"HAHAHA!"

Deadpool's laughter echoed throughout the entire hotel, waking most people up from their naps, and yet again, disrupting Hanzo's Combo that he had going on Tifa in his newest game.

"Woo! Jacqui for the win!" Was Tifa's cry of victory.

"Ugh, WADE!" Wolverine groaned, "What the hell are you laughing at?"

"Nothing Wolvie, it's just that…" Deadpool rubbed a tear from his eyehole and gestured to the computer, "It's the… This video is just that hilarious!" He burst back into giggles.

"Oh, COME ON!" Wolverine lamented, "It can't be THAT funny!"


"So Cloud, I was thinking if some more fighters that ride motorcycles show up, we could have a race."

"Who else here rides a motorcycle?"

"Raphael has his Shell-Cycle, you have your Fenrir, Cap and Wolverine have their motorcycles, I have my Bumblebee-"

"Wait, you're dating Blake?"

Yang glared at the swordsman, "No…" She sighed, clearly missing the faunus girl, "'Bumblebee' is the name of my Motorcycle. Back on track here, Master Chief technically has a motorcycle, and Batman has the Bat-Cycle." Yang listed off.

"Hmm, seven contestants." Cloud noted, "We could use more though…"

"I'd like to square off against Ghost Rider at some point" Yang hoped.

"I wanna race a transformer." Cloud dreamed.

"AHA!"

"Augh!" Cloud screeched, "And I thought you and Tifa were loud!"

"Huh?" Yang questioned. "I only heard Wolverine laugh. Maybe your ears are sensitive." Yang reasoned.

"Ugh, what the hell would make Wolverine of all people laugh?"

"Let's find out."


"Oh, man!" Wolverine chortled, "This is hilarious!"

"I know, right?" Wade laughed.

"Oh, man. The-These guys…" Wolverine was still chortling, "These guys should do comedy."

"They'd be funnier than Yang, that's for sure!"

"Who'd be funnier than me?" Yang asked, eyes glowing red.

"THESE guys!" Deadpool motioned to the screen, "These guys are freaking hilarious!"

"Oh, COME ON!" Cloud complained, "What could possibly be so funny that it would be worth more laughs than Tifa's girlfriend over here?"


Tifa paused for a moment, oblivious that her Jacqui took a brutality to the face.

"Victory!" Hanzo cheered, "Woo! Brutality!"

Tifa was still oblivious, looking around for whatever had incurred her wrath today.

"Hey, what's up?" Hanzo asked, after a brief victory pose.

"I just got this feeling…" Tifa muttered, in a tone of voice that made Hanzo think of Kuai Liang.

"Want some help in finding who it was?" Hanzo offered.

"Much appreciated Scorps." Tifa replied.

"It's Hanzo, thank you very much." Her replied, his eyes narrowing.

The two set off to find the unlucky soul who caused Tifa's… Odd sense to go off.


"Okay, this is hilarious!" Yang was laughing on the floor, "It almost makes up for Thunderhead over there calling me Tifa's girlfriend!" She laughed.

"Seriously! These guys have got to make a longer show about this!"

"Ow! What the hell Yang?" Cloud asked, clutching his sides for both the hilarity of the video, and because Yang had decided to strike at his ribs.

"I said 'almost'" She laughed between breaths, "I never said I wasn't going to hit you."

"Well, as much as I enjoy hitting people who imply we're in a relationship, I want to know what's so funny." Tifa smirked as she entered.

"It's… It's this video T." Cloud laughed, "It's freaking hilarious!"

"Okay, first: I thought I already told you that only Yang gets to use that nickname, and second: What video?" She asked.

Hanzo interjected, "I too am wondering what's so funny about this video."

"J-Just watch!" Deadpool ushered them to the monitor.

Tifa looked to Yang, who nodded between her chuckles.

"Alright, let's find out what this is all about."


"So, this video…"

"Just watch it Guts, who knows? It might even get you to loosen up a bit." Cloud urged.

"Tch I doubt it."

"Whatever, just watch."

Guts clicked play, and the voice of a man who sounded incredibly pissed off came in screaming.

"You know what we hate? Death Battle! HERE'S WHY!"

Guts watched, bewildered, as the man listed off various things that pissed him off about the show. He ranted a bit on the metal theme that was used, and complained about having to learn about obscure characters. He also went on to complain about how the name 'Death Battle' was stupid. He also-

"ALL YOU STUPID FANBOYS, WHO TAKE THIS SHIT, WAY TOO SERIOUSLY!"

Okay, he had to admit, that was a little funny.

"E-vile Craig is hilarious!" Deadpool laughed.

"It almost feels like he's talking to our haters!" Yang cackled as she placed her organic arm on Tifa's shoulder.

"It's pro-pronounced 'E-vill' Wade." Tifa said between laughs.

"Whatever, it's funnier the way I pronounce it."

"And this is it?" Guts asked, after finishing the video, not paying attention to the cackling of the other occupants.

"Nope, here's another!" Hanzo noticed, wiping a tear from his eye.

"It's the fifteen reasons we love Death Battle…"

That marked the first time in a long time that some of the others saw Guts smile.


Seriously, Ghost Rider and a motorcycle transformer. Get on it Screwattack! And I gotta say, I absolutely love that video. It feels like he's calling out specific people who are raging on certain fights.

I have a poll going on on my profile, I kinda want the feedback for it. And someone tell me when Bowser's opponent is revealed, kay? kay.

Hey, X! Remember the disclaimer this time! Y'know, the one that says 'I don't own these characters' and all that crap?

You just did it for me.

SHIT!