"Well, it was a nice fight."
Bowser was recovering from his fight. The battle damage was rather heavy for the Turtle, whose fighting prowess was still able to cause some massive damage, despite losing.
Peach had baked a cake in celebration for his fight. She said that she'd make it, no matter what. Win or lose.
The princess was sweet like that.
It was rather unfortunate that the Koopa King was in a massive body cast and wouldn't get better for about six weeks.
Well, more specifically, he would be unable to consume a senzu bean for six weeks.
"Told you magic would have won out." Zelda stuck her tongue out at the brothers, who were busy trying to help Bowser get comfortable.
"Yeah yeah." Luigi lamented, "We get it."
Mario was… Less of an honorable loser.
"Grr, 'can only be killed by holy weapons' my butt." The red capped plumber grumbled.
"Well, it's not like Bowser has the same durability." Samus pointed out.
"HE SURVIVED A BLACK HOLE!" Mario yelled, accidentally dropping Bowser and forcing Peach and Luigi to solo holding him up.
"And yet, he couldn't survive lava that one time." Zelda pointed out.
"We were inside of his body that one time. That 'curse' should've been beaten by his immune system!" He pulled Luigi away from his position, "Right bro?"
"Uh, right. Hey, uh Mario-"
"See! Luigi is a-with me on this."
Peach was having trouble keeping Bowser upright, "Uh, guys? Little help?"
"Bowser may have had the power advantage, but Ganon trumps in every other category. Like durability." Zelda pointed out, "The times that he was successfully killed involved silver or holy weapons. Bowser didn't stand a chance."
"Bowser survived a BLACK HOLE!" Mario yelled, "Stuff like what Ganon a-did to him shouldn't have hurt THAT much!"
"This fight is done. They don't go back on their verdict, no matter how wrong other people think it is. If they did, then people would a-want to have alternate outcomes for the other fights. And really who wants that?" Luigi said, wanting to get out of this argument.
"Well I-"
WHAM!
Peach had lost her grip on Bowser, causing the Koopa king to crash onto the floor.
Now it'll take nine weeks for him to recover.
"Goddamn, that music was badass." Tifa squeed.
"I'll agree with you on that." Yang replied.
"Ratchet and Clank are fighting next, who are you expecting?"
"Banjo and Kazooie." Yang replied almost instantly, "It's an interesting matchup, and the whole 'Nature vs. Technology' hasn't been seen in awhile."
"Not since Wolverine's fight with Raiden." Tifa noted. "But, there's always Jak and Daxter. They would also qualify for a 'nature' part."
The duo were mixing drinks, and talking about their day.
A small vibration came from Tifa's back pocket, "Hmm?" Tifa looked at her phone, "Oh, it's a text from Cloud. Let's see…"
Yang turned to a ring came at the door, "Welcome to Heaven Seven-and-a-half, The Seventh Heaven away from Seventh heaven. How may I help you?"
"Yep. One bottle of your finest L'eau Puits, and your number." Ugh. White Bomberman. The idiot who thought he was a powerful savior, AND had the balls to cut her hair.
Well, senzu beans were responsible for him still having balls after what she did to him, Dan and Bucky.
"Bomber." Yang said with a pinch on the bridge of her nose.
"Yes?" He asked, with that dumb smirk on his face. Kinda reminded her of Jaune a bit.
"You do realize that 'L'eau Puits' translates to 'sink water', right?"
Bomberman looked embarrassed for a moment, "Uh, yeah. I knew that. It's just, uh…" He paused, looking for an excuse, "EXCUSE!"
He ran out.
Sigh. Could have charged him for that stuff. Whatever.
"OH MY GOSH!"
Yang turned to where Tifa was-
"Yang! Yang, did you see this?" Tifa glomped her blonde friend, effectively pinning her to the counter, "They're doing Red vs Blue season fourteen! And one of their contributors are the guys at Death Battle! Do you know what this means?"
"That you're going to get off before-"
"It means that there might be a fight using one of their characters! This is so cool! And you said that they wouldn't get in."
Yang blushed a bit, "Uh, that's great T, really. But before someone walks in and gets the wrong idea-"
Tifa was ignoring Yang, "Who do you think it'll be? Caboose? Carolina? Wash? OHH! Maybe Jensen from the chorus trilogy, she was my favorite of that team."
Yang was getting flustered, "T, maybe you should-"
"Oh, but Sarge was always pretty cool. Maybe he would enter the fray. You and him could talk shotguns."
"T, I really think-"
"But Caboose would be fun too. Arm wrestling competitions would be pretty interesting."
"T-"
"Carolina would make a good sparring partner, don't ya thin-"
"I need a drink, and stat..." Dante entered the room, and paused. Taking in the situation that he was seeing.
Tifa Lockhart was pinning Yang Xiao Long to the counter in a… Well, it was a position.
Tifa looked down and blushed, "Uhh, this isn't what it looks like! I swea-"
Dante raised his hand, "Just… Just make up your minds already. Wade's been bugging us about making a betting pool and-"
Tifa hopped over the counter, "I'll be right back…"
Dante looked off, "She's gonna beat up Deadpool, isn't she?" He said more than asked.
"Most likely." Yang nodded.
"... So about that drink…"
Yang sighed, "I'm on it. Whaddya want?"
"Wow Wade," Wolverine noticed, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was hitting on some girls, rather successfully if I do say so myself, when Lockhart of all people comes by, freezes me from the waist down, then uses a fireball to blow off my upper torso, and-"
"Translation: You were perving on the girls, and she came by to stop you." He replied, getting back to his beer.
"Someday, I'll figure out how she does it, and I'll be able to ogle all the boobs and booty I want to my heart's content." He said wistfully.
"Maybe if ya did something selfless fer once, she may lay off." Logan said.
"Like what?"
The mutant- mutant, not mutate- rolled his eyes, "I dunno. Maybe make a helpful video or contribution to society- THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE WEAPONS!" He added, as he saw the merc pulling out a machine gun and katana.
"Like what? A Q&A?" Wade asked, his eye roll visible even through his mask.
Wolverine's eye roll was more visible due to the lack of an overly obscuring mask, "Sure, why not?" He asked sarcastically.
"SWEET! I'm gonna set up a camera!"
Wolverine looked to where Wade ran off to, then back to his beer. Wade, beer. Wade? Or beer? After repeating this cycle a few more times, he decided to go back to his beer.
"No brainer." He muttered.
AN: So, it's Logan's fault that I have to do a Q&A chapter. Go figure, huh?
Well, to be honest, I cheated a bit, and WROTE the Q&A chap before this, so…
And the Yang/Tifa tease is back! I missed the Tifang tease… Tifang. That's the name now.
You teasing prick… Anyways, ask your questions before Saturday! That's when the chapter will be finalized and posted.
Now I have THIS to deal with. Here's hoping I survive.
Coming up next on DragonballZ- I mean Aftermath: The Q&A episode. Now, where's that damn camera?
… Hey, Wade…
Yeah?
Why is there an I.O.U note where the disclaimer is supposed to be?
What makes you think I'D know?
Well, for starters, it says 'From Deadpool' on it…
And he's gone. Welp, before I forget, the song scoring.
4: Simple and Clean.
2: I Kissed a Girl.
1: Everything else.
