"Ratchet and Clank are bringing in the RYNO V. If this was a competition based on pure firepower alone, I'd have to give it to them."

"The prediction blog is up?" Yang asked.

"Yep. On blogspot, anyways. But by the looks of it, "Jak and Dax are also bringing in the Supernova." Tifa recoiled in disgust, "Ugh, I swear, if I see one more blast attack that claims to be a supernova…"

"Anyways, back to the gear!" Tony interrupted, fully aware of how the bartender reacts to attacks that unrightfully use the 'Supernova' name.

"Whatever…" She calmed down.

All of the previous singers breathed a sigh of relief as Tifa continued, "Ratchet and Clank are using the nanomachine reinforcements, and if we're talking about iconic armor, he'll be using the Pilot's Armor. If we're talking about the strongest, then we're talking either the Chameleon Armor or the Infernox Armor."

Yang pulled out her scroll from her new arm's containment unit, "Jak and Dax are jumping in with the Armor of Mar. He doesn't have a whole lotta options to work with. He seems to be at a disadvantage here."

Tony pulled up statistics on his helmet, Jak and his little buddy are using their eco skills and transformations. While it looks like Ratchet and Clank took a page out of Cap's book and are using the Comet-Strike. Just with a high-tech wrench instead of a shield."

"Speaking of, Isn't he on after the Chief?" Donatello asked.

"Yeah. Him and Wolverine." Leonardo added.

"He's almost up! Let's save this for later." Yang requested.


The stage was rather nice. Looked like something a theatre nut would make.

A familiar instrumental started as there was a small crowd who cheered upon realization as to what the song was. The rest smirked.

Yang… Had her jaw drop.

The chief cleared his throat, and started to sing the lyrics.

Roses are red

And violets are blue.

One day we'll cruise down

Blood Gulch avenue

Tifa was trying to get Yang's jaw to close. She was rather unsuccessful though.

It's red versus red

and blue versus blue

It's I against I

and me against you

A few patrons waved around a 'Blue Team' flag, while others waved 'Red Team' flags.

Violets are blue, roses are red

Living like this we were already dead

Tifa had just about closed Yang's jaw halfway. She was unimpressed with the song, but she understood why this was Yang's reaction. Sure, Tifa had heard it pretty often, being Yang's roommate and all, but still. This was like the four hundredth time she had heard the song.

Hop in my car

It don't have any doors

It's built like a cat

It lands on all fours

Felicia, and Taokaka both giggled at this. Lion-o simply smirked and stifled a laugh.

My car's like a puma

It drives on all fours

Red versus red

Blue versus blue

Chief echoed the last two lines as he dropped the mic, and back-pedaled off the stage.


"Ugh, finally!"

Tifa had just successfully closed Yang's mouth.

"Seriously, your jaw muscles are tough."

"Huh? Sorry T. My semblance must have gone off or something." Yang apologized.

"Your semblance can activate on a jaw drop?" Tifa asked in disbelief.

Yang laughed nervously, I don't exactly know how it works. All I know is that the harder I get hit, the-"

"Harder you hit back. I know. I'm pretty sure I'm the one who simplified it." Tifa interrupted.

"Huh. Should've figured that it would be my best friend who would come up with that." Yang chuckled.

"Finally! Cap's going up next!" Tony said, excited to see his best friend go up on stage.

"I hear his singing voice is awesome." Master Chief said.

The others jumped in surprise, "Ahh!" "Hah!" "What the-" "How did you?"

The others were all jumbling their questions at him. So the chief thought for a while, and came to a conclusion.

"It was-"


Aw weak! Weak sauce!

What?

You are a troll. You know that, right?

Coming from you? That's a compliment.

Tch whatever. You're still a troll!

You're talking to the guy who thinks that the rage on Goku vs Superman will last longer than forever. I made a joke of it in a disclaimer once.

You are still a troll.

Coming from the guy who only added a bottle Coke on top of the disclaimer and calls that a 'decoration'. That is who you are right now.