This is the second one-shot of a series of one-shots where I will write one Harry Potter weight gain one-shot for every day of the month of October.
The prompt list itself is right here, credit to fffandever on Furaffinity: https/view/58049281/
So here is the first day's one shot, with the prompt, "Tavern".
All characters are depicted as 18
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Putting the Hog in Hogsmede
December 26th, 1996
Gryffindor Common Room
10:45 PM
Once again, the Hogwarts Quidditch Cup was won by Gryffindor House. A party was thrown by the seventh years, with some pointers from Fred and George, and it was in full swing. Butterbeer was smuggled into the common room and all kinds of games were played and dares were made. Everyone enjoyed some of the snacks too, Lee Jordan fixed up a plate for Ginny who made doe eyes at him as they walked off to play "spin the bottle". Meanwhile, Ron was showing the common room his love for Lavender Brown, and his girlfriend Lavender Brown was showing how proud she was of him winning the cup by snogging each other out in the open.
Yes it was all good teenage fun, thankfully the castle's protection wards staving off any underage pregnancies, except for two students: Hermione Granger and Harry Potter.
"Oi Harry ya cheat! -hic!- get back here!" Yelled a drunken Hermione Granger.
Yeah… the former friends decided to sneak out into Hogsmede instead. No one batted an eye, but the two of them didn't want to stick around for a party their crushes are attending with their dates. No, instead Harry and Hermione had snuck out to the Hogshead inn and drank themselves enough butterbeer to forget. The snackaging on the side has seemed to give the two drunks a set of beer guts reminiscent of a pregnant woman's straining against their uniforms.
"Cheat?!… I didn't cheat!… you cheated!" Harry slurred out as he waved a half empty bottle.
"Oh puh-lease! I didn't -hiccup!- cheat!…" Hermione slurred back as she put another bottle up against her mouth.
"You jinxed Ron's broom so he'd pass the test! I Shaw you!…" Harry said as he poked her beer gut.
~Bwurp!~ "Sho what?! It was just a little push… ish quidditch not like how yer cheating in school!" Hermione said, poking him back.
"Hey! -hic!- It's not mah fault someone wrote better shite in MY book and not yours." Harry said as he drank more, some dribbling down his chin.
"You could've blown up your cauldron or messed up! -hic!- and died! I wouldn't put it past any peice of shite in this school to do that." Hermione said as she threw her empty bottle on the ground, shattering it.
"Dammit I'm out of booze!…" she growled as Harry finished his.
"Well Ron could've died if he wasn't ready yet! Those brooms fly like a b- ~Bwouuurp!~ -bloody rocket!…" Harry said as he likewise tossed his bottle on the ground.
Harry rubbed his stomach and looked at Hermione. Ever since this year started she's been a total bitch, and for what? A textbook that had valid notes? Malfoy was plotting something and Hermione was more focused on chewing his ass out over this!?
"Fuck, we need more booze…" Harry lamented until he heard a door unlock
"Alohomora…" Hermione said with a drunken stupor as the door to a closed tavern opened up.
Harry looked at her incredulously as she walked in and turned on lanterns, but figured fuck it and followed after her, not questioning why every door could be opened with a first year spell.
Inside the tavern was a large supply of wizarding snacks and pre bottled butterbeer. Hermione grabbed some six packs of the stuff and walked to a table, her belly visibly straining under her clothes. She popped open a bottle and both Hermione and Harry resumed drinking. Eventually, Harry started talking.
"Hey what's with the attitude this year? I'm not a cheat." Harry said.
"Oh yes you are a -hiccup!- cheat! You're using a book." Hermione said.
"No' that, you act like a bitch to me everyday even without the damn book. ~urp...~ Ooogh…" Harry said.
"Well maybe if you focused more on studying and less on cheating, I'd believe you about Malfoy." Hermione ranted.
"It's MALFOY! He's always up to some shady s- -hiccup!- -hite!…" Harry yelled back.
"Stop yelling at me! You're just a cheater just like Ronald!" Hermione pouted.
"How the bloody fuck is Ron a cheat? You cheated for him, you bint!" Harry said as he opened up a bag of crisps he found.
"He's cheating on ME though!.." Hermione whined.
Harry was silenced…
"Did you… did you even tell him how you feel?" Harry asked.
"N-No… That bitch Brown and her rocking baps beat me to it." Hermione admitted as she pulled off her sweater, showing Harry her bra.
"I mean look at them, mine don't even -hic!- compare." Hermione drunkenly said
"…I mean they're a rather nice set regardless." Harry said drunkenly, staring at them, before swigging from his bottle.
"Mine don't count, they're all fat… just like this ugly thing." Hermione said as she squeezed her belly.
Harry patted it and scooched close to her.
"Oh it's not that bad Mione… it's just baby fat." Harry said before rubbing it.
~Bwourp!~ "Eoughh… thanks Harry…" Hermione said.
"Ron… Ron don' know what he's missing, you got pretty eyes and hair an' you're smarter than anyone I've ever met… you have been a cunt to me this year though." Harry said as he spoke his mind.
"Hmm… maybe I could be less of a bitch…" Hermione admitted before finishing her drink.
"Help me catch Malfoy an' Ah'll ~BURRP!~ call it even~..." Harry offered.
"I'll drink to that~…" Hermione said as she raised a bottle.
The two of them clinked bottles and drank.
Tomorrow morning would be complicated with a record 3000 point loss for Gryffindor house due to a Prefect and Quidditch captain having broken and entered a tavern in Hogsmeade before drinking about three packs of butterbeer bottles. However, with a friendship rekindled and head girl's badge rescinded, Harry and Hermione were able to quickly expose Malfoy's plot to bring Death Eaters into the school with a vanishing cabinet within the Room of Requirement.
With the Malfoy name all but labeled as a blood traitor, Voldie didn't get as far as he would have otherwise. Dumbledore died of a blood curse, but unlike Dumbledore before him, Snape didn't hide any information. So after the reveal that the journal was his and a proper explanation about the prophecy and horcruxes, Hogwarts went to the gringotts goblins to hire curse breakers to prevent another year of Voldemort trying to destroy the school.
As for Ron and Lavender, well, he knocked her up and Ron had to work a clerk job for the rest of his life due to his shite grades.
And as for Harry and Hermione? Well, after repaying the tavern by working a summer job there, they actually stuck around and eventually opened up a place in Diagon Alley.
Hey, a tavern run by the Boy who Lived was bound to be a success.
