls more than you do. What is it the kids are calling it now a days honey? A polycule?"
"WHAT THE FUCK?"
"There's no reason to be ashamed-"
"I AM NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ANYONE!"
"But babe I thought we had something!" Kaminari sputtered out between laughter.
"That nice Ashido girl explained the whole thing for us!" Mitsuki announced cheerfully.
"I'M GONNA KILL HER!" Clearly Mina was more bothered about being exploded than she had previously let on. This would possibly start the 2nd great Mina/Bakugou prank war. Last time it hadn't stopped until Momo's hair became a casualty and she had made it stop.
"My own fiance denies me can you believe that?" Kirishima says quietly to Hisoka which brings the room to a sudden halt. "Ah shit."
"WHEN WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME!"
"You what?"
"Congratulations son."
"Goddamnit! It's been less than 24 hours!"
Kirishima winced. "Sorry?" He had probably ruined the plan of sneaking off to the courthouse before anyone could make a big deal about it. Hisoka was doing something to his hair now, but the current conversation seemed more important.
"I don't know how you managed it, but good job on finding someone to put up with you for life!"
"You were just saying you thought I was fucking all my friends!"
"Yeah fucking. You got your genes from me. Doesn't mean I thought anyone would make an honest man out of you."
"I'm texting the chat!" Kaminari fumbled with his phone in his excitement. He was in the best place to notice that Kirishima hair had taken on a pink sticky substance, but was far to distracted with the drama.
"Don't you dare!"
"Too late!"
Bakugou tackled Kaminari who was taken by surprise and hit the lamp with a sparking hand.
The lights went out. All the lights went out. In the whole apartment building.
"So..." Kaminari said into the sudden darkness. "Mr. B where did you say you saw that for sale sign?"
"Kaminari..." Bakugou growled somewhere on the left.
"So like. Hisoka and I have an appointment actually. A dinner to get to. Very important. We are just gonna go..."
"Hey guys? I think I'm stuck again."
Hisoka giggled.
/
"Shouto Broto! My man! You don't mind that we showed up unexpectedly! Thanks for having us! I know we were thinking next week, but my horoscope said today was the day and you wouldn't want me to go against my horoscope? It's a science."
"Ah... of course not. The old man is in the living room. I'll go tell Fuyumi we have guests."
"Nice!" He turned to Hisoka. "Let's go introduce you to the number 1 hero! Former number 1 hero I mean. The title was taken from him after the...the everything? Yeah the everything. You can ask him about it!"
"I'm sure he'd love that." Shouto looked calm, but the carefully hidden sparkle of mischief was in his eyes.
This was gonna be great.
