"Actually sir, Ratchet got trained by Megacorp. So they indeed have the edge in actual military training."
"Oh, thanks Jarvis. I needed to settle a bet with Cloud. Guy forgot that Ratchet got military training." Iron Man noted.
"No problem sir." Jarvis replied.
"Actually T, I think they're going to use Playstation All-Stars to standardize the equipment. Like the used Dissidia for you and Cloud."
"There was also Playstation Move Heroes. They could take equipment from there." Tifa replied.
"Oh crap!" Iron Man took the little ninjitsu skills he learned from Black Widow and dove behind some crates.
"We know you're there, Stark. You're not Solid Snake, hiding in a box isn't going to help you. Tifa said, condescendingly.
"Especially when you have a miracle mini reactor that gives off a lot of light," Yang noted, "Sam Fisher, you ain't."
"Wait…" Tony peeked out from behind the crate, "You're not gonna beat me up?"
"Well, not now anyways." Tifa replied.
"Sleep with one eye open, eye-ron man."
Tifa giggled while Tony groaned, "Ugh. That's worse than one of Spider-Man's quips."
Yang turned to the Armored Avenger, "What?"
If he hadn't been wearing a helmet, the two brawlers would have seen the color drain from Tony's face, "Uh, nevermind."
"Yeah, I thought so…" Yang said menacingly. She walked off.
"You forgot that she's a Spider-Man fan, didn't you?" Tifa asked rhetorically.
"Y-yeah." Iron Man stammered, "How are you two friends anyways?"
"Long story. We'll tell it someday."
"Alright guys," Leonardo started, "We all know what time it is…"
"NINJA TIME!"
"TURTLE POWER!" Michelangelo said at the same time as his brothers. Throwing them off.
"Wha?" "Huh?" "Darn it Mikey!"
The party dude flushed a lighter green, "Uhh, I mean Ninja Time?"
"Too late. You ruined it. You ruined it, and I'm leaving."
"C'mon Raph. You can't leave." Donatello called.
"Let him be Donnie. He'll come around somewhere in the middle of the song." Leonardo consoled.
Donatello sighed, "Alright. I guess we should get started then…"
"We can do this without mister 'Cool but Rude' there Donnie." Michelangelo replied nonchalantly.
The (Now) trio walked up on stage, as a familiar instrumental started, as they pulled instruments out of nowhere.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
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Turtles count it off:
1! 2! 3! 4! Turtles!
Leonardo and Donatello did several flips, while Michelangelo did the counting on his four fingers.
Mutant chain reaction (Turtles!)
Livin' underground (Turtles!)
Ninjutsu action (Turtles!)
It's a shell of a town!
The New Yorkers in the audience cheered on as the Leonardo did a rather impressive guitar riff.
Turtles count it off:
Live by the code of the martial arts
Never fight unless someone else starts
Always stick together no matter what
If all else fails then it's time to kick butt!
Once again, Michelangelo did the counting on his fingers, only now, he was joined by his brothers
I love bein...
I love bein...
I love bein' a Turtle!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
A motorcycle revving was heard in the background as the three turtles smiled. They knew who was coming.
Turtles count it off:
1! 2! 3! 4! Turtles!
Raphael came in on his Shell-Cycle. He jumped off at the 'four' and joined his brothers.
There's no one better (Turtles!)
Shredder: Watch out for Shredder! (Turtles!)
They're like no others (Turtles!)
Those teenage brothers!
Raph's motorcycle had been expertly left at the base of the stage. He threw two smoke bombs behind the (Now) quartet to add to the effect.
1! 2! 3! 4!
1! 2! 3! 4!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
(Turtles! Turtles!)
The crowd cheered. Some of the more brooding members simply clapped their hands.
"Glad to see you changed your mind, bro." The orange-masked terrapin said, placing his hand on his brother's shoulder.
The one in the red mask chuckled, "Well, I had a bit of a talk with that Taichi kid…"
"Look man," Tai Kamiya reasoned, "Sure they might get on your nerves every once and awhile," He tussled the head of Agumon, "But in the end, they're still your family and best friends. You can't really replace that."
"Yeah, but they're so damn annoying!" The Sai user lamented.
"Maybe," Agumon interjected, "But still. They look out for you, and always have your back. Even if you didn't want it in the first place." He looked at Tai.
"Ugh, you summon SkullGreymon one time…" Tai jokingly lamented.
Raph looked on to see Tai and Agumon having a bit of a laugh riot. He sighed, "I'm gonna need my bike…"
"That Tai guy is a pretty cool dude, huh?" Michelangelo thought out loud.
"Still," Leonardo went on, "His tactics in his fight were dishonorable."
Raph sighed, "Bro," He went on, "I'm the hot headed one here. If some random kid with a dragon started attacking one of you guys, I'd attack the kid and tell him to stop too."
Leonardo flushed a lighter green.
"You forgot that Red started the fight, didn't you?"
"Yep."
The twenty-oh-three theme? Why not the original nineteen-eighties theme?
Well, they weren't as long to use as I wanted for this.
Whatever. Who composed that anyways?
Heck if I know. The composer wasn't listed.
So, I decorated the disclaimer a bit more this time. Do you like it?
All you did was lean one of your broken guns against it. Why are you asking me? You never ask me for my opinion.
Eh, figured I'd be nice.
…
Welp. I'm off to read Lair Mane's Distorted Mirror Images. See you.
It's 'Layman' Wade!
